Took a 23and me and got this bullshit back. What the fuck is this?
>>223323554Your name is still there dumbass
>>223323595Shit
>>223323554>Jake DestimWhat a retard.
How do I delte this
>>223323554Bro.. you're definitely grown in lab
>>223323554The human race
>>223323554Hey Jake whattup broAnyways unless you become a lolcow nobody cares. This isn't 4chan from 2008, it's 2026. Everyone here is a shitbrown retard, including you according to your tests.
>largely europeanlooks ok to me
>>223323554kek
is this a muttmerican
>>223323554classic Jake
I found out I have Tajik ancestry from a DNA test(family finder matches)not really that surprised since my family is pretty ethnic looking for several generations back
>>223323554There's no way percentages this small add up to 100%. Did anyone run the calculations?
>>223323835One of his ancestors was a turbo mutt from polynesia based on these tests. >>223323882Smartest modern pollack.
>>223323554post face, I want to see the first total muttmeat
>>223323554aryan beast
>>223323554>this is what the average american will look like by 2050
>>223323936
>>223323554Lmao
>>223324100bruh
mr worldwide
Damn jake, you a REAL AMERICAN
>>223323926Polynesians and Abos remained isolated prior to Euros' arrival. That's why it's weird, if you remained isolated the whole time, race-mixing is a new thing, therefore getting such small percentage is weird, because they haven't been diluted through that many generations of race-mixing.
>>223323786 Latam and asian always been 2nd majority here retard
>>223324100behold, the human race
>>223324100dios mio...
Good thread
>>223324270Asian as in Japanese not Asian as in whatever cringe "we are asianz!!" shit you disgusting southern beasts like to larp as. Latin was a very small minority at one point. Do not tell me the history of the site we built you subhuman animal indog. You and every other brown retard on the planet are functionally technology welfare recipients. Scum.
>>223323882It actually adds up to 101%. This guy is 100% mutt plus 1% extra muttness
>>223323554So these are the people calling me a brown mutt
>>223324426Throwing stones from a glass house there, Turk. God only knows what your profile would look like.
>>223324100Homo americanus
>>223323554
>>223324100You look arab, or jew.
Classic thread already
>>223323554Why is British & Irish one category?
>>223324100So this is the power of dominant/recessive genes. Traits from the marginal percentages take over because they are dominant genes.
>>223323554Debatable if you can even be called a Human.
>>223323554damn jake the entire map is painted
>>223324452He would be 100% Turkish because these tests are based on population genetics from the period when Turks were already completely muttified.
DIOS MIO
>>223324638You're either blind or retarded, no offense
>>223323554Jake you brainlet
>>223324100>barely 50% face
>>223323595>>223323613>>223323651>>223323702Sounds like a common name. You'll be fine. Except for the fact that you are a MASSIVE COCKSUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT for sending DNA samples to s lab which PRESERVES IT INDEFINITELY AND HANDS OVER THE DATA TO THE FEDSWHITOIDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
>>223324384>101% mutt with a 1% margin of error
>>223323835I think it sbased on predicted genetic similarity rather than specifically saying you are 0.5% aboriginal
>>223325407the results are also less interesting than they seem for that reason. he's probably like 50% british with a few ancestors of different
>>223325295>whitoidwhat?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783991146230991.mp4
i googled jake destim and it pulls up something about nebraska sex offenders list or something like that
>>223323554How is this even possible
>>223325498Whitoid
>>223324100Dare I say, Aryan?
>>223323554Not you but still funny, and you're still a mutt
>>223323554seems like everyone had a go
bump
>>223323554>White americans are predominantly whitACK!!!One drop rule, Jake Deesnuts, I don't make the laws
>>223323554La monstrosicreatura del Malvinas o algo
>>223323823>>largelyThis is something we already knew because of his flag
>>223328468La bestia del commonwealtho
>>223323554You are my polar opposite.
>>223328763This man must be black or BBC told me so o algo
>>223328763Virgin mayflower descendant>>223323554Chad amerimutt
>>223323554Do you have any medical issues from being so mutted?
>>223329001Racemixing is safe and effective.
>>223325295if the feds want my dna they will get it one way or the other anyway. the perverts would probably install a fracking line into my sewage and sip it like coffee
>>223324100If I pull that off will you die?
>>223324100This specimen can tank the hantavirus and the covid at the same time and still live without any lasting damage btw
>>223323554Nice DNA, Jake
>>223323595Damn, bad opsec kek.Jokes aside I wouldn't put much weight on any of these tests, trying to assign a certain genetic value to a geographic region makes literally no sense when you consider that humans have been migrating for almost 4000 years now and it is still happening.
