House Swing EditionPrevious>>223286592
God nerfed Steven Hawking pretty heavily then killed him. Brutal
>mfw OP links the /new/ 10 seconds before the post you made
>>223297580Sorry
Africa is the place to be. Young, Dynamic, Untapped Potential
Old ex friend with benefits texted me today. This is a woman who got married a year ago. I was right on the money about never committing to her. She asks me once every 3-4 months why we never got into a relationship still lmao. Be careful who you marry guys.
>>223297699Uggo nails
my local news todayhigh speed chase ends when suspect crashed into an abandoned house after the police used a spkiestrip and DWI for a 50 your old dude on a tractorwhat you got?
This Australian broad completely mastered talking like a ghetto nig and made millions rapping
bad accident kills 4 people crazy schoolgirl tries to murder boy she has a crush on
la gf
>>223297790>>223297736
>>223297766she was so hot
>>223297736
>>223297580that's why you monitor the post count and wait for the new before posting.
>>223297766ya ya ya I am Lorde ya ya
>>223297804I 'member that moovie. Only watched it once when I was like 3.
>>223297736they're shutting down the local mall
>>223297845I purposely don't do that because it makes the thread slow lol
there was a milf at wawa earlier
>>223297859That's not LourdeYa dingus!
>>223297657>>223297699Nigeria is worse now than it was 12 years ago
>>223297668>This is a woman who got married a year ago.baka
I remember one night I stayed at my aunts house and my disabled cousin screamed that he wished I was dead all night
>>223297839what's wrong with giving away tangerines?
Gym in a half hour
in the words of mc ride of death grips ...you cant know what imma boutta do(profligate the poopingham-under-brappingtonshire-on-tweed)
>>223297985You can't tax them o algo
>OpenAI cyber models broke out of training environment to hack Hugging Facelol
>>223297995breddy sure women back den didnt have disgustin claws like diss
>>223297736>disabled veteran breaks lease due to shitty apartment >homeless guy gets stabbed and dies then police use the mass surveillance system to track the stabber in/to his car, the stabber tries to stab a cop and then they shoot him
>>223297981She’s in Canada so we can’t actually bang or anything, but maybe I get some sexy pics.
>>223298082I don't like women like that
me af
>>223298053I represent Wellington-upon-Trent
matt damon is based i like matt damon
>>223298108I would never date one and that’s why I never dated her. But for 80% of the time we were FWB she had a bf so I’m used to it with her.
>>223298124I bet you do
gravy is good. fried chicken is good. watermelon is good. okra is ok. stop ceding southron White culture to blacks you fuckin idiots
>>223298070it's normal to tax gifts, it generally just can't be enforced because who the fuck would even know about it. Especially consumables like food.
>>223298112i can barely even manage to train 4 times a week, the damage, it adds up
just got out of the psych ward
Went to the pool and sat alone like a pedo award
i think my cat has mange
>>223298140If a girl that I dated who is now married starts texting me things like that Ill probably tell her to fuck off and sham her unless she's getting a divorce or something
>>223298177I usually train every second day. Unless I’m feeling well rested then I’ll do two days in a row, or if I feel like shit I’ll take two rest days. I listen to my body
>>223298124personally only matt damon performance i seen and liked is the departed
>>223298221really?
>>223298181Why did you go in
>>223298206i wish i had a minge
i wish i was a retard savant who was retarded at everything except math
napped for 2 hours
>>223298217I never dated her we were just friends with benefits (we just had sex no relationship). I guess we did dating things like I’d go to her place to watch movies and have sex, once we went out on a date before having sex. But we were never in a relationship despite her wanting to be in one with me because i knew she was kind of a hoe. >>223298233Yes really, I am peak strongfat
Y'all mfers really be having cats giving you toxoplasmosis
Dropping chunks
>>223298264that's kind of me except im not really good at math
>>223298284toxoplasmosis makes you a chad
>>223298284toxoplasmosis raises your testosterone and has no negative side effects unless you’re a pregnant foid
>>223298274yeah I unerstand but thats besides the point, i meant a girl thats its unfaithfull to her husband
thinking about taking a janitor position on /mlp/
>>223298221i train monday to friday. satruday and sunday are my rest days
>>223298181corr propa fat wun diss
>>223298329Grim
>>223298274good to know man
if you dont have toxoplasmosis youre basically a bitch
>>223298292phwoar gud post diss
>>223298325Oh yeah understandable. I mean when we spoke last week she shut down my flirting when it got too sexual and said she won’t even cheat emotionally on her husband. But then today she is talking about her boobs being out and sending me pics of her sexy dress etc so I think it’s just her usual hoe bag self deception. >>223298337What’s your split? Do you not get too tired? Like some exercises I do overlap muscle groups lightly so I wouldn’t want to do them one day after another.
