commonwealth games soon edition
off to get the MOT done. hate it so much
>>223287200Does she live close? I bought an apartment close for that reason. My brothers also lives 10 mins away.
>what the fuck happened to him
nth for the gyaldem
>>223287270incredible
romesh rangananathan
it's the fuckin new
absolute fittest woman in the world works at my Tesco
>>223287295mad how sometimes you see women like that but they're just normal and not famous
Why can’t the one wish willow be a real thing that would really help me out rn
>>223287278he's alright I guess but the other one is insufferable forgot his name
>>223287295must be exhausting having creepy misshapen incel freaks like you leering at her as she's just trying to do her job
booba
>>223287295way it goes innit pay 15 quid to watch movie stars that look like Zendaya on the big screen then you'll see the fittest bird you've ever laid eyes on stacking beans in tesco
>>223287262Being mocked for his looks since a kid fucked his self esteem and turned him neurotic. He's cried a few times talking about racism. The "mono" and edits on /sp/ are part of the shit he's had to deal with all his life. The blackpill is right on looks, he's hated even in normie spheres for being ugly. It's grim he felt he needed surgery Sovl vs souless type shit
>>223287332grow up
The situation we are in at this timeNeither a good one, nor is it so unblessedIt can change, it can stay the sameI can say, I can make my claimI think everyoneNot as my nationFor you are my peopleAnd there must be no change
when you go to a city the npcs don't talk to you or give you quests like they do in normal placesweird
>>223287339he's even better than neymar now
>Anders Behring Breivik>Dylann Roof>Brenton Tarrant>Patrick Crusiushow come these events stopped happening in the 2020s?
>>223287378they saw what happened to chud and don't want to become a meme
>>223287378they didn't but trannies do them now
carameldansen
did a really sticky fibre filled poo yesterday the first log was alright but a lesser log followed that didn’t quite come out properly and when i got up to wipe it got mushed between my arse cheeks wiped multiple times since and there is still residual poo to might just shower at this point
>>223287448ewww :P
>>223287442my fists would invert this fucking bigot's cranium
Lots of funny posts coming down the pike, so.. watch out for those
>>223287448erm ok
Found a cheeky slice (15%) of West African in me DNA test, how'd that get in there hahah
>you will never be a camera operator at an athletics event
Catbergs not feeling well at all lads, gonna need to get him put down tomorrow :(
>>223287530not allowed no more :/
>>223287534roaring
*misdirects you**lunges for your throat*
>>223287534sc
won the world cup but still a loser
>>223287534is he old? why not take him to the vet first?
>>223287534tempted to post a screeching bradley but i won'trip catberg
>>223287534massive win for the local ecosystem
>>223287317I would wish for a milf gf that loves me like her little boy
>>223287522rorke's great granda on a mad one
>>223287564corr
>>223287522Do you know who got blacked / bleached?
>>223287360neymar had twink otter mode energy. he'll just get fatter as he transitions into a full time CSGO streamer. I hope he makes the next world cup tho
>>223287534should wank him off one last time to send him away happy
>>223287584he wont. too old and too lazy
>>223287378lil chuds are gooning and making soyjacks on discord
Remember /qa/
do you ever have nightmares? don't think i've had one since I was a child
>>223287534RIP proud warrior of the forever war against archosauria
>>223287557Took him to the vet, he's got the 'ancer>>223287560Cheers la
>>223287623yeah
>>223287628lol
>>223287628yeah had one last night about a witch trial
Blow that Nigga head smoove off
>>223287635>Took him to the vet, he's got the 'ancerfuck....I'm so sorry lad>>223287628yeah, every two weeks at least once
got my stocks selected and monitoring for any big moves today
>>223287623yh they heemed the 3rd/4th most active board on 4chan(/vt/)
>>223287628I often have dreams where I'm really late for stuff and can't seem to do anything fast enough like it will take me 15 minutes to put on a single shoe. If that counts.
>>223287628my life is a living nightmare
>>223287691you're not living though. you're merely existing
i like theBulgarian 'Nigga' !!!
