Anyone else love drinking milk?

Imagine you just go outside and boom there's Purple Aki right there!

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Audrey and Elton linked up! Need it or keep it??!

>>223371154
yeah

Whenever I tell people that I like to organise my herbs and spices in alphabetical order they always ask me where do you find the time and I always say it's next to the sage!

>>223371154
Depends what kind

Much Ado About Nothing

>>223371168
next to the tarragon surely

How do you know what haircut is good for your face/head shape?
Just trial and error until you find something that looks good? Or can you go into a hairdressers and ask what they would do?

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out for a stroll

>>223371167
Nice

>>223371173
Just had a glass of homo milk

>>223371168
surely salt would be in between sage and thyme. Star Anise too

>>223371200
just get a a buzzcut

>>223371206
Creamy?

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Looks a bit tasty

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>>223370966

>>223370867
I don't have any planes and Germany has declared war on me (Austria-Hungary) and they're wrecking me with CAS and I don't have enough AA to counter-act that and I can't get lend-lease off anybody
F for me I guess, restart and play better

>>223371209
What kinda gay nigga has star anise

>>223371220
Oh yeah real smooth

>>223371200
Go to a proper place and ask.
Failing that, best rule is to go for longer rather than shorter. It's easier to get it trimmed/styled than it is to grow it back.

>>223371199
Don't eat tarragon don't even know what it's used for

>>223371209
Salt is kept by the pepper and vinegar and is separate from the other spices

>>223371226
no need for that, is there?

you lads seen nathan anywhere?

If, as the joke goes, war is God's way of teaching Americans geography, then sport is arguably His way of instructing the British in their own history. The World Cup provoked an outpouring of anti-England sentiment, much of it rooted in the colonial past.

>>223371201
blud's accidentally walked into the 2000s

>>223371221
Looks a bit like a maxibon

>>223371209
Bro failed kindergarten

here's a fun fact about audrey hepburn: she's dead

>ALDI employees don't know what tarragon is used for
Tinpot supermarket

>>223371239
I spent £6 in Aldi earlier

>>223371251
what you on about?

>>223371239
>Don't eat tarragon don't even know what it's used for
It's used in Tartar sauce, it's also good for pan sauces.

>>223371259
i put it on chicken

>>223371260
Thanks, what did you get? I bought some raspberries, boiled eggs and an energy drink on my break

>>223371209
Salt is neither a herb nor a spice

>>223371263
I am mentally retarded

hit it from the back uh

the plan for today: focus on building a career after the Second World War

>>223371277
mf said thanks like you're working on commission

>>223371288
*the second second world war

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>>223371128
Kind of wild people think I am crazy for saying that Tolkiens work has a hint of sadness to it

Thanks for purchasing from literal corporation

watching disclosure day, bit crap

>>223371277
not saying in case you look it up

The Second WWII

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>>223371325

>>223371323
couldn't even be arsed pirating it

OCD ritual... Begin!

>>223371354
woke won’t like this

>>223371354
eat it raw, coward

>>223371354
no parm?

>>223371259
Tarragon is a good soda flavor

I'm actually fucking knackered from toil NGL might get me head down for a few hours team

>>223371354
5% fat beef is it? Alright Mr Moneybags

Rorke searching up "Can I feed pigeons cashews"

And my shoulder hurts as well must have overdone it

>>223371354
Far too much sauce for that quantity of beef

>>223371388
salted peanuts are a good way to kill some off if they're being pests in your garden. not saying what happens to them or how I know

>>223371339
you can just tell she has neoliberal teeth if she smiles

>>223371402
he's not gonna use it all

>>223371407
Wouldn't feed them salted nuts I'm not that thick

Remember yesterday when that lad who works at Aldi was peppering Sacked Trannard with questions only Aldi employees would know and he couldn’t answer any of them so he ran off? LOL

>>223371441
Use a big frying pan you retard

replied to the same OCD twitter repost ritual award

>>223371446
no, he is in the filter you see

remember that old 2009 website that white yank made where he jokes about how he looks like obama but clearly doesn't
and it was full of stuff like "obama is half white, i am also half white but my other half is also white"
then when the summer of floyd happened he turned into a bedwetter and made it so that the site is just a black page with text apologising for being racist and that any revenue from the site goes to BLM

>"Banana's homosexual wife".[18]

