big long pointy creps edish
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
Too many spiders in my house!!
>>223311381if only you had some long creps to skewer them
>>223311399rip anne widdecombe
>>223309863these are real things in mexico and they unironically think they look really cool in a non-goofy way
Goodnight /brit/
have to toil again todaysick of it
hello
>>223311439good night x>>223311491good morning x
quite stylish
>>223311503morning xx
>>223311516>>223311555*watches*
Seattle was HOT in the 90s. HOT hot. You don't hear about it now. No one visits. No one's ever been.
>>223311591i've been
They call me the poo slimer
>>223311599Show it to me on a map then
Was wondering why the frisbee seemed to be getting bigger, then it hit me.
I am losing my mind
Rest my case
>>223311629one good one then one bad one, the windows way
Wish I could find the image of a guy playing chess online and he's moved all of his pawns one square forward and he looks very pleased
>>223311629did you make the ai a snarky millennial or something
>>223311637it wants me to use powertools to rename for some reason>>223311654yes
>>223311617
how do i make my ballsack more loose and droopey
>>223311671orchiectomy
haha
>>223311683uhhhh
>>223311671get it stuck in one of these
>>223311689:3
why do cats go mental after doing a poo
>>223311693looks like the sort of thing a chinaman would get stuck in before being crushed to death
>>223311699ancestral memory
The Black Death was only 13 50 year olds ago
hey baby I hear the poos a callingate tossed salad and scrambled eggsshite stylishand maybe I need a bigger pooyeah maybebut ive just been peggedha hahaha haaaand I don't know how to poo those tossed salad and scrambled eggsoh, sharted again!what is a boy to do?
We get raped on the reg
will you play the witcher 3 expansion?
I'm so gay, my arse is a truck stop for cock.
>>223311821
>>223311385little green man in the club
>>223311629wish somebody would tell me im fine
woke up horny you best stay out of my way
Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation 749
Sex with Peter Griffin
shapoopy lol
Willy looks big in the bathroom mirror but small on my phone camera. Thinking it must be something to do with the lens or my thighs because I am certain 7 inches looks bigger than that.
wahey!
Bro is not 7 inches
Roz is so fit
Constant bean intake
>>223311629just press f2 how much more obvious does it need to be? been that way for like 30 years
>>223311976I measured it la
>>223311733my grandad remembers it well
>>223311993You measured wrong
it fucking thursday
>>223312003You're just jealous, Jareer
willy is 5 inches but quite thick (not sure of it in iches)
>>223312023Mine is 0 inches because I have a vagina
>>223312033bombaclart!!!!
>>223312033um hi x
>>223312033Is it pink
morningI called in the headquarters and told them I'll need another 2 days
One of my favourite Frasier lines:>Frasier: Come Niles, you're a great brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.>Niles: Thank you Frasier, you're a great brother too.
>>223312063long weekend then?get in!
>>223312033asl?
>>223312075well thats a niles line isn't ithe has some great ones
haven't seen a rorkepost in a minute
Just had a dream about cheating on my gf lads
>>223312124I seen one right now
americans be like yeah my name preston plambeck
>>223312095yeah, the only reason I'm able to do that is because I never take sick days, otherwise I would be pushing it but they owe me cause I save they asses when they were all sick for 2 weeks last winter
>>223312075>Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you>Niles: A gesture that becomes less significant with each passing year
>>223312123LOL
>>223312063not good lad AI bot waiting in the wings to take your job
can you believe there are people who enjoy dubai
>>223312205Yeah
>>223312075just not funny is it
I'm taking matters into my own paws
>>223312205people enjoy all kinds of shite
>>223312137my favourite american name is Creg Gram
>>223312205A few of my mates from school are constantly in Dubai or Bali Imagine being a rich bastard but you're so retarded you can only think of spending your money in Dubai
>>223312169Nah, it can't take my job at least in the next 10 years. It requires a human and personal contact/communication. >>223312205It's mostly women, mom and grandma went 10 years ago and said they liked it
>>223312205Razz loves jewbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKg_8swvcJk
>>223312205seethe on
>>223312249cute
>>223312216I just said it's funny.
