end of /brit/ edish
First for anime!
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How do we know if the world of our dreams is actually real or not?How can we be sure this world isn't also a dream we'll one day wake up from?What if it's dreams all the way down?
>>223320365bravo nolan
>>223320327>>223320339xx
>>223320365How do we know if the world of our memories of white dogshit is actually real or not?
might get started on the tins and bokkles then
>>223320365alri zhangzi
>petrol back to 156pi hate DRUMPF
>>223320399there's an italian women who lives down the street from me who has another house she let's sudanese female refugees live in for free.Least it's women i guess
>>223320365i had a terrible dream last night
>>223320339cute 'benii hope fooj makes a part 3 with her in it
>>223320412this is me in 26 hours CANT WAIT
>>223320430what happened
rorke is finished
>>223320441prefer not to say
>>223320430had a bizzare dream myself last night too.dragons fighting in the sky because i saw an AD for hotd before going to sleep, it suddenly shifts into me pushing trollies at tesco then getting upset my dewalt battery is getting stolen so i steal it from a friends shed (the friend is dead now) and it's not even mine. I steal it anyway
Getting a bit sick of motorbikes. They scream up and down the roads. It is so loud I cannot hear the TV. Must be hitting at least 80 because the smash through the gears. It is obnoxious to say the least and it's making me hope they crash and die in all honesty.
>>223320441i was in a grocery store aisle and was attacked by a rabid rottweiler. i had a hunting knife on me. i wanted to protect myself but i didn't want to harm the dog. i ended up stabbing it half-heartedly several times until it left. unpleasant to say the least.
>>223320464the first half is pretty cool. latter half is grim. i wish i didn't remember dreams.
Had a dream I was an African American woman getting gangbanged by white British lads
>>223320482
bought some thumb stick caps for my steam deck because they rubber's wearing off but now it's too big to fit in the case without clicking the sticks down
dont get why leftypol is so obsessed with stopping data centres being built
>>223320505One for the dream diary
>>223320505Same but swap the races
>>223320468get the fucking motorbikes banned
>>223320535it's okay you don't have to understand everything if it's too much for you
anyone else shaking like crazy in anticipation for Diego day?
>>223320517katana slice them all
>>223320314rei edish!!
please help guys
>>223320468chuck a load of bamboo canes around a corner at night.some runt on his bike got killed doing that last year but with someone chucking out a hosepipe across the road
>>223320554ive set up chatgpt with instructions to be as annoying and gay as possible, so i just stave off the withdrawls by using that to pretend its diego day
sir andy burnham should nationalise the production of motorcycles and make them quieter
sir fart
we in brit love asuka
If I could start my life over knowing what I do now...If I could start my life over with a body that wasn't broken and in constant pain...
>>223320567wtf Mousey doing in Nottinghamshire?
>>223320567
>>223320567prefer not to say
>>223320586delete this despicable post
Sir Randy Bummer
hello i am swedish
>>223320314rate my bee
>>223320567fuck, they caught me.
>>223320613UM OH MAI GAWD UWU! :3 Hai widdle bee! hihi x
>>223320613no
https://youtu.be/5u-KWa3tL-0
>>223320613its bee-autiful :D
>>223320663will never have a son and if i do i pray he doesn't grow up just like me
it. is. sheeeee!!!
Hello everyone, just a quick update on Rorke.We just got word that Rorke was hit by a particularly nasty juju curse and will not be able to join us tonight.We apologize for the inconvenience.
>>223320399is this a sneaky goblin trying to grab a poor negro?
>>223320613whimsical/10
Noo no no no wait wait fuck, is that a pair of bollocks on the bee? I take back my post what a disgusting and vile little rodent I thought he posted something wholesome
>>223320613nice ßee
since it may be the end of demmies, I'd like to recall a time I found a katie slander vid by a bitter blackpiller. to my surprise I noticed a fellow grem was top commentator, attacking his position and offering sympathiesgigi would've approved x
>>223320684Hope you don't have a son
>hyperbori-ACK!!
>>223320748
What happened to the demmies?
>>223320748fucking christ please put this post through a TTS and have someone read it back to you so you have to experience what the rest of /brit/ has to
>>223320748>>223320774Your life is so meaningless.
>>223320749thanks for restating my post back to me rudely
>>223320748don't understand most of this post
I should've been a late gen X born, dead-end town, early 00s office worker, with a nice suit, a meaningless toil, secure life long job, with my own cubicle, custom coffee mug (bought for my birthday by the rest of my team), company logo stress ball, spending lunch break sticking office humour cartoon cut outs on a cork board on the wall, sharing office rumours on the smoke break, working 9-5 and then clocking off back to my little apartment without a care in the world
>>223320802just shut up mate
rubbing my scalp and sniffing my fingersmells like i need a shower
>>223320790The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Big fan of limerick poems.