>>223371465
fucking screaming

>>223371465
Corrr looks lush mate

>>223371468
ILookLikeBarackObama.com

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The most unrealistic part of this story is a woman would be willing to sacrifice her immortality for a man usually women never really do anything for sacrifice they are the most selfish creatures on earth

The lad who posts the grim meals he’s making is one of my favourite under the radar characters here

He actually seems to be trying to get better, he’s gone from rustler burgers to fish fingers and now he actually tries to”cooking” stuff with fresh ingredients even if it’s just pouring some sauce from a jar over his mince

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off to bed

>>223371527
it's not his cooking, he's reposting from twitter, he does this almost every day

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>>223371527
it's steven dawson's dinners

>>223371539
Proofs?

Duelling meltdowns

>>223371520
They'd sacrifice their children for chad that's how it works

>>223371527
which guy is that I only know the one who reposts someone else' images from twitter

>>223371527
HIM NO DO
HIM REPOST TWITTA

>>223371558
Would you call beren a Chad? He was a man with mortality

So American lefties like to point towards the health systems of Europe as stunning examples of systems that America should adopt. I'm kind of curious how your experience is with getting care from the NHS?

>>223371539
>>223371547
>>223371560
Sorry I don’t spend every waking minute on here researching gimmicks

>>223371520
Well she's not really a woman is she she's an elf or summat

>>223371576
would be good if we had less of certain unwanted people making it hard to get an appointment and only british doctors/nurses

>>223371576
shite, fuck you

>>223371576
It's fucking complete dogshit unless perhaps you have cancer but then a lot of the really good cancer care is done through charities

>>223371589
Still kind of wild that someone would sacrifice their immortality I understand a limited life span is a gift but still if I was a mortal man I would be pissed I was born with a limited life span

>>223371576
the uk has the worst health care in western europe

>>223371576
Hospital waiting rooms are filled with somalians and their little screaming niglets

>>223371586
there's no need to apologise mate just be more careful next time yeah

>>223371604
*Hugs you*
*Pats you on the head in an UwU Kinda way*

>>223371646
x

anyone else got an aesthetic and gargantuan cock that is rotting away in the garage bc they're a hideous incel

don't think you have mate

Ranking Top 5 Funniest Family Guy McDonald's Moments

last time i went to a&e 90% of the people in there were biomass and irish diaspora including staff. anglos get sick less often

>>>/lgbt/44305519
>>>/lgbt/44305519
>>>/lgbt/44305519
NEW

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>>223371663
no

>>223371663
You keep your cock in the garage? Is it chained up to a radiator?

new neighbour has a greyhound with no back legs who uses a pair of wheels on walks

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im sick

Did anyone ever figure out why they gravitate towards hospital waiting rooms? It certainly never seems representative mix when you consider published demographics breakdowns

willy wanking myself at 444.77Hz and vibrating through to the 5th dimension, you want anything?

have worked with people with learning disabilities for years and I wouldnt want any harm to come to them but they absolutely do my fucking head in

>>223371675
Sup mouldie

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A 55yo Bangladeshi fisherman presented to the hospital with severe abdominal pain, from traumatic intestinal perforation by an eel.

The man claimed it swam up his ass as he was fishing and he was so ashamed, he was hoping it would pass on its own.

>>223371682
>Trans women have women brains
This can be disproved by spending time around one for ten minutes and seeing that they are aggressive in the way women aren't and their interests include programming software and talking about obscure games

ho[e you feel better soon xx

>>223371724
oh bore off rorke

>>223371711
What sorts of learning disibilities

>>223371724
You need help

played rhythm paradise groove with mummy and stepmummy earlier :)

>>223371724
it’s just that hormone therapy changes specific parts of the brain

Rorke panties drop
Rorke bussy pop

>>223371701
I want the last 30 seconds of my life back!

>>223371729
>>223371745
the other anon linked it i am merely stating my lived experience x
>>223371750
but it doesnt make them think or act like women, that part is obvious

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Diego:
Brick:
Leftypops:
Not even fucking Mousenonce:

Rorke:
>SWEEEEEEEEEET SANDWICH TIME
>BAH BAH BAH
>HELLMANS MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD

whole eel needs coming off

never seen owt like it

i'd actually post there more but they're so fucking catty!

