Mack the Knife EditionPrevious:>>223340440
>I'm named after Bobby Darin.. Mr. Walden Robert Cassoto
see end of last breadberg for sun very good posts by myself. my retort to the dutch man?i roon, little man
>>223352755Like Louis Armstrong's version of this
It's a nice rainy day today
i love the bobby darin "dream lover"
Bobby Darin and Sandra Dee back in '65You shoulda seen him at the Copa. On fire? FORGET about it.
reminder not to engage with those kinds of flags.
>Talking with an Ethiopian on Hellotalk>He starts begging for money That's it I'm deleting this shitty app
grocery store sushi
What do we think of Splatoon Raiders
>>223352813Imma call you Scott cause you on some 1-ply shit
im cuming aaaaaaaaaaa
the proposals for the new EU banknotes are neato
>>223353122looks good
The woke and the broke and the bespoke
>>223353122kindof wish we were a bit more creative with bills, like with the quarters
unironically jealous of normies with high body count
Is this the true power of autism?!https://youtu.be/GCkJ5m-dtfw
Trying to poop, not successfully
I take life a quarter mile at a time.
>>223353218why? the novelty runs out quickly and it turns out the meme of "it feels better with someone you care about" is actually true.
A woke a broke and a bespoke walk into a bar
>>223353349What do you mean "why"? Why the fuck do you think. All your cope don't change the fact that sexo feels good
>>223353349This :(
>>223353349you can experience different women
Behead all those that humble brag
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>>223353374Right but you can have a lot of sexo with a smaller number of people, aka having a lower body count. having good sex with only like 5 people ever is way better than having ok sex with 50 people unironically.
>>223353324is that from fast and furious or gone in sixty seconds
resisted the urge to buy delta 8
>>223353446That's from Shrek 2 I believe
>>223353446It's from Furious 60 Seconds
>>223353510They made movie about my sex life?
Good afternoon janny
Kek
if you aren't using AI to work on a project right now you're ngmi
>>223353592What project, I'm a security guard
>>223353374You can purchase a prostitute if its sex you need
My belly button is wet no idea why
im not a genesis fan
i got pre-approved for my bank's ELITE mastercard. i've made it
>>223353622Automate your incident reports. Use AI to optimize your routes. Security knowledge chatbot. 3 ideas right there for your security job
>>223353592I don't think they can do what I do. I'm a programmer you see
this just popped up this morning. i guess it's over for cortanaberg.>We understand this may affect the way you work, but there are new and exciting ways you can get help with your tasks, calendar, email, and more.>Voice access in Windows 11 (Not my operating system BTW)>Microsoft Copilot>Copilot in Microsoft 365 appsDon't worry, your garbage can be replaced with trash! Thanks, Microslop.>>223353760Same and same. Something tells me I'm going to be just fine.
>>223353622
>>223353659https://youtu.be/T7QBpRmGR4Q?si=iciBjHuthWWpvrWf
Met with my job coach award
I love how indians and arabs hate each other whilst being the ugliest humans on the planet
The spoon in my coffee mug just moved on its own
>>223353816not really a ghost fan either
>>223353851Australian abbos are still uglier
Made another rightoid Israel hater real mad at me on X.com
>>223353887How do they look like that even
>>223353282
>>223353855but ghost is my favorite patrick swayze film, who doesn't enjoy sexy pottery
>>223354009>who doesn't enjoy sexy potteryme
>>223354025oh wow uh okay people like you exist i guess
We got a leftoid Israel lover in the chat
ktim
>>223354005lmao
why are israelis white but everyone around them is browndoes the sun not shine over israel
>>223353853
>>223354110All the white ones moved there from Poland and Russia
>>223353218Ignore normies, purchase the auto jack machine from alibaba, ascend humanity
>>223354164Even those ones have 50-60% Levant ancestry
>>223354173reminds me about this
I've never had Del Taco in my life!
Periodt cause I thought a bitch said somethin
Good deal?
