I could be happy edition
32 years of life overhow many more years of this will there be good grief
i will be watching overlord (2018)
>$884 million because she said the n wordrorke is pathetic and embarrasing
lil pump skrrrt
feeling suicidal
I say, wish I could start over I would do it all different
>>223381269The cooper rose wetherspoon has a nonce in their midst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8wqUYCUBCM
>>223381672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X83fT0QdgX4
>>223381643Leftypol, you really need to pay more attention in school. Maybe ask the teacher to go over how numbers work
Dumb ass crystal ball having motherfucker man
>>223381706cute and funny beasts
>>223381683You'd just make different, equally shit decisions and mistakes and end up in a similar situation. You're not smart or affluent enough to make it out.
>>223381705choon
lass at work who just had a baby and took literally a year or something on paid maternity is having another babyits a good grift just keep popping them out
>>223381675Cheer up
Well that's your summer done and dusted. Let's try again in Autumn/Winter. This time with a bit more gusto.
>>223381774I know someone who runs a business and doesnt hire women for this very reason
>>223381780ok :) yay :)
stepmum on the AI generated tiktoks again
>>223381785therell be no snow you retard it'll be 25 deg in decemebr
>>223381820Reckon she flicks herself off to AI porn?
https://vocaroo.com/11rdFOoEB2EO
>>223381821Highly doubt that.
>>223381718Rorkesheed
>>223381675>>223381780yes lads
sikhs are so fucking bro tier
>>223381638>>223381675*hugs*
>>223381845screenshot my post im right
>>223381718they’re quite burly sikhs aren’t they not the typical scrawny indian
>>223381858*stabs you*
If you’re homeless, just buy a house
>>223381675Good
>>223381848the world cup is bringing us together as a nation
>>223381861Don't know how to screenshot on Mac but I've noted down your post number of a sticky note.
theres just something very funny about poo stories on reddit
>>223381870the ricu have forced my family to put out a statement saying "sihks are still bro tier, please think of the migrants in the health and hospitality sectors right now for real for real bro"
>>223381899i saw this tiktok
>>223381905the thinly veiled panic with which the redditors relay them
https://youtu.be/5JTWeyDywOQ?si=hjLZ8ZZL_-YXvYaZ
>>223381901i look forward to your retraction, sir
dont have tiktok. had it but no more
>>223381917tiktok immediately locked in on my anger at the argentinianssome algorithm those chinks have got on the go
https://youtu.be/m3I3-KTJbtYhttps://youtu.be/WLubS6QOMsQhttps://youtu.be/IBy7TCSY2wkhttps://youtu.be/pH4PkaN3eVAhttps://youtu.be/5PSLme94SCQhttps://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdMhttps://youtu.be/TPSenKymLwkhttps://youtu.be/26PRhCJtgPQhttps://youtu.be/dkObgKrscpkhttps://youtu.be/TJC63yhmtOEhttps://youtu.be/-XlW-cyAdiwhttps://youtu.be/7h8BcHmGskQhttps://youtu.be/dZetyzERm08https://youtu.be/aJvR8jZ3htAhttps://youtu.be/d-McRrLueQIhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/mQxWYy1JaqUhttps://youtu.be/4Rog8XY8oxghttps://youtu.be/crN0c7-FplAhttps://youtu.be/5T6vdak5Qoohttps://youtu.be/R8pj2y39_jchttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/lFygysZfq3Uhttps://youtu.be/GX3TsxJut7Ihttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/zsX0zHB4LwEhttps://youtu.be/JqXrkfXxgMchttps://youtu.be/fT5t8Td9T44https://youtu.be/izWx8XB2CRghttps://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/FEnvCrvAPt0https://youtu.be/EIZa5k7Wgskhttps://youtu.be/yaApysXYjyohttps://youtu.be/UFwmWF0bbQshttps://youtu.be/cXeP210nwwohttps://youtu.be/u9KR6liceOMhttps://youtu.be/ATPg_S5mR3Ihttps://youtu.be/mJSyXqBKVpYhttps://youtu.be/x81SMw8qUh0https://youtu.be/ihgc5LQbjg8https://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/nK9wM_WLjhAhttps://youtu.be/mUEsqQpact0https://youtu.be/-n90NojU8O0https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/FK0a6PumJSQhttps://youtu.be/kiw_VxQ2oXohttps://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/KUZ7jG7BKE8
remember when gazza said he met thatcher at downing street with the england squad and she made him hard so he went to the toilets to wank
Weeeeeeeee!!!!
