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nice dome, but where's my meatball sub?
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How do I murder the pussy?
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>>223307849
right here *unzips*
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I say and proue by diuerse arguments, that Witches can, by the power of their Master, cure or cast on disseases: Now by these same reasones, that proues their power by the Deuil of disseases in generally is aswell proued their power in speciall: as of weakening the nature of some men, to make them vnable for women: and making it to abound in others, more then the ordinary course of nature would permit. And such like in all other particular sicknesses; But one thing I will pray thee to obserue in all these places, where I reason upon the deuils power, which is the different ends & scopes
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>>223307867
if your balls are inside your dick then you need to see a doctor!
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>>223307841
Toronto is a world class city.
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>>223307891
Is that smoke?
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Saw a bunch of sea turtles today
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Youngins talmbout some 'Nolan's Odyssey,' boy you Odyssey a dentist and that's Nolan
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>>223307907
cool, were they scared of you?
turtles are normally very skittish with me
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>>223307907
amazing, I've never seen a big sea turtle in my life
I did see a Californian sea lion at the zoo recently and it looked like a seal, I thought it would be one of those huge walrus-like things with the crested head!
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>>223307907
nice
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>New England likely would leave America in less than two years
A fate worse than death.
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You better hope I don't see you IRL because I will fuck you up
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JonTron won
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>>223307933
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>>223307926
when you find a dude like this, listen to him, he knows what's up
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My fursona is a fox in a SICK LEATHER JACKET that smokes Marlboros
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>>223307941
Why?
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>>223307905
Yes
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for me, it's Setsuko Hara
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>>223307950
>Purify the homeland
If only he really believed this
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Guys let's cool it with those posts, we're trying to have posivibes in here
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>>223307962
>Liberals
>DNC kicked out SocDems to lock down on power
It's a fucking mess here; New England is a fortress of Kennedy's legacy.
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HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!!!
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>>223307933
They were too far away to care about me but I think sea turtles are usually chill around snorkelers and divers.
>>223307935
This was a 20 minute walk from my house, I'm lucky to live somewhere with them.
>>223307937
Thanks
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>>223307935
For me, it’s the Steller sea lion
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from books to smart phones boomers all through history have sneeded about every new technology that lets people be more selective about who they communicate with because it means you have to put up with less and less of their shit
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>>223307982
aw, shucks, guess what I was doing when I read your post...apart from listening to Toto's Africa
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Plas Johnson, the creator of the Pink Panther theme song died today, and none of you care
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>>223307948
>mum
Is she British or Canadian?
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>>223307935
You might have seen a female, the males are the ones with huge foreheads and mustaches
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Mamma made pork fer dinner.
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I'll never get a nice blowjob from a cute girl
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>>223307950
>>223307979
They are National Socialists, the problem is just that their nation is Jewry
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Test
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I saw two pretty girls at walmart today. One was a thin redhead and the other was a lite goth with big boobas
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>>223308033
you're not banned, congrats
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>>223307981
Why would they secede?
>>223308012
It was written by Henry Mancini though
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>>223308016
Looked it up myself. She’s British.
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DSA is getting more candidates elected because younger people realized that democrats don't do anything
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that's a good post, nice job anon
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Speaking of stellar sea lions, I was at the Vancouver Aquarium a few years ago and snapped a few photos of their sea lions.
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>>223308058
neither do dsa pipo
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I wish black bears could be pets
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>>223308058
I prefer the ACP over DSA, the DSA are just Democrats 2.0
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Love these niggas!
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who coulda seen it coming
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>>223308045
Thanks for the update
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>>223308045
and did you put your penis in them
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ive been told i have the mind of a boomer
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My put on that video of the guy shoving the jar up his ass
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>>223303573
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the shitcoin is in utter chaos, it's a bloody melee on there
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ive been told i have the prostate of a boomer
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>>223308063
gud sea kittingtonshire deez
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>>223308088
If he doesn't have any money how come he's so fat? Check mate goymunists
>>223308130
By boomer they mean Alzheimer's patient
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>>223308130
HEY BABE YOUR HAIR'S ALRIGHT
HEY BABE, LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT
YOU LIKE ME AND YOU LIKE IT ALL
YOU LIKE DANCING AND YOU LOOK DI-VINE!
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>>223308138
/biz/ is over there ------->
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>>223308028
I got a blowjob from a fat bitch and it felt amazing. Too bad she was fat
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i jest
i dinnae fink i truly fae the boomer era
but fink any kinda backlash tae zoomerist or millenialization begets accusations of boomerism
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>>223308146
They look more like giant dogs tbf.
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Stop talking about politics. Now.
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>>223308156
alright, then
YOU KNOW, SUPERTRAMP WERE SORT OF PROTO-YACHT ROCK, THEY WERE LIKE IF BILLY JOEL HEARD THE CALL OF THE MARINA!
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>just vote for the DSA types they're like totally different and heckin not the same people xDD
aight
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millennial supremacist, i am
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>>223308137
lol
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>yea
>nay
What the fuck is wrong with these insufferable midwits
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>>223308141
Who fingered you
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recently heard an australian ultra woke foid dj used the word "boomer" in reference to like traditionalist attitudes in dance music rave scene even tho like boomers very obviously are too old for that genre of music
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>>223308165
men be like this girl who is 15 lbs too heavy is fat
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>>223303573
Looks good
I had boysenberry pie today
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>>223308241
who hasn't
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>>223308244
No dude she was huge
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Karl Marx was actually very antisemitic
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fink if bowie ditched the rock opera gimmick diamond dogs would be just as respected as aladdin sane or ziggy
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>>223308242
>boomers very obviously are too old for that genre of music
is that even still applicable now
I'm 40 and I almost attended a Geordie Greep concert, but didn't when I noticed that kids below the age of 25 got a discount on their ticket
but the music Greep performs, sort of soul and post-punk, was old and tired even before I was born
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>>223308327
hearing this for the first time etc
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at the same time i do fink sum of the melodies on side b are too easy... like rock n roll wiv me and big brother 1984 too