>>223298284What kind of pet do you own?
If the world collapsed today Jason would be King by tomorrow
Heard a strange noise while squeezing out a poo
Back from my 30 day global vacation, what'd I miss? Is zoom zoom dead yet?
>>223298217When something like that happens its your moral obligation to tell the husband tbqh otherwise you're just promoting cuckoldry and can't complain when it happens to you
>>223298401I donut own a pet
>>223298456Don't do it you're gonna ruin lives
corr just had incredibly cinematic moment lissenin to centuries of damn by the death grips and suddenly out my windahs see a flock of seagulls gliding on the breeze against the lightly clouded skyvery unusual to see deez seagulls herewas propa gudpoignant evenwhilst mc ride shoutin'ALL THESE DAYSI ONLY WAKE UP THIRD THE WAYCENTURIES OF DAMNden segueways into on gp
>>223298453He has a 30 something day vacation as well
>>223298453zoom zoom's dead and jason killed him
>>223298501what if you were listening to flock of seagulls during
we all poop-maxxin' in diss lifejust the way it is, nibba
Insane dream I had last night, had no idea I was dreaming I woke up thinking I was watching a movie. Brad pitt was fighting a bunch of yakuzas, visuals were insane. Words can't describe this shit.
>>223298498Unfaithful whores deserve to have their lives ruined
>>223298501>the death grips
>>223298398interesting, shes hungry for attention>>223298456basically
how do you get banned for 30 days?
>>223298575doxxing, ban evasion
>nyc trying to improve biking infrastructure only because amazon uses "bikes"motherfuckers really dont give a fuck about logistics for normal people
Im still range banned
may actually rewind diss shidd and lissen agen. jenny death propa gud album. niggas on the moon good too but it doesnt like trigger passioj in same way
think I have some sort of nerve damage in my right hand after falling last week bending my fingers hurts still and if I move my wrist wrong it shoots a pain up through my lower arm
>>223298503Based homo jason maybe he can get rid of this retarded brit next
>>223298498>>223298537If I show her husband he probably would just forgive her and blah blah because right now it’s just phone flirting and insinuating about remembering our fuckfests without being explicit. Not enough to get him to do anything but enough to get me cut off from sexy pics and who knows what else when I go back to Canada to visit family.
>>223298575after getting a bunch of 3-days they'll bop you with a 30, maybe
>>223298650slavs have the moral fortitude of a cracked out nog
>>223298522phwoar gud kittingtonshire dissevocativestrong 6 to light 7/10me?recommend you lissen to Nowhere by Ridein diss precise tracklistingSeagullKaleidoscopePolar Bear SennenIn a Different PlaceVapour TrailParalysedDreams Burn DownToday
saw this bitch at the gas station buyin swisher sweets the other day
>>223298575I made a really violent threat about my family and now I can't phone post. In my defense, they have it coming
>>223298669She’s not a Slav she’s a Lebanese Muslima
>>223298658only if you actually deserve to get banned, they do 3 day bans when they know they are in the wrong because if you contest it another mod might see it
>>223298700I'm referring to you yourself you fucking proxynigger
any of yall watch jett franzen vids?
>>223298714Im not proxying I live here now dummy but I came from Canada
>>223298575>post violates US law>text only no attachment>post was unserious faggotry about plotting to kill namefag by tricking him into dying in a grease fire>janny has upgraded this ips threat levelSuch is life.