>>223353670Aren't you the darnest little goy
>>223352755Bobby Darin is unironically one of the greatest musicians of all time bar none. I think it's sad he's reduced to the "Mack the Knife guy" a lot of the time. Probably my goat.
Hello
ill say it i think credit cards are superior to pix cause with credit cards i can dispute transactions and fraudi also get credit card rewardsi dont get why brazilians say pix is so far and beyond superior to visa or mastercard
>>223354425Hi
The pump begins
>>223354425>>223354451hello amerifrens
>>223354473Pump my hole
Imagine /cum/ with no foreigners
>>223354552You wouldn't be here.
Is you bitch just complain?
>>223354540Hello Germfren
My voice sounds like a 12 year old's pretending to have a deep voice and it cracks as if I was still going through puberty. My neckbeard goes all the way down to my chest and I'm fully grown. If I shave it I will look like a teenager.
>>223354587I'm not a foreigner. See my flag?
>>223354633Start smoking and sleep with the fan on and your mouth open
>>223354636Hmmmmm I don't believe you. Post proof
Ayo, my hood name is D. Juice
>I will pull your ribs from your chest and pick my teeth with your ribs as I watch your exposed heart slow and stop and I will laugh and laugh and laugh and continue to clean my teethbro, calm down
>>223354668
>>223354743Let's see hand, show your skin color
>>223354633You sound like a wolfman
>>223354764Show YOUR hand you fucking brownFuck outta here barking orders like you king rurnor somebody
Should I go to the gym or just say fuck it
I like Kevin Hart films
>>223354743OH SHIT!
>>223354871I have more respect for Kevin Hart after watching his roast
>>223354857Easily, now you do it
>>223354994Now post your gooning hand!
>>223354656I won an auction for an antique pipe from ebay with the intention of restoring it and using it to smoke tobacco and it was seized at the Land of the Free border. I forget the average person is stupid and barely literate and probably doesn't know what a pipe is. Now the artifact is gone. RIP
>>223354994Mmm nice bulge
>brown macaco thinks he's whiteSad! Many such cases
>>223355093Lots of accusations from someone too scared to show skin color
Gonna be real honest I don't like Charli XCX's new album
>>223355035Good, pipes are gay
>>223355140
>pipes are gay >from a guy who prefers phallic objectsWell I guess you're the expert
My wife got me a cock ring. It was fun but too small for me. Idk if it's supposed to be so tight or not
>>223355123i was living in sacramento and the white population as a percentage is lower there than here in rio
>>223355124How is her movie? Typical a24 kino?
>>223355206Which one? The brat one?
I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WAAAAAAAAAASTEDIT MAKES IT EASIER TO FAAAAAKE ITTHE ONLY TIME WE REALLY TALK IS WHEN OUR CLOTHES ARE COMIN OFF I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WASTEDIT MAKES IT EASIER TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAYLAY ALL YOUR LAUNDRY ON THE BED, AND THEN I'LL LAY IN IT INSTEAD I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WASTED
>>223355216The Moment which might be the brat one idk
>back to school commercials>summer is ending and the shitty months are coming
>>223355389
only ever looked at game pass now and I have to admit it's a bretty good dealyou could never have this many games so cheap per month in the gamefly/family video/blockbuster era
>>223355414Are you stupid? Just pirate games you want
>>223355444not as convenient anymore with constant patches and updatesit's suitable for mainstream stuff but more niche games are often way out of date
Gonna play with my penis until white gooey stuff comes out
>>223355498>claps hands and jumps up from chairthat’s so crazy it just might work!
https://youtu.be/FpUJ8UcbNwI
Broke niggas galore
>>223355612I stopped listening to new Rise Against around the time this came out.
The discord server I spent my mid-late 20s in is totally ruined. Everyone who had anything interesting to say was bullied out. The only people who remain are maladaptive cynics who believe the height of comedy is to harm others. Bizarre, especially since none of them share their own lives in the server anymore because they know they would be bullied by the remaining members. Yet they fail to learn from this and encourage each other, even temporarily. The only behaviour encouraged is suicidal ideation and defeatism. Fall of Rome type shit.
