fresh produce edition previously on /med/ >>223270196
Might be the first Xlebian's edish.Dance, wagie. >>223282060
>>223285883it is
>>223285915
>>223285936wanted my first edition to be something I cooked but I only cooked twice in the last two weeks and didn'tt take pictures
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>>223286049I will try not to disappoint since I don't have the memes you guys post
>>223285915It’s a great thread.Also my big project just sent the first ever product to the market, assembly line is shitting stuff.
don't you hate it when someone asks you "why are you laughing"? always makes things awkward, it's like people just forget not everyone shares the same sense of humour https://youtu.be/-tqPX5oX4Usanyhow this gem made laugh like an actual retard
Hello medsters, my city was burning up yesterday
>>223286205Nobody says that to me despite my weird sense of humor but to that I would probably reply "because it's funny">>223285789Also nice edish brother. And even nicer 'matoes!
Bonġu.Walked.>>223285789Nice.
>>223286336just kind of awkwardly said it's a thing and changed the subject
>>223286103Thanks bro >Also my big project just sent the first ever product to the market, assembly line is shitting stuff.Incredibly based, congrats! >>223286299what happened?>>223286336Thanks, tomatoes were amazing but recently picrel has been raiding the garden along with crows, even after we put a net and spiky things they still figured out how to get it, and they target the giant very ripe "rose" tomatoes which are the juciest and with a soft skin. At least 5-6 big ones were half eaten.
>>223286386next time just laugh harder>>223286444The fire happened in an area I often go through, dunno the cause yet but 2 firefighters died>magpieslove em and honestly can't hate them, I would also pick at your garden if I was one, it looks so good heheh
>>223286087Did you take OP's pic? If yes, based.>>223286299Heard about it and the firefighters who died, sad!>>223286384Good job walking early.
>>223286510>but 2 firefighters diedwtf, it was that bad...rip, if it was man made hope they find the guy and put in prison>love em and honestly can't hate themcrows and magpies are super smart, honestly can't hate em but my uncle does, from everything in the garden he loves the tomatoes most. I did gift him some OG seeds of San Marzano tomatoes and he said he will plant them next year, at least they have a harder skin and tough to penetrate, birds need something heavy and soft so there's resistance to penetrate with their beak. >>223286384Morning maltabro, you are walking every day which is based, how is the weather, did it get milder?>>223286535Yes I took the pics, it's a hot climate for tomatoes but my uncle has got the hold of it, when it gets between 25-28 in late summer autumn that's when he will get the best yield.
>>223286535yeah, it's quite sad. Btw we drove through this exact area twice when you were here.
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>>223286510I'll be sure to get up from my chair, march up to her until I'm 5cm away from her face and laugh extremely loudly while looking directly into eyesto make things less awkward o algo
>>223286535I try.>>223286644>you are walking every day which is basedI try.>how is the weather, did it get milder?Sunny and hot. It is expect to reach 42 celcius again.
bros, bros, a black queen started wroking at my job. She's one of those sophisticated black queens that wears glasses and shit, and she is the same height as me(180cm). I'm n love alreadyI approached like a pervert, i went all in. >Hey there. What is your name?>i-i'm Isabel>i'm Mário. Welcome, this place was in dire need of a Queen that brought SOVL and creativity into it. If you need help or have any doubts feel free to ask>i willend of blogpostt. footfag that works at the luxurious retirement home
>>223287024>It is expect to reach 42 celcius again.holy moly, we still haven't got in the 40s this year here, last two summer was brutal with weeks of 40-42. I guess that's why you are walking in the morning. >>223287042based approacher, good luck anon>180 mogs me with my current posture
Incel morning /med/.Since I can't post at night I'm happy that at least Venetanon is here to defend the fort from the sexhaving hordes and nag Portuchad when he brings up his wife umprompted.
>>223287350Bro didn't have dinner yet but call it the night fr fr
>>223287389>>223276007 at 21 it's the night fr fr.
>>223287410I know the sun had already set on Andalussyland, but it still feels like a stretch.
>>223287350Incel morning to you too, sir
Watched a dogshit movie yesterday.
>>223287350can't wait till you get a gf
>>223287097Going later would be idiotic.
>>223287579I went downtown last week at peak hours 1pm to 7pm, but I didn't have a choice cause stores in Greece open late. I lost 3 kg for 3 days.
>>223287613It is different when you have no choice. I have all the time of the day.
>>223287653The insane heat is the same though, also not very good when I have to talk to people after walking 5km to their store, I did that the first day and I probably looked like a crazy person, second day I took a 5 min breather before going in, also a second t-shirt.