>>223320775new janny snipes them
About an hour ago I thought fuck sitting here on /Brit/ all day and leapt up, installed my new Kingdom Hearts game, grabbed Genki 1 and started reading.
>>223320814massive fan of irish girls and their feet x
Funny how Stapleford is locally called Stabbo on account of it's many stabbings - and is located in Nottingham, also known as Shottingham, on account of it's many gang related shootings
need a cock in my arseIs what i would say if im a bender, which I am not
>>223320815>you're pretty good
get in rorke
>>223320829So you thought "fuck sitting here on /brit/ all day I'll sit on kingdom hearts and /brit/ all day"
mad how the most average girls are peng if you toil with them
it's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okwDTUDJnOw
Sir Quadruple-Locked Pension
>>223320844I thought shootings were really rare in the UK?
>>223320855*yawns loudly in your face*
>>223320856I didn't start the game I just installed it
>>223320843Of course. I could do a car share too, go around and pick a colleague or two up. On the way in we'd joke about the latest Garfield strip and the wonky chair in the IT office.
>>223320831
>>223320869oh thats why jeffers left
>>223320893excellent
I am your father.
>>223320855>Genocide them all!! Nuclear holocaust!!!! Do it for Israel and for the oil!!!!!!Mental that people just say this shit now. I remember back when you had to pretend there were WMDs.
>>223320900he's from Ethiopia you thick cunt
>>223320887why post this
nth for the jackdem
What would you consider a productive day then?
all women are BWC OWNED
>>223320855
>>223320923Are you BBC owned or BWC owned?
>>223320792>>223320827a grem is a fan of hololive streamer gigi murin(pic related). on youtube a blackpiller posted a slander vid on the katie, the egirl who offed herself. in the comments I recognised the top commenter from gigi's chat. I checked hololive's chat archive on a website and noticed the commenter was a paid gigi murin subscriber/membergigi is apart of the "holodem"
>>223320924
>>223320893does she have a nice pussy>>223320924getting at least 10 yous
>>223320923When you shut your bloody bhenchod face up, get surgery to have larger breasts or never EVER post in here again.
>>223320925turkmenistan?whats the relevance of that?
>>223320921NOT ALLOWED!?
Some awful posts today. Do better.
>>223320936and you are part of the pedohile dem,
>>223320936what do you mean by "end of demmies"
>>223320936you are insane
big black man swinging his big jumanji jizz lobber around in a helicopter motion right in my poor mother's face (and she's disgusted)
just an utterly mental looking countrythey have monuments and nothing else not even any people
>>223320923One where you can answer your own questions
Group of middle aged women walking around the village knocking doors for something. One of them though was an absolutely fit as fuck Japanese girl. Sexy denim skirt showing off her creamy bare legs. Fucking hell I'm miserable now
>>223320993bizarre post
>>223320993you need to be sectioned
>>223320936blud..
>>223321001>Fucking hell I'm miserable nowiiiiiiin my liiiiiiife
>>223320999I think Bald and Bankrupt went there
>>223320936i mean this with the utmost sincerity: touch grass
>>223320339>>223320403>>223320482>>223320558>>223320748>>223320827>>223320936>>223320964nonces.>>223320921HEE HO NIGGA
White guy with big blue dreadlocks in my game walking around going "mebbe mi tink errting gon be ahrai"Wouldn't see that in a game made nowadays
>>223321001>now
no hope for the village no hope for the village
>>223320923my life is so empty if I have a good shit I consider my day to be looking up
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>223321019yeah i can imagine he did he goes to a lot of weird places
>>223321024why do you post about black men every day
>>223321019Isn't he a fascist and a paedophile?
>>223321049he's weird
dont really mind the animeposting its the heatherfreak spiel which is unwelcome
You should really just report his posts for off topic since the new janny is actually removing them.He’ll learn to take it to the appropriate boards
>>223320581LOL>>223320554rumour from 'iego 'cord is he's not coming tomorrow
>>223321067minimod
>>223321067virgin
>>223320993this but my mumberg is desperately trying to catch it in her mouth (don't kink shame to me or my mother, we both like it)
>>223321067parasite
He does it for freeHe does it for freeeeeHe's the /brit/ jannyAnd he does it for free
>>223320971baseless slander>>223320973janny deleted 2 posts last couple threads. copped a warning>>223320978how so?>>223321021planned to go for a walk later but I pulled an allnighter so will prob stay in
just switched over to deal or no deal lads. the absolute fucking state of the heap of refuse playing today. thankfully she's having a fucking disaster of a game.