yeh maybe only side 1 is up there truly ... but is diamond dogs any worse than watch that man?

no its not

just ironic that the sovl rock is much less ambitous on diss record dan young americans even though young americans is a much greater effort to do sovl-sounding music

its just higher quality imo

like the side b songs on diamond dogs are egood they just dont stand out and have a usp wiv exception of we are the dead which is fantastic counterpart to sweet thing on side 1
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>>223308308
i dunno but i dont fink like a huge amount of boomers were occupying raves in the 90s
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>any attacks done while both sneaking and undetected will do extra damage
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An especially attentive music journalist called Alan Parsons' Eye in the Sky yacht rock in this clickbait article I read...that was a very sharp observation, I thought
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Suffering again
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>open smartphone game app
>automatically log into six different accts
>skip ad
>scroll to bottom of eula and agree
>use all stamina
>watch ad for more stamina
>spend stamina again
>open shop
>click free useless daily item
>watch ad for meager pittance of premium shekels
>attempt dungeon
>players quit queue because power level is too low
>finally match team of other free scum bags of similar power level after 11 minutes
>fail dungeon
>open clan tab to donate daily taxes
>discover i was kicked
>message clan chieftan to ask why
>"power level is too low"
>blocked
>apply to every clan recruiting
>watch ad to close game
I need to stop this but I can't
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>>223308354
I never did a stealth build, it's way too cheap, and also boring. I prefer going in guns blazing
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amazing how s*x is some impossible task when it's been done by humans for millions of years
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>>223308376
What happened
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>>223308376
Why anon
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>>223308382
I always start out like that then whip out the stealth archer when I die
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Imagine larping as a jeetoid in a pathetic attempt at demoralization even though you're a leafcel with 0 chances of love or employment even if jeets didn't exist
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1. White people build area
2. Area becomes amazing
3. Traitors and jws move with Whites
3. Traitors and jws force nonwhites in and destroy it
4. Whites leave and build elsewhere
5. Elsewhere becomes amazing…