>>223371745
just because you want to shag EW it doesn't mean he is wrong

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feel really sick need attention

>>223371789
what's wrong

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>a new plane to do a cool thing and go nonstop from here to Australia and the Australians paint it poo brown

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lush lush lush

get them bussed in, fed, housed, watered and wanked. Get the barbershops approved and the PIP applications rubbed stamped. Get it all paid for.

Makes me feel sick that my cousins have cousins that I don’t know and i have no relation to. Wonder if they like me or them more.

Need to put a fork in the plug socket

And by fork I mean cock, and by plug socket i mean... well, wouldn't you like to know ;)

Drinking the coffee

>>223371851
A bloke's hairy pooey anus?

Kind of want to dox myself so that people will send me free pizzas.

>>223371871
*sends you a kier starmer sex arse*

>>223371128
mental how scotland has NOTHING as beautiful as this pic and yet england is fecund with beauty

>inb4 some porridgewog posts a pic of a [reintroduced] capercaillie in a [timber merchant's planted] forest

>muh asylum seekers
Give it a fucking rest Rorke

has anyone ever actually met a tranny (either way) irl
curious if they are as bad as people say or if its just internet people being nutters

surprising amount of biomass in tesco this afternoon
took me off guard
it might actually be over

>>223371925
Yeah a few, they were all really nice people tbqh

mad how all my mates are out at festival enjoying thesmelves and i'm sat here in a tiny rooma lone blasting tinny techno from my shtity spekars
>>223371684
...yh
>>223371925
yeah considered dating her but our times didn't line up

>muh refugees
Give it a fucking rest Leftypol

got sentenced to 9999999999999999999999 years in niggerhell for savescumming in bg3

>>223371925
Yeah
They're all mentally ill

>>223371930
Saw fucking loads of them on my walk earlier
Fucking ridiculous considering my mums area is 99.5% white

>>223371925
yes

>>223371925
my brother, yeah
incellish gamer, coder, into anime, found discord and got groomed into thinking he's a woman
has purely male interests
not approaching the subject at all because y'know.. they're an unstable people

>>223371925
Used to work with a weird bloke in his 40s, he was always going off work for depression and mental health and one day he came back into work and told everyone he was trans. Started wearing little blouses and dresses and wearing makeup. Was very grim. He was like 6’2 as well lmao

*Rorke levelling the top of his Diet Coke with a metal utensil*
Rorke: Ahhhh the perfect pint.
*Picks up his Diet Coke and walks towards the sitting room*
*24 year old woman jumps out from around the door*
24 year old woman: BOO!
*Rorke jumps and spills his drink all over his slippers*
Rorke: You fucking bitch!

>>223371979
Rorke's been done here

do I say 'and this is where the magic happens' when I show the toilfu my bedroom yes or no

>>223371925
not really
got accosted by one in tescos. very obviously autistic and obviously went trans late in life. can’t really hate him just a disabled bloke in a dress really wasn’t it
never really spoken to any others but i have been around some and disproportionate number of them reek of bo don’t know if it’s the hormones or they’re just unhygienic but they need to sort it out

>>223371930
There’s no escape.

>>223371972
does he get along with real women? i never really see the trans women get along with real women i see them clashing more than anything

>>223371981
Clearly he was an AGP lateshit gigahon

>>223372007
no

>>223372017
as long as they're "straight" i.e. like guys then normal women like keeping ugly trans women around for cache
if they are more attractive or they like girls then they dont

To be fair it must be quite mental to suddenly "realise" that you should be a woman in your 40s

>>223371925
I have met two and they were both crazy (male and female)

>>223371925
I knew a few from school and college (mostly FTMs weirdly). The FTMs weren't from a normal person I could believe was actually a man inside to yaoi fans to extremely mentally ill and should have been in a special school. I think all except the normal guy and the extremely mentally ill one detransitioned or never even started formal transitioning. The MTFs went from just a normal gay guy who wanted to crossdress to pretty autistic and scary to the girls in my college who would laugh at them behind their backs and avoid them.

gimmick idea: make each new with a very detailed op like here >>223371682 but themed around british culture

>>223372017
no idea, seems to have a few women friends though

circumcising myself with a dremel 3000 rotary tool

as much as i hate you people because you're evil at least you're legible

>>223372043
>if they are more attractive or they like girls then they don
does that ever happen
ive read accounts of men and lesbians who fucked them and they said that its not the same even down the small things like smells and texture (? whatever that means im a virgin x)

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little bit in appropriate
shouldn't they be at home in mourning

rorke to rorke

might kill myself

>>223371981
You know what, we may have worked together. There was a guy at my job who left before I started that everyone talked about who matches your description.

