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>>223323972does anyone else have a sore throat from the wildfires
You guys call me a fat fuck but the hoes love it
i put a hex upon california
>>223324099Just wannaet you know I see you, Big Dawg, i lold
>>223324149shut the fuck up nigga
But I hex you, with a witch's brew if you're doo dooVoodooI can do what you doEasyBeleive meFrontin niggas give me Heebie Jeebies
the blacks are absolutely gagging for some race riots
For once I'm with the Macaco, shut the fuck up dude
>>223324192>>223324231Y’all just mad that you can’t call me fat anymore
>>223324223The way he's surrounded by two white boys
>>223324349What kinda queer homo faggot are you
>>223324333lol
ktim
>>223323972What ugly feet, you guys could really learn from the Italians and their general
Had a dream I was eating slices of pepperoni in the bathroom stall of my old high school
>>223324423>edizione piccolissima
Technically it should be Caestia but whatever
>female provocatorSo all females then
>>223323972female gladiators were rare but they fought topless against midgets and small animals as a joke
>tfw no thunder-thighed Celt Gladiatrix from the north gf
>>223324625
who remembers the cum bottle guy? wonder what he's up to these days
>>223324625It depends on the period but there were laws banning women under the age of 19-20 (depending on the year) from participating in gladiatorial combat in the arena. Which implies there were women who were doing that on a scale large enough to make it illegal
Infernal machine! It's easy enough to start, but how is one to tell which lever is velocitator and which the deceleratrix?
>>223323972What level is she?
>>223324791Level? Nun agg'capit.
Phrenology needs to make a comeback
how do i get the goonstink out of my roomit genuinely smells fucked in here
>>223324937open a windowwash your hands
>>223324937Stop gooning ranjesh
>>223325021Janny is off his rocker
>>223324937Open windowsWash all sheets, blankets and clothingIf possible, rent a carpet shampooer from the store and shamp the carpet.Febreeze like a motherfucker Then keep it ventilated and use picrel
why do americans unironically think chicago and rio are the safelike youre seriously gonna tell me santa teresa is anything like south chicagodumb fucks
>>223325087Nobody thinks about your shithole, shut the fuck up
>>223325087Chicago has some bad neighborhoods but it's not the most dangerous city in the US.
minion or da bob for today?
Why can't shit like this EVER happen to me? Hello? God? What the fuck, am I a fuckin mirage? Hellooooo?!
>>223325367Da Bobby
Im not a yellow fever guy and even i have to admit asian girls with big asses are more special than white girls with big asses just by rarity alone, and they're really hot to me
>>223325087Shut up nigger
Dostoyevsky is immensely talented, but I never finished the Brothers Karamazov because there was a movie made about it with Yup Brenner and The Shat that I was gonna watch but never got around to itI finished Crime and Punishment though. Brilliant
John Rod is pretty funny
>>223325500>but I never finished the Brothers KaramazovWell I did. I prefer the Master & Margarita 2bh, he didn't write that though
>>223325451Any woman can have a day ass. Ma nun è bast, it's gotta be shapely or it's just nasty, accussì, picrel
>>223325561Can I call you Lyoha
>>223325451>Im not a yellow fever guyyou will see the light eventually
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE TO ME
>>223324223it's unbelievable how they're pushing for it. literally zero evidence whatsoever that it was race related, in fact his white friends have expressed nothing but horror and sadness at the fact that he seems to have disappeared.i am also convinced that there is a massive, foreign state actor led disinformation campaigns to hype it up on social media. the outrage happened so fast and at such a scale that none of it seemed organic.
>>223325051>>223325021>he actually deleted that mild imageWtf is going on here?
>>223325404She probably knew him, ex boyfriend of something, any way they're both trailer trash and not random strangers
>>223325451What's the source on that video
Feeling advanced tiredness, the sort of tiredness that gooning won't fix
>>223325404it’s not as fun as it seemsthey’re basically just using you as a meat dildo at that point, and they get way too clingy
>>223325811 Shut the fuck up, talking like you're over here lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills
>>223325665The easiest way for foreign countries to cause trouble in America is to inflame black people, they've literally been doing it for decades and it still works
just did a poodu kno ni**a walter kronkeit dat shidd like nappa valleyhella brapperstomped hairfta be origlinated
Somebody post the pic of the kot drinking tea
>>223325881Walter Cronkite is cringe
Grim thread, where my niggas Pickles and Lyoha
>>223325935Dont reply to him please
>>223325935dont fink i sed Walter Cronkite
>>223325935why bitch clappin at tv as if she kno what goin on
>>223325961>>223325991
Sisterberg is so stressed all the time she's gone temporarily blind in one eye when will the misery end
>>223325935This webm is cringe
>>223324937ozone machine, just dont be in the room while run it and make sure you have your windows completely open.