Good morning, sisters.>>223287350Fakecel morning sir.Wanted to hit legs but had 3 poos in the morning idk what's wrong with me fr, so I skipped legs as no way I'm squatting with that intestine grindset and had a push sesh instead. Could not properly count the exact number of machines for you as my zoomer brain can't focus on counting them on by one even tho I tried like 7-8 times. Machine number is slightly above 70, no idea if it's even above 75 or no, but I doubt it and is definitely below 80. That's not counting smith racks and cable stations with 4 pulleys per each. I did count 2 db smith machines into those tho unlike the barbell variants. idk what to call those actually, it's like a smith machine but mimicking dumbbells instead of barbells as there is a small grip on both sides instead of a long ahh bar, path is also tilted a bit so at the bottom it goes wider and at the top narrower instead of having a straight path. Tried the db incline smitherino today, it's goated. Also another shoulder press machine and it's nice too but I prefer the one I used last time over this one. Didn't try the other dip machine but will do next time and also used a goated lat raise machine I already tried push sessions ago but I increased weight on it. Abs (in Kwabland kwabs) machine was occupied so I hit some abs on the decline ab bench at like -20 degrees or so. Also used 2x15 kgs dbs cuz doing it without weight felt too easy.
>>223285789Tomatoes do not taste like anything in my country. And they give me little bumps on my tongue.If those are yours, try crossbreeding those with tobacco and see what happens btw.
>>223285789Zamn I can smell that aroma just from the pic.Nice first edish Bulgariabro.
>>223287873Do you mean a machine like this? This design by Panatta is somewhat recent and many people like it, but it's a high end equipment most gyms don't have.
>>223287935>If those are yours, try crossbreeding those with tobacco and see what happens btw.It's my uncles in Greece, wish I can give some to you, you will love them. What about cherry tomatoes, seems like they are tasty everywhere no matter the season. >>223287958lol>>223287970thanks Magyar, do you buy good tomatoes from the farmers market?
>>223287699It is not as bad in earlier hours.
>>223288073eh>>223288185>do you buy good tomatoes from the farmers market?Yeah, they're tasty. Goyslop tomatoes from multinational stores are absolutely tasteless.>>223288133>Do you mean a machine like this?Yeah, but it does not have those thingies you can use to lock your legs into place like your picrel, also bench is not adjustable so flat bench and incline bench variant are 2 different machines. Weight somehow feels heavier than dbs actually which is something I'm not used to as technoshit always felt much easier than free weight.It's a comfy machine for sure. Oh and we also have a db shoulder press mimicking variant. So a flat bench, and incline bench, and a shoulder press. Will try the shoulder press next week.>but it's a high end equipment most gyms don't have.It sure does feel high end.
>>223288330>Goyslop tomatoes from multinational stores are absolutely tasteless.it's criminal how bad they are>>223288282yep, after 10 it gets bad
>>223288330Well it's Italian manufactored equipment it better be high end considering it probably cost thousands for each machine.
>>223288584So far I only ever tried one Panatta machine and that was in a different gym to where I only have been once and don't plan going there again. Anyway, that Panatta machine in particular sucked ass.Maybe they just bought the worst ever model from them cuz it was cheap so they can larp saying they have shitalian equipment idk. >>223288414>it's criminal how bad they areIt's also criminal how qt u are <3
I think I already told you how I got to be a lead of my team because I performed well and all that (without a salary increase of course) while my Spanish coworker has a higher rank (and salary) than me, but now I just noticed that one of my very useless subcontinental coworkers is two ranks over me, now she probably still gets paid less than me but I find it kind of crazy that this person that can barely do anything without handholding and also is not able to fucking read what I tell her to read where I explain the task perfectly has a higher rank than me.
>Nicaragua's President Ortega says no more elections, extending his 20-year rule
>>223288752far right chud never gives up power o algodon't check his wife btw
>>223288763peculiar ou quelque chose comme caalso>Murillo has eight children with Daniel Ortega>is known for her New Age beliefs and practices.
>>223288688>barely do anything without handholding>has a higher rank than meuhm sweetie this is called DEIAlso forgot to tell you in my previous post that what I also really like about this gym is that in the previous gym on the loudspeakers they only played the most boring pop songs while here today for example they only played rock tracks.Also now that I gave you a (you) anyway I might as well blogpost a bit and tell you that I noticed just yesterday or the day before idk that now vanguard can be turned off and it only runs when you boot up league. Retarded ahh nigga kinda wants to download it again now but I'll hold strong and not fall for jewish lies. Don't need league on the 'puter me.