>>223321102catfoxberg
>>223321078>>223321086>>223321097fuck off cancer parasite
recalling the time i told momberg i was being bullied at school and all she did was have a bemused face then shout "THE RAPED" at me and walked off chuckling
melty incoming
So what?So what?Who cares if he's a janny or not?He's my friend and I like him a lotSo what? So what?
recently got into videogames, any good ones i should know of?
>>223320859there's a middle aged woman i fancy from my old workplace and every time i deliberately touch her hand i will have a massive wank that night hahah
why dont you start boxing or muay thai or mma. there is no discrimination for ugly autistic freaks, in fact sometimes it helps you. if you dont want to get punched in the face you can take up judo or brazilian jiu jitzu. lose weight, gain muscle, be part of a community, increase your confidence, feel safe, feel the endorphins from grappling a man or being vanquished by him. gain a clue.
>>223321144quest 64
>>223321110that's actually just your reflection on the tv
>>223321144valorant
Mental how primary school had, and still has, mandatory Christian propaganda and indoctrination, where you're forced to pray and sing hymns etc
>>223321144Chess is a good one.
>>223321192Actually I've had second thoughts and feel bad about how mean my original post was.
>>223321144Problem Child 2
rorke's phone gallery
>>223321067heads up mate, this is against the rulesyou might get let off the hook this time but don't go pushing your luck
>>223321200No it doesn't
>>223321247Think this post would be better off in a thread specifically for discussion of British politics
babylon won't break me
>>223321050No but I think he's a rapist
>>223321200still remember dozens of those daft happy clappy jesus songstheyll just be like oh you didnt HAVE to go to christian school though
>>223321264yes it does. nondenominational is de facto protestant
>>223321264Yes it does though? Foreign freak
>>223321247>50Kthats chump change, why are UK politicians such cuckolds, yanks ask for millions
>>223321144Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly (2003)
>>223321200having to do communion was the gayest shit in the worldlike a solid hour having to sit in silence with the footsteps in the sand powerpoint on waiting for your turn to go up and have your turn eating the gay jesus bread
>>223321215Not a bad post this, got a smirk which led to a chuckle
alright here we go
>>223320936profound mental illness
wokeness has gone too far
>>223321327Behave
>>223321303Think that's just a faith school thing mate But all state run primaries have to sing hymns and to a prayer at assemblies.
oldie but a goodie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs
>>223321327Or you can just fucking follow the rules and stop having a temper tantrum. Wouldn't that be swell?
>>223321247And there's a convicted fraudster (who hid her conviction from the public) in a senior ministerial role. These things happen because they know they can just get away with it now.
we've come a long long way together
>>223321144what games you interested in?
>>223321285>>223321286Doesn'tI've got little brothers in primary school and they don't do any of the Christian shit I did
fake toby
>Gary Lineker among millionaires asking Andy Burnham to tax them more
>>223321327is it worth filling in a captcha to post your naughty words
pretty sure toby doesn't even say the n word
aboriginal women love sucking on white willard
>>223321361Then your school is breaking the rules because it's still mandatory. Although desu think it's increasingly common that schools ignore it or only do it when Ofsted are coming in.
>>223321386he says it on stream
speaking of the n word, what is stopping someone phoning a radio phone in talk show and speaking normally and coherently for the first minute until their guard is down then just screaming nigger?
>>223321327>>step 2.5: start+R "cmd" type "ipconfig /release *" then "ipconfig /reset" and waitdont know what do to with these type of instructions
you're walking on the beach and Jesus is next to you and you look back at your footsteps and you're like nice there's two sets of footsteps that's mad hope that continues going forward
>>223321386it's fake because they're copied from the archive from an actual toby melty
niggew
>>223321342plus all those full on lessons where the teachers would be like 'yeah when moses actually literally parted the red sea it was a miracle blah blah'
>>223321391Well I've already firmly said it doesn't so even though you might be right I'm still going to stick to my guns and call you wrongThanks for capitulating so easily
>>223321400broadcast delay to stop this exact thing
>>223320923cheers this looks good. Just need to find it now
>>223321327won't work for me. i use linux
Mental how some people still treat the CofE as a serious organisation with serious theology (certain boomer family members of mine included)
>>223321327clearing cache on 4chan is annoying because you have to start over with the captchas
>>223321406not sure if I really believe it was him because he said he wasn't gonna post here anymore
>>223321427they're a humanist church now
>>223321427just shut up mate
>>223321418so how does anything untoward get through at all then.