>>223326096Yeah? Maybe you're cringe
>>223325685We have a new mod/janny that loves giving out 30 days specifically, ask zoomzoom or that other anon
>>223326070shortstein?
>>223326070When you give her to me
So if I say the janny is an evil jewnigger tranny will I get a ban?
Ask me how I knew she was not married before watching the video to check her hands
>>223326207no
>>223326222:(
>>223326204Yes, if xhe sees it
>>223326236
I think the Janny is strong and brave and don’t want to get caught in the crossfire
>>223326204https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223323972/#q223325021Take a look at what is happening in this very thread. Yesterday a couple fellow American anons said the same thing + zoomzoom, very grim if true!
>>223326207
>>223326168Yes
im canadian
>>223326501
>>223326070did you post about her hitting her head against the wall a few months ago?
>>223326501stolen valour
I used to wish I had special powers, but now I just want my joints to stop aching
LOL
>>223326392why don't you open an onlyfans account?
Cum is so geriatric we got niggas complaining about joint pain
>>223326717zoomers belong on the 'cord
>>223326692Kys
Honestly I hope Elon musk buys 4chan
>>223326879Would kill this site by integrating it into xitter
>honestly I hope everything gets even worseKILL YOURSELF NIGGA
>>223326603I just want life to stop aching
>>223326717>WeLil bro think he on the team
gockcord
>>223326603childhood is wanting to be a superheroAdulthood is being happy that death is savoring you and taking you slowly instead of giving you a brain eating virus or heart attacks
Keep having nightmares every night
>>223327053start taking a gock before bed
>>223327020Cin cin to that
>>223327053what nightmares?
Who has the discord invite?
>>223327193Kill yourself
>>223327193Be careful 'cado's in the 'cord
>>223327187the ones that are scary
>>223327053Ever since I started drinking I have this lifelike dreams
Discord is for children and pedos
Crazy how fast time moves, it makes my heart ache
There's coleslaw at the function
>>223327320No coincidence all the people using it here are tranny/faggot posting half the time
>>223327320You would know
>DC could be a state soonThis has been a meme for decades but I couldn't imagine a sane person wanting to live there. At least boricua have sovl
took a nap
>>223327288that's actually not a good thing since alcohol interferes with sleep
Straight not feeling great, sick maybe, but no matter, we juice anyway
I listened to you guys' advice and worked hard. About to take on Clair. Wish me luck guys
>>223327454Worst part is they are making it a state very the most awful reason possible. Fortunately the constitutional issues make it nearly impossible to happen.
How can you possibly hope to get a gf if you're so afraid of discord
>circle back
>>223327454Fun fact: it's actually the only place getting whiter
>>223327714>she>female bossYeah they don't accept anything like that lol instant firing
I should get fired
>>223327811dey genocidin us n shietits da big swap
nietzsche was bitch made
>3D printer that can make most plastic shapes you can thinkg of:|>a box full of plastic scandinavian bricks and directions:O
who wants to make out?
I want to go camping again being inside and sitting in front of a computer is making me suicidal
>>223327714there's a 300% chance that employee was a black guy, only they would have the sheer audacity (hilarious as it was) to do such a thing.i hope he sues their corporate cuck asses for racism or something.
>>223326354Made me lol though, what even was the original context?
>>223328018I was in that thread It was some drivel about Drake
>>223328002Then go camping, what's the big idea?
>>223328042Funny enough, I have been banned for pointing out certain traits of Drake's too. Janny seems to be a rabid Drake fan. Not sure how to discuss my cunt's culture without mentioning one of our most famous musicians and his ethnicities.
Tell me about Sandra, why does she wear the mask.
>>223327714he was 100% in the right
>>223328015the winning shall never end
I told this anonette entirely too much about myself yesterday, but I think she's not ill-intentioned. She says she's been dating a /cum/ regular for years now.