Whites rapidly lose territory with each ethnic cleansing iteration.
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>>223308396
Once you've been with 3 or 4 chicks the novelty is gone and the entire thing seems very routine.
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I am aggrieved that a Japanese release is among RYM's top 10 for yacht rock. While the Japs are the greatest boosters for yacht in the world and city pop had its undeniably slick moments, that album doesn't distinguish between James Brown and Michael McDonald in what it rips off from US artists. Weebs, man...
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>>223308398
>>223308401
Just constant worry and anxiety I think I have OCD I feel like I'll never be normal again
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>>223308396
hypergamy + lack of opportunities to pair bond
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>>223308417
who are you referring to?
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Pickaxe mountain. Sorry, but it's just gotta go.
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>>223308428
He knows
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Rabbi Eliezer (c.100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5]

Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..."
Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"
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>>223308425
>hypergamy
Just go for girls from immigrant backgrounds
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>American Cheese was created by a Canadian
You're welcome
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people hate on Diddy but the fact is that the average man would've gone to a Diddy party if they were invited
same with women (they would want to have sex with high status men)
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>>223308437
jews, jews never change
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>>223308453
Hawaiian pizza was created by a canadian
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>>223308458
I don't remember a single Diddy song from the MTV era, and the guy was huge, he was a major international artist. No wonder he turned to pimpin'.
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i like pokemon tcg pocket but how the fuck does it lag so much its just a card game.
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>>223308473
Bitcoin miner
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>>223308466
and we will NEVER forgive you for that heresy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhp5QyABgl8
Dan Fogelberg was a good yacht artist, he was like Kenny Loggins' roughneck country cousin
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why does new york name their high schools by number?
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>>223308514
You need to turn off youtubes auto-dox feature
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I miss him.
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>>223308495
>hawaiian pizza le bad
ok reddit
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Basketball was created by a canadian
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>>223308534
ohhh, the spy who came in from the cold over here!
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Wignatcels be like "we must keep simping for the women that made us like this and caused all of this so that this absolute state of things may never stop continuing on the earth"
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>>223308537
Who?
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It's so bloody hot!!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>223308548
Dr. Patel
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politeness was created by a canadian
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>summer
>it's hot
Well no shit
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>>223308573
>Canadians didn't invent Bud Light
I think you're still collectively reeling from that one, tho
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Thinking of subbing to an onlyfans whore
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>Drink 1 tallboy
>Feel catatonically slovenly and relaxed
>Feel so angry I hit myself a couple times
>Feel sick to my stomach
Every month or so I have to learn this again
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>>223308596
i mean it's just 10 bucks a month
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>>223308600
>Feel catatonically Slovenly and relaxed
the story of my life...
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fapped to nicole doshi.
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>>223308611
way to bug like
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my dick is in my hand
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>>223308582
hurtful but true
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>>223308611
umm..why?
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>>223308596
smarten up, son
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>>223308596
I pushed all thoughts of that out of my mind when I learned people at banks and car dealerships and whoever gets your history all make fun of you when they see Onlyfans in your statements
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>>223308611
must have been down bad
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SO MUCH THUNDER
NOT A SINGLE DROP OF RAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>223308652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-hKBmTAADo
HEY, BOY, BETTER BRING THAT CHICK AROUND
TO THE SAD, SAD TRUTH, THE DIRTY LOWDOWN
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my dick is turning orange
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>>223308695
What are your dick's thoughts on Iran?
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>>223308695
The Santa Clause, only you're becoming Drumpf
which is awful, since the guy must be 80
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>>223308702
>All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/.
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Listening to Slipknot whaddup wiggers
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>>223308726
I heard Slipknot songs on MTV all the time back when but I think they just sucked so I never remembered a single one, unlike Bizkit and Linkin Park, which are embedded in my brain to this day
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the jews are putting something in the water that makes me pee
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I'm one of the few people on earth with a functioning brain
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might file false reports to the jannys
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>>223308756
that's a bannable offense, and we don't like bannable offenses here
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>>223308751
the guy must've been crazy sweaty, and a bit dizzy, too...but I guess the did it for da skrilla
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>>223308738
i like their slower stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T6vdak5Qoo
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>>223308774
PWHOA

