ktim edish
might become one of those youtube auditors
>>223315082ydn
probably going to vote you'll do nothing for gimmick of the year
Right, that's season 7 finished. Now to immediately start season 8.
>>223315112YOUWILL DO NOTHING
it originated as the superior cowardposting
>>223315125I AM WOUNDED
>>223315112voting for Ian, me
>>223315130hello
>>223315130hi
>>223315147name back on ian you wet willy
>>223315130umm hi
>>223315099*fades away*
i invented that gimmick
i've got 50pfuck youbastard
>>223315130Right did she cut her thing off then or
Ricky Gervais gimmick was fun while it lasted
nth for the holodem
My thighs are so thick that they're crowding out my bollocks and making them ache
>>223315185I sure hope not
>she
yo cody i'm snug as a bug in a rug over here
ktim!
>>223315209might shag these two
For me it's codyposting
become absolutely furious when i look in the rear view mirror and see a middle aged woman driving a 120k range rover because i know that she neither paid for it nor will use it for anything other than trips to asda and picking up kids from schoolone day i won't be able to overcome my umpulse to slam the brakes on and hurt her feelings by verbally abuse her for rear ending me. have plenty of stuff saved up for that eventuality.
racismlad logging in
The best personality of the year has to be Employed Woman. Charming and witty
been a good gimmick year really. very creative lads aha x
Not a regular coffee drinker but had a nice one this morning. Not got enough milk for cereal so I'm having another coffee and making it milky afgonna be asleep by noon at this rate. Does anyone else have this problem?
>umpulse
nominating bradley walsh reaction images for gimmick of the year
>>223315230kekers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjfHYZ873oWow I love British women ...
middle aged women whose rich husband has bought them a 120k range rover don't shop at asda
I would sniff Emma Watson’s pooey farts.
>>223315246Name on sacked tranny>>223315249We're only halfway through as wellThis has been much better than 2025 where the only two new gimmicks were poo seal and ziedys "gherkin"
>>223315244rapes you
>>223315257however many time nominee never wonthe warped and wacky brads might elevate it this time
*shits my pants*
>>223315239I love seeing a fine lady driving a Tesla because that means she's intelligent and doesn't care about my dumb tweets
>>223315130good eyebrows. our children will be very hairy babies
>>223315262spongebob big guy pants ok
>>223315230dicksucking lips living on ez mode pretending to be "jobless"
>>223315269>This has been much better than 2025Get a life outside of 4chan. YOU WON'T
whole cock needs coming off
>>223315264Yeah they go Aldi
>uhm hi 4chan lolthat was pretty cute desu i want to suck her cock
poo
>>223315293i got bad news for you..
>>223315303ok*takes it off in one clean stroke of my katana, but leaves your bollocks completely intact*
I be cooking dat powdah, just fo yo mamaShe know how it is, That's how it is
>>223315303Even the part of it that starts near your prostate?
>>223315302I've got a month of doing nothing while I wait for my work visa to be processed so I think I'm allowed to waste my time on the chon when I'm not in the gym thank you very much
>>223315315Her cock? HER cock? That's outrageous!
>>223315264working class women who married rich men think getting the most expensive cheese and wine at asda makes them middle class. that's why you see plenty of range rovers in the car park there.
MCU really needs to end at this point, it's beyond a joke.
Shit on me at black hill lane
>>223315315same
https://www.tiktok.com/@mrmilesanthony/video/7642395225586945302girlie reposted this in her final week
>>223315332Take it to /lgbt/ faggot
posting pics of the tranny from 10 years ago is it
>>223315346mate.. i am worried about my sexuality. starting to think that's sex arse. big time!