>>223289032But they are creating League classic sister...
>Sephardic Jew found dead >linked to Epstein Peculiar
>>223289032Also, have you listened to Basement?Their most famous song is Covet, but I probably like Whole more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4bgdOGuRZc
>>223288679>>223289100name?
>>223289175Daniel Siad
>>223289097If something pushes me over the edge and make me finally give in it's unironically going to be league classic.Chinkshit riot can fuck off though, didn't they try to lock classic skins behind playwall but later removed it cuz of players' reaction?>>223289117>have you listened to Basement?Nah don't think I ever heard of them. Kino song btw.Nevermind now that I also checked out Covet yeah I have heard that song before. Gotta admit I don't like that one that much tbf.>>223289175yes, you...
>>223288688Maybe she's hot.
>>223280203 >>it should have been made a state instead of an imperial territory>What is the difference?it would have had more rights and been nominally equal to e.g. Prussia or Bavaria as an imperial territory it was more of a subject than a fellow state with equal rightsit would've helped integrate Alsatians better, but many in Berlin distrusted them
>AI generated song in a company event
>>223289194will investiGATE
>>223289848There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime, and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator
>>223289996Brave New World?
>>223289848grimSo far I heard some AI songs at the previous gym and they played an AI song at a funeral.
>>223290134Close, 1984.
>>223285883good morning niggas>Dance, wagienah, I don't think so, fuck themI ain't following this application
Epic.
Did a medical checkup at the cagie and it turns out my stress riddled body has a resting heart rate of 49, literal athlete level.Being under stress at the cagie is very calming it seems.
>>223290950cracka is so pissed, he became calm
>>223290975
>>223289829
>>223288688The globohomo corpo world has funny things like that. It always makes me want to arrive at the cagie with a shotgun and a rifle and keep shooting at everyone, then douse the place in gasoline and throw a match at the it.
>>223290950Meanwhile in bumfuck Italy there's some raging alcoholic Italian that drinks coffee and a cigarette with a bottle of wine for breakfast with a resting BP of 120/90 that's gonna live to 100
Finna slack all afternoon (I slacked most of the morning)
>>223290950>has a resting heart rate of 49what having a wife and kids does to a mf
>>223291811Paradoxsisters we are getting laughed at, what is our response?
>>223291246This of course is a joke and the writer would not even do that in minecraft.Also I watched Disclosure Day, a very American movie with lots of car chases.
>>223293153Jokes on them, I’ve been playing M2TWEX.>>223293177My dislike for American entertainment grows with age.
>>223293153We can only take the L and eradicate their country in a new game.
>>223293208Nice idea, I'm on it
Had a nappie.First dream I had a black gf o algo, second dream don't remember, third dream it was snowing in July.Finna leave to meet some relatives cuz its their bday o algo, and tomorrow my afternoon will also be fucked cuz I have an appointment at the medical masseuse. Jobcels are taking massive Ls once again.
>>223293574saw a choco-girl in some kind of bra outside her house fr
The sexhaver songhttps://youtu.be/L7BF9Z8ok6A?is=h1m4CvwMOXi7W2I1
>>223291179literally me one week agoso ovah
>>223294182Hence my post eheh
>extract with objective item>mission failed because I didn't clear the areaSuck my dick game. I'm not letting the Sectopod one shot my retards.
>>223293574The hungry man dreams of bread.
>>223293153Hahahahahaha! :D>>223294976Wouldn't happen in The Finals :Phttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzr0Tb81XtE
>>223294116
> Jimothy (born c.2025)[1][2] is a wild raccoon living in Seattle, Washington, United States. Jimothy gained fame in July 2026 for his shortened, round appearance, likely resulting from a spinal deformity reported to be or resemble "short spine syndrome", a disorder seen in dogs and, more rarely, other animals.[3][4] Jimothy is likely healthy for his species and appears to have no issues with mobility or pain.[1][5] The Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife has urged individuals not to approach the raccoon, which appears healthy without human intervention.[6]
Second call for the 10-days September woolk of /med/ders, anyone?
Good day med am back from the cagie, old bitch was quite annoying today
>>223296135Send him after the old bitch
>>223295850what's that about?
>>223295850Gironde spoke to me but sadly I'll still be busy by then so I can't, sorryReally wanted to meet you and The Eternal Kwabian too
>>223296186May you you this time to humble foids.>>223296180Incelwalking in the mountains to prepare the day of the rope.
>>223296160I wish
>>223295813Based little feller>>223295850Btw medders that do come will receive small gifts/trinkets.
