inbetweeners usa edition
Got the perfect joke
After a successful trip through the former Yugoslavia countries, I now want to complete the Balkans and go to Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, and Moldova.Moldova is purely because I'm a completionist, I have zero expectations
>>223284876go on
>>223284887You wouldn't get it
>>223284883viva moldovaaloha
>>223284891bet i would
>>223284920It's actually not that funny
yes thank you daphne that will be all
Might grow a beard
>>223284928ok*walks away*
Poetry in motion
>>223284939I doubt it
*sucks in my gut before entering the thread*morning lads
they are Hurting me !!!
>>223284980mishima fapped to this as a 10 year old
>>223284980how's he survived that then
>>223284934MERCY!
>>223284994Ktim
Reading up on the details
>>223284990stopIt!!
Can't sleep
21 Hammers sounds like an album title
>>223284980
>>223285031Me on the left
weighing up my options
>>223285040You got scales that large
https://youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI
heard they're bringing back the dutch east indies
>>223285070sisterberg used to play this over and over back in the day, hate it now
>>223285120It grows on you
Cup of coffee and a line of gear before bed will help you sleep. Maybe chase it with a Red Bull.
>>223284883Based, I heard Moldova has beautiful women and its the cheapest of all the countries mentioned, I told about you to a Canadian anon who wanted to take a trip somewhere.
God life is depressing, isn't it
had enough of swedish "people" existing to be quite frank
>>223285127it insists upon itself
>>223285158Much like cancer
noticed a woman looking at me so I looked straight at her too and we just locked eyes for several seconds then she looked away
I'm hot shit
too bastarding hot get it sorted burnham
https://youtu.be/fUYaosyR4bE
>>223285142Thoughts on the Bulgarian leg of the itinerary?From Sofia I want to see the Rila mountains and Devetaki Cave.Burgas I'd also use as a base to explore more of the Bulgarian coast, or if I'm tired I could just chill there.Varna is just 1 night as a bridge because I'm going to the Danube delta in Romania.Hopefully I can do this next year, but if not I'll do it within a few years.
>>223285142>>223285192Oh, and the numbers are the number of nights in each location
there's a bulgarian lass at toil who is quite cute but unfortunately a lezzer
Something about the 80s / 90s aesthetic that feels very comforting, especially when you see films set during those times. Everything after that just looks like shit
Need to tongue Emma Watson's poop chute.
>>223285143...yh
>>223285204Bit twisted
been a while, but the sausages are indeed on
>>223285216think everything peaked in the 90s
>Football journalist Luca Esposito shot dead and set on fire in horrific execution
>>223285249Mafia
>>223285216it was the zenith of the analogue era, just before everything started to get tainted by the internet and corporations
https://youtu.be/cQcE4_7-X78
>>223285249Read he was killed over some cheese business investigation or somthing like that
brushing my teeth
why did scobie wank the willy
poo scream
Nothing I hate more than having to go food shopping in Tesco which is what I have to do soon
Watching Event Horizon with the family
>>223285321bizarre outlandish lie
>>223285192>>223285199I would stay one more night in Plovdiv, maybe trade a Bourgas night but that's just my bias, also Varna I like more than Bourgas although the Sea garden in Bourgas has turned pretty nice after the renovations.
>>223285337Thanks for the input, I will consider it. Lots of time left to alter the plan.Also I'm happy you used me to inspire the Canadian anon
>>223285330Shouldn't you be going to work
>>223285354Work is at 9
Mad how Christmas is in 5 months and 3 days. Crazy to think it'll be cold dark and miserable then when it's so nice now
>>223285376
>>223285387unironically can't wait
>>223285342>Also I'm happy you used me to inspire the Canadian anonYeah he said he wants to get out of Canada and go somewhere new but didn't have much money so I thought the Balkans were a good place, told him to ask about you in /cum/. How long was your trip?
bristolians talk funny don't they
>>223285330Ktim but Lidl It's not even cheap anymore
>>223285418Wouldn't know
>>223285332great film that
Best tourist spots Cheadle UK
>>223285430Sort of thing you'd show your nan on her 90th birthday
>>223285419but think of the pastries
>>223285399soulless vs soul
>>223285425youtube broken is it aha x
How many people signed your shirt or leavers book when you left school? I was pretty unpopular so not many like, which I was very paranoid about
love trains so much
>>223285471didn't go in on shirt signing day lol
>>223285401>How long was your trip?22 nightsI wish I spent 1 more night in both Ohrid and Mostar but otherwise I thought it was a good lengthThis other trip would have to be 30 days
>>223285471I didn't even bother getting a shirt signed because I knew I'd get like 3 people topsI also got asked by my crush to sign her shirt and did the most cringey embarrassing thing imaginable
>>223285483lol same here
>>223285474ktim
imagine if women evolved to be very competitive and saw any attractive female as threat to the point that they'd actively try to kill or assault them so we'd have to keep them on a literal leash when going out. there'd be a dedicated criminal code section for murders under the unfluence of the primal urge like they have for killing infants now. all female prisons would have maximum security with minimal contact between inmates.
need a peng lush ting x swinging off my cock like Tarzan
>>223285505*imagines that*
>>223285486Very nice, yes I remember you said you liked Ohrid. Where did you stay the nights? Hotels, hostels? How much did the trip cost if I may ask?>>223285508Is Fat Pizza good?
wine pon mi cocky
morning lads
toilfu wants to come to the incelflat this weekend, starting to feel a bit out of my depth now
>>223285529Is it?