>>223381843https://vocaroo.com/1o7vu4keZ4OA
>>223381950
>>223381947Alri, caveman lad
IS SHE REALLY GOIN OUTT WITH HIIIM
bergs currently doing what one might call a madness
clicked all of those links
>>223381972couldn't get away with a line like "pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street" THESE DAYS
>>223381972is she really gonna take him home tonight?
>>223381965Imagine her taking a bwc up her shitter
>>223381675watch funny tiktoks x
All kicked off xxxGarn home nows x
not even horny enough to fancy a cock in the arse anymore, let alone my dick in a fannynot a virgin but worried the rest of my life will be one
if i was in Hiroshima on August 6th 1945, things would have gone differently. not on watch i'd say
my dick barely works anymore
Not out with your mates?
>>223382004fuck off back to /britfeel/ you stupid little cunt
Clicked one and it was shitknot, the biggest retard you went to school with’s favourite
mad how you have to get your cock and balls out at the urinal then all the men look at it and youre all pissing out of them and its disgusting
>>223382004I'm on the sambuca
>>223382035>and balls out at the urinal
>>223382041
we need to have more interfaith dialog and have conversations with the LGBTQIA community so we can change our churches for the better!!!!!!!!!! thanks pope leo bobby prevost that's really what we need now!!!!!!!!
>>223382030one of the greatestes bands to ever do it along with Limp Bikizkit i'm serious this is not a joky
>>223382021haven't got any matesyou lot are my mates
>>223382035i dont carei want to piss and i dont care if anyone is looking at my willy
>>223382035Trousers round my ankles. Shirt pulled up to my tits every time x
>>223382065yeah? fuck off
I said how many I said 23 x
I am willing to die for Ukraine! But first I will goon x*imagines sucking her toes, one by one*
>>223382069:D
>>223382076yeah
>>223382041That Asian needs some BWC
>>223382099hi! x
>>223382075*stands next to you and sticks a finger in your bum*
>>223382075yh?
What has the BBC ever done for me?
Garn warage on way home me. Nothing ends. Fuck the lot of ya xxx
>>223382054you dont have your balls out at the urinalive been doing it wrong all this time
(8) get the bucas, get the bucas, get the bucas for the boys! (8)
God just give me a fucking job PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD
>>223382118smoke a cig next to one of the pumps chairman xx
theyre being a little violent now…
>>223382118garage mentioned
Finish this then I go homes. Me mate has fuckd off x
>>223382117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWQLLK7EupEliteral choon
This isn't angry little mong feel lad
>>223382152
getting closer every time lads
>>223382117that hip hop podcast x
I am the king of Sunderland xMy city. My world. My everything x
He's at the Cooper RoseProper shithole that
In the Trojan war Diomedes attacks and severely injures two olympian gods, then also attacks Apollo three times, but on the fourth attempt he is reminded by Athena that he's only allowed to injure 1 god per war, and he's already exceeded that limit
>>223382152they’re so jewish
>>223382140Who is
>>223382021did that last week. this is MY weekend
how sad must your life be if you're at a pub and posting on /brit/ instead of chatting shit with others
>>223378429won't happen arteta will sign more defenders instead
what if cat food tastes good and we don't know it?
>>223382152why is m khalifa therewhat is she doing? shagging falklanders?
