Yacht rock hero editionPrev: >>223335480
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i hate my job
I don't get yacht rock
>>223337548My mom loves that shit
>>223337548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgwit's best I post some prime Franks since I made a thread about him
Imagine how simple life was when we lived in mud huts. Harvest some tubers, dance and play music with the wife, have sex, and go to bed. Repeat...
>>223337570Have sex in the same room as your 8 children
>>223337564I like some of the bands that are labeled yacht rock I just don't get why they're grouped together. Like Steely Dan and Toto don't sound similar.
>>223337579where do you think those 8 children came from bro
>>223337594Toto played both hard rock, like the songs you probably know, and yacht rock, like Georgy Porgy & Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0XexvYSyMmore exceptionally cheesy yet smooth music from the Franksmeister
>>223337608What exactly makes yacht rock yacht rock.
There is no point in going back to college because I am a useless retard and I made peace with being a loser there is no way on earth a girl will like me again..I
>>223337632>there is no way on earth a girl will like me again..Iare you good looking fella?
>>223337629the mood is pensive, it's lowkey, and the music is a mix of pop, jazz, soft rock, latin and blues. Keybs and horns play a major role.
goon shit
i just finished watching the new he-man movie
>>223337646Is Chicago yacht rock?
you can add funk and reggae. Steely Dan intentionally tried to mix all of the US's black genres into a marketable whole, not really because they wanted to be rich but more so that they were just nerds who were interested if the experiment would work out
>>223337629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRtJdxaXV8this is yacht rock
>>223337669they're pretty close. Is Foreigner yacht rock? Probably!
>>223337645I am half sryian and half white so I am a short 5ft8 man who got the worst of both white and Arab
you don't even like yacht rock you just like talking about it because it's a hip meme even though it all sucks it's like when people pretended to like trap music or dubstep
The Police is yacht rock
>>223337685No they're new wave
>>223337683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78bruh, listen to this fucking songwtf are they even doingjfc
Dreading my Birthday
>>223337685>yachty album titles>leisurely reggae rhythmsyes
yacht rock is post punk
>>223337683the meme is 20 years old
what about yacht gock
>>223337682i asked if you were a good looking fella not your ethnicity. have girls reached out to you in school? like have they expressed interest? prom?
>>223337702Why
>>223337716a daring synthesis
>>223337708it's disco, really, but tailored to middle aged white people
>>223337716you have our interest....
>>223337726nigga stop trying to groom this little brown kid in front of us holy fuckin shit you're on thin ice
>>223337716why do canadians present themselves like this?
but it's also jazz, tho mainly it's disco
>>223337726No never in school I had a girl said I was decent looking but the only time I ever had a girl attracted to me was the Taiwanese girl I met in Taiwan and when I was shit faced
>>223337731but disco is white pepo funk
>>223337737what? i know many 'losers' who have had relationships, sex, the whole circus...
Michael Franks is definitely a jazz pop balladeer like idk Jason Mraz was later, but he has that funky kick in his music that makes him yacht, he is not very disco at all, though he has tracks trying to ape the Dan...every yacht rocker has such tracks
>>223337743okay so you're fine in the looks department. just work on yourself; go to the gym, shower, maintain a decent level of hygiene, socialize more
Holy kino
>>223337775oh lord
>>223337750of course, but the aggression of a James Brown or a Rick James have little in common with sulking yacht rockers, musically as well as conceptually, despite the influence being strong
>>223337775this shits sad man
>>223337702I am like this as well. I don't like the attention or anything like that, I'd rather a quiet dinner and no gifts or cards.
>>223337775too bad one of them lived :'(
>>223337779that was like Dead End, only it sucked!*has
>2000's tv show has a party scene>Men Without Hats - Safety Dance starts playing
>>223337768I like abusing drugs I sadly no more dealers
finally looked into this "futa" stuff Anon was always talking about...
drinking milk
My sister banned me from coming home drunk because I puked on the floor and told her I am glad my ex is in debt and her grandpa died
>>223337852federal unemployment tax act? i don't think it's that bad
>>223337860bet you didn't even clean the floor
>>223337836Well adjusted people like myself can reasonably use recreational drugs without major societal harm, or personal or career issues. I use cocaine a couple times a month and use mushrooms every 2 or 3 months without my life falling apart.
>>223337882No she did and she had to guide me to my room as I talked about hating people and hoping some people would either kill themselves or be in a dark pits in hell
>>223337897no wonder ur banned
I knew a guy who got so drunk so often and so badly that he was kicked out of the Navy. He got kicked out of college shortly after that for the same reason. He was such a fuck up.
