Where is Lenin?

shart simpson

>>223374300
got shot in new york in 1980

can't understand the battle of hastings me
one lost battle and the english just gave up? that was it?
pathetic desu even the irish showed more backbone, never stopped rebelling

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First round has arrived

Wonder how much I can eat

>>223374318
vile sludge

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england cries out for latinas

>>223374195
everyone knows those tricks and it's still going to cost whatever it costs depending on you, where you live and the value of the car

>>223374318

Mmmmm looks scrummy Cody


Enjoy

Happy Pride

cheese toastie for dinner

>>223374323
Give it a rest rorke

>>223374345
We say tea round here pal

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second most tracked flight in the world has been annoying me

>>223374316
proved god was on his side didn't he
can't really argue with god

>>223374323
fung

I've been shooting way bigger loads since Spain beat Argentina. Quite annoying now because I have to change all my clothes and shower every time I wank.

>>223374363
not a scruffy northerner so i say dinner x

>>223374316
there was plenty of resistance post-hastings
i think this perception is because in school its like '..and then they lost the battle, and the normans won' without telling you what happened next
kind of like the perception that scotland won after bannockburn when in reality they didnt until 1328

>>223374372
god is a figment of your imagination deegs

>>223374368
nigga lives in Mumbles

>>223374281
dont remember this one

>>223374323
Plaster this on every fucking wall in the country

>>223374394
hs?

unironic .gif images in this day and age lmfao
still using Lycos as a search engine??

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple.

But only god can count the apples in a seed.

Refute this. Pro tip: you can't.

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>.gif images in this day and age lmfao
still using Lycos as a search engine??

Fucking mental how this done for country has been systematically destroyed for these last decades and then Andy Burnham comes along and says "ive capped the bus fair at £2" and actual dribbling spastics act like he's a top man doing a good job

>>223374414
Hiya

where's beto, miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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Jared Kushner's father is a BEAST. He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, secretly recording the encounter on video, then mailing the tape to his own sister. He then went to prison for tax evasion and witness tampering.

>>223374368
Scanning out sites for the biggest migrant camp in britain

reposting for more London suggestions. Here's what I wrote down so far:
- get a pork pie at greggs
- admire the trafalgar square column

>>223374436
still plays for everton

>>223374440
east africans love this shit

>>223374428
NOOOOO WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BUS COMPANY BILLIONAIRES!!!!

>>223374440
he was pardoned tho

>>223374440
Those Jews are such a silly people haha aren’t they Jeffo

>>223374456
that's pretty much it for london. head up north if you want more fun things to do

stressed

>>223374467
dogshit zinger lil bro really thought loooooool

>>223374467
He means that we are cooked at bus fares aren't going to change that

>>223374465
Having a nice weekend?

>>223374482
pathetic runt of a man you are lad

>>223374465
post a lil mmmhmmm for us like the good old days

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>>223374412

Sir Jeffrey Teodoro Azumbwe Habeshi Gebre Tigrai

>>223374511
hs?

>Get recommended leftypol gaming channel
>Tell YouTube not to recommend it
>Get recommended another leftypol gaming channel
Ah yes, the algorithm

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>>223374456
Visit James Smith & Sons, and possibly Fultons and then Fox.
Make sure to be very French and a man of discriminating taste.

>>223374482
what's wrong sweetheart

>>223374529
Yeah, chilled one aha.

ziedy should come back with the classics
>cronem's delight
>skinny flip flop wearing small boat cronem clapmeat
>timmy's crush

>>223374545
>the fascism of skill based matchmaking (2 hours long)

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Been posting in /brit/ for over a decade now

Not something to be proud of is it

>>223374564
got a work trip

>>223374570
>fan
can't be you. you have ac.