Cutetingtong dogberg
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>>223308738
>he prefers LB and LP to Slipknot
Bizarre.
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>>223308779
bruh, this is folkier than the folkiest of Pearl Jam
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>>223308747
Have fun being miserable fucko
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Suh dooh
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>>223308747
Same. I'm surrounded by idiots on a daily basis.
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>People Equals Shit
Very profound, Corey.
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What would you do if you won $1 million?
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>>223308793
I used to hate nu metal, it was subconscious, cause when you're an adolescent your brain is like a sponge. Though when I found out about Wayne Static through 4chan (never saw a single Static X vid on Euro MTV), I said to myself what a guy! What a character!
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>>223308843
Put it on black
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>>223308850
I'm not really a fan of nu metal I just like a few Slipknot songs. I never thought of Linkin Park as nu metal btw.
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>>223308843
that's not much these days
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>>223308642
>>223308672
why do you say that?
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I really like 50 Cent. Or as we call him in Zimbabwe, 4 trillion dollars.
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this thread stinks
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>>223308901
Get rich quick or die trying to remove the currency from the national bank (in a Heat-like shootout (Zimbabwean women have GREAT ASS!))
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>>223308876
looks weird and not someone I'd fap to
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>>223308913
>>
The greaseball whom Viggo Mortensen plays in the 2018 movie The Green Book was dead by then, but in his later years he had been an actor and played Carmine Lupertazzi, sr. on The Sopranos.
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I’ve seen like five mid white girls with dysgenic jeets
wtf am i missing
>>
Why do American gas stations resemble amusement parks?
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>>223308941
I've never seen that before, it's almost as great as pic related. Almost.
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i really like stone sour's first album but their other albums are shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vLaUCnNKeU
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Al Pacino said his portrayal in Heat was that of a coke-addicted police detective true to character acting - Michael Mann never made any such request. Personally, I think Pacino was doing a lot of coke just then.
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Korn is nu metal
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>>223308964
so you don't have to to go the jeetstation
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>>223309034
I get Korn & Limp Bizkit confused all the time.
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mommy whyyyy?!
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I like the captcha. You get to play a free lil puzzle before you call someone a slur.
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democracy haha
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>>223308774
goober-coded
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>Senator Rick Scott wants Americans to work 7 days a week
Wew good fucking luck
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I DON'T WANNA BE BURIED IN A PET SEMATARY
I DON'T WANNA LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN
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What did she mean by this?
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>>223309111
There's no answer to these, they generate a ton of comments guessing nonsense which is read as engagement
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>>223309097
at the local pool where I live they used to play this song over and again for years and years, decades, even, straight from the loudspeakers high up on this great big pole. I guess an Otto from Simpsons-like character worked there and did that to dump on his culturally more primitive countrymen.
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>serbian fish are posting in /cum/
grim.
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You will be trans
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>>223309155
you read those thetans, Tommy boy!
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>>223309133
You must collect her pages
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i look and smell like shrek
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Do you like yummy food in your belly?
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Don’t worry kitten
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>>223308713
>>223308713
>>223308713
>>223308713
Seriously this, we don't like political discussions in /cum/.
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>>223309215
I had spare ribs from the cheapo supermarket today
it was all bone
though the rest tasted like a better doner kebab
it wasn't half bad, tho it was half a meal
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taters n porkchops
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>>223309303
i like your plate and fork...
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>>223309337
's muh fine china n silver from shartmart
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>>223309303
i have those plates
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>>223309215
yes i do
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>>223309303
Should have seared the porkchop
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Gaining a clue
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lamb chop for me
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Jeet at the gas station had a heavy accent but also sounded extremely fruity and said "helloooo saar~ and how are you doing today? mmmmm?" And I resonded "I'm good you?" But I was flustered because I wasn't expecting that voice out of him and so I said it in a bit of a higher pitched way and I think he thought I was mocking him because he seemed a bit sullen and less friendly after and now I feel like I need to never go there again or to go and apologize and explain that I'm autistic and have a Jordan Peterson-esque mouse voice and that I wasn't mocking him but if he doesn't think I was mocking him to begin with then this would surely just make things worse
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Millennials be like
>Late stage capitalism is killing the average American worker, This is my Marx Funko pop collection btw
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What are your thoughts on jimothy the racoon?
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>>223309369
purdy much er'one got these plates round these parts