FREE THE TRANSDEM
FREE THE TRANSDEM
SMASH TERF ISLAND!

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do you believe a dog can read your mind

>>223372081
this is what express readers really think

>>223372092
don't do that
:(

>>223371861
Rorke when he finally decides to embrace diversity (he ordered a kizza)

the idea of soul mates is retarded and makes no sense at all

>>223372081
COME ON SEAN MCCANN BROTHER OF MISSING CHILD MADELINE MCANN
BRING IT HOME FOR US LAD

>>223372092
but youre so sexy

>>223372081
didn't even know they had a son

>>223372081
>Yes sir i can boogie shirt
Bit inappropriate given that they were dancing and drinking whilst their daughter was kidnapped and raped and killed

>>223372103
right well whats cookie doing infront of stonehenge then

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>>223372108
I don't have a sole mate.

well we don't know what really happened to maddie

>>223372081
kate mccann would get it

>>223372069
Incels can get women friends by pretending to be one? Hmm...

I'm of the opinion that they accidentally killed her

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>>223372122

>>223372149
probably did

>>223372127
cookie prefers not to say

the fishmonger this morning: >>223372133

>>223372149
and the body?

>>223372108
I believed this too until I met mine

wish there were some footy on

hopping on badoo and setting my location to dover in hopes im close enough to be matched with some french clunge

>>223372019
What does that mean?

>>223372165
in the boot of the car driven to the slums and fed to dogs or wogs or both

tom scott gives off supreme cuckold energy

>>223372178
Why

Anyone free come use me in your car

>>223372198
he seems asaxual

>>223372198
Think he's gay isn't he?
Also his ugly mate with the dark hair is a tranny now I think

>>223372193
Autogynephilia = attracted to himself as a woman
Lateshit = late transition
Gigahon = looks extremely manly as even on hormones

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>>223372178
there's several games on you bumbaclot

>>223372232
>Gigahon = looks extremely manly as even on hormones
isnt that all of them i dont think ive seen one that looks like a woman
worst offender was a 60yo man at my old job who learnt he was a woman and started coming in in heels and scruffy makeup but looked like the barry memes

>>223372079
in terms of mere looks yes lol even if there's something "off" many trans women are prettier than ugly cis women

>>223372232
So do trans people not accept this kind of person as valid?

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join a walking group

>>223372240
why are there so many friendlies I thought these are supposed to be rare

>>223372108
hs?

can you all stop with the transphobia

>>223372262
they must have run out of big trousers

I think I give off Rockstar Incel vibes

>>223372264
July/August is when friendlies are played because it's the off-season
do you know nothing about football Ivan

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>me when 'land of my fathers comes on'

Three-poop day looking like it's about to go four-poop.

>>223372081
It’s absolutely wild that their child still hasn’t be found whilst they sit there and get on with their lives because they have to. it’s crazy they just have to get one with it, cos even now I’d be in pieces. obviously they have no choice to get on with life but same time how can they, if that makes sense lol it blows my mind they're not out there looking for her

>>223372253
would have to be one in a million then because the ones ive seen from the few in real life to the many online are downright scary can see why so many women are becoming terfs

>>223372262
>Blacks x Salomon hike
mhmm

>>223372247
no some do sort of pass
>>223372254
a lot do but these are just 4chan brainworm terminologies

Transphobes are so scared of not being able to tell someone is trans. Theyll keep lying to themselves and using gigahons and no hrt aidens as examples because they don't want to admit that trans people can be indistinguishable from cis people and they definitely can't always tell

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dangerous day to be a 5th cup of cheap instant coffee

>>223372232
right just say trans then? thats all of you

>>223372306
well they killed her so

Tight and humid hole

>Mild-mannered German and French postgrads, researchers and tourists?
>No thank you, give me 5 million Chinese, half the Bongo Bongo land and an Indian PM please
What did submental Brexshiteers mean by this?

