Faustian edish
nth for the holodem
>>223287228>Pelé won 2 WCs playing only 5 full games (4 in 58 - USSR, Wales, France, Sweden - and 1 in 62 - Mexico)Did you know that Garrincha died alcoholic and resentful with Brasil because Pelé took all the credit for '62 despite only playing one game?He and Vavá won the '62 World Cup, and Vavá carried Brazil in the group stage of '58 while Pelé warmed the bench, but he was never recognized.Vava scored 5 in 58 and 4 in 62.Didi won the best player of 1958 and Garrincha the best in 62.
English niggas really be living in houses like this
Last person to respond to this is gay
>>223288943leftypol incandescent with rage after seeing this
happy 13th birthday to Prince George!!!
Don’t get me wrong I love my mum and that but I CANNOT wait to move out oh my dayyyyyys
>>223288695last day of vacation
Never thought DTFIC would take it this far.
Find it impossible to respect anyone not from a working class background, tarquins love a good larp as working class when they get to uni
>>223288180knew he died an alcoholic but not that he was resentful. pele doesn't take credit for 62 tho. the 3 world cups are for his legacy and are technically correct
alri lads its me jack frost
>>223288996ever... you know?
https://youtu.be/cYQTL-ws6p4?is=0GPWN2_F_OwSdchGALWAYSALWAAAAYYYSSSS
>>223289048...yh
watching American true crime videos and it's making me a eugenicistjust povvo mongs murdering their families over minor disputes
need scientists to invent a cure for all my mental ailments
>>223289064cor
>>223288943My grandparents had a house like this in the New Forest. Was genuinely like being in a Beatrix Potter book or something being there, there was just a special energy to it. Anyway all manner of things went wrong and they sold it and I'll never see the like of something so wonderful in my life again.
feel like i've probably the same post on here dozens of times without realising it
misto tra freezer e squiddy
it looked sore is it meant to be like that
>>223289122*probably made>_<
>>223289068mad how zapping you across your temples works but it feels icky so they'll put you on drugs that permanently disable you instead
https://x.com/joy_zelda/status/2075946576028025018>loving gf and a kid and still offed himselfso tragic, it doesn't make sense. his grandma dying seemed to be the trigger
Went to imperial college and there were many occasions how apparent it was that i was the only one in a social setting that wasn't privately educated. It's hilarious observing these tarqs
>>223289149Didn’t love his child clearly
off to the land of nod, anyone want owt?
>>223289157Did you ever lick their buthtub
>>223289209Does she have a...?
>>223289209>with cock8/10>without cock6/10
>>223289149for an unknown reason i stopped caring when i opened the link
>>223289219>>223289235benders
>>223289149Killing yourself with a child should be a crime.
>>223289256how'd he do that? paid the kid to strangle him?
>>223287228he and lupita could make a fantastic greek couple
>>223289219>>223289235Kill yourselves
>>223289249sex
would you buy this merch.
>>223289149So he an hero'd because his team didn't progress further into the world cup?
that's the MOT failed then. no car for me until Friday
>>223289149After they beat South Korea there was a video of all of the South Africans players and staff celebrating in the changing room but he was sat alone and not taking part
>>223289315no when his team celebrated thinking they went through he was sitting down emotionless. he's number 23
>Barunka O'Shaughnessydear lord, the creature. The ogress of the European Union...
mental how mad i am
>>223289334yh, man was in the darkness
>>223289336Some people just can't be pleased. Anhedonia maybe. Some people just don't want to be alive.
>>223289325they get you on some bs every year. hate it
>>223289157Well how could you tell
off to /gaygen/
im black nigga
>>223289417heyyy thailor *does a gay little salute*
>>223289417toodles!
>>223289417See ya 190
wow I really enjoyed that new series, can't wait for it to take three fucking years to write and film the next season
>>223289456can't prove it but it's because of woke
ever notice how some elastic bands look like tallier tellyisnt that interesting
>>223289456I'm fine with you having to wait. In fact I hope it gets axed just before filming just to make you seethe.
um I have retain chat history turned off on chatgpt but it just referenced previous conversations directly it doesn't pass these on to anyone does it
>>223289443bradley walsh image where he has his eyebrows raised with eyes wide open with a smirk and cheeks full of air from him holding back his laughter
>>223289465is that texture normal im a virgin
>>223289456I just lose interest in shows now and end up dropping them. Two or even three years and then you get nine episodes, half the time dumped all at once so it's over too quickly. I forget what the fuck the story is half the time.