>>223321427oh my god nigga who cares
raping a roast lamb dinner
>>223321468I care
thanks for that sherlock homo
>>223321471Could just eat it like normal people would
He's go the whole world in his hands!The whole wide world, in his hands!He's got the whole world in his hands!He's got the whole world in his hands.
>>223321453you shut up
>>223321468Clearly you do
>>223321498got in serious bother when the pianist heard my singing whole world in his pants instead
>>223320939Seen her gash online
>>223321468>t. dame sarah mullally
>>223321528alternative verse about god's wife>she's got his whole willy in her hands
>>223321548grow up
>>223321548YAY wish this were ME
>>223321144eu4
This little light of mineI'm gonna let it shine
tenner off my next ocado shop get in
>>223321548>>223321560grow the fuck up
Our God is a great big God!Our God is a great big God!Our God is a great big God!And He holds us in His hands!He’s higher than a skyscraper,He’s deeper than a submarine,He’s wider than the universe,And beyond my wildest dreams!He’s known me and He’s loved meSince before the world began,How wonderful to be a part ofGod’s amazing plan!
dance then wherever you may bei am the lord of the dance said he
If I were a butterflyI'd thank you Lord for giving me wingsIf I were a robin in a treeI'd thank you Lord that I could singIf I were a fish in the seaI'd wiggle my tail and I'd giggle with gleeBut I just thank you Father for making me, me
Some of the songs were good tbf
95% of men had a virgin wife before the 1980snow only 5% do, 20% if you include couples who had sex before marriagewhat cause the majority of men to become betas?
GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP, KEEP ME BURNING,GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP, I PRAY!GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP, KEEP ME BURNING,KEEP ME BURNING TILL THE BREAK OF DAY!SING HOSANNA!SING HOSANNA!SING HOSANNA TO THE KING OF KINGS!SING HOSANNA!SING HOSANNA!SING HOSANNA TO THE KING!
>>223321608GREAT post
>>223321607banger this one honestly
Oh how I love you soLost in those memoriesAnd now you've goneI feel the painFeel it like a foolAdieuMy love for you burns deep inside meSo strongEmbers of times we hadAnd now, here I standLost in a memoryI see your face, and smile
in the garden of eden baby
>>223321627I remember that was always a gormless retard who accidentally went 'OF' after the the final line forgetting we already just bloody sung the king of kings line less than ten seconds ago
So light up the fire and let the flame burn,Open the door, let Jesus return.Take seeds of His Spirit, let the fruit grow,Tell the people of Jesus, let His love show.
stophammer time
fuck sake fucking grow up rorke
I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there?I was cold, I was naked, were you there?And the creed and the colour and the name won’t matter,Were you there?
>>223321700these fucking moronic scum accurately represent the average person in this country. i hate them.
Good jesus tunes ITTbringing back memories of belting them out during the harvest festival up at the church with my christingle in hand>>223321708not this one though don't agree with the moral
>>223321700maybe the artist is just shite at their job
Shall NOT be buying Nurofen any more, apparently it only works on women.
>>223321700he should visit confused.com
glad to see they are finally going to arrest british citizens for warcrimes during their sabbatical with the IDF
>>223321517fuck up dog
mad how ironic it is that anne widdecomb was stabbed with a comb
>>223321737post original please i don't remmeber misa having hank hill arse
>>223321653*15 minute drum solo*
just killed a canadian
rorke smoking a stick of dynamite that was painted white by that rascally roadrunner so it looks like a ciggy
>>223321700I don't get what point is being madeall that can be derived from this is someone drew a picture that didn't look very much like the person being drawnis there supposed to be something else to it? why is ai involved?I have never had sex
Lesus Messiah ut, du medicatusLesus Messiah ut, du medicatus (I...)Lesus Messiah ut, du medicatus (I... I...)Lesus Messiah ut, du medicatus(I... I... Am...)Lesus Messiah ut, du medicatus (Free, I'm so free!)Lesus Messiah ut, du medicatussEverything is clearer nowLife is just a dream, you knowThat's never endingI'm ascendingLesus Messiah ut, du medicatu = (Jesus the Messiah, you healed me)
for it was Autumn DaysJET PLANES MEETING IN THE AIR TO BE REFUELLED
imagine spending your time like this
>>223321747Elizabeth Cook is the top court artist in the country and gets given all the high profile trials
my friend's mum let him look at porn when he was still in primary school. not sure why though, doubt he was wanking at that age
Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal Fear is how I fall, confusing what is realThere's something inside me that pulls beneath the surfaceConsuming, confusingThis lack of self control I fear is never endingControllingI can't seemTo find myself againMy walls are closing in(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced)(That there's just too much pressure to take)I've felt this way beforeSo insecure...