>>223315341https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/
>>223315352Can't blame him. British humor is something else lool
>>223315352weird freak kys
>>223315270just shut up mate
>>223315368hang in there stewart
>>223315368he just posted a peter and he's on the run
buying a sex arse and a sex willy and making them have sex with each other
>>223315190Restore Brent
>>223315381Why doesn't he post the horses anymore
>>223315377just shut up mate
>>223315376sowwy
>>223315354The penis starts inside the body near the prostate. This is an anatomical fact. You making something gay out of it tells more about you than me.
someone mentioned earlier that ricky gervais fancies karl and it honestly makes sensekarl is funny but ricky definitely laughs way too much in his presence, also that ricky apparently couldn't stop wrestling him
>>223315392rapes your arse then
nothing wrong with being gay, bisexual or trans anyway
>>223315389he finally got the opportunity to shag one and chickened outnow hes too embarrassed to bring it up
>>223315371>himoi
>>223315386Robin Ince in the middle there Has completely lost his mind in recent years, sacked from the BBC due to being a dickhead, loves trannies and lies that Ricky bullied him
ok i rape you tomorrow
trannies look great in photos, of course, even a straight person can say that because those photos have been edited with ai filters and photoshop to make them look like literal womenbut when you see them in person it's a different story
>>223315392rapes your peehole at 18.44mph
>>223315400just shut up mate
>>223315414ong she beautifulbut i don't like the way she puts on lipstick on her upper lip
>>223315432kisses you
>>223315423most of them fucking stink as well
>>223315423Same goes for FTMswith the right angles they can look like men in photos but then in person you see they're 5'5 with a tiny head and a thin neck
>>223315428just shut up mate
>>223315448because they're blokes
>>223315423I just don't see any in daily life, there are barely any outside of London and Brighton, and most of them just stay indoors bedrotting anywayAlso 75% of trannies are FTMs
>>223315375
>>223315462See loads where I am and it's not London or BrightonAnywhere with a bit student population you'll see them
My project zomboid character died yesterday :(I was shooting znigs at the checkpoint and sniped the far zombies but one snuck up on me and bit my wrist :(. He sent out a beacon once he got back to base and his step brother found and buried him by the garage. It's over.
a few trannies pass irl and I would have sex with them like that arielle one
>>223315346they need to ban this because what if you pull down her trousers and panties expecting a vagina but its actually a set of dangling testicles and a musky penis
wouldn't want to be a woman because it seems like too much hassle
ever since they finally ended support for 4chan x on brave a few weeks ago i've hardly posted here at all, the desktop version is fucking unusable without itmaybe this is my curtain call to finally leave this place for good
>>223315423>edited with ai filters and photoshop to make them look like literal womenBut somehow you can still tell every time
straight men prefer mtfsgay men prefer ftmssexuality is more presentation than biology, at least in our image focused society
There's a tranny that goes to my local Lidl and she's about 6'5
>>223315495how about you get a good browser instead and stop being so melodramatic ok
>>223315489sad but truthful statement
Might open a mental health spa for grotty incels
>>223315495Get 4chanXT with tampermonkey
>Isabel Rose, 26, from Hackney, East London, has been jailed for six years in Hong Kong after she was convicted of blackmail and perverting the course of justice after she accused a UK banker of rape and demanded £100,000
>>223315473do you have a girlfriend
>you can always tellhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/toupee_fallacy
>>223315536Allchan-XT+ is the one that's being actually updated, 4chan-XT was abandoned
>>223315543no
>>223315542kween would never do such a thing. she din du nuffin.
Robin Ince with his toe thumbs
Never seen a woman and then been surprised to find out she's a trannyIt's all in the elbows you see
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>223315556*rapes you*
>>223315546They love this cope don't they
>>223315543
>>223315495use the script bruce
>>223315546There's some that don't look BAD per se and could be considered attractive but unfortunately the face shape gives it away if you get close enough It's funny that some of them think after surgery they can make men think they're cis women even after having sex with them
there are nice women but the problem is it that their friends convince them that they're pick mes and actively encourage them to be more like how women are or they supposedly don't respect themselves
>>223315576Who? Who? Who? Who? Oh it's that bloke who Ricky Gervais bullied. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
>>223315542bless
>>223315576these people control nearly all of BBC Radio 2's 'comedy' output
>>223315577>>223315589
>>223315585>>223315600You still have to reckon with the fact that it is possibly you've seen trannies who pass and not noticed because they pass.It's just intellectual honesty and not a concession that they are women.