>>223298169Okra is definitely a blahpipo thing unlike some of those
>>223298749I only know of Okra from the WoW classic quest in Westfall where for the Westfall Stew you have to find a bunch of ingredients including Okra.
Americans unironically get mad when you make it more expensive to live like this.
possessions never meant anything to me
I can't find good porn to jerk to
>>223298738oh its you, so you decided to move to Poland after all huh?
>>223298687
I've been at work since 2am and I can barely keep my eyes open
having sex with me is the very least women can do after all they made me go through
>>223298575I made fun of the jannies in /cum/ once and got a 30 day for violating US law.
>>223298826IM NOT CRAZY
tee eff double you when the double sided stick tape works>>223298939Girl they better give you overtime
>>223298885Yeah I’ve been here for almost two months
>>223298973>OvertimeYou ain't neva lied
>>223298746Jannies are soft as baby shit, I propose we halve their pay until they improve
i aint working a single second past the clock, in fact i aint working at all
for me it's slow and reverbed rap/r&b
>>223299007How is it, how is Poland treating you?
>>223299047Lmao look at this unc thinkin its still 2021
First real combat deployment coming up in september. Little over a month to cardiomaxx again. Crazy how fast it drops, even if you skip like two weeks
playing a wow private serverjoined a dwarf/gnome semi rp guild
>>223298821>96 dodge ramTHEY DONT MAKEM LIKE THEY USE TOO
daily reminder that>hustle and bustle>cityfag>commieforniaand all similar urban vs rural posts are jeet astroturfing aimed at niggerfying whites by normalizing poverty, manual labor, and farm work (highest suicide rate of any career btw) so theres less competition for jeetjobs and youre stupid enough to fall for it
>>223299118>rpGay
>>223299105I am a boomer and I refuse to acknowledge that anything after 2001 is real, we were all actually plunged in to hell during y2k and are serving our penance we're all dead and too spiritually numb to escape the cycle
ever just get to a light to do a u turn but the sign says no u turn and you're like fuck that gay shit and do it anyways
>>223299141>he doesn't call his fellow dwarves brother and salute when he sees them out in the worlduhm you sound kind of cringe and lame desu....
>>223299154>I am a boomerNew oldest /cum/ anon just dropped
>>223299055I am enjoying myself greatly so far, still settling in but I feel right at home. It's nice to go outside and not see 50% of the people be Indians. Not to mention being able to go to museums all over the city and see your own culture everywhere after the multicultural hellscape that is Canada.
>>223299177Touch grass
>>223299139true rural life is absolutely horrible for 90% of the time. but for the rest 10% it's magical
>>223299198I'm touching the snows of dun morogh instead
>>223299195Sounds like you made a good choice, hows the food?
>>223299139dont think thats true, love
Protein bars are disgusting
>>223299240The food is excellent, I love Polish/Slav food in general. I am eating a lot of twarog daily though just to hit my protein macros, which is much healthier than the whey protein I used to drink in Canada (probably). Also there's lot of great Georgian food here and Georgian is one of my favorite cuisines.
Had a dream where two elderly women were vying for my affection by engaging in rapidly escalating Spy vs. spy type shenanigans until one of them blew up a subway sandwich restaurant with a huge cartoon bomb and got killed by cops
Why is it not Arc Kansas?>ib4 New Finland
>>223299329Kino
>>223299373blame the french, as usual
>>223299373>illa noise>not eeyeenwaimmigrants are just great at fucking everything up
Just watched a body cam video of a woman who was high on something but she had just really pleasant breasts flopping around, it really put me in a better mood. Such lovely breasts.
>>223299302FINALLY SONEONE SAID ITOH MY FUCKING GOD it's like eating a fucking gym mat
i live in rural iowa and it's basically third world
>>223299319Nice>twarogthat's cottage cheese right? We make pastries with it here, grandma used to make it at home.>Also there's lot of great Georgian food here and Georgian is one of my favorite cuisines.Oh really, I know their cuisine is meat heavy and lots of nice breads. Always wanted to try it. Is there a big Georgian community there?