>>223374456
on the first friday of every month we wonder around hampstead trying to find diego's house
otherwise you should go to the montageau pyke in soho source of famous brit meme about table 42

>>223374567
Feels like he hasn't had a hit in ages

>>223374580
Where they sending you

>>223374567
Don’t forget the batons

Leftypol letting the barbarians invade him on civ

get the cocks destroyed

>>223374591
to a crown dependency

handed my notice in on friday but im bored, might go back to work tomorrow.
plan on saying i was "having a moment" lole

Price: Low to High

watching a woman suck a plastic willy

William of Normandy making a post on LinkedIn after the battle of Hastings discussing strategy, synergy and compliance.

Usually just buy the second cheapest option because the cheapest is some rubbish usually

>>223374567
bratty bellginham was good

GP told me to swing by and collect my SCR.


I said "But doctor, I already have scr on /Brit/!"

The doctor nodded, knowlingly

>>223374621
Sending a picture over to you so you can put it in a locket while you die defending the Falklands

>>223374314
shut the fuck up donny

Right well I'm probably getting on the cans then aren't I

>>223374700
falklands is an overseas territory not a crown dependency

really want to get an e-bike but i live in a town so ill get lumped in with the cretin zoomers and killed by angry drivers

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Like anything more if they add random Japanese symbols to it

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OASIS ROCK MUSIC 90S CLOUD SAVE ROCK

>>223374567
The gherkin bits were fun

>>223374765
>the posts mocking child rape were fun

was home gymming but had to take a phone call and now I can't be arsed but I'm fucked because I already ate 1700 cal today and I done no cardo so kind of like hmm I dunno I dunno hmmm

>>223374725
this is me but very soberly in 3 hours

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>>223374740

waiting x

brown britain

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The land based food has arrived

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Do you like big sister x little brother doujins?

>>223374838
very much yes

Extroversion is positively correlated with wellbeing and happiness. The more outgoing you are, the more you connect with others, the happier you are.

>>223374664
>>223148993

quentin SCOBY

>>223374877
because we're a highly social species like all primates

>>223374885
so bizarre

>>223374889
so the more sociable someone is the more simian they are?

fuuuUUUCK wanted to make a first appearance at church tomorrow and I have no smart trousers
and why the fuck are trousers like £25+

scoby
toby
crodie
fodie

its all related..

>>223374889
Well said.
>>223374918
Interesting take.

free lats workout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYPH5zUrJc

>>223374934
stop digging

>>223374924
larping are we

>>223374877
aristotle said whoever is happy in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god.

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>>223374838
dunno

We at /brit/ NEED some rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!

right well that's a selection of dog toys inserted into my rectum

>>223375026
Um

>>223374976
Is the POV thing an ironic new meme?

explain this normies

neighbours just came round to say they're having a party later and to apologise for the noise. they obviously think it's polite to give me a bottle of wine to apologise in advance but they know I don't drink alcohol so they've brought me a bottle of Tesco fizzy fruit something (which I also don't drink). is it a joke at my expense or are they just trying to be nice?

>>223375026
holy ummeroli

>>223375039
howling

>>223375025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

>>223375014
REALLY JOPE THAT IS FAKE DESU

>>223375039
*yawns* oh I'm sorry, go on

>>223375039
they're placating you because you give off an air of mass casualty incident and then he turned the gun on himself

are there others on brit who grew up in a "council estate" (housing association now innit) and now pay the 40% tax rate
think its just me

>>223375039
>they know i dont drink

sheed

>>223375087
...yh

>>223375039
Yes they are making a joke at your expense. They'll be telling all their guests about you so they can all share a good laugh.

Dunkirk is Christopher Nolan's best film


Debate me

>>223375039
Looks like you have top-tier neighbours :)

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>>223375133
>Dunkirk
this guy?

>>223375133
i agree with you but i don't like your pompous attitude

>>223375133
>this poo smells the least

>>223374318
looks like john waters farted on it

rorke raped britain

>>223375159
A rare funny post in /brit/

>>223375039
Auty as well but it seems like it's an apology in advance aka bribe for you not to call the plod when you can't sleep at 2am.