>>223337900What else I am supposed to do if I hate my life I am not allowed hardcore drugs especially since I did lsd cocaine meth and pain pills
>>223337908So! Did he get sober? Nothing like losing everything to find where the bottom of the bottle is.
>>223337908I had an injun roommate in college and he'd go out alone, get some whisky and run around the mountain behind the college butt ass naked at 5amthe campus police would bring him back when I was sleeping, I'd be like sure yeah I'll watch him and immediately go back to bed and he'd leave and get arrested and thrown in the drunk tank haha.
>>223337908The worst thing I did while drunk was shit in a urinal at a gas station because the guy wanted me to buy some shit before I use the bathroom so I did it then ran
>>223337928LOL
>>223337908what a life
>>223337908I know a guy who became homeless in North Bay because he was an out of control alcohol. He had a loving and supportive family, but nobody could take him in or else he would drink himself to death.
>>223337928I have two worst things:1. Projectile vomited all over an uber with all my friends in it, including one friend sitting in my lap and it got all over her hair.2. Got lost in my college dorm and went into the wrong room and tried climbing in some other guys bed while he was in it because I thought it was my bed
>>223337929When I did lsd I was locked out of a dunken donuts screaming give me coffee to her while running around the building shirtless I somehow ended up at my grandpa's house passed out on my bathroom with cuts cigs and jerking off while on lsd
>>223337938why the frick was his door open
>>223337918Sort of. He is fat and retarded and works a wagie job, so much wasted potential. His girlfriend is very ugly.>>223337925The firewater is a curse upon all of them.>>223337933North Bay is a sad place, I would drink excessively if I lived there too.
>>223337951It wasn't, our rooms were connected by a shared bathroom in the middle, I got turned around in it
Every good memory and triumph of mine has been recontextualized by time into a memory of failure and suffering. Now I just try to zone out so I have no memories to torment me.It's been working, but I'm not wealthy enough to keep it up
>>223337938Besides urinal shit I broke a window I accidentally caught a bush on fire Stole glasses from a bar Got away with assault and assault with a weapon
>>223337548it's just mellow but sophisticated soft rock that's very satisfying to listen to
>>223337908what a dumbass retard
>>223337937is pepsi better than wine?
One time it was 4/20 and I was at an expensive Japanese steakhouse restaurant with a friend and his dad. I was violently stoned on edibles, greened out, and threw up all over the table. I then went to the washroom and proceeded to throw up all over the stall (the toilet, walls, floor, etc). I felt so bad I tipped 100%.
>>223337727Nothing to do. I have no frens and no girls while where I live sucks this time of year so I'll probably just get drunk and sad in some club area.>>223337797I love this part because this is what my family does, it's everything else that sucks.
>>223337983that guy fucks and you dont haahahaha
>>223337991proof that incels are superior
>>223337955>The firewater is a curse upon all of them.yeah I always figured it was a bit of a meme back when I was younger, but no. and this guy was definitely half white too, that's how bad it is
>>223337908How the fuck do you get kicked out of the Navy for drinking to much, it's impressive at that point>>223337991>NavyOh he fucks, just not who you think he fucks...
>>223337986Anything is better than wine
>>223337955>, I would drink excessively if I lived there too.The worst part of this guy's story is he was raised in the suburbs of Toronto, with a cottage in Parry Sound, he just had some loser uncles and cousins in North Bay which drew him up there for labour jobs
>>223337986wine is >>>>>>>>>
can we talk about something fun please?
>>223338006He told me the last straw was when the MPs found him passed out in the bathroom on base covered in his own vomit and then he tried to fight one of them when they woke him up.>>223338019North Bay is full of losers in my experience, it's deadsville. Sort of like Timmins but with less meth.
Still bullshit that I have to live with my sister and her rules are >No hard core drugs anymore >No my getting drunk and coming home >Don't scream racial slurs in her house >Compare women to cats >Smoking weed in the backyard or hot boxing my bathroom
Nietzsche, Kant, Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, just to name a few incels
>>223338035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIKGVwJLs8like this amazing early 80's boating track by one Mike Franks?
>>223338035Not much fun left in this world
>>223338048noone cares about your contrarian music tastes
OH FUCK I THINK I HAVE A DRY SOCKET OH FUCK OH SHIT IT HURTS SO BAD
>>223338036>kicked out of Canadian militaryFuck me that's embarassing
>>223338040you don't actually have to live in your sister's house. instead of being pussywhipped you could make all your own rules for your own castle.
