trainee barrister edition
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>>223385937I could have fixed her...
Do you think it's really shit or is it like chocolate or something
>>223385937a patriot
rape and kill zeidys mum
>>223385947do you need a wellness check x
the thing is though, if you were capable of empathy, and you weren't irked by me pointing out how you have no capacity for it, you wouldn't have just spent the last hour pissing your pants about it with a thousand strawman posts
uh oh
Leftypol having zero sympathy for muslim women in the middle east because that's their culture
I am unlikable, boring and mostly have nothing interesting to talk about most people always have these cool stories meanwhile most of mine is just me traveling and going to sports games
>>223385982How long have you been on the HRT? Got tits yet?
kept posting in the old and put effort into my posts only for them to go into the void award
>>223385937She’s a train my?
>>223385998see >>223385982
Seriously why do people like alcohol? It doesn't taste nice and it's sugary and bad for you. I've drank some gin, some cocktails, some beer and some wine and at best all I have thought is that the taste is just ok and at worst I was begging for water to wash it away with. I have never gotten drunk but the high cannot be that good, I think if you need a drink to have fun you are a boring loser. Grown adults are walking around drinking brightly coloured liquid sweets called shit like Buzzballz and honestly think they are worth anything.
mad how someone can go from making coffee to trying to bomb people. What happens in your life to put you down that path??
>>223386009I like it because it will slowly kill me and if it didn't make you fat or destroy muscle gains I would drink myself to death
>>223385947He's chocolate mad
Leftypol doing the bidding of evil billionaire sociopath because they've convinced him their cause will elevate his social ranking
>>223386021also football crazy
>>223385937I want to eat her shit, yum yum.
>>223385982this post is a veritable bourgeoisie of seethe
>>223385947Where did he find all that poop
Peace has cost you your strengthVictory has defeated you xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l841Sof4pDc
>>223386017Well why would you want that? I feel bad mistreating my body. If I eat too much bad carbs or sweets I feel awful.
>>223386034weird autistic freak
he saved those scat videos and posted two of them on /gif/ so he could post them here with audio
Leftypol showing sympathy toward Ted Bundy and Hitler because it's the right thing to do
Ricky Gervais’ Alley Cats
>>223386024The leftypol is in it with the billionaires is such a funny cope while they fund all rorkes "alternative" media
I went a year in full isolation because of college being online and it felt nice. I now have zero friends and I am kind of a unlikable piece of shit I can only socialize with drugs and alcohol
>>223386040
>>223386009its okay to not like it
Leftypol spamming rorke in /brit/ all day as his socialist hasan inspired crusade
do Aussies really pronounce "debut" as "day-boo"
>>223386051I do not like my life I am low on the spectrum and I learned to stop trying to be normal most people end up hating me so I just sit silent plus every time I talk I piss someone off
>>223386015*taps the empathy sign firmly
>>223386071Just don't get the big deal. Most people I know are at least a little alcoholic. My parents love it and when they have let me have sips I want to gag.
>>223386074Again with the streamer you're obsessed withRorke is posted by everyone you must be new
>>223386009I like the taste of beer and being slightly drunk makes me feel more relaxed.
ADHD lass might have fucked me off tonight but tonight I take over Britain x
Leftypol has hasan poker and owen jones. Rorke has Tucker Carl's on and Charlie Kirk.
>>223386063leftypol has the entire liberal world order on its side however, it was not rorke that opened the borders or put anti-white legislation in law
rorke still furious
AHH YES, I WAS WONDERING WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST X
>>223386108>Leftypol>LiberalAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
where's gorpheus
>>223386063Leftypol is too stupid to realise which is the point stupid
>>223386111nice digits
The goycattle consumer slaves are so repulsive to me that I've started to form a superiority complex over itIs this healthy and necessary for coping in this modern world?
end of an era x
mental how i did data entry for a government department and they had me stressed out everyday handling sensitive records being rushed and scrutinised over every little thing in exchange for the worlds worst hours and minimum wage wouldve been much better stacking shelves
>>223386119Braindead comment
>>223386125posted from your smelly childhood bedroom
>>223386089>everyoneJust you and a few other retards
what is a ket comedown likea proper one when you've been in the khole
>>223386134smelly incel studio*
>>223386125life in brazil seems like a type of hell but especially if you are autistic or autism adjacent
>>223386136No it's loads of people and you're new
>>223386139doesn't really have one tbqh
So this is it? We all just give up? HelperLad is in charge now? Not me. Britain stands up to bullies x
neororke trying to politicise rorke posting
>>223386116but its true leftpol believes in multiculturalism, destroying the strong gods of faith and nation AND hates the proletariat of the west because they are white its a match made in hell between the university educated middle class and the elites
ketamine i think is the drug that separates the casual ones (weed, alchol, even mdma to some extent) to the really degen ones it's a line you don't cross or you regret it immensely
Decisive Rorke victory.