>>223374758
he's not wrong

>>223375133
the like the dark knight the most but i dont like the other batman films, i think the joker just carrying it desu

>>223375039
>they know I don't drink alcohol
for what purpose you sad little mong

>>223374758
Primal Scream finally being held up like they're as good as Bobby Gillespie thinks they are
The end of days

>>223375159
s

primal scream vs wotanic roar

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mad how if you’re an attractive white woman you can attempt to literally drive a military grade explosive across the border and just be granted bail like it’s nothing

/brit/ bellows wotanically for WAR with france

I'm so weak I can't bench press with two 28kg dumbbells

>>223375324
Far more than I can do
Have only got up to 19kg ones

>>223375133
haven't seen it so i would vote for the prestige or inception

>>223375285
Excuse my /pol/inese but this one fucking glows hard.

>>223375342
I saw this little 5'6 twink do it easily and it shook me to my core
Literally don't want to show my face in the gym again

>>223375285
need her raped to death by syrians

Don't waste your life lads, love yourselves and remember that your perspective is just as valuable as anyone elses x

>>223374838
Er sauce

Women shouldn’t smoke cigarettes, basically gives them no benefits whatsoever unlike men.

>>223375324
>>223375342
i'm 5'6 (not that twink previously reference in the thread) and I can do 30kg of dumbbells and that's my gentle workout

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>>223375285
I hope it was during the Assad era at least and not jewlani

>>223375204
>>223375141
yeah it's a thing apparently that is quite common. they're foreign but nice and so that's why I think they are just trying to be nice and fit into what they think is our culture. but it's a bottle of fizzy drink so I was a bit confused and didn't really say thank you back but I suppose it's the thought that counts

>>223375235
because I told them when we were discussing something?

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>Co-president of Nicaragua Daniel Ortega announces the suspension of the next general election, declaring that the country will no longer have elections.

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>>223375370
thx lad x

>>223375370
Can be hard to remember this x

bros i keep skilling leg day

favicon says I have a (You) but I can't see the bleeding thing

>>223375412
based

OPPRESS THE WELSH

>>223375412
terrible optics

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The breakfast

meriweather poois

https://voca.ro/1dBnCMfoKMJP

any /cant grow a full beard/ man in

>>223375039
imagine your autism being so obvious it acts like a beacon to the rest of the street
oh my DAYS

the mrs wants to go out and i dont

To share takeaway dishes or not to share?

>Mickey Mouse degree
I'm going to become a podcaster STFU

>>223375487
do you want the lyrics?

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I for one am glad my license fee pays for this sort of reporting.

I prefer
to

Call Him

`Mortimer Mouse` ..

Ok !!

BREAKING: Cheadle Council suspends elections - CLA declare intent to re-arm - Sir Poo Barmer calls for Korma

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>Greggs is the largest fast food restaurant chain in the UK
>Spoons is 2nd
mad that

>>223375477
American "biscuits" have to be worst thing I've ever eaten in my life, why are you getting 3 of them? And no, butter or chicken can't save them.

>>223375556
Not mad nor even remotely interesting

>>223375520
Only povvos share

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Pisses me off how much my colleagues take the piss out of people who are clearly mentally ill or struggling. They're just trying to do their shopping and some gimps are laughing and taking the piss. It not right how hidden disabilities are treated

Doing a gay porn watch

did i mention i have a gf?

>>223375552
funniest /brit/ post made in months

>>223375583
I’m always nicer to people who are disabled or have something like autism at work because you just know they’re being bullied and I want to make them feel accepted

This is blue collar work so people can be real assholes to anyone who is slightly different

>>223375583
how is it a hidden disability if it's also clear?

That’s not monoculture. If anything, the World Cup and other international sports events celebrate the many nations and people that participate.