would shag every tranny alive even the 50 yr old ones
>>223315613I know two of the othersOne was in The League of Gentlemen and the other one is Kryten
Looking at a tranny in real life is like seeing a gross-up on cartoon network
wanked during wfh hours award
>>223315542THOT PATROLLED
>>223315049Based Crumb
rorke doing something
I wanted to know if asl was still used and if zoomers were wondering what it meant. Looked on Twitter and found it now means 'as Hell'
>>223315671this, how you say, first 4chan post from Jap ever to acknowledge Western cartoon
>>223315644It's not intellectual honesty, it's pointless conjecture
>>223315644I probably have, but "passing" like that never holds up for longJust like in Germany I can pass as a German on the street but if you come up and talk to me you'll eventually figure out I'm British
>>223315672leftypol doing the same thing but gay
>>223315576Julia Shaw is very cute and last time I saw Bec Hill she was fit
>>223315576will Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm be there?
shaving my arsecrack because I like the way my pooey sweat makes my bum cheeks slip about with no friction
You simply must accept that it's possible that some people you see on the street could be hallucinations of your mind
>>223315720no this is a bad idea because when you fart it climbs all the way up your back
>>223315690It isn't pointless because you can strengthen your argument by expressing it in a way that doesn't fall in to the toupee fallacy xLike saying something more like 'even if fooled initially there will most likely eventually be something that gives it away'.Just a suggestion.Realised I might be being a bit anal but I'll just post this reply anyway x
might watch withnail and I again. watched it when i was younger but didn't think it was that funny
asmr + nap time
>>223315759you won't
>>223315142He said it!
Where's mousey?? :/
>>223315764yeah i probably won't
Any logical argument that trans women are women because they pass, because they feel like women, because their brains are like those of women, because they've had top and bottom surgery etc inevitably fails because the criteria are vague and can be applied strictly enough to eliminate all trans womenEither you have to take the leap that believing you are a woman makes you a woman or you just admit they're not womenIt's impossible to rationalise or make some threshold (because it's irrational)
never seen my own bum hole actuallydread to imagine the state of it
I do enjoy the skits of those two obsession lads but the discussion surrounding the film really makes me not want to watch itHas anyone here seen it?
>>223315799just shut up mate
>>223315810probably
>>223315810ye its good
>>223315542they both used chatgpt to write their messages:In one message sent the following morning, Rose wrote: "Are you annoyed I didn't want to have sex," to which the man replied: "What no of course not. Was impressed by your restraint."Later that day, Rose wrote: "You violated me last night, I didn't wanna have sex."He replied: "I'm really deeply sorry, I was slightly drunk and I misread your signals, it's no excuse and I know it doesn't make it any better."In a later exchange, Rose wrote: "You basically raped me." The man replied: "That's not what I'm into at all and I feel sick."
>>223315810It's just the latest (white) men bad slop
>>223315487How long did he last?
going to pub with friendbergs tonight
>>223315850Maybe from 1200-2300 so not that long but it's my first save for maybe 2 years. Just got his shooting up. Using pistols and rifles effectively. It was a stupid lapse of concentration where I got complacent. Felt too powerful.
>>223315862FONT jk enjoy your night beautiful
Can I come?
ruminating on embarrassing moments from my past
>>223315542aint no one tryna rape that keisha
rorke's house has a name instead of a number
>>223315909sup incel
On the tube and it's like the fucking UNA million different genres of foreigner all speaking their gobbledygook languages
cant bring myself to do anything lately just laying in bed all day squirming
>>223315895thank you sir x
rorke going for an autumn walk wearing his red knitted scarf and and being hit square in the face by a wet brown leaf
Honestly never enjoyed anything quite like the first 4 seasons of got as they initially aired.Used to love posting in /got/ back in the day x
>>223315881Shooting is really dangerous on anything over a medium difficulty, especially with a decent amount of zombies. One good trick is to shoot from a car. You need to wind the window down and can only shoot from the driver's side, but you can get to safety quickly if you attract a mob. Practice first if you're going to do it, especially going from shooting to driving away because that's when you'll panic. And make sure you've got petrol.