>>223386086some people like the taste but you have to not be shocked by the alcohol in it to appreciate iti think lots of people just settle on something they can tolerate enough to get pissed with
hello lads.
>>223386126
>>223386170Nonsense
how's it foing
how do you fix this?
>>223386189foing
My regime will be taking power shortly. Loyalists are asked to fan out to all towns and villages. A statement will be made to the nation at 8am.
>>223386194wait for the north to vote to return to the republic which will happen soon
>this made up character that vaguely resembles a supporter of leftist politics isn't my version of liberal im sure this conversation will end well and be fruitful haha yeah
>>223386194Increase leprechauns 150%Increase Faeries 220%Reduce Bansheess 20%Increase changelings 470%
BLEEEEEEEGH! *blows a raspberry at you*
>>223386187not so, leftypols interests directly align with the elites by manufacturing consent for things which only benefit the elite like mass immigration through pop culture but at the same time alienating the proles so there is no threat of real communists getting in power and abolishing banks or some shit you see this in the left always taking the side of the establishment when push comes to shove, like with brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQM8LxhFjE
think if the regime leader of my country posted frogs in cow suits on 4chan i would consider moving immediately
Also ban goblins except hobgoblinsIncrease green man funding 10%
>>223386173its a casual party and monging out drug
I am not sure I am the only but I am autistic as fuck and when I have alcohol it feels great because for some reason I feel normal
willy wonka is such an odd film, what time period is it even meant to be set in? has that greng 70s feel but culturally it's like victorian england
>Age34>SexYes please>LocationBuenos Aires but Rajasthan from originally>CasteVaishya>Height5'6.5 when wearing shoe>InterestsMemes, computer, fun times, video game like PUBG>Other thing about meI am currently working with Google play store and also have a side job retail for other income too>Likes in womanBlonde hair, blue eyes, skinny, big boobs, sexy, beatiful face, sexy body, funnyIf you are interesting please reply my message
the way you rorkethe way you understand me
>>223386148No it's you and your retard crew
>>223386226You're just talking about libs
screaming
my fucking toenail broke
>>223386244that says a lot about the culture of your country more than you think horse tranquilizer that literally paralyzes you if you take a high enough dose as a casual party drugdeary me
>>223386256There's no crew it's just a running joke and you're new and angry and took it personally, just relax and let it happen rorke
Be prepared xI will be King xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsZdDDQ8b0 [Embed]
>>223386257leftists are libs they take the side of libs against the proles time and time again, ideological purity is not a defence what you actually do IRL is what matters and all leftists do is run cover for the establishment libs
Berlin pride terror attack
>>223386269you can say that about any drug if you take enough. if you have done that in a party or club you have made a mistake
>>223386280>Different things are sameYeah no, wrong
>>223386290>>223386269I am on drugs right now so I don't kill myself I want to die most days
>>223386284Boy in my college was a crossdresserHe was a Latinx American from one of the states but I forgot which one and he looked like a stereotype
>>223386282I remember during lockdown i talked to this schizophrenic imbecile that wrote like 3 pages worth of text comparing pride parades to military parades, saying they're pretty much the same thing.
>>223386284:( that's sad, getting bullied for the shape of some cloth covering
>>223386108>it was not rorke that opened the bordersNot that it matters, but it was Churchill who set the foundations of decolonisation to expand waged relations and expand markets.