>>223372371
hi im sick attention please

Filtering Canada
Filtering Australia
NOT filtering America
Cody can stay

>>223372376
>>223372386
Right let's move on from Maddie McCann now

>>223372362
>trans people can be indistinguishable from cis people and they definitely can't always tell
Even if a trans person could pass facially they can't outrun the rest of their biology. The voice, height, build (eg big man hands, shoulders), personality and interests tend to give them away quite easily.

>>223372400
2000mg of vitamin c NOW please.

>>223372362
cope

>>223372373
i'm not trans though

>>223372392
Ah yes, we definitely had loads of mild mannered German and French people and not just fucking tons of Balkan retards and slavshits

>>223371925
I knew two FTMs one was normal one was weird and detransitioned
I also knew a few MTFs but didn't like spending time with them much

>>223372410
want to smash his head in

>>223372410
what i imagine heathermong looks like

>>223372362
Are these gigahons not just as womanly as the ones who pass?

>>223372410
that's vegans done then

what if heathermong is cute

>>223372362
Seeing is believing, so until then I'm going to have to respectfully disagree

i have the shittest car in the whole building garage

i see mostly 2020-2025 SUVs and BMW/Mercedes with the occasional sports car

I have a 2010 Toyota that cost me £3000. I could get something newer on finance since it's so cheap monthly but I just don't see the point

https://youtu.be/5sd9nEpqVOQ

>>223372470
So?

If Maddie isn't dead then she is locked away somewhere so I suppose dead is the lesser of two evils.

>>223372470
Just don't test a luxury car. Then you'll see the point.

>>223372437
The FTM normal guy was quite chill and nice to be around, we are still friends today and I have no problem with trans people like him but unfortunately everyone else I met except the gay crossdresser guy has been unpleasant and mental.

Salome

>>223372481
wondering if i'm missing out. everyone else seems to value newer/expensive cars but for me it's just a faster way to get to tesco

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>>223372414

ok well i'm like 40% sure I'm not

>>223372506
trans?

>>223372501
They drive expensive cars to exactly the same places you drive your 16 year old shitbox

went out and fed some cashews to my raven friends earlier today

my bad mental health day turned into a bad mental health year (which we all have!)

>>223372524
cute :)

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Get educated rorke

>>223372504
Her face when the doctor says my balls can't take anymore torture

>>223372512
...yh

>>223372504
Someone should use AI to check her masters diss for plagiarism

Always have a fucking nicotine pouch under my lip, sometimes two. Getting shit ton of nicotine need to stop pronto

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chicken with onion and peppers

thats lush

made do some sitting and thinking later
really ponder it all

hate that when euros learn english they sound like yanks
why can't they sound like us

>>223372532
Sup mouldie how's it sporing?

>>223372524
mound boss shit

>>223372566
rather eat the contents of my nan's colostomy bag than that shite

>>223372563
love me nicotine but i never evolved to having two under my lip

>>223372543
twinkhon currently

>>223372543
i dont think they look like the last three

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PHWOAR
FOSSIL FUEL CUNTS BTFO

lily allen feet wank on the cards

>>223372576
bootleg RP sounds bizarre
it's much easier and clear to sound like a cody

just got out of bed and have no food and cba to go shopping

>>223372608
need biomass wayyy up

Truth is a clicking horse that serves no purpose

>>223372605
yes they do lol

>>223372619
just shut up mate

>>223372504
shes a 4/10 at best, maybe a 5 for being slim and having no glaring facial faults but she just isnt attractive is she

Nigeria alone had 1m more births than the whole of Europe in 2025

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>>223372630

why are you lot unable to stop talking about dirty trannies

nobody:
foot fetishists:
IM GOING TO WANK TO THE DIRTY PART OF THE BODY WHICH MAKES CONTACT WITH THE GROUND AND HAS MULTIPLE UNSIGHTLY APPENDAGES CALLED TOES

>>223372659
Get them all over here asap

>>223372644
not really
if even rich celebrities like hunter schafer still look manly i dont think the rest have much hope

>>223372649
gayest post of all time award. Rubes is perfect

>>223372470
Got a 2008 Honda and that thing is never dying
Genuinely no reason to get anything other than a Honda or Toyota; every other car is shit in comparison

yanks:
*yank patter*

>>223372642
I've been there (snow and ice festival in Harbin)

three dirty men throwing a young naked boy into water... oh the mind boggles!

>>223372675
She doesn't look manly at all, you're obsessed

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>>223372663
I only talk about clean ones