>>223287698s
>>223287698i fear /brit/'s pervasive malign influence will soon corrupt him
>>223287583>>223287581Reckon my great gran got shagged by some mulatto American GI
>>223287698
watching bbc documentaries from the 90s and you can tell they assume the audience is smarter than they do in 2026
>>223287596He tweeted a pic in the gymn with a "2030" caption. If he can change his playstyle and remain injury free he could make it. It's a big IF but it would be nice if he had a clean tourney to end things off
>>223287744that is true of all media produced before ~2010
>>223287684/vt/ was a mistake
gymn'll fix it
>>223287782been gym'ing for years I'm still a shutin anxious incel
>>223287769only do 2 and 9, it's over for me
>>223287717it's ok, I'm a big boy
scanning every inch of the flat for anything the toilfu might find cringe and relegating it to the loft
>>223287803you going to put yourself up there then lad? hahahah lol
>>223287530But maybe you will get a girlfriend one day and that is better ok
>>223287809am dyin
>>223287809right well that's me sent spiralling into the stratosphere
Was going to get pissed and shave my head but now I'm just going to get pissed
>>223287803you got this ladbro
mad how chris chan changed his name because of an animatronic bear
>>223287821do drunken aussies still bet on coin flips
>>223287628Had falling nightmares a few times, I was frightened at first but then began to enjoy the thrill. They stopped after a couple fun falling dreams. Other nightmares I'd have in adolescence would involve family members dying but they only happened a couple times
>>223287827thanks bulglad, /brit/ needs to be more supportive of each other
>>223287842Would you believe we're only allowed to do it on one day of the year and only in veterans' clubs
shan't be showering before I go to the cinema, it'll be dark and crowded so nobody will be able to tell where the smell of sweaty arse is coming from
>>223287882have you ever been to the yabba
>>223287890vile goblin
>>223287882that's just not on
>Salisbury steak is an American dish and was named after an American with the surname Salisbury and has nothing at all to do with Salisbury, EnglandAnd here I was thinking it was English cuisine similar to a Beef Wellington.
why did everything about society change in the 1960s
>>223287900Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?
>>223287911yes I also watch Pooing History
>>223287911named after wellington, florida btw
>>223287913Because I changed it
>>223287911It's not a thing at all here, no. I remember them from FalloutApparently they're similar to faggots which are a thing here. No I have not had a faggot in my mouth
>>223287270embarassing level of make up and filters, chink tier.
the uniparty state liberal regime has me penned up like a pig in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom at the ripe old age of 28
Baked Alaska named after Baked, Oregon
>>223287270looks kinda fat and I hate the makeup>>223287332SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>223287836Rorke
i'm turning into a point
mhm x
>>223287955>similar to faggots which are a thing herewat
Ann Widdecombe's murder was very brutal and it's sad ok it's a shame trannies are saying it was funny
fish and chips are actually named after Fishenchip, Wisconsin
my stupid fucking cunt landlord is whinging because my pullup bar has marked the paint on the doorframe
>>223287955faggots are pork and offal. salisbury steak is neither of those things. so not similar at all really you fucking idiot
>>223288014how dare he get upset when someone damages his property
>>223288009*Knock knock*Who’s there?Not Anne widdicum
>>223288014I straight up melted the carpet of the incelflat after setting fire to a bin bag and I just covered it with a rug and pretended it never happened lel
>The best UK equivalents to an American Salisbury steak (seasoned minced beef patties in a rich onion and mushroom gravy) are mince beef steaks, faggots, or homemade mince and onions/meatloaf pattiesI'm rightHe's wrong and already seething because he knows he's wrong
>>223287230why are there so many beautiful women in hungary compared to uk?hingary is a very small country though
I could have saved Ann
>>223288015Pure autism on your part. They are similar.