*makes loud pooing noises from the /brit/ bogs*
>>223312265Who's the fittie
got a snotty nose
>>223312265corr looks fuckin mint x
look at my tiny penis
40g protein down the hatch
Can we start posting please ffs
>>223312359No
going oo arr
ooh shut that door
>>223312315gay ass nigga fuck wrong with you
have to go to work now
>>223311438big boots were a thing in mediaeval europe toomexicans took the middleagespill and are plantagenetmaxxing for additional kino (they were kino anyway thanks to aztecs and cartels)
https://x.com/AwayDaysFB/status/2080006983491481793
And so to toil.
>>223312385im a woman lol
corrr yes. skyscrapers, building sites and 45C heat. lush mate
>>223312393
>>223312389it not right
mad how only i can change my life but i cant do anything myself and rely on other people to do everything for me
an indian girl for every englishman
>>223312427thought about not being a pathetic runt?
>>223312425whys she sad in that pic
>>223312424this is heartwarming
>>223312424the black lads are cheering on the white kid tho
>>223312460im not eating her pussy
>>223312392
>>223312424how does leftypol explain this
>>223312460a stupid slag was talking bollocks
>>223312483easy. it's the white lads' fault
>>223312470they just love violence and react like wild animals
>>223312444i learn to drive for she!!
>>223312444love the pretty ones
activeeee
Feeling extremely hungover this morning
Sun trying her best this morning
poo
>>223312502yet if they jumped the white boy you would come up with another excuse to justify your hatred
>>223312542me driving the bus
>>223312528bit gay
taking my bodybuilder back to the shop because it's ripped.
>>223312455yeh but nobody else can help me
nth for the gyaldem
I was wanking to a video compilation of close ups of women's fannies and was all hot and bothered thinking about spaffing in them, then I nutted and became IMMEDIATELY disgusted by the very idea of a fanny. Very strange when that happens.
>>223312556could have done this country a big favour
>>223312578what a munter
Went to my auntie’s funeral yesterday and her husband wake after. Was extremely pissed in a cocktail bar and my cousins started banging on about pakis at the top of their lungs
mad how the astral realm is full of gods but they're not the one true god, wonder why its like that
>>223312639theres only one god pal
Sir Keir Sir Keir...?
>>223312625he couldn't get out of bed before his own wife's funeral? lazy bastard
>>223312578love them
Woke up and my willys all bigMust've been dreaming about sexy ladies again! xD
>>223312666god is different to the gods
>>223312672gay
>>223312611cap>>223312670xx
>>223312692not cap, you're just a porn addicted freak so you find any woman who gets her tits out attractive
nigga really woke up and went straight to his egirl porn folderbrain completely cooked
>>223312692maybe the most pointless webm of all time
>>223312700porn addiction tends to do the opposite, makes your attractions more narrow
pooBC
>>223312444>>223312503Imagine how many of her driving students she has fucked.
>>223312700>>223312712porn rotten runts think girl dancing is porn, bet you lot ran straight to the toilets at prom and wanked your willies
>>223312749Probably zero. Real life isn’t a porn video
Got 0 interests or hobbies outside of 4chan (not a hobby) my life is an utter waste
https://youtu.be/OqKh6c5izQg
>>223312815screech ktim ktim ktim
just pick something youre interested in and go for it
big burnham is making lots of changes that seem good at face value, have to wonder where he plans on raising the money for it though
>Got 0 interests>Just pick something you're interested in
>>223312849>>223312838i liek to make spotify playlists
mad how the government could have just increased tax on boomers 20-30 years ago when people actually had disposable income and would have been able to tolerate it especially with it going towards investment in our country, instead they let corporations bleed them dry
>>223312849ought to lock you in an empty padded room for eternity, ungrateful little insect
I'll eat Emma Watson's poo.
watching a top gear special as I nurse my hangover
then he journeyed for a long waysshe was never in his mindcame he home to just a memoryfor the lady she had died!take good care of time to sow your own true seed-the summer's end will bring your leaving!