>>223355747>who believe the height of comedy is to harm others.Same kind of people who will get ultra pissed at racist and transgender jokes.
>>223355498Hope you think of me
>>223355814I don’t know, I don’t hang out with people who get mad about jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NXst9shdqsgood video
>adults using discord
>>adults using discord
>>223355877Only pedos
BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I GOTTA LEAVE YOU
>>223355909https://youtu.be/88f3D1xZOIM?si=BpY0tc0uJrSk9bVd
>>223355877absolutely mental that zoomers consider this to be peak white woman
we are so back babyyyybuying that dip, shooting from the hip
>>223355943why do you daydream things to get befuddled at
>>223355747Discord is not a good platform
having sex would ruin my incelcore aesthetic
NOTHING CAN STOP OS! KHAZUKAN KHAZUKIT HA!
This general used to be bussin
Thank you Mexico for sending us 200 firefighters
currently getting crunk
>>223356285hell yeah!
Got a meeting over Zoom at 2:30.
>>223356285How many of them are going to sneak off to illegally work at Home Depot or Tim Hortons
>>223356382adding to the economy? providing hard labor to improve the lives of their neighbors? doing the shitty jobs nobody else wants to do but that need to be done?god i love beaners so much it's unreal.
saw an insect with blue wings carrying a (I assume) paralyzed spider away for (I assume) parasitic egg layingquit search tells me it was a spider wasp and this photo is exactly what I saw, but the spider was carrying it like a pro wrestler, scary shitnature documentary shit
>>223356366on a friday afternoon?ruh roh!this dude getting fired!
>>223356414
>>223356451*the wasp was carrying it like a pro wrestler
>>223355389Winter's still fun
>>223356524No it's not.Vive le eternal summer!
>>223356451Fuck yeahMetal
Reading Mark Twain's Letters From Hawai'i and it's the perfect reading material for high summer.
>>223356575>no it's notSorry you're gay, mate
>>223356035women ruin everything
holy fuck gaming consoles are expensive now
>>223356575unhinged post
>>223356575HOLY BASED KEKBEC POST
>>223356659They don't even make discs anymore, just build a pc
>>223356659Its all part of their plan to oppress gamers
>>223356678I live in BC mate.
>>223356683ps5 is 850 and the xbox with disc is 1200.
burn your wicked garden down
Video games are cringe and for small children anyways.
The summer is warm and gay, the winter is cold and heterosexual
>>223356756I wouldn't let a small child play The Witcher 3It has sex scenes and graphic violence
>check the 'log>immediately remember why i never go to outer /int/
>>223356756Ok buddy retard
>shut-ins that never leave their house love thisClassic
>>223356843I use outer /int/ for goon material
It didn't snow once in Vancouver last winter.
I want to visit Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, and Moldova
>>223356895Visit my hole
>>223353472Was never a fan of laboratory weed
>>223356893who cares. There's no benefit to snow.
>>223356948Dry winters & low snow pack mean worse forest fires in the summer.
>>223354189Kfc fleshlight goes insane, crispy texture feels tremendous on the bare cock head
Is it true that americans store their shoes in the fridge?
We need at least one post every 10 seconds, I need something to look at, come on guys
>>223356993Americans wear shoes in the house and to bed.
I typed a post, got captcha wrong, and just closed instead of waiting for a new captcha. Was probably a funny post you guys missed out on.
>>223356993Yeah, and I put my shoes in the microwave for 30 seconds to warm them up
chuds will look you in the eye and tell you this isn't the coolest thing ever
OUT OF NOTHING...A NEW CREATION...INTO NEW LIFE
>>22335661719th century ppl wore three-piece suits in the middle of summer, at least fancy dans like Twain.
>>223357099It was colder back then o algo
>>223357068What if you wear a microwaved one but leave the other one cold?
back from my 2 hour nap
it’s only 3pm but i feel like i should go to bed
>>223357188>>223357207it's like you are toddlers
nuggets and chocolate milk acquired, shoutout to my haters
Just spilled poo out of my ass
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I may not agree with your goonfuel, but I will defend to the death your right to jerk it.
