Muskox edition.prev: >>223385764
>>223388002Good edition
theres no reason to wear belts when elastic waistbands exist
Oh shit nigggggga they make a GREEN one
>>223388016belts look good on me cuh
>>223387998I'm seeking a multitool that stands on its own merits, not a multitool that requires wearing workpants 24/7, that has stopped becoming a multitool and now requires two parts
I was watching a playthrough of an old game and a the guy was livestreaming it I clicked 4 hours into the video and there was only 3 new messages why even bother streaming at that point?
Why do americans have to drink soda and eat fast food or they die?
>>223388036If you're the kind of man who doesn't wear jeans, you're the kind of man who doesn't need a Leatherman.
>>223388040gotta start somewhere
>>223388044Jeans aren't comfortable
I want to fuck a French girl so badlyYes, I am Black.
did a night bike I'm very sweaty
it’s 00:06, i’m in my bed, in the dark, watching Seven (1995) on SyFy while my cat sleeps next to me.
>>223388054Only a fat pig would say something like this. A well worn pair of broken in jeans are the most comfortable thing you can wear.
it’s weird how your prenatal existence was only 14 billion years but your death could last an infinitely long amount of time
>>223388041they taste good together.
Seriously how do you fail at suicide just take a gun to your head you dumb retard
its so fucking over, just take me to japan
>>223388087nobody knows if you die instantly and you could be in a lot of pain for like 10 minutes.
>>223388016what about emos who wear those studded belts
imagine my shock when the old video game music remixes youtube channel from 20 years ago still uploads semi regularly
>>223388078if there is an infinite amount of time why wouldn't the conditions where your consciousness arose eventually happen again
>>223388076I usually see fat people the most in denim
>>223388023>>223388097its performative
>>223388114They're not wearing real jeans they're wearing faux jeans with spandex and nylon sewn into them to stretch with their folds.
The american is genetically adapted to eat nothing but fast food and drink nothing but soda. If he does not do so he dies. Why does pointing this out cause you to seethe so much?
>>223388121Okay, what pair of jeans then is the best, if the leatherman wave is the best multitool? I'm not opposed to trying out a new look.
Time to drunkenly Google random people I went to high school with & get sad
i barely remember who i went to highschool withsuch is the life of a 30yo unc retardcel
>>223388134how the fuck you goolgle, like do you know their full name?
>>223388131Levis 501.
>>223388123Are you a bot? You seem like you're caught in a loop
Why are americans obsessed with uncomfortable jeans?
>>223388117how is that unnecessary
>>223388142Why do you have to eat fast food drink soda and wear jeans or you die?
flashed a copy of windows 10 to a USB and the computerberg refuses to start even from thatLinux Mint worked thoughgood job, microsoft, on finally getting me to move on from windows 10
I'm a big fat hairy American I want a swedish man to lovingly suckle on my nipple for milk
>>223388159works on my machine
>>223388165Why do you have to eat soda and fast food or you die?
>>223388159last time i went away for like a month without turning my computer on windows broke and i had to run some like check shit to fix corruption that took hours to do, worked doe
>>223388141Ok, so my itinerary is to start running for about a month to lose the extra 10lbs I have on me, then thrift for well-worn Levi 501 jeans, and then once I have enough I will get a leatherman wave. How many pairs of jeans is acceptable at minimum? 3?
>>223388177answer me
I can't remember anybody from high school but I feel pretty good about that
>>223388140>like do you know their full name?Uh yeah i do. I have a long memory i guess Even in a situation where you don't remember it you could probably dig up an old school roster and find their last name
>>223388175So I can produce milk for swedish men
>>2233881825 pairs if you wear jeans exclusively, once you have them broken in you can acquire individual pairs and work them into the rotation. You NEVER throw out an old pair either. They become yard work jeans.
>>223388142He's been doing this in /cum/ for like a decade at this point too
i have people from high school on facebook, some of them but like no one uses that shit anymore, its mostly dead accounts so i cant even stalk anyone
>>223388110they could, but for the probability to be 1 the universe would have to be a finite space and constantly sampling random events. in fact in these conditions it would happen infinitely many times. poincaré spoke of this. but our universe is growing, and even if time is infinite it will probably run out of energy to perform these random evolutions long before this outcome becomes even remotely likely
>>223388184I wish I could remember the girls name that had a crush on me and would do my class work it's been 11 years since I've seen her
>>223388194I cannot drink your milk, EU laws forbid import of american dairy products.
Why do foreigners come and shit up our general?
>>223388200Are you going to tim hortons later? Why not come down to my box social?
I want breast milk cheese
>>223388199Is this what you did?
>>223388210We can keep it on the down low
So I was taking a shower and I forgot I had visits. Valentina was watching me shower so I invited her to rub me and she grab my dick all the time. Good day
>>223388220This board is about cultural exchange. You have all of 4chan to speak american, why seethe when someone talks about your culture?>>223388230Do you brap a lot?