>>223309382
donchu critis size muh momma's cookin now.
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>>223309429
damn, early to mid 70's David Bowie, you androgynous!
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>>223309432
seinfeld-esque dilemma
>>
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>>223309432
My gas station has a card reader that doesn't accept pin numbers of any card, the owner told me it's broken, but his staff don't know about it and don't know enough english to help, so I paid in cash today
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I'm a veteran of the war on drugs.
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>>223309482
On the side of drugs, I presume.
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>>223309482
I'm a veteran of freaking out when there's a ring at the door, myan!
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>>223309482
Served under lieutenant reefer myself
>>
Thread weed theme
https://youtu.be/8PqA0ekm1R8
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Freud's diagnosis goes something like this: Hanz is a 7 year old who is terrified about going outside, this is because Hanz wants to have sex with his mother and the horses outside remind him of his father. No joke that's how a lot them go.
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i want to face reveal so i can be known and loved like jason but theyd probably been me for nsfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv171aPc05w
all these people online, their idea of yacht is cynical, maybe even reactionary. It is the AI algo that brings the tight, supple, horn-driven, jazz fusion but without the noodling action to the fore, it is it I have to thank for my yacht obsession.
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I would face reveal but I am literally and unironically a 35 year old dad bod (my getting fat cope) chud who's going downhill fast
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>>223309436
phwoar excellent post
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>>223309498
Lmao good one
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Give me gock or give me death!
>>
You will never get the chance to creampie some Aussie girl
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I would not face reveal
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just went out for a smoke and a little baby racoon walked up to me :)
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>>223309569
Was it jimothy?
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time for my annual work crashout about corporate america
(late night, come home, WORK SUCKS, I KNOW)
i wonder what exciting circumstances await me on the other side of this year's clusterfuck
>>
What I think best illustrates the yacht rock spirit is Donald Fagen cracking up while telling the Yacht Rock docu guy to go fuck himself for saying the word on the phone. It is a freebooting, individualist form of pop despite its highly stylized musical form, one that was never even all that popular.
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Cope in the way they mean isn't even a noun.
Cope can be a noun but that has a completely different meaning. A cope is like a cloak or canopy. It has nothing to do with the verb coping.
Also crashing out is retarded zoomer slang.
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sisyphus definitely not happy pushing that rock uphill for eternity
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>>223309303
have you talked to a medical professional about clinical depression
because that meal is the physical representation of having lost all hope
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>>223309599
are you going to murder me?
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Yacht rock isn't even good. Why did dumb tik tok zoomers bring it back.
If you want boomer music there is much better stuff to choose from
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>>223309629
Nolan is ugly. His face looks really weird and his hairline sucks.
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>>223309644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9uaBqvRtA
if I were a true yacht rocker I'd just sing SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOO in your ear real loudly. Also, Brett Easton Ellis is NOT a psychiatrist.
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>>223309599
> Steely Dan
for moi, it's Dirty Work
> I'M A FOOOOOOL TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK
> OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH
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hi
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One time in high school biology we were taking a test. All of the sudden the black girl who sat in front of me goes Oh my GAH. This nigga so STOO-PID. She was talking about the hamster that lived in the classroom. She then went back to working on her test and nobody so much as acknowledged what happened. I still think about it sometimes. I wonder what the hamster did, maybe he really was a stupid nigga.
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Speaking of drugs, not a single addictive substance has really made its way into habit for me and I'm embarrassed that I can't do anything compulsively except coom. Gooners have no swag. I don't want to be a coomer for the rest of my life and seeing old coomers scares the shit out of me. However
>alcohol
Tastes bad. Puts me in a good and jolly mood but then gives me a headache the next day if I try and extend the feeling. Never felt compelled to drink.
>cigarettes
I coughed my lungs up the first time I took a drag on one. It felt like I swallowed fire and was very unpleasant. Felt nothing from it.
>adderall
Just gave a slight feeling of industriousness and productivity to ordinary activity. Never felt compelled to go over the prescribed dose and never took it after 3pm.
>nicotine gum/patches
Some eceleb Alex Hormozi said it 'was like an adderall' for him. I didn't mind the effect of adderall but was annoyed by the price and the legal rigamarole, so I tried the nicotine gum. It just made my throat itch and made me slightly irritable.