For example, the embrace of foreign fans in the USA (eg the Scots, Japanese, Mexicans, Aussies) were a reminder of our similarities and differences. The excitement around ranch sauce reminds us that we have plenty to share and enjoy with each other.

That togetherness is wonderful, but it’s not monoculture. It’s precisely the different cultures mixing and sometimes clashing that makes this moment unique and special.

If we were one uniform culture (which is what monoculture means) it would have felt like going to any old game in our home countries, competing against another local team. Exciting perhaps, maybe some team rivalry to spice things up, but not nearly as big or exciting as this event.

PS: I really hope American fans clean up after themselves when they go to sports events and party overseas. Let’s be those people when we travel!

>>223375569
Imagine hating Americans so much you say our biscuits aren’t good
Europoor mental derangement

>>223375583
you should report them. does Aldi have an anonymous whistleblowing system?

>>223375661
my gf said this post is too long and she isn't going to read it

having gay sex with myself

BISCUITS & GRAVY

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>Spring-Heeled Jack was a Victorian-era criminal who terrorized London
>characterized by a demonic appearance, he used his extraordinary leaping ability paired with spring-laden boots to commit muggings, robberies, and other crimes
>he also possessed an alleged fire-breathing attack
what the fuck?

>>223375645
You're a good person

>>223375654
Well they wouldn't say shit about someone in a wheelchair

>>223375667
Don't think so plus they'd know it's me who reported them since I have a reputation for being nice to the mentally ill customers my colleagues always say "employed woman, your friend's here!" when they enter the store

The problem I have with Rorke is that it's literally impossible under capitalism to have a prosperous society and a racially pure society at the same time. But he chooses the capitalist every time.

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Teatime in Sicily. Great prices tbqh

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>>223375685
PICTURE OF HIM

he really printed out a fake italian menu for the larp but forgot the avatarflag omds

>>223375729
its all in forren. wheres the chips

>>223375748
3rd option under the side dishes heading

>>223375737
why did Victorian England have all these batman-tier villains? wtf?

>>223375757
never reply to me ever again

having a walk into town might get a subway made by an individuwl of darker skin tone

lads
When I was a youngling, my mumberg bought me the Arsenal top of that season every year
I even have one signed by Emmanuel Eboue and Alex Song
Thinking of tossing them out because holding on to them seems a bit retarded
Reckon I could get anything for 16 year old football tops or nah?

Yes, Aldi has an anonymous reporting system called the ALDI AlertLine, which lets employees and third parties report legal, ethical, or safety violations confidentially.

nyeom

Eating dogpoo outside the American embassy to protest against Donald trump and capitalism

>>223375772
Don't tell me what to do, freak

Literally can't stand any of the cunts on this website

>>223375766
it would england's aura era

>>223375820
can you do a summary of what a typical Aldi work day involves for each hour?

>>223375824
even me?

Might head to the bathrooms in the Subway and 6 Winton Square.

>>223375799
o'leftypol on a mad one

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>>223375832
cackling

Bandersnatch

I'm hesitant to listen to the /Brit/ team's advice regarding employment as I'd say a good majority of the Greggs fuck ups were caused by me listening to /Brit/ and that's not even including the Florida Law thing

James May taught a generation of British men that it's ok to have long hair and drive slow. You might even be rewarded with a lifetime of friendship for your troubles :)

Are you lads on the booze? Not sure if I should get on it

>>223375875
What advice did you take from here?

>>223375887
going to get on the booze soon

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>floria law

>>223375875
weren't you a greggs employee during your /britfeel/ days?

>>223375827
>Mary Ann Cotton was a Victorian era criminal and serial killer
>infamously wore green and killed numerous people through a string of poisonings
i guess so

evens and i start a new book

>>223375729
Swordfish rolls for me and the local wine

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mad

>>223375887
i can confirm that i am indeed on the booze
went to buy the bottle of voddy in the afternoon
even though i paid for it the door sensors went off, walked out and checked the receipt later to make sure we were square
urban scarecrow didn't seem to care, probably dreaming of swaziland

>>223375931
ok that's me told then

had sex with an American woman yesterday

>>223375940
looks like Jerry

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right well I'm on a list now aren't I

you know when you get a chicken and bacon sandwich from the shops the bacon is always soft but it's still bacon-y
how do they do that? can you do it with bacon rashers or does it need to be streaks like they use?