>>223312897haha good job you've got a day off work isn't it lad
>>223312911...yh
>>223312815not a waste if you're doing what you love is it :)
>>223312788Real life is a porn video because you get fucked every day.
>>223312788not true i actually had sex with her so
>>223312926no you didn't. stop lying
>Tokyo urges men to wear shorts to work, but women say it's 'leg hair harassment'sc
>>223312899hey Slovenia, who was the boyfriend of Arthur Russel that you shared the other day with an album that came out recently?
i gave a woman from my office a lift back during the heat wave cus the bus was too hot. soon as i parked in the garage, i turned the car off, pulled her seat all the way back, and wanked myself off while sniffing her seat. yes she did leave a stench and it was lush.
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>>223312992proud of that are you
>>223312987the guy called himself Nirosta Steel, that is a fine album
>>223313011Thank you
>>223312992
>>223313006no but i was impossibly horny just by being in the same enclosed space as muchclosest i've been to having sex
get the subcontinent nuked already
>>223312992I did something similar with a friend but in the end we ended up hooking up
pulled another all nighter, the tabs aren't decreasing fast enough
>>223312221again??
>>223313050acid?
>>223312249wowzer whos that
>>223313058nah google chrome
rorke's daugter
>>223312849bet nick and dave had a reet laugh when they were in government together
>>223313064too skinny
gangam style about to hit 1 billion views!!!!!
>>223313050>>223313071this is meneed to sort them out but there's just too many
I have monkey like leg hair
right well that's two women in the office signed off with mental health problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWzWLgxbzE
>>223313074what a beautiful lady
>>223313074this is a bait post so she can have loads of people call her dad fit
if I won the lottery wouldn’t even flaunt it just live in a normal house drive a normal car no one would know
might get mental health problems
changed rorke drinking dragon stout
corrr need one of these nigerian ‘student’ gfs me bet they’re be itching for a yt visa bf good wives too i imagine
>>223313126i would never be seen in the flesh ever again
>>223313125gay battyman
>>223313133What does that mean like
>>223313098britain cries out for universal state subsidised adderall
>>223313074lass looks full black to me, dad might be a berber or her mother's egg is strong
just hungovershould probably just go back to bed
Dr William Luther Pierce died 24 years ago today.Rest in peace, cosmic magician.
>>223313133ktimhidden cottage in the countryside with a half mile garden surrounding it. food deliveries left at the front gate.
reckon billie eilish definitely wants it (from me)
listening to radio 3
>>223313155that's the norm. white genes for face and skin colour phenotypes are recessive so a black and white couple usually has a black looking baby.
jobby
>>223313177i have radio 3 on in the car. i've never switched station since buying this car 5 years ago.
>>223313173she should post booba, I'm really attracted to her
at toil
Fella i went to uni with is living the actual tragic life of a medieval peasentDad died in the pandemic. Lives with his entire extended family including disabled sister. Knocked up a girl he shotgun married then she fucking died in childbirth along with the baby.
mum got me this “proper” honey from Greece but it’s grim tastes and smells like cough medicine
>>223313199liar
>>223313207bro will die from cholera
>>223313210is it thyme honey or maybe pine honey? is it really dark?
>>223313207:(
>>223313207he's a murderer. killed the dad. got away with it in lockdown. tried killing the sister but just retarded her. killed wife when he found out she wouldnt have abortion
>>223313210greece doesnt have real bees
>>223313232Yeah it’s thyme honey I just checked
>>223313071why do you need so many tabs openonly ever got 2 or 3 on the go at once me
>>223313207SHEEET
>>223313207Jesus Christ :(
all honey taste the same to metried that expensive hanukkah honey and it was the same as the bottom shelf stuff
>>223313245Interesting, it's one of my favorites, do you like thyme?
Mad how ancient greeks thought bees were created by rotting flesh
>>223313207At that point u just have to laugh like
rape-seed honey
>>223313207scfeam
>>223313251adhdberg on a mad one, I will save thousands of pics and keep opening tabs
>>223313207Insanely tragic story :(
Adolf Hitler Funko Pop
in around 3 years you will see me posting here but with an American flag that will be because I will have moved to America
>>223312578What's up with the dancing?