>>223338049good thing this thread is a containment zone where we can make our own fun
god knew things would get weird if he gave me a sister so he didn't
>>223338078Last time I tried that in the house I beat up her current husband and he was very pissy aboutit
>>223338099rare funny post from the Brazil incel
>>223338101Nice larp
Legalize cocaine
okay let's say i actually do get a yacht to do some rock onhow do i learn to saildo i justlikepull ropes and shit
the future is static, it's autodramatic
>>223338114you need to fart on the sails
>>223338114et a motor yacht, sail boats are for nerds
>>223338105Her husband is not really strong he is kind of a redditor who does nothing all day I work landscaping and lift weights when not doing drugs
>>223338101i meant move out, not make up dream scenarios where you win to cope
Did you know 49 out of our 50 governors have positive approval ratings, and 46 by double digits? We sure love our governors
>>223338126you get into fights with extended family members?
>>223338135we call them Premiers here
>>223338125but even those styx dudes were likecome sail awaycome sail awaycome sail away, with me?
>>223338136Yes I fought cousins and I was kicked out of my aunt's for beating my cousin and also for doing shrooms
>>223338142I unironically like Premier Ford
>>223338153sounds like you're a massive loser
>>223338114it's better to buy a speedboat and just pretend you're on a yacht
>>223338153Shrooms is like the tamest most grounding drug
>>223338155its funny how Ontario always elects the opposite party as whoever the PM is.
>>223338169>>223338157I am I failed at life at 23. I failed college I failed at love and now I work a dead end job wanting to be killed
>>223338174You're only 23. My adult life didn't really start until I was about 27. I finished a graduate degree at age 30 and got married at 33. You still have lots of time to figure it out.
i dont tell people to stop, i just look at them with contempt because i know its genetic
>>223338155Why?
yearly 2k bill just to do some basic shit at the dealership like changing oil and calibrating and shit
>>223338193I failed at college I tried to do a bullshit CNA course so they would pay for me a medical lab tech but realized it would only make 18 an hour and I make more landscaping. I also can't get a part time job willing to work around my schedule also good luck trying to do classes while working blue collar
>>223338201I think he is principled but also responsive to the public opinion
>>223338216seems like a lot
>>223338223aint that the truth
>>223338222You are joking right?
>>223338216you can do that yourself
>>223338219Again, you're only 23. When I was 23 I was finishing college and working part time at a golf course at 4am cleaning golf clubs ans setting up carts for rich fags
Ford? Some relation to DOUG FORD the cocaine addict?
cool jazz, AOR, sophisti-pop, elevator music, vocal jazz...YACHT!
I want to live forever so I can keep playing vidya
>>223338231Thing is only jon I can work and not fuck up is 6 am to 6 to 7 pm with no room for negotiations. I would love to in a world where I could actually focus on school but I can't afford to go into debt my credit score is 738
I'm 23 in 3 days
23 year old /cum/ niggas be like "its over. it's unequivocally over" when they have lived for all of 45 seconds
>>223338256johnny I hardly knew yajust kidding, your body starts depreciating at 26HB!
funny cat
>>223338261Thing is I have no way attending college or improving my life my last foreman was right I should give up on college or construction because my only fate is being a retard in a super market
>>223338261many such casesi recognize this one though because he attentionfags on the 'log as well
Chie Satonaka is now my girlfriend.
>>223338261yeah but I'm 31 still working a menial job and living with my parents its pretty fucking over
>>223338276go to trade school
cum was so much better before he came back
>>223338323The Mack is recurrent, he is like the tides and the changing of seasons
>>223338323Trump?
Real shit day today. Easily the worst all year so far.
>>223338255>credit score is 738Isn't this considered good credit?
When is the Jason /cum/back happening?
>>223338350What happend bro?
>>223338350Why
>>223338317I don't wanna work blue collar work I been working landscaping/grounds keeping for 3 years and I also sucked roofing also I am not very smart I am kind of a useless retard who was kicked out of the construction side of our landscaping business
>>223338312same situationnot really over though, you could still do an apprenticeship, nursing school, or go to college(for something actually valuable) if you have the money
>>223338352I don't know I have a amex with a 3500 dollar limit and a capital one thats 15000
>>223338366>>223338367Work drama, schizo ex drama, dogberg needs a 2000 dollar surgery drama.