Cute zoomer boy at the gym
There's a subreddit where mature women show each other their breasts and compare it's so bizzare
I wish I was a cop in the 1980s, they could get away with so much back then
>>223297487she looks average for a 25 year old american
I kinda got my second wind here at work, cuz I swear to the Living Christ, about 30 minutes ago I was deadass finsta fall the fuck out in this bitch
>>223299608they got killed a lot back then too
>>223299044you won't get a promotion then
>>223299607bet she was hot when she was young
finished my incel chud marathon!worst physical pain I have ever experiencedmomberg bought me a marathon ticket for October so I have to do it again unfortunately
>>223299560>that's cottage cheese right?It's like a brick of cottage cheese type thing, much drier. But not dry. Pic related.Not a big community but there are a few Georgian restaurants from what I have seen just walking around, so there are a few.
>>223299607Disgusting, can you give me the name so I can avoid it
Judge got caught driving abso hammered and fought the release of the body cam footage, but at least she was nice during the stop unlike that congresswoman who was an absolute bitchling to the cops.Anyways, this broad resigned the next day
texmex
watched the wc final in the psych ward
>>223299560Also pic related Khachapuri I had a few days ago from a Georgian takeout. Freshly made from scratch on the spot (it was so small they worked right behind the counter) 10/10 food but very unhealthy
you know when you hit your balls on accident and it makes you feel like you have to take a shit?
>>223299798When shit like this happens they should release anyone she sentenced for a DUI
>>223299777Yeah we have lots of variations of that with different levels off moisture, I was addicted to that cheese when I was a kid and would it eat with everything. >Not a big community but there are a few Georgian restaurants from what I have seen just walking around, so there are a few.Cool, we have Armenian restaurants here and I love em, my favorite one closed years ago and I still miss it, I used to order beef tongue and lentil soup.
>>223299798all that for what could've been a $40 uber ride
>>223299791Lol I don't know the name but it's nice
>>223299821in my headcannon wc means water closet which is a place for shitting
DOES ANYONE HAVE A BUMP FOR A FUCKING SLUT?
>>223299939>Water closetThat's an archaic term for bathroom from the early 1900s
>>223299703I know I've seen enough 80s movies
>>223299828Yeah this is amazing, I've had this. What do you think of the yellow cheese, I think this kind of cheese is better for pizza because it's saltier than plane low moisture mozzarella and it's more buttery.
This lady posts all the time
>>223299828I've had that, the Armos in Glendale make that, plus there's an Armenian pizza shop by where I used to live in Hollywood that makes those fucking delicious
>>223299988bathrooms have tubs and showers though
The guy whose penis I stared at is at the gym so I guess I'll wait an hour to go back
>>223300103Ouais, but back then it was literally just a toilet in a space no bigger than a closet, hence the name
I really been wanting to sexx a Quebec chick.
>>223299930Woah!!!
>>223299772what was your time
>>223300138that's not a bathroom
>>223300000that's my problem with libshits getting mad that police sometimes kill people. They don't realize that cops get shot and killed all the time too and they need to look out for themselves.
>>223300008Whatever cheese they used for it was fucking amazing. Genuinely if I ever want junk food I am going back to that Georgian place before anything else.>>223300079I am surprised they are not better known globally. Seeing as how it's just a cheesy bread it seems like it should be a hit in North America.
>>2while it's true that my ex said I was a quote "boring cocksucker", she never actually saw the full extent of my video game collection, so take that with a grain of salt.
>>223300243The fucking retards think the police kill over 1,000 unarmed black people a year
>>223300222Many would disagree
Overtonight makes music for me (incel, ugly, suicidal)
>>223300262>Whatever cheese they used for it was fucking amazingJust from the look of it I can tell it's the common Central/Eastern/Southeast European cheese we use here, it's very buttery and slightly salty and grills very nice. Always wanted someone from the Americas to try it and give his opinion. I think it would be good on a pizza
Guys, check it out, girls have BOOBS.