>>223285514*enters into your imagination and quickly starts molesting you*
>>223285536Me when I lie
>>223285540it is yes
>>223285575News to me
>>223285570she's nuts about me mate, the thing everyone said would never happen is actually happening and now I'm panicking a bit
dont understand what god is up to but hes got a plan for me. even if that is to fail all my life
Oh, the sun's out
>>223285612She sounds ugly no offence
>>223285547*gets molested*
>>223285612>now I'm panicking a bitkeep calm anon, you can do this!
>>223285623no it isn't
>>223285525the tv show? it was funny back in the 2000's
>>223285641Yes it is
>>223285612when she comes over just whip your leviathan out and say "what are we going to do about this"
might follow lei feng's good example
>>223285525Hostels all the way, met tons of people that way.Costed like $3500-$4000, I didn't keep track exactly. Very worth it.
>>223285661thanks I will definitely do this x
>>223285664ancient gimmique
iiiii want candy
>>223285642yes the TV show, I'm looking for some Australian comedy shows, any good recs, I like silly stuff >>223285668I see>Hostels all the way, met tons of people that way.Based, that's the way to go, I've done that a few times and it's always a blast, also my buddy had a hostel here and we used to hang out in the bar next to it so I've met alot of foreigners that way.
would rather be stabbed than spend even a second in a 3rd world hostel with a bunch of smelly hpv hippies
Couldn’t pay me to go to a hostelDisgusting
>>223285733Couldn't pay you full stop, you workshy bastard
>>223285725>>223285733t. Has never been in a hostel.They are often very clean and filled with nice peopleDon't knock it til you try it!
woke up with morning wood we are so back
never been abroadnever been further north than bristol
>>223285763you're not missing much tbqh
why does it feel like half of /brit/ is from scotland or the south west
>>223285763abroad is full of jfs
Birds are very blase about crossing the road
>>223284859The original UK show was complete shit already. Can't believe you guys feel superior to this American remake that literally has the same type of humor
>>223285733there are some nice hostels, you can see the reviews, also you meet new people which is fun
>>223285805imagine me watching a show about teenagers from fiji and going>I don't get it this shit sucks
>>223285715Fat Pizza and Swift and Shift Couriers was pretty funny back in the day, but I'm half wog so idk, maybe it's just seeing wogs act retarded is humourous. I never liked housos
>>223285805
>>223285800What about zebras
>>223285805imagine being such a shit race (indian) that even proto-niggers (polynesians) can't even stand you LMAO
might get a tattoo of the punisher logo on my chest
>>223285827Thanks, I'll check em out. What about the one where a guy dresses up as a girl, maybe the setting was in high school or collage, I remember something like that
>>223285845how do you know he's indianwhat if he's a big massive islander
mad how people feel the need to turn on their vpn just to make the most inane post in /brit/
>>223285851Why don't you already have one, pussy? Scared?
>>223285887yeah needles are scary >_<
rattled over someone not liking a tv show omds
I can't post
listening to supertramp and eating mozzarella
hate m&ms
why does he post the peters
guy I know has a laser tattoo removal thing, he says many of his clients are women who just got engaged and don't want to look stupid on their wedding photos
>>223285957even the sexy green one?
morning lads, I'm at toil, another day another dollar haha x
>>223285987i want to fuck that m&m
I had a ham and cucumber sandwich as there was no cheese and I must say it was quite excellent. The crunch of the cucumber was most delightful
>>223286001FOY
>>223285967toilfu only has a small one on her wrist thank god
>>223285869I'll cave his head in regardless>>223285868lol I don't know the name but he also does Jonah from tonga? some parts are funny as fuck. watch "summer heights high - Jonah plays with his dad"
Breakfast is sorted
>>223286001what do you do for toil x
>>223285977
>>223286020reckon that cost you the best part of a tenner
>>223286020slop
>>223286013incel freak
>>223286020>bean wrap, coffee, and boiled eggsthis nigga gonna stink up the entire office!!