The maladaptive daydreams are getting more complex. This time I was a role player in the NBA who had a career ending injury and took a job coaching a team in Israel, eventually leading them to the FIBA European Champions League, after which I'm asked to coach Israel's national team where we defeat the US in a Miracle on Ice type of situationSpent about an hour and 15 minutes in that delusion. I've never even played basketball before
>>223338371Good luck on the apprenticeship part they only open like maybe once a year and you end up being beaten to the finish line because every fucking retard is doing it
>>223338380I think your credit is okay. In my Province the government offers interest free loans for students, maybe your state offers a similar program.
>>223338368what do you want to do then?
>>223338391Tomorrow will be a better day
>>223338392Um that's kind of weirdNot even the scenario, but daydreaming for an hour and a half
>>223338409I want to get a job in healthcare but I am a pussy so I wanna be a lab tech but I can't manage a job full time and college
>>223338392(((White))) Men Can't Jump 2: Iron Dunk
the more I become like an American, the happier I feelthe non-specific, broad use of vocabulary, the undefeatable enthusiasm, the inability to profess my own guilt, the love of smalltalk, the casual grand statements...fuck yea!
>>223338392Project Monarch ahh shit.
abstinence is cool
>>223338427go live with your parents while you go to college
>>223338459It's hard to get laid when you live with your parents
>>223338419I've been neet so long I don't even enjoy vidya anymore, so my only escape is into my mind
>>223338459My mom is dead and my dad has a new family he told me I am not allowed to see him because he doesn't want my half siblings knowing I exist
>>223338473getting laid is nice, but getting a job in healthcare is a career
>>223338459>go live with your parents while you go to collegeI'm doing this right now and it sucks because of >>223338473
>>223338484blackmail him
>>223338353idk I saw him on r9k again posting his dinner. he said his sisters were CHUDS and didn't support trannies, sad!!!
>>223338496I have some morals and I think it would be cruel for me to pop up and text his wife saying yeah he has a son and daughter btw he drove his last wife to suicide
If your favorite music genre contains an adjective you have shit taste simple as
>>223338497>his sisters are more based than himwhat a twist
>>223338509I suppose your love is RAVEYEAH!EVERYBODY!TIE YOUR SHOES!RESPECT FOR THE MAN IN THE ICECREAM VAN!YUHHHH!
>>223338517probably cause they're not porn addicts I'd imagine.
>>223338521>t.nightcore platonic electro death-folk synth metal afficionadosimpleton
For me it's neo-classical hoedowns
>>223338495>it sucks because ofYou need to find a gf or fwb with her own place and take advantage of that
your mother's a hoedown
>>223338503I guess, also I have seen enough boomer crime shows to know blackmail never ends well
>>223338534the Scooter guy is a legend tho, he is so beyond bad taste that he's made two circles around the planet since he was in bad taste
I'm the greatest swordsman in all of China
>>223338558yo mama is a pro-bono whore
>>223338574at least i know my mother
>>223338574what more in the name of love
>>223338593so does the whole town
>>223338548>You need to find a gf or fwb with her own place>he thinks American girls give two shits about actual gender equalitylol, lmao even
>>223338602it's a small town, everyone knows everyone
goodnight
>>223338616>dude lives in a swinger comunitywtf man?
>>223338616
>>223338630we're all relatives
>>223338646are you mormons and descended from some guy who had a harem?
>>223338605It can't be too different than here. When I was early 20s I lived at home but had a fwb who had her own apartment in the city. Thursday night hookups became routine for us, and my parents became accustomed to me not coming home Thursday nights.
>>223338684What was his name
>>223338669Mennonites
>>>/r9k/85161257everyone go say hi to gayson
>being so new you try and give zoom zoom advice to fix his unmedicated sperg lifew.e.w.
>>223338684>I lived at home but had a fwb who had her own apartment in the cityDude post-COVID might as well be another planet. FWB relationships don't exist anymore.
>>223338705>unmedicatedIf I had SSRIs or meth I'd probably kill myself or troon out and then ack within a year
>>223338738You don't know shit about relationships because you don't know anyone in real life and get all your information from the internet
oh zoomtard is the one always sperging about being 23 and his life over? fucking retarded faggot I knew I didn't like that guy
>>223338753>You don't know shit about relationshipsFalse, my parents are still together and love each other while I've heard countless relationship stories from normalfags at my jobs and elsewhere>you don't know anyone in real lifeI do it's just that they aren't friends with me or aren't interested in becoming friends/gfs>get all your information from the internetThat's besides the point, everyone does
>>223338764He needs to stop complaining
>zoom zoom is backme? just did a propa gud zoom zoom in the poo closet
>>223338764>zoomtard is the one always sperging about being 23 and his life over?Not that guy, I was rangebanned until late last night.I am very blackpilled but it isn't over per se.