>>223328074Drake was 31 when it was publicly revealed that he was texting Millie Bobby Brown who was 14 at the time; MBB stated that Drake would give her "advice about boys" and would send "I miss you" texts to MBB
>>223328253In Brazil no one would care
Circle your dick back to my butthole
I just knew there was a jazz trumpet rendition of Nick Drake's River Man, the song fairly calls for such a treatment.
Doing hack squat now going deep deep with 10 kilos less and it's so fucking hard
>>223328340I regret to inform you that I have fallen in love with another nepobaby singer
Why does this Macaco keep talking about Brazil like anyone cares. Not for nothin but I'm getting really tired of Brazilians on this site
>>223328277>Brazilians are a bunch of creepsShocking revelation
>>223328358another one than Gracie whatsername? Is it Clairo?
>>223328253what's funny is that MBB was the one who revealed that and she was doing it in a way as to not make Drake look bad, like he was a good friend or something. She probably didn't think people would get so mad at him.
>>223328401More like rational
>>223328407Yes there is yet another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh0GyxWgKPs
even jazz fusion guitarist Lee Ritenour made a vocal version of River Man! A couple of Drake songs sound like old jazz standards. Fruit Tree comes to mind.
>>223328344I bet you have a perfect ass
>>223328056I need to sit in an ice cold office staring at a screen for 10 hours a day or I'll have to camp permanently
>>223328447why does every female singer sing in a low manly voice now? What happened to the ones who could belt out high notes?
>>223328447she looks a bit Jewish. Pretty hot tho.
>>223328433Can't believe a vapid teenage girl obsessed with fame and attention was baiting a 31 year old rich and famous musician. Never heard of such a thing in all my years.I wonder what the guys in Led Zeppelin would think about this.
>>223328447the chorus comes really close to being stomp clap hey hahaha
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>>223328525>I wonder what the guys in Led Zeppelin would think about this.my guess is 'baby baby choke my rooster momma'
>>223328525it's just funny picturing drake seeing MBB spouting this on TV and her laughing about it while Drake is sweating and wondering why this dumb bitch is sharing private stuff about them.
>>223328499She is. Her father is a jewish billionaire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Lefkofsky
>>223328525>I wonder what the guys in Led Zeppelin would think about this.She's a bit old innit
There's a famous soccer coach named Pep, so when I need frog memes I search "Pep memes' and he always comes up.
Only Drake is allowed to text 14 year old girls. If you did that, you would be in big trouble
>>223328535the real reason all the grumpy animals went extinct
>>223328589people on /mu/ are gonna have a field day
Going deep and not really is 2 completely different exercises
Janny deleted the political post
>>223326070How does that happen?
Is liking cock political?
today is a bebop cover versions of Nick Drake kinda day
>>223328725happened to me recently too
watching a film from the 80s
Bongland shenanigans
I don't know why mods care about political posts in the generals. They never take over the entire thread and don't bother anybody.
political post: trap all libtards in a giant dutch oven
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed Metwally Gamel I am full Russian R1a.
>>223328883you're on the highway to the danger zone there, son
I'm so fucking tired, bad bad day to not feel good
>>223328895theyd rather have a dead board and thread and want us to talk about the weather and how amsterdam bike paths are heckin cool >>223328935Alhamdulillah ahmedhave you done your five squats to sisi yet today?
*nibbles on your neck*
Why don't zoomers trade in shitcoin? CAUSE THEY'D REPEATEDLY HAVE TO PRESS A BUTTON THAT SAYS 'MID' TO SET THE SHORTING PRICE!
>>223329064>why don't people engage in my degenerate behavior so my prices can go up?
Had a Gamberi al Cocco appetizer for lunch. I don't know if it's just because it's hot outside, but I don't think it's really my thing. Frutta di mare shouldn't be sweet, and while I enjoyed the crispy texture, the flavor left a bit to be desired
I got my car on 2 wheels earlierThought we were flipping
>>223329131it was a joke and the punchline was that zoomers have negative associations with the word 'mid'
>>223329173The demons won, humanity lost
Janny didn't like that, no sir, not one bit.
have come to the conclusion that I will only enjoy video games again when I buy a recliner and play on my tvsitting at a desk simply is not comfy enough to chill
>>223329278he's just following orders
>>223329311guess (((who)))'s giving them (it's THE JEWS)
>>223329298I've always had this attitude which is why I'll never get into PC gaming>inb4 retards tell me you can still sit in a recliner and use a controller for PC gaming
Just got ending W in Nier Automata
>>223329311No doubt the soldati at Dachau said something similar whilst trying to expiate themselves of their sins
Everyone too scared to post
>deleted within less a minute of posting Not even CP gets deleted that quickly. Fuck off kike jannies.