>>223295813based survivor >>223296135good day >>223296258>Incelwalking in the mountains to prepare the day of the ropeHhmm, intriguing...which dates are we talking?
>>223296617it's not fully defined so september for now
Did deadlift with 260 kg, 1x1, failed the second rep in the lock out, not too terrible actually maybe I have 270 kg back.Also discussed the realities of the working class with some other guys in the gym.I have a friend from high school who told me he's suprised I make friends in the gym and that I make more friends than him in the gym while he's more socially skilled than me but people just talk to me because I'm very strong.
New job offer for a new position inside the cagie just dropped.
>>223298261So your good salary is going to be even better? And now you'll have more cute interns under your command?
>16yo Moroccan (is he really 16 though?) arrested for raping 80 yo woman
>>223298381My cute intern is now a fully fledged office qt with a contract (I like to think I taught her well). The team now has a new female intern, taller than me and you, but lacks a good body and face. Her only saving grace is having freckles.As for the new possible job, it’s for r&d maxxing, but they didn’t like my current salary, which might shun them from me. It’s in their hands to accept my conditions.Also in a more comedic light, got a job offer as a maintenance team leader (electricians, mechanics, automation engineers) in toothpasteland, but the proposal was for 2600€ plus some amenities (not even full health insurance) so I lmao’d at their faces. Imagine accepting working near minimum wage there being a team leader. Maybe some jeet will accept the offer kek
>>223298412Nice momoment.
>>223298654>Imagine accepting working near minimum wage there being a team leader. Maybe some jeet will accept the offer kekHaha imagine having to lead a team while getting paid barely above minimum wage couldn't be me haha.
>>223298725Ahah I know right. How do you cope?
>>223298654>2600€>toothpastelandwtf
>>223298805I don't cope I just don't have other alternative.
>>223299439You heard that right. I think they though that me, being a portuanon, would grovel and beg and accept such a ridiculous proposition.>>223299643You have to milk them out of their money.
>>223299793I can't and the fact that you ask me such a thing only makes me mad because you say this in a position of priviledge, I don't have any leverage, if I ask for more money or I leave then they tell me where the door is then I have no leverage after they find I'm bluffing, that's very very basic.What I have to do is just trying to find a different job and get the salary raise while moving but the market is fucked now for my field so I won't be able to get a job just like that, I've tried for months while I was out of a project and I got nothing.
>>223299937Recently saw a post about some short term contract nigga being fired for being too intimidating The bossman went to him and made some critic of his work (he was new so obviously not perfect)The newfag laughed and since he's a big guy (at least compared to the bossman), the bossman fired himThe newfag knows as the bossman fucked up the email (or maybe the secretary by including the historic of the mail) that showed the bossman felt endangered lmao
>>223298725You can make 2500€ a month working on a warehouse in the netherlands, just saying
>>223300064There were pictures of the guy in the post? Anyway I'm not as intimidating as you guys seem to believe, you should know since you've seen me, and besides I work remote so can't intimidate people physically.>>223300067Well but after rent and expenses I might save less than what I save here living with my parents.
>>223300133>Well but after rent and expenses I might save less than what I save here living with my parentsYeah, more or less the same I guess
>>223300133No picSome people are easily intimidated though
>>223299937Ok, I really am working in a position of higher power, you could say.The way then is looking for jobs while toiling. Now you can put in the resume you were a spectacular team leader, that counts.>>223300067That’s Dutch minimum wage, it’s horrible.>>223300064KEK do they really?
>>223300867>That’s Dutch minimum wage, it’s horrible.And yet, it's better than our salaries and gives you more purchasing power...
Am back from the family meeting lads>guy who always tells us he lived in israel when we were talking about something else BTW DID YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVED IN ISRAEL>Half jewish guy out of the blue claiming he is full jewish btw cuz its his mom that is jewish not his dad so according to kike law he is a jew>Dadberg just to bait his sister does a roman salute and says a nazi joke>Chudette who arrived late not more than 5 mins after arriving says we should cull all coloured folx in europefood was tasty too, proteinmaxxed on meat
>>223300133>Anyway I'm not as intimidating as you guys seem to believA roid raging manlet hitting his head on the street after getting denied neetbux coming towards me is scarier than being held hostage at gunpoint.
>>223301467jews, man... what a funny bunch of "people".
>>223302138>"people"the most brainwashed retarded mouthbreathing drooling inbread jew is more of a "person" than goyim cattle could ever be
>>223302444>a slug is more of a person than a cow could ever beno.