>>223357239they released me from toil at 1:30 and i guess i have no life outside of it
I just got done crying to fix you by coldplay. Can anyone relate?
>>223357463no that sounds really fucking gay to be honest
farted again
anyone else like stinky girls?sitting next to a girl at work and she clearly hasn't brushed her teeth so i lean in when she's talkingand when it's been a hot sweaty day i always leave last so i can get a sniff of her seatvery cute and sexy
>>223357623Yeah it's kino. I once licked the toilet seat after a girl used it.
>>223357648unfathomably based. i jerked off in the disabled toilet after this big tiddy spastic used it.
When you're in a fat chud with stinky feet competition and your opponent is me:
https://youtu.be/ynO0oTlL__c?si=pwja97gQqZ4gY3pDLiterally me
gock
Hoping my crush asks me to hang out later. I might ask her first actually.
listening to AI-generated retro soul music
>>223358129good luck
>>223358212Thx lad.
>>223358155really makes you think
>>223358155very interesting stats
>>223358155japanese really odn't like to marry each other
>>223358155Aren't Hmong and Laotian the same thing
I like one cooking post on instagram, and now my feed is full of cooking posts, and they are still trying to figure out what kind of girls I like, now they are on to MILFs, but I don't go there for whores
Fuck my ass homie
>>223358356no
Just did an edible.
>>223358367Mine is eating disorder content I blame looking for healthier food
>>223358380same but my stomach is gurgling and I haven't eaten today so I imagine I will have incredibly bad shits later because of this
I'm not gonna say his name but there is this one guy on youtube that makes budget meals and he has a very fake wholesome personality and uses a lot of retarded baby talk terms so I hate him but his recipes are actually very good so I just mute him when he comes up....
>>223358380did? as in sexual intercourse? with a food object?gross! people eat those things! (the food, not your penis)!
>>223358155>japanese female>absolutely no blue whatsoever
I don't really talk to women like at all, or anyone for that matter
>>223358372Very unfortunate physiognomy. Great tits tho!
>>223358394youtube does much better at figuring out what suggestions/content you might be interested in
I'm completely solo bolo brother, I am an island
yo lemme hold 800 dollars
>>223358372Butterface from Hollyweird.
>>223358484I’m so surprised she’s not a nepobaby
*locks eyes with you and slowly takes a massive wet hot shit in my pants*That's right liberal I bet you're offended
This summer might be your last.
>>223358155basically everyone wants to marry White people no matter what kind of brown they are
>>223358509Based sleigh bells poster
My favourite Sleigh Bells song btw: https://youtu.be/xZAJeYzrtUYThey played this when I saw them live and it was fucking amazing.
>>223358492She's worse, she's an internet microcelebrity that leveraged her way in through tiktok likes
>>223358534For me it’s rill rill
>>223358437When I was younger I would edge then take a huge wad of freshly chewed five brand spearmint gum and stick it to the head of my cock and cum from the stinging burning sensation
white gal arseHU AH
WELL FUCK WHAT YA HEARDNOW FUCK WHAT YA HEARDMY GOON SQUAD KICK YA WHOLE CREW TO THE CURBWHAT WHATWHAT WHATWHAT WHATWUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
>>223358439white boy summer is uncancelled
>>223358566Rill Rill is too normiecore.