>>223288024It’s 2 little black marks on the door frame it’s not fucking structural damage
>hingary
Mr. Brain in here not wanting his poorly-named offal ball to be conflated with other meat ball
Am no paying that for a roll and a doughnut min
>>223288054ah ok then*keys your car*um why are you angry? not structural damage is it
>>223288042better diets in hungary
Realising I'm probably a little bit bent because i get a wee bit excited seeing all the lads going about with their shirts off in this hot weather
>>223288090Hog anus in aspicMmmm
>>223288045right so similar in the most distanced sense possible. its like saying its similar to the sun because they're spheroid. jog on you imbecile
>>223288095sake
>>223288095What is your view on Phil Foden
>>223287863>/brit/ needs to be more supportive of each othertrueee
>>223288086I don’t have a car I use the tubeSo the jokes on you
>>223288086*Punches you in your stupid cunt head*
Bulgarbro is sound as fuck tbf
>>223288042I know rightAll that europorn from the mid to late 2000s was absolutely immense and 90% of the girls in it were hungarianYou just don't see birds that fit with their kit off these days because they've got better options
Ok so I go to america on a ESTA and find a American wife can’t be that hard there is 350,000,000 people there
see you round like a rissole
Would eat her poo.
>>223288142He's a fucking racist dude, he's a piece of shit human being.
>>223288112Proper little mincer isn't he?
>>223288122the pitiful rentcuck has no car and uses grubby public transport. howling at your shite life
on this day in 2020 liverpool lifted the premier league trophy
>>223288164He's really fucking a monster
>>223288144ktim except I met mine in London
>>223288171Really doesn’t make sense to own a car here
>>223288172Always look back at covid times on my iPhone photo librarySome bizarre shite in there
>>223288183You don’t have a WIFE SHUT UP
>>223287781Perhaps so but it was fun
Instagram has your hoe
feels like a waste paying into my pension because they surely won't exist by the time i'm able to access it
>>223288171/brit/ users pretending to be a Tarquin when they're really unemployed and on universal credit is a really tired gimmick
>>223288189I live in London and I have a car which I use for certain journeys that would make sense but I also enjoy London's excellent transport network and cycleways, as well as its walkable avenues and parks.
Doesn't really count shacking up with a yank with a passport
economy must be in shambles in owning a house is a tarq only thing
>>223288227Why wouldn't your private pension exist you peabrained runt
>>223288229What journeys
>>223288227Private pensions are worth it but yeah NI for a state pension is just a scam at this point and I wish I could opt out of it and just pay it into an ETF I control
>>223288227if private pensions wont exist for whatever reason your idiot brain has conceived, then stock markets, banks, and the economy in general wont will it so whats the point doing anything?
>>223288014he never heard of paint?
>>223288057when a kiwi wants food
>>223288164I'm the least racist person in Bulgaria, I also have friends and hang out/grew up with people from different ethnicities and I'm very nice to them and have invited them to my home, would a racist do that, I don't think so.
>>223288144Ok fine ill be your American wife
Went to stand up comedy last night and there was a female comedian who talked about her vagina. Very unexpected.
>>223288241For anyone under the age of 40 it is
could put it all in gold but I live on the third floor and my bedroom floor would collapse onto the apartment below
>>223288172>on this day in 2020 liverpool lifted the premier league trophy*
>>223288248Big shopCommute often (work on outskirts of town)Early morning airport runs before transport network is openThat sort of thingIf you live a life that includes the fringes of town it's essentialIf you just scurry around between zones 1-3 then yeah why ever drive lol
>>223288272Wow you sound lame as fuck
feeling turkish
>>223288289well thats obviously untrue. bizarre jealous fantasy you've concocted in your weak brain
what is it with brazilian athletes throwing their talent away to party and enjoy liferomero, ronaldino, neymar, even fucking ronaldo. all gluttonous party freaks
Love me racism simple as
>>223288317alri jason statham in snatch
actually laughing knowing that some of you live in London hahahaha how tragic
>>223288329Reckon it's great if you live in a white enclave
>>223288300Why would you love in london. You must be demented. I grew up there and it's a shit heap now. Visited maybe 5 times since and it's absolutely grim. I'd nuke it if I could.