Stop Argentine hate now! Those dirty monkey fucks can’t help it :(
>>223382065That would be an ecumenical matter
Just seen a lad in spoons order 2 pints for himself then sit at the table alone staring at his phone and crying
>>223382191Nobody is stopping you from trying it, but like my juvenile curiosity about dog biscuits, I expect you will be disappointed
>>223382152got nobody in the net :/
>>223382165
>>223382180You got bullied out of britfeel big lad
>>223382213bizarre lie
>>223382227id love to rape marge simpson
>the Queen of Sunderland
>>223382229he's also sitting very politely in a wetherspoons drinking a little fruity orange cocktail
>>223382232fuck up piehead
>>223382213shes at the gherkin, taken care of…
>>223382239sonion
get that down ya neck
>>223382247fromsoft getting major inspiration
Rorke listening to Xanadu by Olivia Newton John and dancing round the flat like he’s performing in a Westend musical.
I wanted to be in a relationship xIf it doesn't work out then the world burns x
>>223382188the kettle calling the pottle black
>>223382239She'll do it consensually, no need for rape
How can I donate my local drinking water to a data centre
>>223382271bit wordy
>>223382274You'll do nothing
>>223382284it would have to be rape for me to enjoy itthank you
>>223382208get on board with the New Synodal Church® where all religions lead to god and everyone goes to heaven! unless you have a problem with vatican ii, then you are a heretic and doomed to hell. bobby prevost would rather have a muslim prayer room than do a TLM
>>223382267CWLTSHC
I stood for what wa right xxx
why don’t datacenteres use piss instead of water
>>223382298I wish you'd reconsider
>>223382152Mad that they had a countrywide meltdown
>>223382188My friends have a habit of inviting junkie reared idiots over to the table so I basically just don’t engage, look at my phone or go outside for a cigarette until they get the message to fuck off
>>223382276>pottlebrakxey
>>223382321Mad how they've won more trophies than England on a fraction of the budget
theyre losing control and speeding up
car drove through a pride event in berlin then
Started doing crunches and resistance band lifting on alternating days. Been doing it for about 2 weeks but I'm getting bored of it just want to eat and sit down desu
>>223382330Miserable fucker aren't you
>>223382330why are you such a miserable bastard
Nobody tells me what to doIt's gonna be a long night xxx
>>223382299Sorry mate, liberal high church anglican hereMy pope is a nurse from Woking
aaaand into the filter he goes
>>223382348those mad "germans" at it again
me arsehole is a bit too high up so my poo sometimes clips the back rim of the toilet seat
>>223382348Did it get bummed by one of them German Arsenpümpers?
>>223382348Rorke at it again is he
>>223382341Is it?
Woking mention
>>223382370He'll be at it for the next 12 hours it's genuinely pathetic
>>223382358wokey calling lad
>>223382353>>223382354I don’t know
>>223382319people living nearby would complain about the smell
>>223382379reckon it was biomass
>>223382403You are
>>223382358I put in some serious overtime this week spend it well de la
>>223382348pride met by wrath
Utter Woking Nonsense
rorke not sure if he should be celebrating this one or not
>>223382383YepEngland is just as successful as Greece
it right
POV you bring your 10 day old baby donkey to a rave
>>223382099based
Sacked Tranny
>>223382441in his little gay hat
>>223382369my condolences. but i think the humans in the vatican now will be almost indistinguishable from anglicans in a few years
>>223382449president of the seaside mark fan club
>>223382407they can lump it
My mate has left. I finish these drinks then go homes x
I'm LGBT
>>223382150pour those dregs into the jug, take your top off and shout >who wants to see me down this?
2026 will see /brit/'s first ever barbershop octet
>>223382486Hello LGBT, I'm Ian.
>>223382437Dont think greece won the world cup
erlier I saw fake teeth for the firs time I think, that shit looked uuncanny valley
Don’t you remember My dick’s all shitty.My dick’s all shitty from your arse hoooole!
doing some grunting
>>223382486I'm LGBTQIA+
*prances about a microphone stand*We're only making plans for Nigel
The LGBTsThe BAMEs
>>223382516Would love to take you to a valley and then brutally murdered you and scatter your chopped up body parts around said valley
>>223382475There's always Russian Orthodoxy, Rorke
>>223382532Would they rather they'd lied?
i’m an attack helicopter
>>223382546folk valley?