>>223313280Fuuuck this was an xfiles episode
>>223313280If you're ever in this situation remember humans can run faster than bees can fly. Maybe not him but most humans.
Take a good look at Emma Watson's undergooch.
>>223313313they seem like they have a good relationship but then again rorke is a changed man and takes cares of his black qween
>>223313301This won't happen. You'll still be posting from your smeggy childhood bedroom and wanking to anime.
>>223313323why would she go topless at a public beach
why dont they sell calendars where the picture for the month is just the page of the calendar for a completely different month?
>>223313326rorkes good ending
>>223313333No it will happen it will I said it will
>>223313335it's a free country rorke
>>223313335womanbrain
>>223313311girlie likes to move with the music
>>223313313jeffrey epstein
>>223313335cause she's ugly with terrible mosquito bite tits
>>223313336if you came up with this joke yourself, well done. steven wright tier.
>>223313315Bees just want you to piss off away from their queen or hive so running away is giving them what they wantYou want to give those yellow bastards what they want?
bees killed my nan she couldn't run away fast enough
hate the world and everything in it except for some things x
>>223313369I can return with protective gear and a flamethrower.
i want to move to floridaseems like crazy shit is always going on there
>>223313279He's locked in and got a law degree and postgraduate certificate and he was kind of dumb so its definitely hardended him
if bees come after you just hit them twice with any weapon
cosplaying as the manager for the rest of the week. i just let everyone do whatever they want
>>223313396blud thinking he’d add poison damage
>>223313345Let's set reality aside for a moment then and imagine that you'll do something to achieve this. How are you planning to get a green card? As far as I'm aware the US government isn't accepting applications from jobless dossers at the moment.
>>223313367TierBut how did you know i was called steven?
Porn ads everywhere on this site these days but you can’t even post a tit
The chinky handing out branded calendarsYou don't see that much anymore do you
>>223313416SCREAM
you hear that story about a woman who got bit by a tick and developed some infection which turned into cancer, the doctors gave her 4 months to live cause she didn't want to do radiation or chemo so one day she went out and stumbled upon a bee hive and they all stung her probably hundreds if not a thousand times....she didn't go to the doctor and just went to a room to die but she got better and the cancer went into remission
>>223313417Course they are. Have you even heard of h1b?
>>223313417Go there and find a wife. Stop being so hateful. Also I’m not jobless
2h30 flight to Stockholm today, what film should I download?
>>223313439In Bruges
>>223313439daisy's destruction
good morning celeb gooners!
>>223313427Absolute fffff... nonsenseWhere have you hear that, the internet again?Play a record
>>223313439House MD
>>223313439and exactly what business do you have in stockholm?
>>223313439the young poisoner's handbook
>>223313427you believe any old shite bulglad but you're alri
don't think most people are capable of feeling empathy
>>223313447LMAO POOOOORNNNNN LOL LMAO I LOVE PORRRRRRRRNN LAMO!
>>223313447:/
>>223313439>>223313451I think there was an article in the BBC, give a goog
>>223313439brazil (1985)
>>223313439Pretty Baby
>>223313446Seen it, great film but don't fancy watching it again>>223313456This sounds good thanks>>223313453Wedding this weekend
>>223313439hail mary
>>223313460I didn't say I believe it, I was wondering if you lads heard this story, they are researching Apitoxin which is the bee venom for a potential cancer treatment btw
>>223313463wouldn't call it porn tbf
big crabs in a bucket mentality in here from some of you
>LAMO
>>223313491seen it have you?
>>223313502no but i know what it is
hi
On today's in flight movie, we will be watching pornography.
lamo yamal
afraid to go outside
>>223313515*blows up a wildberry near you*
>>223309863Looool w2c mate
>>223313515they got them atacms
>>223313439boku no pico
>>223313507got a guy last week watching porn on his phone on the lounge chairs at the beach >>223313541someone got me good with this one a month ago
>>223313439supacell
>>223313531hiya pal x
>>223313547>someone got me good with this one a month agoHow new are you?
>>223313557>>223313557>>223313557
>>223313331horseybergs