Crazy how much a difference hair makes
poo #2 is aggressively banging on my back door
I've never been to LondonAnd that's the truth
>>223288340and are a millionaire
>>223288317Yeah I'll have a doner pitta with cheesy chips mate. No sauce.
>>223288315thats fine
>>223288317Then shave
>>223288354and thats the tooth
>>223288340Nigga married to Felicity Kendall
>>223288342See >>223288340and >>223288360:)
>>223288329i need to show my gratitude to /brit/ herei lived in cornwall for years and always had FOMO that i wasn't in londonthanks to /brit/ posting webbums and pics of real london (theft, biomass, roadmen) i realised it's a shithole and don't even want to visit
>>223288351who is this youthful brazilian boy
>>223288354I have never been to sydney
...woke up early, pictures of me using London's excellent transport system...
>>223288320You're not worth conversing with because you're a retard who is ignoring objective fact, good day to you.
>London is LE BAD, I saw it on X
Tempted to wank but know I'll probably have sex later so probably shouldn't.
>>223288223Duckie's eating
>>223288376Enclave surrounded by grim ghouls you've got to wade through daily? Instead of actually living in a white area in the country? You're defo winning mate nice one. Make sure you don't wear a watch otherwise you'll lose an arm.
>>223288246>>223288263we'll have nothing
sadiq khan has bloody implemented sharia law in London!!!
alri wigan warrior
Yo, what's up?
>>223288407Dunno why it upset you this much, surely not really your problem is it?
how do you have toilfu. how do you have woman of similar age at work. how do you know them. what work do you do. why do they come to your house. doesn't that imply they will have sex. but i am suprised they will come over if that is the imply
>>223288399
>>223288368Um... do you wanna listen to it?
No.
Seems narcissistic to me, is this a common interpretation of "love"?
>>223288407>Enclave surrounded by grim ghouls you've got to wade through daily? Instead of actually living in a white area in the country?This is literally the whole of the UK now in case you didn't realise.
>>223288399Literally grew up there you fuck wit. Girl in primary school, her dad was shot a few hundred meters from the school and she was taken out in the middle of maths. That was the albanians. Heaps of stories. Leafy suburb we moved to away from London is much better but it bleeds over here when they rehouse the white scum class.
>>223288351Waltuh
>>223288442Yes really owning me with a picture of a bus stop in the square mile on a tube strike day.
>>223288451Literally isn't and the fact you don't know that indicates you're deeply working class and haven't travelled the country.
>>223288439Mousenonce?
>>223288467
get the /pol/ rants madeget the webms posted
>>223288317Norwood reaper keeping you up at night?
Feeling agape
i'm an elderly man
>>223288425sup Fares, how are you? any soundcloud bangers? >>223288439There is a girl was my friend before we started working together, she used to be in love with me but I was in a relationship back then, now she is married to a guy we both work with.
>>223288464….ktim
>>223288474>I like using the public transport and cyclewaysKEEEEEK
>>223288464Ktim during the World Cup. I've slept at 12 is last 3 nights but wake up at 5am
pim pimling
>>223288387i accept your concession
BUILD MORE CYCLING INFASTRUCTURE IN GREAT BRITAIN
Heathermong's new obsession is hating public transport is it?
Right then lads, I'm leaving my nice white neighbourhood in one of the world's top metropolises for Barrow-In-Furness where I am assured I will have a better quality of life.
ACTIVE TRANSPORT WANKERS
Decided to treat myself today.
London getting nuked would solve the ills of the western world. We can rebuild and have a new capital in Liverpool or Newcastle.
shut up it's too early for thispost some gay porn or something
>>223288521I support this one as public transport is for dolescum such as him
>>223288497sorry bro london is dire
Australia is the white enclave...
biomass cuties
london is the grimmest place in the UK by far
>>223288548Geordie Bastard really tried to sneak that in there
if you ride a pedal bike you are homosexual
>>223288568
>>223288566its not though is it. all your cities are teeming with 'mass
D O N E D O N
I'm convinced most of you have never been to London
>>223288566No we're notStay away
sshhuuuutttt uuuuuppppp!!!!!!!