I have nothing in common with most people my age and most people in my country. I love to pretend anyone else because if I am truly myself they will hate me
>>223386290not at allyou will get the spins or get sick smoking weed or drinking a lot, but ketamine literally fucking paralyzes you lolif you think there is no difference then you are a mong sorry>>223386296talk to a therapist not a random person on /brit/
>>223386303They are a bit, they're a demonstration of power, nothing wrong with that I think, signals to others they're not alone and there are people out there they can find community with
>>223386206*googles "helperlad nonce" *
>>223386273Just a running joke you devote your life to spamming every second of every day for years on end. Just a joke :)
>>223386295the gap between the libs and the left is that of a toothpick leftism is within the establishment, it believes in all the libs precepts while at the same time alienating the mass of people rendering the harder edges totally unattainable its why communists are not looked at the same way nazis are, you are within liberal thought and your ideas serve them
My life is spamming rorke on /brit/, as a joke of course
>>223386331I barely do it, it happens so much because lots of people do it, same as the old sir kier starmer posting, you're just new and you need to not take it personally, when somebody posts black women changed rorke they're not trying to hurt your feelings
>>223386319I do not want to be hospitalized again I remember being thrown into a lonely bin because I slit open my own thigh and for also telling people I would rather be hit by a bus then go to school
>>223385937Sexo...
>>223386317Shit y'all might like Chase Hughes. Are you listening to me? Why are you looking away?
>homosexuality is a bourgeois vicewhat was stalin's problem?
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR NOTHINGTHAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. TO KEEP THEM FROM RESISTING. TO SHOW THEM HOW WRONG THEY ARE. HOW POINTLESS IT IS. OR DIE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4rMkCrW-xA
>>223386319I mean in the sense that if I take a lot of cocaine at once i will have a bad time so you do smaller amounts. if you are on ket in a club you are doing small bumps and sometimes mixed with cocaine.
>>223386333Nah you're just talking about libs still
leftypol proclaiming that people at pride parades are non-civilian military targets
YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE FOR THIS PLANET
country would be so much better off if we preserved a bit of the guild system like the germans did. britain has always been too ancap
Watching a youtube video about Japanese monks who would self-mummify and bury themselves alive and pluck their eyeballs out
i mean really do google it if you aren't aware
>>223386372does or does not the left support multiculturalism, hate-speech laws and an equity focussed judiciary
norway had a lot of tuff goal celebrations.
>HHL in his villain arcNot sure I was prepared for this
>>223386384too lazywhat comes up
>>223386387Doesn't
>>223386404AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
>>223386414You're just confusing libs with the left
Rorkebros, our response?
>>223386392doubt youre prepared for much
its VBP day, the day rourke won over leftypol
>>223386355When somebody posts leftypol sucks black dick they're not trying to hurt your feelings
right then time we all get our willies out and crank one out then
you cunts need to grow up this is getting sad
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS
the /brit/ meetup
>>223386433I know, that's your psychosexual obsession
>>223386434havent got one x
>>223386365you can easily overdo ketamine because the line is so thin and we both know that
rorke bringing up black willards again is he
>>2233864432,1,3
utterly insane how mentally unwell you all are.
with leftypol dead i dont know what to do with myself
Start making THIS!
>when i dedicate my life to posting rorke 24/7 for decades i'm not trying to hurt your feelings because i'm a widdle empath like we all are
>>223386462>>223386439
YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE.THINK, /BRIT/. YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE TO THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY. EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE.WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 FUCKING YEARS?
>>223386469Why are you actually having a melty about a joke that's not aimed at youThis is really really sad :/
just reminding you all that there's one lad who posts on here and on brit/pol/ who is utterly convinced that Rorke posting is all done by a group of people to undermine the right wing and make them seem absurd.
>>223386423There are so many accounts on reddit that just spam and repost memes from /r/FuckNigelFarage to every single British subreddit, and nothing else, it's fucking bizarre
>>223386454personally I would have to actively try to get to that state.
>>223386478:/
>>223386480leftypol trauma dumping
Yes yes this general is run by a dedicated trooncord cable like this entire site and the entire internet. Let's all act smarmy about it and do little faces :))))))
right wingers in this country are pathetic and easy to hate and it makes me glad they are losing.
>>223386480I receive Soros money to post "rorke sorting his jelly babies into colours to do a statistical analysis"
>>223386494leftypol having a melty
>>223386494And who are you? Race? Area? Income?
popping my tumours with a screwdriver
>>223386503Did you just learn that from somebody saying it to you
>>223386495>rorke sorting his jelly babies into colours to do a statistical analysissc
leftypol opening a phonebook and circling names
>>223386507If it pops isn't is a cyst? Or a buboe
going to rip out my tooth, ground it up, then inject it into my eyeball
>>223386434*lies down in the middle of it all*yh go on x
>>223386485fair enough
Rorke mega meltdown
do you know any good songs?