>>223286041not for much longer :-)
>>223284883and northern ireland
>>223286031prefer not to say
>>223286013that's not that bad but sleeves look so ugly>>223286016Will check it out, thanks for the recs. >>223286041why is that always the response to not liking tattoos?
>>223286054youve been moving on the toilfu at snails pace lad when are you going to step it up
>>223286078um
>>223286061gay porn is it x
>>223286064no, he's an incel for having a toilfu and also, wrist tattoos are exclusively on low IQ slags so he's infatuated with an absolutely rotter most likely
>>223286064good post i hate sleeves on women. also anything on the torso. girl I was seeing had such a nice tummy but ruined it with a stupid tattoo on her lower abdomen
>>223286102I LIKE!
>>223286125sup mousey how's it hanging
hello ladies you look fun to talk to
brotherberg's got 1 million little stick and poke tattoos and they look awful
>>223286154Why didn't it work? He's pretty good looking!
>>223286068last couple days we've been full on confessing our feelings for each other, she's coming round mine on Sunday
Raping a nigger
>>223286207No that's not right you can't say that you CAN'T say that !!!!
>>223286189STOP!
>>223286189bro look like he about to get shot in the face by Hans Gruber
>>223286207ktim
>>223286207make sure you don't get aids
Zesty Ben White kissing Zesty Fodes
>>223286114she's not a slag, she's closer to a tradwife if anything
>>223286207bodied those NIGGER FREAKS!!
>>223286242s
hello, police? this is about the molested squat rack case. i'd like to turn myself in
you guys aren't really raping niggers, are you?
>>223285816>>223285828I guess I was too harsh. Well I've loved other UK shows. (I generated picrel on one of /tv/'s faceapp threads way back when and I sometimes still see people post it). I mean, would it be fair to say you think the American remake is bad because you haven't experienced being an American teenager?>>223285845It's just like you and the Abos except we didn't even colonize them and they're just mad we're way more competent at modern society than them. Also, your grandfather raped and killed the proto-niggers who couldn't stand you before jewing them out of their land.
>>223286312yh
racism isn't funny btw
>>223286365it is a bit though
>>223286365Shut up you nigger
racism funnyx
>>223286207>>223286242>>223286382hurtful and demeaningdo not post this again
>>223286207fart shrieking
nth for the baddiedem
So you've decided to become a chud: a guide to becoming obsessed with bbc
moving to the new york sewers
>>223286426like the mole people in Deus Ex but that might have been abandoned subway tunnels actually
80th anniversary of the King David Hotel bombing today lads
>>223286078DLDSS-265
>>223286047what i was thinking. would clobber this little shit if he opened that in the office, but he would know not to as it would upset the resident autist
52 times rorke was a bellend
>>223286114I think it's good to have a friendly relationship with someone you work >>223286124anything on a sexy part of the body like breasts or ass or tummy is really unfortunate>>223286320I haven't watched the American version but the UK was kino, one of the last good UK shows. I did like the American office though.
right well
Mamdani is actually a mad man. Can't believe he's going up against "them".
>>223286452Israel is our greatest allyThey should be allowed to kill usMore money for Israel
i was born in 1850
Pretty obvious the Catholic Church is the one true church if you actually read the bible. Protestants probably have to totally ignore everything Jesus said to justify their protestations
>>223286505you're still a kid
>>223286505me? 1849
yeah?
>>223286532...yh
commonwealth games soon, if anyone cares
>>223286540punga
ended up autism
>>223284859Is that a real remake? Pretty cursed
>>223286488>Approximately 960,000 Jewish people live across the five boroughs of New York City. This community represents about 12% of the city's total population and forms the largest Jewish population of any city in the world outside of Israel.Risky..
>>223286540pung is ballsack in swedish
>>223286540The Commonwealth is a fake, race-mixing monstrosity that only exists so the remaining royals and bureaucrats in London can LARP as imperial administrators in 1880
>>223286573pung pung sahur
got me pung out
>>223286567You can tell the Jewish vote is important by how every single candidate for mayor debate said Israel would be the first place they visited as mayor, in solidarity.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4bXieNNh9Ew
>>223286505a bizarre, and quite frankly a deeply harmful, lie
>>223286583>>223286589sniggering
>>223286540Will catch this, but hope woke doesn't kill the kino angles
plopping me pung in me bum
obliberate my pung with a hammer
>>223286540Might have a look, will probably be the last Commonwealth games because nobody wants to host it any more.
ricky gervais
>>223286630funy
>>223286630Offends my black ass
I invented sparkling water
8:48 and I can already hear some boomers hedge trimmer going off outside
my black pung
>>223286663be quietjust be quietnot in the mood
cba with toil need a mental health day
>>223286667
>>223286673have two
fun pung fact, we have something called “pläp” which means ”pung längre än penis” which translates to “ballsack longer than penis”
capping bus fares at £2 is pretty decent ngl
fun factim swedish
>>223286693All funded by the UK Government (taxpayers)
>>223286701hello i am swedish too
>>223286687lel >>223286540what an angel
eating dark chocolate hobnobs for breakfast
>>223286591Oh my ZOG
>>223286724how many?