However, in purely narcissistic fashion terms at absolute face value, I think there's something cool about substances. Smokers have an air of pyromancy about them. Alcoholics are like profound and deep people, like Dostoevsky characters. The meth people call to mind alchemy labs/apothecary, it's steampunk. Chewing tobacco makes me think about musketeers wearing tricorns. Gluttons are, while smelly, big, and unsanitary, not necessarily the case, they're big and jolly just with huge appetites.

I'm just...none of those things even in possibility, coomers are just simply retards, and can't even talk about it without becoming even more of an embarrassment than what they already are. There's nothing fashionable or profound about a retard. I guess I could lean into simplicity, but the complexity of all my bullshit doesn't match the aesthetic. The BEST I could hope for would be to become a local schizo.

:(
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
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>>223309661
Terrible song. Just awful. That's what I mean. Yacht rock is absolute trash.
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>>223309665
up high
down low
in the middle
TOO SLOW
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Star Treatment
Four Out of Five
One Point Perspective
American Sports

She Looks Like Fun
Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Batphone
Ultracheese
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>>223309660
so you are going to kill me
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You know maybe he was on to something the world would be better if everyone just shut up and did what they were supposed to do
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Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.

Keep your mouth free of perversity: keep corrupt talk far from your lips.

Let your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you.

Give careful thought to the paths for your feet and be steadfast in all your ways.

Do not turn to the right or the left; keep your foot from evil.
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>>223309679
I checked out Michael McDonald's Facebook page, the guy is still very active, he's trying to be this elder authority cause of all the attention he's been getting but really he's just this midwit with a booming voice. Yacht rock failed, much like punk rock in its original form failed.
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>>223309676
And I forgot to mention I also tried vaping. I coughed my lungs up as before with the cigarette, but then I also came down with sickness, possibly from germs from the vape that I borrowed to take a hit from.

I've also tried smoking weed, and it did nothing. I tried a weed gummy and it made me feel a bit contemplative but nothing compelling enough to walk all the way to a cannabis store to try again.
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>>223309691
I've never killed a man
I've never killed a ghoul
But I can rock out on a yacht
In the middle of school
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qakSasmL0
gotta post a nub off of this album I've been listening to 5 times a day for the past 3 weeks
it's a yacht rock odyssey, these guys had played with the best bluesmen and jazzmen at once, they were a crack team of musicians that put Toto to shame
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEazu-hWDKw
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NO MR. KITTINGTONSTEIN