Just got home
>>223386531Common sense > woke left nonsense
>>223386524This is like an ai approximation
>>223386525should be on game shows with all your general knowledge
"n-no you"- leftypol
>>223386539From the gay bar?
>>223386494dont think they are losing im seeing more normal people becoming right wing or just more open about it
leftypol doing ridiculous thing
>>223386548...yh
>>223386534Kate Bush Babushka
>>223386554get a cheeky suckjob?
>>223386557song with a story
>>223386545:3 oh you
leftypol losing an argument to predictive text
>>223386562That's a given
Nobody gives a fucking shit about me.I'm on my own in this hell hole world x
>>223386569You can still see the seethe in these, go to bed or you'll pop
is international dating or ldrs normal nowmy mums friends son who i went school with has a gfberg in boston and shes talking about how great it is hes going out and seeing her thought most people would think its weird and creepy
>>223386568^~^
rorke traveling to puerto rico and calling everyone he sees a dirty paki
leftypol pulling the blankets tight around himself
i'm pretty much gay right now if I'm being honest
>>223386572...want another? x
And ofc the yank doesn't get it at all
>>223386594puerto ricans are a festive people, jerry
>>223386604Glasgow?
>>223386599Has to have an element of humour
right thats me and mousey back from the cathouse
nothing wrong with being a tranny but i couldn't do it if I'm being honest with you
>>223386602flag checks out
>>223386632Mousey is a regular there now
>>223386633women probably think theres something wrong with it
>>223386629its a bit based on this post >>223386581
>>223386587i've been in a ldr for 4 years now
>>223386642who gives a shit what women think nigga they're retarded
Wild talking to continental Europeans and seeing how much they want>Britain to rejoin the EU>however, first it must be punished Bizarre mindsetObviously brexit was dumb but still
>>223386653*taps the empathy sign
>>223386653they are retards but trans women are trying to emulate them at the end of the day and if women dont want them around and think theyre weird its their call
>>223386539faux philden
leftypol dancing around the issue
>>223386650what country and how did you find herwant to date a girl from abroad but dont know where to start, tried some international sites but theyre all bot infested or filled with people too old for my young zoomer soul and i dont have enough money to travel regularly
>>223386689Wales
leftypol putting a coaster under his glass
>>223386689>>223386689>tried some international sites>filled with people too oldAs a milf man, what sites should I be looking at?
>>223386689kenya. and i found her on a facebook group. just wished her a happy b-day and we've been talking ever since.
>>223386722wow good luck to youhave you ever met in person?
I hardly kenya
i like to bite down as hard as i can to try and break my teeth
Rorke getting told off for leaving his hair in the drain after showering and then arguing that the hair is too dark to be his
>>223386646Don't see how
might piss off to bed
>>223386734thanks! and i haven't, no. hopefully one day. but whatever the case, we keep each other company.
>>223386699get his head thumped
saw a black man post 'This prolly what pray mantises listen to otw to work' in the comments of a shitty song and did a scream
leftypol eating his 5 a day
>>223386747Nn <3
>>223386747I'll be up till sun up. Not even slightly tired
>>223386757definitely aphex twin
>>223386762Hard day at toil?
>>223386194
>>223386699>>223386759Good for them
got my winky out
>>223386774No more toil for me
just remembered I bought some bran flakes for the morning
rorkeums and leftymuffin
>>223386751aww cutelove to see a fren succeed x
>>223386784You quit?
>>223386790Yeah x
rorke getting his table surface covered with moisture rings and saying that it has character
>>223386775vivid memories of this colour being common in the Dandy annuals my dad had from the 70s. very pleasant on the eye
>>223386772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpDGY0qMdmkit was this
>>223386798More time to post on /brit/ I suppose
>>223386789thanks! best of luck to you, mate x
>>223386806So back
>>223386811Well not really we're losing the green one to wage slavery
rorke pretending not to enjoy homes under the hammer when nanberg puts it on telly but then retreating into his pit to dust off the martel maxwell shrine
>>223386805(8) buss up! buss up! buss up! (8)
im asexual but whenever i have to bring it up its beyond embarrassing because you either get lumped in with the typical perception of a leftypol lgbtq freak or people think youre trying to seem specialjust not interested in any of it
>>22338681334k for talking on the phone isn't half bad. I'd do that
>>223386813I'll find a way to still post full timethe job is very funny i'll tell you what it is if i get it
>>223386820deegs shaking his little gnomish ass
rorke picking monster munch as his favourite crisps
>>223386829Manager for x0angeldoll's onlyfans?