>eating dark (...) nobs
>>223286591lmafo always makes me laugh how utterly KIKED the average american politician isjewish property
today's a day
Pungaing the aroma
>>223286734Just 2. I'm not a monster.
bit of rain wouldnt go a miss
of course the microsecond I press Start on the washing machine I notice no less than 3 items of worn clothing that I have forgotten to add to the machinewish I had one of those fancy Sampung machines where you can add clothes mid wash
eating a dark nob on a whim at 999mph
A wise old native american chief once met a libtard in the forest
>getting the busgrim
>2.6% inflationLabour can't keep winning
>>223286762you can pause it. i have a shit 10 year old washing machine and can still pause it to add the inevitable sock i find lying on the floor two seconds after i start it
eating a Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts
last day of orange weather today. Hopefully we can get another heatwave squeezed in before the end of summer
if all suffering happens just so we can love god more then god created a universe of suffering so he could harvest it for his own worship forevermad how humanity's most significant architecture for understanding ourselves and the universe is basically just a cosmic death cult for slaves
>>223286793now you mention it the start button does also have a pause symbol on it. Tempted to press it.
>>223286739o_0
>>223286762>wish I had one of those fancy Sampung machines where you can add clothes mid washMine is a Samsung and I've never managed to do this
>>223286810god doesnt exist lad
given up on going to the gym
>>223286824why
>>223286826am gay
>>223286819must only be certain ones that do it. The advert I saw many years ago showed the door opening at the top like a sort of chute and you just dropped clothes down the chute into the ongoing wash
>>223286826too much effort
>>223286836it's worth it though, how many times a week did do you go?
>god doesnt exist lad
>>223286859>>223286859>>223286859
don't like swedelad 2
let's get it today lads.
>>223286883what do you know about matgeek?
i'm swedelad 3
the internet was better back when it was ruled by scandinavians
>>223286810>if all suffering happens just so we can love god moreThat's not why suffering exists lad
3 of my 9 shifts in a row completeonly a mere 6 shifts remain
The internet has been a catastrophe for mankind and its future.
Mr Bean. Funny.
*does the hamster dance*
I will see you next time on Pooing History
headache won't go away
mad how it's 9:13
>>223286947s
there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eeeyes
going to see that odyssey film everyones waffling about
>>223286934It strikes me that in modern day articles about plummeting birth rates and dystopian nihilism pervading the populace across the globe, the internet is rarely mentioned.It's irrelevant how things were in the 1970s or whatever, the whole history of humanity can be divided pre and post internet. It's that big of a deal. So much of the modern malaise is people being unable to cope with the information overload associated with all humans on earth being interconnected online.Men today know what women think and vice versa, to an extent never seen before. And all that information is available online, for free, to everyone. What we see playing out today are the natural consequences of people receiving and processing huge amounts of information and data about themselves and others. But even if governments and society don't like the outcomes, they can't put the genie back in the bottle because fundamentally it's just people responding to truths and information.>many word hahaYep.
Please buy a TV license so stars like Romesh Ranganathan don't lose their jobs.
>>223287046never see any depressed amish people
>>223287083speak to a lot of amish do you?
15 years since Breivik today lads
>>223287077nigga name romesh
what happens if everyone just stops paying for the license would bbc go bankrupt
>>223287012my mom wanted to go see it with her but I said I don't want to support this subversion, and she's the one who's fully Greek
>>223287077sure, right when they stop being so painfully, sickeningly woke
>>223286934Completely false, it's the most important invention since the printing press and has spread truth to an unprecedented level.Governments are now trying to censor it because they've realised it's destabilising their grip.
greeks were black and trans deal with it
>>223287131go to the cinema with your mumberg lad she loves you :(
>Since 1 April 2026, the annual cost has been £180 for a colour licence and £60.50 for a black and white licence[4] (with a 50% discount for legally blind people).[5] SCREAMING
>>223287118i voted Remain
come out ye black and trans
>>223287153you don't have to pay it
>>223287125>what happens if everyone just stops paying for the licenseu wot m8
northern irish were black and tans deal with it
nbugu of troy
>>223287152yeah I might but we go out quite frequently, also she lives 10 mins away so I cook for them often
>>223287153>black and white licensedo black and white TVs even exist at this point
make the new please
>>223287177OK now you're making me feel bad because I only see mumberg like 4 times a year
one of you has to do itdon't just stop posting
>>223287221got a meeting in 1 minute im too busy
>>223287230>>223287230>>223287230
>>223287228>>223287228>>223287228
it's being taken care of
Well done lads.