The Netherlands has the best bike infrastructure I've ever seen, we used to stand outside the Parliament in The Hague and would see politicians come in with bikes but bike stealing is prevalent
>>223288489
>>223288600everyone's been to london you muppet. it's 60% indian/brown in the parts that matter. nobody gives a fuck about harrow
>>223287230>BBC lost the rights so you have to subscribe to Jew Max >small games without all the sportsNobody is going to watch it
>>223288600been there hundreds of times for all sorts of reasons. always glad to leave.
“I Don’t Care”— Ricky Gervais on People Being Easily Offended
Is this /brit/fag larping about living in Golders green? Because that's one of the very few white areas.
>>223288590Not for long
>>223288600i have in 2006
>>223288628
I went to Australia and there was a lot of fried rice
might buy one of those flats that overlooks hyde park
lunchtime pints with the team#JPMorgan
she’s too oldI was thinking of secondary school
>>223288617That still won't stop you spamming the images of your beloved Olympic waifus for years on end though so why are you seething?
>>223288634whys that? my interest in moving there is now piqued
Mad how badly the Victorian government fucked it
sir rosenior made a few clever business and real estate investments in new zealand and now appears to spend his days alternating between discussing capital growth over a flat white and losing golf balls somewhere in the north island. truly committed to the long term investment strategy of lush fairways and not checking his emails before lunch
aussers took a long hard look at their white paradise and thought we need indians and goutgout
>>223288675buckbroken ziedy just doesn't hit the samewhere's the multi thread spamyou've gone soft
>>223288470You say this like it's a negative thing
Why aren't we at work today then lads?I know you don't all work from home so don't go telling porkies
when do you think the government will start cancelling certain bank holidays and replacing them with islamic or indian ones? surely has to happen at some point and they're not going to add any more
>>223288600I’ve been once and it was AMAZING but I’m from cymru so
>>223288660Victoria is a perma-Labor state so it doesn't matter does it
>>223288644good morning fellow neoliberal x
>>223288694Ah so you're scum clarse, got it
Gout Gout's a top bloke I won't hear a word spoken against him
>>223288699easter and eid are quite close aren't they? they'll probs start there
Need to lick Emma Watson’s clit.
>>223288600Went earlier this year during rush hour, it was chaotic
Sometimes you're very mean to one another and it's funny ok
>>223288707must have been like the african slave seeing Rome for the first time in Gladiator
>>223288675Post the gherkins and cronems>>223288685This desu
>>223288699Can’t tell if you’re pretending to be Facebook boomer as a joke or you’re being serious
this thread is only good in the evening and past midnightthat's when you get the funny freaksthe rest of you are just boring serious freaks
Yeah I'm working class
>>223288725Finally a normal post.
>>223288747so you dont think an increasing islamic or indian population will expect national holidays to reflect their beliefs?
>>223288744No need
>>223288750
the commonwealth bames
Eidster
not a single tranny posted in this threadboring!!
so
>>223288725bizarre
come from the lowest fertility rate part of the UKperhaps I'm dragging the average down
Will be playing project zomboid during my UC call
>fat people on benefits due to obesity-related illnesses think the government is going to force them to take ozempic so they can lose weight and go back to workI wish
Sheeds get generous cultural leave at my toil all that gets thrown out the window if it becomes an actual public holiday
early new>>223287228>>223287228>>223287228
>>223287230Nice pits
>>223288699Probably in the 2080s.It'll take a while for Britain to be an Islamic country, but it'll happen before the end of the 21st century.
>>223288780tummy on form
get this thread bumped
>>223288881y(umm!!)y
Yes well that's a cavernous gash isn't it
>>223288881erm
>>223288901heh
just seen a vangina
>>223288881>shavedyuck
>>223288928lorrygina more like
non early new>>223284859>>223284859
bump
>>223288961comedian linking to the old
>>223288644Fishhead wife