>>223315932Appreciate the honesty
>>223315926great post
>>223315921the bbc fumes in there must be potent
leftypol saying if its yellow let it mellowrorke pissing in the kitchen sink and rinsing it with the dregs of his last cup of tea
think I'm getting more emotional and sensitive as I age because a few trollish replies to me recently have genuinely hurt my feelings
>>223315970you're softening like an old mealy plantain x
>>223315940You're very welcome
>>223315949Based rorke
Every single ad has black people in it now
>>223315970It's ok hun xxIt takes guts to be gentle and kind
things are not working out for the big man (me)
>>223315970im sorry if any were from me
A while back our plumbing was on the blink so we couldn't flush the toilets Meant we had to piss in bottles and honestly I understand it, feels great not having to drag yourself to the toilet every time
>>223315799Trans woman is an oxymoron. Their entire existence is contradictory.
>>2233159922013 called they want their trite observation back
We're all mates here though aha...
>>223315980yep that's me haha x>>223316009xx>>223316011no worries x
>>223316022your life is abysmal
>>223315992My current thinking on this topic is black people will only by products if they see black people in the advert whereas White people will buy anything regardless of who's in the advert.
If there's a wog in the advert I'm not buying the product
rorke's hair overreacting to the wind
do you think employed woman has a plump botty
aren't blacks only like 4% of the population here?
>>223316067I don't think black people apply that much reasoning to their purchases
Frasier gets very shouty in season 8. Not a massive fan of this change in tone. Hope he calms down.
>>223316111Used to be, probably closer to about 8-10% now thanks to Boris' army of care workers
>>223316115It's subconscious. The goal is to stop them from thinking "this is some White people shit".
refurbished phonemong reporting back instuck on what phone to get, iphone 16s are cheaper and i will be less upset if it breaks but some of the refurbed iphone 17s are relatively cheap for what they are and i dont want to be stuck with a less powerful phone, which one should i get>>223316111definitely much more than 4% now, live in the southeast and theyre probably about 30% of the people i see
any man have a link to all of r arielles content? asking for a friend aha
Rorke said WHAT!?
>>223316212miya hee miya hoomiya ha miya ha ha
toilmongs love using the word "delta" instead of change and using "+ve" and "-ve" instead of positive and negative even though they haven't done any science since A-level
leftypol embarrassed herself today
>>223316042aha yesI love having a willy and doing boy things
>>223316246MPs should not have content like this
>>223316259Luckily you have his X handle there so go tell him directly. YOU WON'T
>>223316246Lmfao. Total Karmic Retribution. One Serving Of.>>223316259Not An Mp Though Is He? He Stood Down.
any sink pissing man in?
>>223316246lel
>>223316285got a toilet me
any online shopper man in?
>>223316285yep and shower pisser
>>223316099i only recently found out why that happens and it's because normies use products in their hair that makes it stiff. must be awful having stiff hair.
>>223316259to be fair leftypol probably enjoyed that time when he was in a plane crash and was looking all bloody and miserable
>>223316304corrr
>>223316285used to but my pipes got blocked once and when I had to unblock it the years of sink pissing came back with a vengeance so i stopped it now
>>223316285nah 5'4 innit blud
got the dead rising on
>>223316312Well we know for a fact they did when he had the milkshake thrown at him
Did a hill run, can't feel me own legs, feels good man.
>>223316246Police will probably nick are Nige for causing a road traffic accident.
>>223316320you cannot be this stupid. i refuse to believe it.
Why do Bongs not pluralize plural amounts of money. For example "Nine pound." It's sounds like a SEW hooker saying "Sucky sucky five dollar"
>>223316246encouraging the idea your critics deserve to be physically injured is kinda based
for me it's getting in a nice hot bath and the warmth and positive pressure make me piss myself but it's dispersed in the water and I use more product when I'm in a proper bath that would cover up the smell and anyway urine is good for the skin
>>223316339quick diagram for you
>>223316368We do, next
>>223316368oh, herro
>>223316357how is that stupiddid you read that and think pissing in the sink blocked it
>>223316350forget about thatbit of harmless fun isn't it
>>223316390think about what you said
just flushed a black person down the toilet
>>223316403yeah. just like getting smashed over the head with a hammer 21 times
>>223316368Some people doI think it's regional, or could be a class thingI say nine pound and I'm working class scum
>>223316368shouldn't you be training for the upcoming ground invasion of iran rather than posting on 4chan dumb goy
>>223316383Then why did I clearly hear "9 pound?"