>>223382348How bout that
>dox HHL>do nothing Lmfao
>>223382532Unironically should be put in jail
>>223382532>Took the screenshot before unmatching and deleting my bumble accountscream
>>223382267>lonelymental how much girls lie to get attention when we give it to them for free
>>223382516
why are bitterns such weirdos?
>>223382510They won the Euros in a year when footballers didn't smoke 20 fags a day and goalkeepers wore glovesSo I suppose they are more successful than England, actually
Waiter: And for dessert?Rorke: I like the look of this tiramisu.Waiter: Excellent choice, sir.Rorke: And just the one spoon, we'll share.*24 year old woman giggles*
>>223382545
>>223382484are you trying to bait people into buying you a drink on the app or something?get a grip lad
>>223382580>blaming yesterday for not being tomorrowABEnglands need mental help
might go to bed and attempt to suck myself off
ROADS GIRDLE THE GLOOOOOOOOBE
>>223382580Dont think you saw greeces 1-0 win all the way to the euro finals with their anti football. And a euro is never a world cup.
>>223382588schizo
Said if you want to suck my penis, just go ahead nowAnd if you’d like to fuck my anus, just go ahead now
>>223382546you don't even know how much fun we will have lad, well fight, we'll have a laugh, gonna open some beers >>223382570exactly, it was like those ventriliquist (fuck that word) puppets
>>223382552the KGB lead church has got plenty of their own problems. some of bergoglio's worst ideas came from the orthodox church. there are people who would rather be tortured to death than give up catholicism. i will not give up just because we've had a few bad popes
Leaving this boozer then getting a taxi but garn garage on the way home. Fuck sniff it's a mugs game xxx
stomach gurgling and making popping sounds
cervesa por favor
how the fuck am I supposed to work until I’m like 75 years old I don’t even want to work for a year this isn’t right
you guys are here a lot then, huh?
Not racistJust don't like it
mad how attached people still are to their phone numbers
>>223382617There were 12 teams in the World Cup when England won it lol it was a glorified (almost) quarter final competitionAnd after that? Nothing. Does that not make you embarrassed? Answer honestly
>we've had a few bad popesThat's what Martin Luther said
Rabbi Mizrachi detected (based)
>>223382675Can't be learning a new phone number, I can barely keep my post code straight after moving
>>223382661It roughly translates to "beer for favour" which is basically a weird way of saying "do me a favour and grab me a brewski?"
welshmong melty
>>22338268916 i mean
>>223382670yh..
I am coming xxx
>>223382670I have been here for almost 12 hours straight today and will likely spend another six or seven hours posting before I go to sleep
>>223382675No joke, no lie, this is the absolute truth, I still don't know my number despite having it for 13 years probably
>>223382695Not all you can’t keep straight, eh ya zesty bugger x
>>223381675>>223381683ONE THINGI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>223382674giving a bad name to the little hogweed aka common purslane, a delicious and hardy edible plant
Did the “based” rabbi say something about the goys again did he… awhh deary me
>>223382696"Please" is short for "if you please" which is the same sort of thing
A population of 60,000,000…
Finally gave up and got a Fleshlight, ladsDon't need to talk to women any more
>>223382670It's prime wastrel hour at the moment. Even /britfeel/ mongs are out on the piss.
>>223382696si amigo si
>>223382752i bought one once and dint enjoy it
>>223382669should've tried harder in school
>>223382728>zesty
something is seriously wrong with human society
nemochess is live
…the richest FA in the world…
>>223382760Not sure what this means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31yLY4DSzO8
Rorke giving his flashlight a lick out before using it as he’s a gentleman
>>223382784cervesa amigo por favor
>>223382723ktimrefused to learn it because its got a weird combination of numbersalways just find it in my notes app
>>223382766Okay but I didn’t ? I didn’t and I don’t have access to a Time Machine I can’t go back and change that so you aren’t exactly helping
>>223382786he happy
loads of tranny buggers around in london today
>>223382786what if there's demonic curses hidden subliminally in the purrs?