There's a poster in this general with terminal cancer and he whines less than zoomshit
>>223338774yes he does. it's literally been the same schtick for months on end
>>223338781>There's a poster in this general with terminal cancerHe's still here? I thought he died.
>>223338775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L_LwS2aqSII wouldn't exactly advise you to do drugs, but that would probably switch your OS to a different realm
>>223338753This. This retard needs to meet real people in social settings.
zoom zoom is a compulsive liar and a narcissist. its doubtful whether he has a lot of the problems he bitches about. he comes here because its known as an incel website and he creates incel narratives to get attention. if you foolishly try and help he will always have an excuse for why his situation is unique and the things that work for millions of people can't possibly apply to him. because its all bullshit and he gets off on stringing you along. really he belongs on r9k with the other psychos but people keep giving him his jollies here.
>>223338434How about Weisman Can't Jump
>>223338828all da indignities I hafta suffah in life and now he says Weisman can't jump! I'll give ya 2:1!
>>223338751We will start calling you troon troon instead of zoom zoom
>>223338484you sound like a real stand up person
I took a poo and there was undigested food in my poop
>>223338827>zoom zoom is a compulsive liar and a narcissistnot everything needs a diagnosis. it's storebrand loser behavior a gorillion other internet creatures exhibit daily
Smoking weed.
>>223338828corr read diss as Welshmen can't jumpmakes ya fink isnaeit
>>223338915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcKJySjJunI...WITH HELIOS CREED!
>>223338915Cocaine
phwoar used to enjoy weissbeertastes like wheatabix
>>223338946hoppy weissbier tastes just like IPA
yeah so i'm pretty much just poor, retarded, ugly, and old
I find it funny that my life is so shitty people think I'm lying about it.
>>223338971
Jerked off twice last night now I don't feel the need to do it tonight. Probably will do it anyway though
>>223338995ktim
Teach me how to dougie Teach me Teach me how to dougie Teach me how to dougie You ain't fucking with my dougie
>>223338946I used to really like this john right here but I don't really like fruity beer anymore as I age
>>2233390274.9% just isn't enough for a beast such as myself
why, pray tell, would i be downloading 1.2gb of tranny gives herself footjob oil 2k quality (20 min) if not to jerk off? hm?
>>223339061Link?
>>223339061strange wapu diss
I'M TIRED OF LOADING JOINTS INTO THE LOADING DOCK!
>>223339027phwoari do like watermelon flavor (but dont relly like actual watermelons)
what should have been a simple goon turned into a lengthy, complicated and simply messy procedure
I have gentle eyes
>>223339144you nade a yacht rock breadingtonberg on /mu/ yet?
>>223339158tranny porn will do that to you
>>223339164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztj36lnGRNoI did, it sank without a trace
Might lock in
Most of the girls I've had crushes on ended up having sex with my friends
>>223339061are we sharing with the class or just bragging
>>223339158i never seensuch incel a man
>>223339186>>223339189
>>223338946Come to Kansas City and have a nice pint of Boulevard wheat
ahhh, naval puns....the very core of the English language
>>223339176If it ain’t kpop /mu/ don’t care
crazy idea, what if superman was evil
>>223339197kek
what if god was one of us
>>223339241JUST A SLAV LIKE ONE OF US
>>223339234like nietzche innit
Don't forget to like and subscribe my posts to see more from me!
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why was it called the salmon of knowledge? because it swims upstream!
eating the 3 am chicken cause i took 2 hours to goon
Stephen Harper had an odd look about him
Women need to have testicles swollen with gobs of shemen the size of billiard balls that they can't possibly hide as they go about their daily lives and everyone would just have to pretend not to notice for society to function as we know it
>>223339326see>>223339171
>>223339349the weirder you look, the better PM you are. Look at Trudeau, looks. like a model but destroyed our country
What a double whammy. Growing up I took refuge on the wired to escape the pains of meatspace. They flooded the wired with all the same problems and people from meatspace and destroyed 99% of everything that made the wired worthwhile. But now everything in meatspace is also enshittified and unenjoyable. They made the world really gay and shitty.
US domestic news is becoming a blur.