>>223329528this
>>223329528What was deleted
>>223329603Stop posting this ugly beaner
>>223329709she's your next president, so get used to her
I guess congratulations are in order to the /cum/ userbase for its high rate of employment. Cause where else would everyone be otherwise, amirite?
>>223329735>where else would everyone be otherwiseRandomly range banned and unable to post
>>223329727Careful, that's mighty close to political diacussion
>>223329727She won't even get nominated
>>223329334>what is 2+2>don’t give me that 4 bullshit give me a good answer
Accidentally reused yesterday's unwashed coffee cup
>>223329735this is a lame ass normalfag general. no wonder schizos are always able to take over in here.
>>223329806Great. Now you've got cancer probably
what a CHAD I gotta say
>having a job makes you a "normalfag" to this unemployable troglodyteEven the incelliest of incels needs an income
Ain't no way little bro really has a job
just mushed down this bih
Went deep on the squat now on the adductor I'm trembling right from the get go
I actually don't care if there's hair in my food at a restaurant because I'm not a drama queen
>>223330089>t. Greek/Iranian/Armenian restaurant enjoyer
>>223329709duuuuuuuuuuude
>>223328892seems like fertile ground for a variety of hate crimes honestly. just ripped gigachads choke slamming trannies into the sod or spear-tackling them and imploding their sternum. very risky.
>>223328644I remember when I was 19 my parents made a big deal out of me seeing a 16 year old girl despite me telling them that we didn’t live in the USA, and that the age of consent in Canada is 16. They didn’t believe it or it wouldn’t click. Brainwashed by tv and movies
>>223330280you parents are zoomers? do they wear perms?
>>223330265you know they'd have to let the trannies win or be arrested
>>223330265That's the UK they're going to make the male rugby players let the trannies win
>>223330414heh
>>223330414The Poopranos
I'm so tired gahdamn
>>223330414>AI watermarkstunad.
>image flip is ai
>>223330740the gemini logo, stronzo.
>The ferry ride itself from Vancouver (Tsawwassen terminal) to Victoria (Swartz Bay terminal) takes 1 hour and 34 minuteswow, really? but it looks like such a long way on the map! hope to visit those cities someday
>make 86k >all i could afford to buy is a 1 bedroom apartment>technically live below my means so i save like $2k a month>unhappy with tens of thousands in the bank, nothing to spend it on because lol one bedroom apartment>have to save for another 5 years to actually get a place with some space to have fun and my life can begin>i'm getting close to 40 years oldmodernity sucks
>>223330861Life sucks and then you die, so at least we have something to look forward to
>>223330847Staje zitt', coglione
I marinated raw chicken in buttermilk. Can I use the excess buttermilk to make biscuits? The cooking process will kill all the bacteria and everything, right?
>>223330861just think, if canada wasn't full of jeets, housing prices would be normal. fucking boomers ruined everything
I'm a gemini
Every time I see my one coworker I be thinking of that Jason Derulo song "Wiggle"Get it? Because it when she
>>223330861shut the hell up you privileged crybaby.
>>223331105kekis a life that would be considered absolutely squalid just 15 years ago privileged?
>>223331046yep, absolutely, the internal temp of biscuits is gonna be like 20 degrees higher than the temp needed to cook chicken
>>223330861>close to 40Oof madone
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BE TOUGH LIKE MEAND I CAN WAIT FOREVERfor this shitcoin to pump
>>223331171kid if you were making 86 grand 15 years ago you would have to hire security just to keep all the supermodels away.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
why does the caged anus sing? *BBBRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFT*
>>223331254who is they?
>>223331291
who in their right mind would want to go to Vancouver
this Canadian band I'm watching perform the whole of Pink Moon showcases why covering Nick Drake is so hard, they're playing really faithful renditions rather than making the songs their own because the music is so perfect that it's hard to think of something to top his ideas. So what's the point of listening to some dude with a worse voice do the songs over?