Everyone who died on mt everest or in a cave was once a highly motivated person who decided to leave their house
>>223300413This. Guy. GETS IT.
turns out the best way to become an hero is to just climb up a super tall mountain and run out of oxygen
>>2233002036h20it is what it is
Imagine having a goal of hiking mount Everest but dying on a mountain in NH
>>223300390Yeah it would be amazing on a pizza for sure. I wonder if there are places here that do Georgian pizza
Crush left me on read again #kms
>>223300404There was a funny thread about breast reducions yesterday on /b/ with people posting before-after pics and it was funny seeing chuds cry.
>>223300404love when this happens
>>223300513Why would that be funny
>>223300513Giant tits cause back problems
Homeboys been dead on My. Everest for 30 years and his body is still just on the path up there like scenery
>>223298963weenus
>>223300648benus
>>223300594noybif the broad exercises and develops her back muscles
where are you really from
>>223300579I meant the posts were funny themselves, not the reductions. Most of them were not necessary and sad to see.
>>223300501I think their pizza is Kachapuri, I've seen it with meat on top like Sujuk or some kind of sausage but who know, some young guy might have done a fusion, you gotta look around.
>>223300709laniakea
It doesn't matter where I'm from. I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck.
I wonder if fast running niggers would make good mountain climbers
>>223300594we thank them for their sacrifice
>>223300746Sprinters? Those nigs can't even do a mile
Ariel winter had a breast reduction and nobody ever hired her again
I could really use some ice cream right now
>>223300853Me too . It's pretty hot today and there's no better way to cool down than delicious iced cream.
>>223300846insane tragedy
>>223300579Jesus christ what a pig
>>223300846most people in TV don't get hired after their show is done. Has nothing to do with her boobs
Trips of truth
>>223300921I'm just stating facts, Poindexter. Glean from them what you will.
>>223300846how do you know her breast reduction was the cause?
>>223300990he's a coomer so what else would he know?
>>223300846Still a slam pig
You know that scene inna Godfather where Clemenza is showing Mike how to cook? The part where he goes, " why don't you tell that nice girl you love her. I love-a you with alla my heart, if I no see you again-a soon im-a gonna die!" @0:46https://youtu.be/911zDe2S_QA?si=VAYT18wzWAoeDFXqI been talking like this all day, even over in /ita/. I recited LL Cool J's "I'm gonna knock you out" song in that accent and cracked myself up
>>223301056she looked slightly bogged last time I saw a recent pic
>>223301117it's easier if you're descendants of agriculturists instead of hunter-gathers
Excellent thread
>>223301244
I feel bad for Christina Applegate. She had wealth fame and beauty, but got that disease and now lives in constant agony. What the gods give with one hand they take away with the other, and she gets trolled on Twitter by people just looking to rage bait and she goes absolutely ubatz over these people, you can tell she cannot interweb savvy cuz she falls for it every time
>Be obese woman>Join hiking club>Go for hike at Yosemite>Make it two miles before needing to be rescued>Helicopter flies her out>Club gets $70,000 bill for rescueWhy do obese women do this shit?https://www.ndtv.com/feature/woman-suffers-heat-exhaustion-2-miles-into-yosemite-hike-airlifted-to-safety-11797662
farts are stinky
>>223301321MS is a meme, it isn't that bad, she's numb half the time
>>223301388How the fuck do you know?
>>223301321weird how these celebs all have these rare diseases that regular people don't have. I think it's BS most of the time.
>>223301331How do you know she was obese? Says it was heat exhaustion
>>223301441It maybe they're just exposed to things regular jackoffs aren't
>>223301321bless her heart
two. thousand. drones
That Shakira song went from 490 million views this time yesterday to 510 million overnight.
it's 2:51 on a wednesday how's the job applications goin hehehe
>>223301470Pic related is her
>>223301551It's 11:54 and I've been at work since 2 am
>>223301551east coast worst coast 2bh
>>223298973>tee eff double you when the double sided stick tape worksIt didn't :/
If they make daylight savings time permanent I'm going to be in the central time zone while living in the northeast, makes no cents to me
>>223301605O lmao jesus christ. I'm honestly impressed she even made it 2 miles. I suspect she rolled that far
>Heh. Sorry Herr Amerikaner, but you can't call zat cheese "Camambert". Zat is only für die cheeses from Camambert, France.