I EXPECT YOU TO DIE
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Favorite onlyfans whore deleted all her nudes on reddit and redgifs and rebranded as a fucking feet account
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Got left on read again #kms
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>>223309676
>>223309702
sucks to suck normiebro
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The beaver toils building dams but he doesn't complain because he loves building them
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Wow its literally me
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/cum/ bingo night is tomorrow. You guys going?
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>>223309815
so to speak (I'll be betting on hyperliquid instead)
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>>223309815
hell yeah
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/cum/ watching jerma night is tonight
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>>223309815
I can't make it. I have /cum/ movie night around that time. anyone going?
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I’m thinking of starting a podcast
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OI M8 GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR TV LOICENSE
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oh great he's a crypto schizoid
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Watched Final Destination Bloodlines it was ridiculous and funny
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>>223309854
you're a NUMPTY you are, never seen a bint with sooch a bollocks cap, lady!
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>>223309814
these are my favorite types to hook up with tbqh. its a lot easier to get them to call you the n word
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yacht rock was in fact invented by the beach boys

Sloop John B?

California Girls?

also special shoutout

to the record Wild Honey such as title track and the stevie wondee cover forget the name
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Do you enjoy a buffet?
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the Brit is a bot btw
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>>223309893
I love the HELL out of Sloop John B, but it is too sunny even for Kenny Loggins. Yacht rock, in essence, is doomy, or else it's lustful.
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Good Vibrations?

yacht rock

also

charles manson song "look at your game girl"
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>>223309909
yacht rock is pensive and forlorn, it's more Nick Drake than the Beach Boys, despite the latter's vocal harmonies having a huge impact on the genre
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWIgEtkE3GA
one of the more optimistic yacht tracks is of course Toto's perfect, flawless, utterly weird Georgy Porgy. Not the deep note of yearning and loss that the singer relates, tho.
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im back
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saturday, in the park
i think it was the fourth of july
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*note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWIgEtkE3GA
or indeed this great coup by Bobby Caldwell...I don't think McCartney was ever on this much of a bummer on a track
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>>223309961
that has to be a stressful job
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>>223309930
pensive forlornful
ummm have you heard pet sounds
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>>223309984
Looks easy
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>>223309991
yeah but what if you get shot
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>>223309907
abs in fact sloop john b

is clearly

a depressing song

look at the lyrics

its about alienation on holiday
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>>223309695
There's a fine line between being sure and being stubborn
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>>223309999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWIgEtkE3GA
forgot to post you the Bobby Caldwell
do check it out, the guitar duel at the end is an earnest attempt to rock the fucking Copacabana
also, checked
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twice in a row now! I love Georgy Porgy, it's one of my favorite songs, but YT has issues. Here it goes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKfSPTUNWqw
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Ate too much pasta
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUuppC6nR0I
for whom it may concern, Don Fagen loved Laura Nyro when she was this female piano Dylan. Years later, Laura got into yacht, too, it's almost an overload of ironic, slick, jazzy, dynamic 70's pop, perhaps better than much of Steely Dan.
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pooped out too much pasta
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2kD3U5KRo
maybe it's 'to'
but Laura Nyro was yacht dynamite
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>>223309961
butter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h9sG9yDMNs
I dare you to find a Van Morrison song this jazzy!
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Sipped some of mom's wine while she wasn't looking
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>>223310232
I emptied my parents' alco stash several stash over the years...but I ain't like that no more
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*stash several times over the years
here's some perfectly breezy yacht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MUTkduF7Y
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btw, I listened to Marvin Gaye's What's Going On recently, thinking to find some sort of font of soul music authenticity, but really, it was just some stoned negroes doing outtakes on a certain track...on record. I was shocked, because Mercy, Mercy Me is just the best track in the world.
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>>223309984
>>223309991
>>223309997
it's not always easy bein sleazy
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Don't play mind games with me
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>>223310347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXx6RDzR6eM
tho everyone in the know knows that the best track in the world is really Let's Stay Together's melding of gentle folk music with urbane soul, goddamn, that just drips aura, as the youngins say
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Today I discovered that Sam Hyde has an entire let's play channel, literally tens of hours of content for me to watch
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more like let's gay
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why so dead? its not even that late in the night
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Now, one man in history who deffo cannot be considered an incel chud is Peter Frampton, for he released a record entitled 'I'm In You'
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>>223310438
Everyone is edging their posts for the new thread
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>>223310362



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