>>223302790trips confirm my trvkelack of numbers confirms your take to be bullshit
>>223299793nigga, even I earn more than thatthey really are swamp-jews
>>223302861couldn't have made a more jewish argument if you tried.>ignore the truth, goy. why you ask? well, just look at this arbitrary shiny thing, it makes whatever demoralising bullshit i spew right.
>>223303067>a long standing tradition (numbers speaking truth in this case)?>nah fuck thatnow that is the goy grindset>>223302895>I earn more than thatcan't suffer in bundazil boom-boom
veteran mode is akin to cancer
one or maybe two kwabian Ws todayfirst, a foid said it's obvious I liftsecond, I think I was mired by a zesty waiter, I hate faggots though and while I was looking at him thinking damn what a faggot he probably thought I was checking him out o algo
>>223303237>I hate faggots though
>>223303262yesnothing against gay people thougha faggot is a gay person who exhibits performative foid behavior and mannerisms
>>223303107>an actual long standing tradition (exposing and ignoring jewish lies in this case)?>nah fuck that, this neo-trad nonsense supersedes it>ignore your history goy, arbitrary internet "traditions" are more importantdo jews really think goys are that gullible?
>>223303330>performative foid behavior and mannerismssuch as? the other day you said shaving your arms makes you a faggot so what else do you think has the same effect?
Good night, sisters.>>223303330Was the foid you mentioned saying it's obvious you lift a qt tho?>>223303396>arbitrary internet "traditions" are more importantusing numbers to confirm trvkes is not an arbitrary tradition thoughbeit>neo-tradusing numbers to confirm trvkes has already been a thing for thousands of years even before 4tran existed.
>>223303642do you not know typical faggot behavior? like crossing your legs demonstratively, speaking in a nasal voice, gossipping, acting demonstratively desinterested (despite being a fucking waiter), being plastered in tattoos, dying your hair, being a dyel, etc.>>223303682>Was the foid you mentioned saying it's obvious you lift a qt tho?no. Otherwise I would have said a qt. But she can see what others can see too so I still take it as a confidence boost.
>>223303759>being a dyel
>>223303682>using numbers to confirm trvkes has already been a thing for thousands of years even before 4tran existed.yes, we are all aware of the use of gematria and other numerology systems by semitic tribespeople. you lot love using that bullshit to enshrine your blatant lies and give them the appearance of actual truths. getting dubs, trips, quads or whatever other numbers in this post would not make the statement "cats are bipedal birds" true.>Good night, sisters.sleep tight, qt.>>223303759>being a dyelover for me.
>>223304117it's one common denominator. It doesn't mean all dyels are faggots, but faggots tend to be dyels I would say. Although another faggot I knew was muscular whereas a non faggot gay guy I knew was a dyel with beer belly, so you have to make a case by case judgement.>>223304196>>being a dyel>over for me.don't worry, you can make up for it with antisemitism.
>>223304313Yeah I guessedBut it was funny to read
Real goy hours.
>>223304313>don't worry, you can make up for it with antisemitism.i am not antisemitic, thoughbeit. besides, modern atisemites/racists tend to be the biggest of faggots. think of the prussian guy that looks nordic as fuck or whatever, completely disgenic and faggot looking. but i know you are being sarcastic so yeah, over for me regardless.
>>223304408thank you sir, trying my best>>223304499>i am not antisemiticcringe>prussian guy that looks nordic as fuck or whatever, completely disgenic and faggot lookingdouble cringe
>>223304590>this is based in kwabia
>>223301304No it doesn’t, believe me.>>223302895>earning more than 2,6k€ in huelândiaHoly fuck you’re rich.
>>223304872>the last thing a brownoid sees before going to sleep forever
Gman I have failed, I drank green wine because I had family eating at home, es ist vorbeit.
The laptop found in that prisoner involved with DCG's death's cell? He was downloading porn on it lmao.
>No it doesn’t, believe me.
>>223305265>"According to the conclusions released by the ministry, Agius was given permission to use a laptop inside his cell in May 2024. In line with procedures, the USB ports on the laptop were sealed and wi-fi connectivity de-activated."I didn't know this was a thing. Interesting.>"However, the investigation found that at some stage the seals were removed abusively, allowing the inmate to make use of the internet."And then he downloaded a ton of porn, apparently.
>>223303107all I do here is suffer>>223304974but I am poor
>>223305339KekThat’s right, 2600 will get you knowhere in lanklet land.
>>223305556>I am poor>lives on a mansion atop the favela throwing scraps at the drug dealersYeah right…
>>223305609kekbut honestly, I live in a medium apartment
>>223306111Because you’re propping up your entire family. Not that’s not laudable, to be honest.