>>223301693At least she went out there and tried instead of just staying home eating Doritos
>>223301676so they've actually found a way to fuck up UTC +X or are you saying that because northern latitudes don't really make a difference because of the variations?
Fatties think doing shit in extreme heat will make them lose a bunch of weigh in 1 go. Physical education is important.
>>223301117QT
when was the last time you showered?
>>223298644you'll be fine. i injure myself a lot and sometimes it's severe but it goes away after 1-2 months. tore my rotator cuff twice on one arm, once on the other, and tore my meniscus. all eventually healed after many months. doctors are a scam, don't waste time with them.
>>223301814The other day. I will be showering today as well.
>>223301814This morning ofc, what kind of savage do you think I am?
>>223301814Like 3 hours ago
point me the verse in the bible that says that jesus did not goon
Watching this guy's lecture series.. very interesting, but his accent is so.....WHITE. NORTHERN. When I consoom media in Italian it's usually of a southern nature. This guy speaks so fuckin proper I actually giggled when I first heard it
>>223301847>t. stinky savage
>>223301814I dont remember lol
no I don't remember what you said bitch I was geeked
https://youtu.be/366CV87TguEBebe Rexha big booba me likey
why do i smell bad even after I shower
>>223302065you don't apply moisturizing semen on your body
Anyone here from the Denver area, who might know anything?
>>223302065be honest. are you fat?
>>223302184no im a skinny indian man
>>223302136>getting whitoids missing personsI wish I knew that feel. Darkies refuse to watch their kin
>>223302136post on facebook/x?
Arashi no Saxophone
sex with arashi
>>223302240It's not mine, I just came across it and thought I'd spread it around.
>>223302303Spread my pussy around
>>223301814Yesterday morning before going to the museum. I will shower again soon
>>223302136That’s a man
>>223302303okay but spread it on fb/x/instagram. i doubt there are many people from denver here
I feel like a bullet in the brain would actually feel good
I've been showering every night before bed for the last month
https://youtu.be/-kEkTt_X8YMmy eyes are blind but I can seethe snowflakes glisten on the treesthe sun no longer sets me freeI feel the snowflakes freezing me
my dad smashed my computer once when i got bad grades. i cried a lot
>>223302467Lol what is pic related?
>>223302512Grim if true
>>223302512i grew up without a father
>>223302512my dad smashed my console when I was ~7 and my monitor when I was ~15
POTAYTOES
>>223302512jesus how bad were your grades?
>>223302512You are chinese
>>223302598terrible. I had to do summer school and i failed that as well which pushed him over the edge
Forgot to floss for three months againRan out of big bag of flossers so not really my faultThese new ones fit between my teeth way easier because they're flat, and are softer so they don't cut my gums as muchIt's harder to actually get plaque stuff out with them though
Motherstein from the 70s (middle)
>>223302709was she a hippie
>>223302136xer is downstream from the nearest bridge
I'm good about showering and brushing my teeth but I basically never floss
once when I got in trouble in the 5th grade my dad came over and slapped me in front of the whole class. still hate him for that
BITCHES AND SHITS AND FUCKING MANY TRICKS NO NIGGA DICKS LICK THAT FUCKING CLIT
>>223302694I like pic relAll the short disposable shit is really annoying because it's cheap and bend and/or I have to shove my whole hand in my mouth
>>223302816Move over Bill the Bard
>>223302820retard alert
>>223302709How tf old are you, juagliù
do canadians ever jokingly called it canadia
I love Masha!
>>223302929why isnt she wearing a bra?
saving posts for the new award
NEW>>223302879
>>223302975I don't know but I'm thankful.
>>223302136ACK!
>>223301719There's something in between that really ought to have been her choice. You don't full send on your first day out