>Hiddleston, of Marvel fame, is a historian now. He’s the host of National Geographic’s Pompeii: Out of Time with Tom Hiddleston>Hiddleston clicks his fingers and rewinds the action throughout, throws computer data into mid-air a la Minority Report or Sherlock Holmes’s mind palace, and halts conversations (“Wait, pause!”) to tell a professor of classics that actually he can speak fluent Latin so can do the translating for him.>At one point he wells up at the thought of an orphaned child of Pompeii, whom he imagines while gazing off into the middle distance. At another he furrows his brow and clicks his fingers while studying an enormous corkboard plastered in research post-its (“NO DAD?” reads one).
>>223321825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjzb_-26m2o
rorke asking his mum if it's okay if he could please watch some porn
>>223321905ktim
Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam,Et lingua eius loquetur indiciumBeatus vir qui suffert tentationem,Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitaeKyrie, fons bonitatisKyrie, ignis divine, eleisonO quam sancta, quam serenaquam benigna, quam amoena esse Virgo crediturO quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna, quam amoenaO castitatis liliumKyrie, fons bonitatisKyrie, ignis divine, eleisonO quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna, quam amoenaO castitatis lilium
>Around August 2024 your comments became ‘more and more vulgar’. She said that there is a fine line in terms of workplace banter and that you crossed that line a number of times. She recounted some instances of this behaviour towards her; you touching her on more than one occasion, sniffing the nape of her neck and saying, ‘you smell fucking good’. You asked if she had ‘slept with a black man’, and whether your garden was tidy. She knew what you meant.https://www.sssc.uk.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php?action=mtc_sssc_dynamics_api_download_file_callback&file_id=0dded5af-9b8e-2264-9d9f-2889dbf9ea56David Odigie on a mad one
>>223321905You jest, but I clearly remember when I was approximately 13 or 14 being at a friend's house and he straight up asked his mum if he had permission to masturbate.More bizarrely, he then said that I'd gotten permission from my parents to do it, which was bullshit. I never asked permission from anyone I just jerked it in private like any normal human.
not clicking that shit nigga
>US actor Jason Alexander has apologised to reality star Courtney Stodden for an "inappropriate" comedy sketch they appeared in together when she was 17. Would be mad if Courtney Stodden married someone called Mr Dogshit. She could then be Courtney Stodden-Dogshit.
should do the same hereevil bullies should all be hanged
>>223321964screaming
we fucked the planet the pollution was a good thing
the watch
>>223322025we can't do anything right
>>223322026why does she look so old
>>223322025it's called a vicious cycle
>>223321992when she was 17 she also married a 50 year old and told everyone she was a grown up and knew what she was doingcant have it both ways love
>>223321820The point is some rorke mongoloid made an AI picture of someone who looks arab or asian to imply the media is hiding the muslamic identity of the real attacker
>>223321872Yank obliterated to be fair
>>223322025the reddit comments for this article were beyond insane. You could sense the frothing at the mouth of some of posters nut the thread was deleted by the mods
>>223321993thinly veiled racist post.>>223321737watching death note?
Romans pronounced the Latin "v" like an English "w".Catholic church / medieval Europeans pronounced the Latin "v" like an English "v".That's the easiest way to tell spoken Classical Latin and spoken Church/Medieval Latin speech apart.
girls with massive spaces between the boobs
>>223322134Why did this get deleted haha
shoulder boobs
Girls with those goofy uhm ackchually glasses
now it's time for pain that's rightpenetration time tonight
fucking everything is shite now go to learn about gardening theres some fucking schizophrenic calling tomatoes "colonialist", learn about psychology/drug addiction (work thing) theres some fucking left wing freak there going on about how capitalism is the real problemjust get these lot euthanised please
>>223322193dont remember this particular hymn
do your boobs hang low?can you swing 'em to and fro?can you tie 'em in a knot?can you tie 'em in a bow?
>>223322201Sounds like you're the schizophrenic Nobody is calling tomatoes colonialist
girls with a lovely arse.
>>223322025>>223322107Has to get worse to get better, it's like chemotherapy
poolius kaezar upon seeing the cliffs of dover: waynee weedee weekey
here's Vinnie