>>223382692also what anyone who has looked into the history of the church sayshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipopepopes are human
>>223382781Alri Tim
Rorke buying the Kenzie ReevesLeftypol buying the Colby Keller
>>223382820Just that time of year innit
>>223382835…the best academies in the world…
lil protip: if you go to spain say ‘una pinta porfa’
>>223382832dont catholics think these guys have magic powers or sum
>>223382850No more than Brits do about the King
…squad value of over £1.5bn…
got a documentary on for bed time
>>223382811thats how it is lad its why they told you to try hard in school
>>223382752i never use mine because cleanup is a paincan just tell her to go wipe herself up gotta wipe it up yourself!!
>>223382844I'll ask for you mother by asking "una puta porfa" how's that?
Going to be putting mine to use in a bit
>>223382807I don't know what it is lad, I know me mums and me dads and a bunch of other peoples but havent learned my own, I kind of know it but not really, I have it in my contacts as ME
mightr replay the witcher 3
millions must be deported
>>223382885It’s not my fault I had a bad childhood u wouldn’t get it
>>223382895your life is abysmal
the odyssey was quite mundane. nolan is the king midwit. i rented a library audiobook on tape about odysseus when i was 10 that had more nuance
>>223382895this man is due to masturbate into a silicone sheath!
>>223382914Got your arse fucked by your dad? No excuse you thicko cunt
Need a time machine that goes back to 2013
>>223382099>arse>solesAudreyjeets, I kneel...
>>223382893that would result in you getting an odd look and maybe a laugh
>>223382914>It’s not my fault I had a bad childhoodIt is actually. If you'd not been such a total disappointment your parents wouldn't have resented you for ruining their lives and been happier and more successful and given you greater opportunities as a result
Tung Tung SahurTa-ta-ta SahurMadine Ding-Ding Dune, Madine Ding Ding DuneTung Tung Tung SahurTa-ta-ta SahurMadine Ding-Ding Dune, Madine Ding Ding Dune
>>223382940prefer pink soles
>>223382850no. there is the concept of papal infalibility which means the pope is correct when he proclaims a doctrine of faith or morals in his official capacity ex cathedra. but the pope hasnt spoken ex cathedra since 1870. catholics are allowed to disagree with other opinions and actions the pope makes e.g. prevost's retarded antics
>>223382931I never had a dad my mum died when I was 13 and then I had to move across the country and live with my nan u don’t get it I should be allowed a second chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71E8sArttE0got the Polish feel chunes on>>223382925they are incapable of making good movies anymore, it's over, and that's a good thing
>>223382963Why bother? Just worship God and not some kid fucker in Rome. Simple as.
mates bought me a fleshlight (or some other off-brand pocket pussy) as a joke for my birthday a few years ago but I've never used itdon't think it would feel good
Little female fella
>>223382962Dude's a literal millionaire, why the fuck can't he get a properly fitting suit? Looks like a teenager wearing a hand me down to a family wedding
>>223382963sounds like magic to me
>>223382966You be allowed to be smashed to bits by a speeding lorry you wingeing dickhead
>>223382947Ur just being nasty for no reason u don’t get it
>>223382963Go LDS
>>223383010>for no reasonDon't assume my intentions
NEW>>223381549>>223381549>>223381549
go gauchos
>>223382962sad
i fail to see why nolan had to use imax the whole of the time. as far as i can see imax is really good for giant static images with movement or anything out of focus it's a mess. and every seat except 50 or so dead centre are nonviable for watching imaxthe ideal imax scene would be a slow motion landscape shot. actually the movie they should remake in imax is L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat
>>223382914Even this doesn’t cut it anymore. Chemistry PhD’s are maxing out at £60k meanwhile DevOps pays £150k+ with no degree needed.Connections > accreditation
Thoughts?
>>223383119I don't understandico
>>223382962the little half second feminine canter as she makes it the final yard to the pen