>>223339186I can sort of relate. All the girls who I introduced to my friends group pretty sure ended up fucking at least 1 of them. I never had a crush on any of them though so idgaf
yeah, pretty much this
>>223339495>I never had a crush on any of them though so idgaf>I can sort of relate.sounds like cope
Just watched The Backrooms, complete garbage movie. Can't fathom that anyone genuinely liked this piece of crap hipster garbage.The entire movie feels like they just asked Chat GPT to come up with a plot to attract super gay hipster zoomers. The thing I hated the most about it was how you can tell the film has this pretention of being profound, like it's super full of itself while actually just being a mediocre horror film
I don't understand how you can have bad credit. sign up to pay a utility, get a credit card and pay it off monthly, take out a loan, pay it back as you agreed to. don't miss payments like a fuckup. 800+ easy. it baffles me that people regularly decline to make payments for things. >>223338719those look very good
>>223339537>piece of crap hipster garbageYou know it's from the last good /x/ post ever made right
cities attract exclusively the worst people on planet earth
sometimes when I go out and play sports in the heat and get just a touch dehydrated, I get a raging headache when I get a boner...what the fuck I can't fap like this
Surely that's not what I think it is, right?
>>223339613looks like a 2 to me
>>223339604those people out there are murderers! you don't know what they do outside of church!
Night shift bros how we feeling?>https://youtu.be/-h0Khcp1GUU
>>223339602I don't care
>>223339650I can feel the 3am inspiration welling up inside me like a charge attack
There's an online hobby community that involves seeing how many seemingly useful items you can carry around in a bindle like a homeless guy and they call it EDC -- Every day carry, so there's also a sort of ritual aspect to it, like sun salutations or saying prayers at night
>>223339905performative
>>223339650bring back the netherlands from the 90s, I miss it so much
>>223339916And not only that but it's exclusively an online thing I've never seen someone walk around with a toolbelt around his waist
I like it when you're NIIIICE to me
I want to titfuck this american girl between her big tits and bust a fat nut in her facehttps://youtu.be/v68tcy3gHBs
>>223339983like Jimmy Buffet used to say, changes in altitudes, changes in attitudes!
>>223339988I will never have this
>>223339999
>>223339905Too much stuff. I don't like having my pockets full of shit.
>>223339988A fitting recompense for my life of solitude so far would be the opportunity to fill the role of househusband for a booktuber e-celeb...and on second thought nevermind of course she's a feminist. Why does every tittymong have to be such a boring dunce
How do I get Murican or Canuck citizenship I am sick of this shithole called the Middle Khara, I wanna live among humans at
>>223340036bookworm leftist women are my bread and butter, that's how I get laid
>>223340044Apply to work at a bank in nyc
I think he said latitudes thoLOOKIN FOR MY-AH LOST SHAKER O' SALT!
The raped
>>223340075Love Babish, Ragusea, Pasta Grammar, etc etc>>223340044>I suffer in the land of big titty brunettes
>>223340051It's different in America than it is in Europe. American women are awful.
>>223340075kek this is me
>>223340119I almost got laid with an American girl once, but the moment I openly mentioned having sex she suddenly got offended and left
>>223340105What about cooking with jack, townsends, kays cooking?
>>223340143>the moment I openly mentioned having sex she suddenly got offended and leftAmericans are deeply neurotic and mentally ill about sex
>>223340119Just be yourself
>>223340146>kays cookingmy ex girlfirend used to watch that religiously, there was also a really fucking fat girl who was always talking about losing weight and made some really nasty dishesI also like BBQ Pit Boys, the meat is almost never done when they cut it open>>223340175reminds me of belgians,belgian women will have sex with you just fine, but have sex long enough and they expect you to marry them, no joke, catholics are crazy
>>223340207Bbq pit boys are kino. Same. My gf and I love this slop.>https://youtu.be/vjH11FY5tRs?si=46W2-AmxvrbhL4LI
That new Strokes album kinda sucks butthole ngl. Not even going to listen to the new choli because AG Cook's existence violates BDS
>>223340286GOT MY BARBECUE SHOES ON
>>223340044Get married. If you pay me, I'll marry you so you get US citizenship. Dead serious.
A Dutch commando was killed in my city not too long ago
almost forgot dave portnoy:https://youtu.be/ZLFL0OZskic
>>223340300BORN IN CAAAAROOOOLIIIIINAI'M NOT LIKE THAAAAAT!
AH!I meantOW!no, I didn't really mean that at all
I baked the next thread. You're whale cumNew: >>223340440Next ^^^Migrate ^^^^^