>Scrolled through whole thread>not a single Mexican flagWhat the fuck is wrong with these threads? We have USAsians, Canadians and FUCKING SLAVS AND RUSSIANS but no Mexicans?
this nigga eatin beans
>>223331402they speak a different language than us and shouldn't be included in this thread.
>>223331402and nothing of value was lost
it seems the only way to make a good Nick Drake cover is to play it like a bebop composition
>>223331462>tf>tp
>>223331524youre an hindu
Ok so if you aren't a American, Canadian, or Mexican you can go ahead to your own general now
>>223331544note the implicit h-dropping that romance speakers do reflexively :D
>>223331549Oops thought that was my angry cat, not the sad one
>>223331549I don't have one because I speak better English than Serbocroatian and I do not want to read endless coprophiliac posts by backward Balkanoids
Imagine fallout 5 if it was set in mexico city, the legion conquered it and is currently in a civil war between vulpes, lanius and Lucius, and everyone in Mexico is a ghoul because americans didn't build vaults there
beene :D
I found a piece of broken glass in my bacon, so I emailed the company, they ignored me. They probably think I'm a scammer.
>>223331544riveting comeback>>223331549we need to build a wall and have outer /int/ pay for it
>>223331592Mexicans already look like ghouls
>>223331612The vibes manJust imagine these three characters in an actual game
int anons from other languages can read our general but we can't read their generals. how is that fair?
Might have to flee to the jewnited states lads. Is Northern Idaho still a white enclave like it was in the 1990s?
all the housekeepers at the hospital were some sort of mexican
>The historical English letter that represented the "th" sound was called thorn (Þ, þ).well, as a Slav, it certainly is a thorn in my side :D
>>223331672unironically go to salt lake city if you can find a job theregreat city with all the modern conveniences
slovenly
>>223331672Told you not to write those things about the Fabian Society on Facebook smfh
>>223331738I certainly am, though the national stereotype is contrary to that, people here tend to have a strong work ethic
>>223331750i tried warning them burham pmship was gonna be hell but they were all like nooo better than starmer harr harr harrmorons
right so anyone who doesnt live in a third world yurt/brown favela want to answer my question thanks
>>223331770we all know how eastern europe workswe pretend to work while they pretend to pay >>223331800you should come here mi amor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
>>223331837Feels like your country peaked in 2014, then 7-1 happened and you dropped like 10 places in GDP ranking
>>223331837Slovenia is one of the wealthiest countries in the world now, like top 15%, it's not a typical eastern european country cause it was a part of western europe for a lot of its history
Ive come to the steady realization that /cum/ is a combination of bots and mentally disabled people repeating the same stimming forms in every thread being completely incapable of going off-script or paying attention to anything being posted
>>223331877you dont understand how brasil worksthe worse this country does economically the more opportunities for me
>>223331586To us YOU are the backward balkanoid
>>223331921Hello yes I need attention
>>223331921You don't know what stimming is until you've seen /brit/
>>223331592>After the loss of their family, Raul knew that he and Rafaela could not stay at the ranch: they were forced to flee by the vengeful refugees, who even placed a bounty on him. Despite his sister's fears, he convinced Rafaela to come with him to Mexico City by promising to take her to see the vaqueros (Spanish for "cowboys"). Being young and unaware of the world, neither knew anything about nuclear bombs and especially not radiation. Though it wasn't hit as hard as other places in America, by the time the Tejadas reached Mexico City, according to an older Raul, it was little better than a "radioactive ruin." The city was occupied by looters, who eventually gathered into raider tribes over time.seems like it's pretty much destroyed already
i only listen to hardcore bands like imagine dragons
>>223331977I only listen to nepobabyslop like Gracie, Clairo, Stella and Phoebe
I have no doubt that Fallout is a good series of games I just never played them and have no desire to
>>223331921Ive come to the steady realization that you’re a bellend
>>2233320023 is one of the worst games I've ever played, no joke. I genuinely do not understand why people like it so much.
If you like BotW or TotK you would like fallout
>>223332053Leafs do be like that
>>223332077we don't have suicide machines. You need doctor approval to kill yourself.
>>223331347chinese people
This is what happens when bad meets evilWe hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's evilAnd I'm bad like Steve SeegalFuck the law cuz we don't agree with police neither Shit me neitherWe ain't eager to be legalSo please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle™
I dreamt I was playing basketball
They never found Nancy Guthrie's mom :/
Who
>>223332260Forgot about thatThink she probably just got murdered and buried in the desert
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