>had one chance at love with ADHD lass>fucked it upIt overs x
>>223386827More like a sexual predator
>>223386831enjoy prison
>>223386842i wishit's sussing out benefits fraud lollooking over people's bank statements and phoning them so they can scream at me
>>223386855If yoiu take my benefits I will kilkl you
east side is de best
>>223386843haha you womfy mate??
>>223386866nah you have hidden disability (diagnosed a sheffield university 2005)
>>223386831it's over
>>223386855I'm grassing on sacked tranny to you
faggots
i cannot stand idly by with ukrainian lives at stake!
so how come
>>223386892where
Might become Pookrainian
played a few overwatch games yesterday for the first time in a while and felt miserable
frankly why shouldnt i dabble in a bit of freemasonry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgkGDaQfDE
>>22338687024 fucking 7 mate xOW MANHOLLA HOLLA WE DEM BOYZZZZZZZZZZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
shaquille o'neal rape bum finally arrived
actually hit top 500 today in overwatchcurrently rank 486 on support
>>223386905ur age start with a 3?
>>223386899samwise gamgee feet
>>22338691821
Never played Overwatch. I used to be class at Apex though
>>223386915got the ngolo kante one meselfpert black buttocks nom nom nom
actually hit top 500 today in gay boring bastardcurrently rank 486 on arse sex recipients
Should I hire an escort?
>>223386928I'm selling my Sol Campbell sexarse if you want
>>223386936dangerous and downright stupid
>>223386933congratulations lad, not sure I understand the achievement but glad you're enjoying yourself x
>>223386939no thanks lad had problems with the sol ones in the pastplus he looks like the big hairy one from harry and the hendersons
having jews control your mass communication is the death of your nation and of your people
>>223386947Ah no worries pal
Deep down inside, liberal jews are all Ben Gvir, they simply do not believe non-Jewish people are human
purple aki branded barbell
asparagus
Jews must always deny context to their victims. So that no motivation for self-defense could ever be established
>>223385937no way that's her
>>223386949>>223386954Ironically the Jews enabled you to be a half caste abomination that thinks it’s white
thread has taken a rather antisemitic turn
any himmlerian med bvlls in?
poo naan awards sponsored by blackpool city of culture 2028
Get your fucking willy out for the IRA
sick of being bombarded with softcore porn with tits in my face whenever i open twitter or instagram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMrdkKifDg
>>223386967you're entire jewish race will be exterminated very soonhumanity now knows you are a pack of criminals and murderers
>>223386981You'd rather have cock and balls in your face
Zohran Mamdani if anything is less anti-white than previous NYC mayors like Bill De Blasio or Governor Andrew Cuomo. Both of those had social programs that were exclusively set aside for non-white people, while so far Mamdani has not done anything like that .He’s actually keeping all of his bread and butter promises like stabilizing rents and making things less expensive, without any racial caveats.The reason the Kosher right is fixated on attacking Mamdani is because their Jewish donors are telling them to. Jews are the only people who are objectively being hurt by Mamdani’s policies taxing second homes, punishing slumlords and protesting Israeli control of our politics, so they are activating their foot soldiers to persuade white people to care that some flea infested Rabbi got stabbed on the Upper West Side.Compare this to Mayor Jacob Frey, the Jew in Minneapolis who started the Black Lives Matter anti-white pogrom and who has been for a year now instigating riots against immigration enforcement and ICE. Kosher Conservatives ignore him because he is a pro-Israel Jew.
Catbergs having a gang war outside
>>223386989I'd rather not have sexual content in my mind 24/7
>>223386986You’ll never be white Malaponte
NEW>>223387008>>223387008>>223387008
ADHD lass might have fucked me off but I'm not garn quietly into the night. No chance.Her loss anyway x
>>223387000was just saying this down the bookies
>>223387011and you will never be a human being jew just an inbred subhuman psychopathic criminal who steals, cheats, kills, murders, rapes, robs, and pretends to be a victim all while doing it
>>223386895*kisses you while fondling your ass*
>>223385947all 404'd lads