>>223289508>showsFOY
>>223289456that's why i always watch shows that have ended or have multiple series
>>223289190
>>223289491Of course it doesEvery key press is logged at all times mate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginity_test
>>223289551/brit/ would mog at this
>>223289456ktim with Pluribus
We need mousenonce back
>>223289491Chat history is different to memories clear his memories and turn that off too
people need to start being nicer to me
>>223289583is it good? i watched better call saul and quite liked it
>>223289583show would be so much better without carol
>>223289588*gwomps yuo* uwu :3
ziedy gonemousey gonesacked tranny still hereit not right
argentines are closer to rats than human beings
>>223289606*declaws u* :3
>>223289623
is cheese on toast good? i ate steak and quite liked it
>>223289655Yeah
>>223289655we call it welsh rarebit here
sir the wotsit
prince george is going to be a shagger when he's older isn't he
he's gone global
i want to shag an older bird
Just got back from lidl
>>223289655bcs and pluribus are made by the same people you fucking idiot
business idea: hot chip shop but it sells only the crispy little bits and tosses the rest
>>223289757Why do so many people upload their food shopping to the internet
>>223289786where I come from we call them "picky bits"
hot chip - boy from school
>>223289795so freaks like him can save the pictures and repost it here for attention
>>223289757>deep fried potatoes>ice cream>fake meat>beansfatty
remeber thst wemb of the oriental fella wanking off then getting his head chopped off as he cumsdoesnt seem a bad way to go honestly
>>223289857agree to disagree
>>223289456>>223289583I liked it and I haven't watched any new other shows, it's coming out late next year or early 2028 I think.
Knew an abo family that unironically did name their dog Nigger.
>>223289757they dont have magnum at lidl?
>>223289877I fucked it with a black woman because I bought her a HP Lovecraft book but apparently he named his cat the n word or something
>>223287251got a video of her rubbing her fanny with a dildo in the bath
rorke waking up in a cold sweat and his sleep paralysis demon is yamals little bro
want die
>>223289954alive yourself
>>223289877
>>223289901her or her character?
>>223289896Ok sure u did broNo one buys books it’s 2026
>>223289782what an odd thing to say in response to my question
giant baboon-lipped wide-nosed pitch black purple coloured whooping and hollering niggers (i am autistic and this is my stim, to stymie me is ableist)
*surreptitiously sneaks off to look for tickets to a festival*
just got mugged
>>223289981shut the fuck up ok cunt
>>223290004by a blackie?
going for a nap ok
> Daniel Siad, a French modelling scout with links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, was found dead at his home outside Paris, prosecutors said on Wednesday morning.
>>223289977sato nozomi
>>223290013first time in london£10.50 for a pint
>>223289913
'Eeee 'appen up North you'll get a pint of Ruddles with a chaser half-pint of Bisto for 10 bob
>>223290048Mental this was allowed
>>223289623https://x.com/realmilgrauu/status/2079583472402800715
*points to the /brit/ wall*
>>223290040>£10.50 for a pintWhat the fuck
sir ok post ender
>>223290065They unironically wanted to do it. Saying no would have been rude.
https://vocaroo.com/1fLUrKlOhR6B
>>223290040get to a spoons quick
can't get over how massive this woman's arse is
>>223290118that's an arse
>>223290040ffs wherenever seen the £10 pint
remember when they pulled down statues of people linked to the slave trade
>>223290118would 20 years ago
>>223289757big boy
>>223290079All based except for GordonWhat did he do
>>223290118wtf why didn't danny get in there
>>223290131with the authorities standing back and letting them do it? yeah. mad that
>>223290131bristol. colston. i was there. (not pulling statues down, just having a drink and watching people throw it into the harbour)
>>223290152we should set her up wtih diego lol
>>223290118>>223290152pondering how many hears it takes the poo to pass her cheeks
>>223290131Remember when the media said ackshully black people gathering in large numbers in public and getting close to each other through active demonstration to the point of riot does not spread covid (but you visiting your white friends and family does)
>>223290065nothing wrong with it
>>223290199i look like this and say this
>>223290152>dayglo green hairbet she fucking stinks as well. that arse probably hasn't been washed properly in years
>>223290192I remember you did nothing about it and just seethed on 4chan for the next 7 years
off for a run x
>>223290118corrrr get the fat birds posted
>>223290219cardio umbunny x
>bet she fucking stinks as well. that arse probably hasn't been washed properly in yearscorrrr!!!