>>223358569
miss childens sour sweetsthey were the best
>Shakira - Dai Dai viewcount went up by another 20 millionHow
>>223358569when i jack off and leave a big ball of paper i call it a meemch
I've been enjoying the Nagoya Basho
scratched my butt again award
I hate being here in TexasIts so hot I'll need to shower for the third time today because I'm drenched in sweat
will i be able to not pass out mid dinner, place your bets now
>>223358657I thought you guys live in air conditioning
>>223358657Its not going away any time this year until early 2027 o algo
yooo hes trynna slime him
Once again pitching my "32 Strikes and You're Out" policy. The 32nd time you get arrested, instead of going to jail, they just drag you out into a field and blow you up with dynamite.This would reduce violent crime in the US by a full 5%.If you're unlucky enough that you get wrongfully arrested, not once, not twice, but THIRTY MORE TIMES, you should probably be killed anyway. Bad juju. No thanks
>>223358657it's really not that bad today, yesterday was worse
>>223358680I was working outside all day>>223358685Just kill me now, I wish I was back in California
>>223358657>>223358680My hvac bunked out and now the window ac is bunking out and not cooling.
>>223358657hot sweaty sex with this anon
I was voted "Most likely to have a career as a fluffer" at my highschool graduation.
>>223358725Where in Cali?
>>223358736and you couldnt even do dat heh
>>223358739Los Angeles, I'm only here for my job
get slimed fool
>>223358651I've seen NFL football offensive lineman, the biggest dudes on the team, go against these guys.They all lost fast.
https://youtu.be/4Eo84jDIMKI
How many of you are actually autistic
>>223358789WHORE
>>223358806Autism isn't real. It is a deficiency of vitamin smacks to the face
>>223358812Shes not even hot
You guys are my friends
wouldnmt mind some poutine you know what im saying
>>223358823she's a whore and spawn of satan regardless
>>223358806I've got smth called Nonverbal Learning Disability (NVLD). It doesn't mean I'm nonverbal, obviously, but it means I struggle w/ SOME things that are nonverbal, incl. social situations, but that was more prominent as a kid/teen/early twenties. Some doctors think it's on the autism spectrum and some don't. Personally I think it explains a lot.
>>223358778Is that a giant crack pipe
>>223358806i dont know but i have problem communicating and i usually create flowcharts in my head which detail how to respond to situations.
help, I need the pepe looking like Trump on the border wall image
Drumpf
Shit's pretty interesting actually.
>>223358924forget it
Whatchu know about this brother, prolly nothing
In America it's illegal for insurance to deny coverage based on pre-existing conditions. So how does that work if you're sick and apply then?
I just watched a police bodycam video of a cop arresting a negress for 15 minutes, and I understood about 3 words she said, she shoplifted a bottle of water
Asked my crush to hang out when she's back from helping her dad. She left me on read but eh she's busy atm so I understand.
>>223358967the ketchup is too close to the greens
Who's bright idea was it to not include checkpoints in Nier Automata's prologue
>>223359049why does social media tell you "on read"?
We've already lost
>>223359078It's not social media it's RCS text.
>>223359078for work purposes, it's important to know when a task was received
>>223359049shes your crush dog you aint her crush
>>223359046Lol link?
>>223358904Exactly me>>223358850I looked this up and it kind of sounds like meDo you have trouble doing the shapes captcha?
>>223359113and? god gave us mountains so we would climb them
>>223359113:(
I’m winning
>>223359126>Do you have trouble doing the shapes captcha?Nah. My handwriting is shite tho.
>>223358826why do keep posting this homo?
>>223358484Kinda reminds me of madeline follin
>>223359115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP-u_StsmTU
if she was into you she would message you instantly no matter if she fucking dying or not
>>223359189Most of the time she does. Like I said, I know she's busy.
>>223359189Did you watch the movie Obsession?
>>223359183>AsmongoldFucking forget it then.
>>223359217no
>>223359183>asmongoldhere's the ACTUAL linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHUyN34-_Gs
>>223359214
incel bros, hold the line our time will come
>>223359254UMMM... NO SWEETIE... THIS AINT IT. THE AGE GAP IS AN ICK... THINK OF THE POWER IMBALANCE HUN AND RECONTEXTUALIZE WHY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THESE RELATIONSHIPS
>>223358929holy fuckbeing a nerd is now a psychiatric disorderutter state of diss woke millenial reddit-coded world
>>223358967whats in the cup?maize beer fermented wiv human mucus like in the inca days?
>>223359288millenializataion has brought out the worst in women