>>223316438deaf
yo japwalk on
>>223316368>It's sounds like a SEW hooker saying "Sucky sucky five dollar"what else has your mum been up to
This is the only general on all of 4chan which doesn't nosh off the Nips
>>223316447Ok thanks and sorry
Walking down the road with my McHammer when I saw a politician I'm not particularly fond of
someone was incelposting IRL
>>223316487the reading list, as it were
>>223316487scream
>>223316368i get accused for being a foreigner here because i say "stones" as in "he weighs 10 stones"
>>223316487based & red-pilled
>>223316487what the fuck was he trying to say lmao>>223316521*accused ofi did myself there
it’s all so grim
>>223316487EXTREME DATING SOLUTIONS TIER LISTStraight into F tier: shouting "wanker!" at a prospective mate from a moving car before crashing it
>>223316487in english?
>>223315439>ong she beautifutrue say
>>223316541id score in him
>>223316541Instead of seething how about you block this near-impossible scenario by asking her out You won't because you're a coward and here comes the cope
>>223316541bnwo
>>223316505my city has fallen >>223316537I'm not sure, maybe he is trying to help >>223316553yeah but not exclusively
>>223315439well if it's any consolation she probably doesn't look like that any more
>>223316487even bulgaria is fucked by hypergamy?
>>223316246Leftypol's been absolutely done here
fucking CORRRRRR
>>223315049I was looking at my old world building notes and they are stupid >In the world of the vastia >The world was one continent but a magical war happened and split the world into 4 landmasses > Those who survived now find themselves in a brutal world >Fighting werewolves, vampires, unimaginable horrors and all super natural beings >Humanity now must struggle to rebuild as they fight for their survival
got a leaflet through the door advertising leaflet distribution services
am i a volcel if i go on dating apps and immediately realise i don't care to talk to anyone as soon as i get a match?
>>223316623it lush x
there's a certain kind of aging middle class leftypol who expects you to be impressed when they call farage or trump a cunt
>>223316639equivalent of rorke telling a tranny to kys
Want to eat mashed potato and seafood chowder for lunch but going to Milano (Irish for Pizza Express) for all you can eat pizza later so want to be able to put away 3 so I guess I'll starve.
>>223316630lol
>>223316624How old were you when you came up with that
I should do a screen play for the punic wars I do not trust any director to make it after watching the Odyssey
>>223316623look like wherever they are they could smell the fart I just did
>>223316673Well it's been 8 years so I was probably 15 or 14 I am 22 now btw
>>223316684pungent lad, tasty and filthy. Gosh what a dream
/brit/ wishes marfa a happy birthday
got an idea for an invention that I do actually think will make me millions but I need to figure out how to make iti just know that it will be made soonwill revolutionise cooking a certain food item
>>223316576
>>223316710corr id watch Bellingham nut in that
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>223316710Granger?
>>223316589No, this is some isolated case (I think), probably a young guy who is terminally online. I just passed through a park on the way back and it was full with young early 20s moms with average guys and their kids.
>>223316720Get ChatGPT to talk you through the copyright or patent process whatever it is.
>>223316710happy birthday mafra
Avatar really called an extremely rare material "Unobtainium"
>>223316748Not understanding this is something the media could do is bizarre.
>>223316723Taa...
>>223316743will look into that cheers x
>>223316748I would have just called it Sextonite. Nobody's getting that
>>223316772
>>223316739yes
I fucking love this gay ass economy
marfa is way more attractive that Rubes
why is he talking to himself
>>223316826you are mentally ill
new>>223316834
>>223316811You sure?
>>223316797the duality of grangers