>>223289157Who gives a fuck? My brother went to imperial and just took advantage of having a load of rich mates
>>223289157also went to imperial in early 2010ssometimes i'm in bed at night and realise how often my public school "friends" there were actually privately laughing at me and didn't like me at allit all made sense, but only 5 years after i'd actually finished uni
>>223290040Seen a £12 fancy German lager at a cocktail bar near green park station How'd you just stumble on a tenner you have to really look for it
Operation Banterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Banner
>>223290270open your own casino
>>223290270Never understood how card counting is illegal. How can they even tell you're counting?
>>223290276clearly says banner in the link
catberges having mortal combat in the street
Alright 007 were sending you on your most difficult mission yet... convincing rorke to take a shower
>>223290292It's not illegal, the casinos just don't like it because it cuts into their advantage. They can spot card counters by their betting patterns.
>>223290237
counting cards on my fingers
>>223290335that's just a revolting dollop of fat isn't it
>>223290292It’s really obvious. They bet really small for a while and then once the count is right they do massive bets
>>223289209nice benny hill tattoo
Operation Koot at Shids
Had 4 coffees today already and about 5 cigarettesFeel like I'm levitating
>>223290350But isn't that how you gamble in general? Like if you have a good hand you increase your bet?
get the fat birds unposted
>>223290370In blackjack you bet before you see your hand
While Dua Lipa has not officially collaborated with or performed in sketches for The Benny Hill Show, she notably performed a duet of Elton John’s hit "Bennie and the Jets" during his 2021 Oscar viewing party.
>>223290320aginst whom?
>>223290292Because you have to fold blatantly. Some people decide to just count cards as fast as possible while tipping the dealer who can tell they're counting so they don't tell the pit boss that you're counting cards
And the latest from our lord and saviour Pua Shita?
My dog is officially unc status. Vet said he is going blind fucking hate this shit
BREAKING NEWS: /brit/ is now available in Dolby Atmos®
>>223289439wg1 nigga
Sudafed up the schnozzle
>>223289209>>223289249we'll win the euros for she
>>223290382why2019 was perfect
>>223290419GRIM
>>223290399What breed laMy Jack Russell is also getting quite old
mad how moo deng
*aussie accent* GET ME OFF THIS TRAEEEEN
squatting atop a hole in the ground trying to squeeze out a jobby in 35c weather
why does dua lipa have such big earlobes though
>>223289249Not a flattering photo
>>223290426low test faggot she needs to gain another 20 kg
Giving anon's elderly pooch the Ann Widdecombe treatmenr
>>223290438
>>223290367cigarettes really taste nice when you are dying inside innit
gf was crying cos I make more than her
>>223290474keked at momberg
BRING BACK WHITE DOG SHIT
>>223290499You’re a virginThis “gf” doesn’t existYou’re also unemployed
>>223290499make more what?
a girlfriend is like a jew that follows you around
feeling moribund. ready to shuffle off this mortal coil.
We should get all the England squad and just send them to play for Hull city or something away from too many distractions for a season so they can actually get used to working as a unit
Lower your aim and raise your game. Of course you'll die a virgin if you sit indoors all day pining over a raccoon Olympian.
a girlfriend is like a jew you sex
>>223290118british genes create fat ugly evil munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces with pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily. in mainland europe they say "that's so british" when the see something asymmetrical or evil or stupid or round or poorly executed.
>>223290297yeah but what if it didn't
>>223290541start a gov.uk petition for change
got tickets to the racoon olympics
Rorke my colour is and white Pretty mouth and green my eyes
>>223290541good planthe clubs they play for will love that
>>223290516Moolah
something just fell out of my arse
>>223290587put your belgium flag on king
sup cordie
a fascinating lot you are
>>223290550I'm not kenough for a girl, I won't satisfy their heart
raccoon paralympics
got my powerball ticket !!
>>223290466something to grab onto when you're facefucking her
>>223290604all me
mum i made it into the screenshot
So casinos are basically allowed to kick you out for being strategic?LOL
>>223290604sc
>>223290590hopefully your nan will be alri
>>223290624why do you care anyway, hardly like you'd go to one or even leave your bedroom
>>223290508and proper binmen
sir jimothy of seattle
anyone remember when scraniel self-doxxed
>>223290560Honestly getting extremely bored of comments like this, you see munters everywhere in Europe, especially if you leave the tourist areas.This idea that British genes are bad is pure seethe and you should be ashamed of yourself for legitimsing it even as a troll.
>>223290573It's like one player per club they can manage it
>>223290604Funniest general on the site by far.
