big long pointy creps edish
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
Too many spiders in my house!!
>>223311381if only you had some long creps to skewer them
>>223311399rip anne widdecombe
>>223309863these are real things in mexico and they unironically think they look really cool in a non-goofy way
Goodnight /brit/
have to toil again todaysick of it
hello
>>223311439good night x>>223311491good morning x
quite stylish
>>223311503morning xx
>>223311516>>223311555*watches*
Seattle was HOT in the 90s. HOT hot. You don't hear about it now. No one visits. No one's ever been.
>>223311591i've been
They call me the poo slimer
>>223311599Show it to me on a map then
Was wondering why the frisbee seemed to be getting bigger, then it hit me.
I am losing my mind
Rest my case
>>223311629one good one then one bad one, the windows way
Wish I could find the image of a guy playing chess online and he's moved all of his pawns one square forward and he looks very pleased
>>223311629did you make the ai a snarky millennial or something
>>223311637it wants me to use powertools to rename for some reason>>223311654yes
>>223311617
how do i make my ballsack more loose and droopey
>>223311671orchiectomy
haha
>>223311683uhhhh
>>223311671get it stuck in one of these
>>223311689:3
why do cats go mental after doing a poo
>>223311693looks like the sort of thing a chinaman would get stuck in before being crushed to death
>>223311699ancestral memory
The Black Death was only 13 50 year olds ago
hey baby I hear the poos a callingate tossed salad and scrambled eggsshite stylishand maybe I need a bigger pooyeah maybebut ive just been peggedha hahaha haaaand I don't know how to poo those tossed salad and scrambled eggsoh, sharted again!what is a boy to do?
We get raped on the reg
will you play the witcher 3 expansion?
I'm so gay, my arse is a truck stop for cock.
>>223311821
>>223311385little green man in the club
>>223311629wish somebody would tell me im fine
woke up horny you best stay out of my way
Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation 749
Sex with Peter Griffin
shapoopy lol
Willy looks big in the bathroom mirror but small on my phone camera. Thinking it must be something to do with the lens or my thighs because I am certain 7 inches looks bigger than that.
wahey!
Bro is not 7 inches
Roz is so fit
Constant bean intake
>>223311629just press f2 how much more obvious does it need to be? been that way for like 30 years
>>223311976I measured it la
>>223311733my grandad remembers it well
>>223311993You measured wrong
it fucking thursday
>>223312003You're just jealous, Jareer
willy is 5 inches but quite thick (not sure of it in iches)
>>223312023Mine is 0 inches because I have a vagina
>>223312033bombaclart!!!!
>>223312033um hi x
>>223312033Is it pink
morningI called in the headquarters and told them I'll need another 2 days
One of my favourite Frasier lines:>Frasier: Come Niles, you're a great brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.>Niles: Thank you Frasier, you're a great brother too.
>>223312063long weekend then?get in!
>>223312033asl?
>>223312075well thats a niles line isn't ithe has some great ones
haven't seen a rorkepost in a minute
Just had a dream about cheating on my gf lads
>>223312124I seen one right now
americans be like yeah my name preston plambeck
>>223312095yeah, the only reason I'm able to do that is because I never take sick days, otherwise I would be pushing it but they owe me cause I save they asses when they were all sick for 2 weeks last winter
>>223312075>Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you>Niles: A gesture that becomes less significant with each passing year
>>223312123LOL
>>223312063not good lad AI bot waiting in the wings to take your job
can you believe there are people who enjoy dubai
>>223312205Yeah
>>223312075just not funny is it
I'm taking matters into my own paws
>>223312205people enjoy all kinds of shite
>>223312137my favourite american name is Creg Gram
>>223312205A few of my mates from school are constantly in Dubai or Bali Imagine being a rich bastard but you're so retarded you can only think of spending your money in Dubai
>>223312169Nah, it can't take my job at least in the next 10 years. It requires a human and personal contact/communication. >>223312205It's mostly women, mom and grandma went 10 years ago and said they liked it
>>223312205Razz loves jewbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKg_8swvcJk
>>223312205seethe on
>>223312249cute
>>223312216I just said it's funny.
*makes loud pooing noises from the /brit/ bogs*
>>223312265Who's the fittie
got a snotty nose
>>223312265corr looks fuckin mint x
look at my tiny penis
40g protein down the hatch
Can we start posting please ffs
>>223312359No
going oo arr
ooh shut that door
>>223312315gay ass nigga fuck wrong with you
have to go to work now
>>223311438big boots were a thing in mediaeval europe toomexicans took the middleagespill and are plantagenetmaxxing for additional kino (they were kino anyway thanks to aztecs and cartels)
https://x.com/AwayDaysFB/status/2080006983491481793
And so to toil.
>>223312385im a woman lol
corrr yes. skyscrapers, building sites and 45C heat. lush mate
>>223312393
>>223312389it not right
mad how only i can change my life but i cant do anything myself and rely on other people to do everything for me
an indian girl for every englishman
>>223312427thought about not being a pathetic runt?
>>223312425whys she sad in that pic
>>223312424this is heartwarming
>>223312424the black lads are cheering on the white kid tho
>>223312460im not eating her pussy
>>223312392
>>223312424how does leftypol explain this
>>223312460a stupid slag was talking bollocks
>>223312483easy. it's the white lads' fault
>>223312470they just love violence and react like wild animals
>>223312444i learn to drive for she!!
>>223312444love the pretty ones
activeeee
Feeling extremely hungover this morning
Sun trying her best this morning
poo
>>223312502yet if they jumped the white boy you would come up with another excuse to justify your hatred
>>223312542me driving the bus
>>223312528bit gay
taking my bodybuilder back to the shop because it's ripped.
>>223312455yeh but nobody else can help me
nth for the gyaldem
I was wanking to a video compilation of close ups of women's fannies and was all hot and bothered thinking about spaffing in them, then I nutted and became IMMEDIATELY disgusted by the very idea of a fanny. Very strange when that happens.
>>223312556could have done this country a big favour
>>223312578what a munter
Went to my auntie’s funeral yesterday and her husband wake after. Was extremely pissed in a cocktail bar and my cousins started banging on about pakis at the top of their lungs
mad how the astral realm is full of gods but they're not the one true god, wonder why its like that
>>223312639theres only one god pal
Sir Keir Sir Keir...?
>>223312625he couldn't get out of bed before his own wife's funeral? lazy bastard
>>223312578love them
Woke up and my willys all bigMust've been dreaming about sexy ladies again! xD
>>223312666god is different to the gods
>>223312672gay
>>223312611cap>>223312670xx
>>223312692not cap, you're just a porn addicted freak so you find any woman who gets her tits out attractive
nigga really woke up and went straight to his egirl porn folderbrain completely cooked
>>223312692maybe the most pointless webm of all time
>>223312700porn addiction tends to do the opposite, makes your attractions more narrow
pooBC
>>223312444>>223312503Imagine how many of her driving students she has fucked.
>>223312700>>223312712porn rotten runts think girl dancing is porn, bet you lot ran straight to the toilets at prom and wanked your willies
>>223312749Probably zero. Real life isn’t a porn video
Got 0 interests or hobbies outside of 4chan (not a hobby) my life is an utter waste
https://youtu.be/OqKh6c5izQg
>>223312815screech ktim ktim ktim
just pick something youre interested in and go for it
big burnham is making lots of changes that seem good at face value, have to wonder where he plans on raising the money for it though
>Got 0 interests>Just pick something you're interested in