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>>223375887
On the 0% haha

Not talking about the Greggs shit anymore as I've moved on from that very dark time in my life

>>223375979
it did exactly as you asked?

>>223375991
That sandwich sounds really nice

>>223375979
to be fair it generated exactly what you asked
what were you expecting?

>>223375950
>voddy
mentalist

>>223375991
0% chance of ever losing your virginity you sad little runt

>>223375569
American biscuits are so fucking good, you're out of your mind

>>223376001
you're a through and through /brit/ lad now. forget about those /britfeel/ mongs (except ebin who's surprisingly sound)

>>223376039
ohmydayzz

>>223375991
that looks yummy

>>223375971
where was she from

>>223376025
yeah? you can hear it through the picture can you?

>>223376009
>>223376027
I had an image in my mind which looked a lot different from what it generated so I told the robot that it's retarded

dont drink but if i did it would be vodka tonic

>>223376065
well you should have been more specific. this is all your fault

>>223376066
right well you’re homosexual aren’t you

drinking vodka tonic is a spaino gimmick

>>223376025
Are you allowed to eat leftover ALDI sandwiches when they close at 22:00 pm?

>>223376031
in the words of diego rivera, how so?

*gets all up in your grille*

>>223376091
what's wrong with a vodka tonic?

>>223376113
No, it would consitture theft and result in immediate dismissal

>>223376052
Thanks mate

>>223376058
New Jersey

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>what's wrong with a vodka tonic?

>>223376123
…dunno

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okay im on a list too then I suppose

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.

pills. now.

>>223376155
Fuck off piehead

The Just Eat Paki is en route

>>223375133
the camera work was commendable but the actual content of the film didn't stand out to me at all

taking my hrt

>>223375583
pipe down bully, you insult people with mental illness and lack grace to at temporary realise you're off the mark

approaching 2x ambulances sometbing has gone on

could really go for a deutschblütigkeitserklärung right about now

>>223376145
might wanna get an STD panel in a few weeks

>>223376192
Phwrrrhrrhrhhrhr

yet to see a legitimate argument against vodka tonics. you're all bark no bite

>>223375940
wew

>>223376190
thank you for supporting the genocide of native britons

>>223375940
Was he one of the kids they left to get tapas
Fucking hell I'm a thousand years old

>>223376203
Some German words just roll off the tongue and require no translation.

Lebensraum
Volksgemeinschaft
Bandenbekämpfung
Einsatzgruppen
Volksgenossen

>>223376217
makes my belly puff out from the fizzy bubbles

>>223376217
They're icky

>>223376217
there are none
literally the second healthiest way to consume alcohol after red wine

>>223375832
Absolutely mad peng she was, F

>>223376228
mad how much german stuff is just nazi related
what were these niggas doing before moustache man came along
these niggas had no historical cultural impact at all

Prefer vodka straight out of the bottle personally

>>223376192
blimey

>>223375832
>>223376244
She was only attractive when she started in 2014
bogged herself bad

>>223376201
The only Mark I care about is seasideMARK

Thread's a bit slow, have some of you actually gone out then

i remember being a YN back in the day, running around da hood and cracking bad b-words

when is the pokopia DLC out i want to build my underwater town >.<

>>>/gif/30949805
Shit screaming

>>223376272
yeah x

>>223376190
For me it's chang with my chinese delicacy of slugs and broccoli

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>>223375832
fuck the bullies her hounded her to death, looking at you sin sage

how is Y not a vowel?

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>>223376272
I'm lying low and archiving

>>223376304
Yuh