>>223388220They hate us cause they ain't us
>>223388223bro its like 10:30 pm ain't no one going to tim hortons
>>223388241I'm going to Tim Hortons
>>223388241How aboot a cold brew eh?
It's late and I have to wake up in seven hours but I have lost control of my life.
>Tim Horton's!
>>223388252I can sleep in as much as I want but I do have shit to do tomorrow and I'd rather not get started on it at 4 pm
>>223388200He's either super committed to the fetish or it's a bot. The latter is most likely
drinking milk
The wart on my hand disappeared on its own
>>223388265Yeah, I'm probably gonna sleep at 2am. I can run off six to four hours pretty well on a weekend day.
went on /gif/ and found a bunch of women who had peniseswhat the fuck is up with that? who decided that was a good idea?
>>223388270Why do you believe im a bot?
>>223388239Big stinky garlic braps I know you would love
>>223388241I want to eat Poutine I bet it's really good
my deadly fart combo meal is garlic bruscetta + refried bayo beans
Heard the story about the Chinese guy who beheaded and dissected a Canadian on a bus and was let free because he said God told him to do it
I'm watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force and a cam whore.
>>223388283>>223388294hot>>223388291cooking with jack is so based
>>223387983It was more like I just stabbed myself and didn't really care what happened. Probably more like optimistic self harm than an actual attempt. I was bleeding a lot and then I passed out and then I woke up I went to get stitches.
>>223388298You are like carl
>>223388304I know you goon to jack videos
i want to game but i shouldn't, i really shouldn't
>>223388159Usually if I buy a used computer I'll put linux on it, but when I buy a new one that came with winjews I feel like it has to explode or something first.
>>223388117making fashion choices for yourself isn't performative, it's part of having a personality.
Gonna have this a read before I go on a nightrun, this will be my weightloss method
>>223388304hotboxing my farts
>>223388317No I don't!
>>223388329You get turned on when jack shows his tongue!
>>223388311Gives (you)s to the other boards. I want them to read this.
>>223388325emos are necessary to society they should wear whatever belts they want you know what im saying?
i rate this 7.5/10
>>223388270You are discounting the possibility of extreme autism too easily
>>223388336B-Baka! You are a fat dumb american.
I hate having to scroll through 50 anime threads on /v/ just to find one or two decent threads
>>223388344I think I agree with that ratingSolid flick, kino ending
An evil witch transformed me into a chinese person.
adam sandler is a real one
>>223388226Don't worry about what I did. I'm an individual. I'm iconic. You can't be like me.
>>223388361He's a jew nigga
cool magic rock i got from the patchouli lady at the fair today. she says they arent that common which i dont know if its true or not i just like the shape and colors and its important to support your local weirdos. she also offered some kind of tuning fork ritual but it was 50bux and i feel like im correctly out of phase. she did demonstrate her weirdo tibetan metal drum thing which was fun.
>>223388349>>223388357>>223388359>>223388361>>223388367>>223388369All eating mcdonalds right now btw
>lookup super dumb but popular meat head jock from high school >executive at a bank and other major corporations Can't make this shit up
Brazilians are born in eggs.
Anime
>>223388380Did you stick it up your ass Brian?
>>223388381No but I had Chick Fil A breakfast this morning
Can someone tell me a bedtime story?
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>>223388357i think it's a smart movie because mike uses 'reflection' and 'refraction', both of which are properties of light, really well. the mirror reflects their past and refracts objects around them.
>>223388400Ask your gay rapist uncle
>>223388382And if you look up every popular roastie girl from high school, they are either a nurse, real estate agent, or some kind of cosmetics purveyor
>>223388393That's too much food for breakfast
>>223388400Hickory dickory dockThe shit ran down the cockThe cock struck threeAnd started to peeHickory dickory dock.
>>223388407What happens next?
>>223388381McDonalds is far too expensive you might as well get IHOP it's the same price
>>223388393How chik fil a's breakfast menu I've never tried it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zbDtLlyKU
>>223388422It slaps
>>223388416That's up to him
weirdest thing about gay sex is that you're putting your penis in another man's gross butthole. idk kinda weird if you ask me.
>>223388430You can do that with women too
>>223388412Those are all kinda shitty jobs tho desu I guess traveling nurses can make a lot
>>223388430Manpussy is not gross though it's actually cleaner than a vagina after it's douched correctly
>>223388446Nasty
>>223388435yea but pussies aren't gross. the female butthole is also less gross than a mans butthole
>>223388435yeah but that's not weird because women don't poop
>>223388430At this point of my inceldom, if it's actually like those trannies that they post here, they actually look pretty adequate of a mimicry for me to consider trying it out if they do all the cleaning properly. But it being the poop chute is inherently gross, I'd probably feel gross afterward until I'd showered
>>223388446Have fun dying of aids freak
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>>223388458ï
>>223388456Aids isn't real straggot
>>223388454Zoom zoom esque
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Nesb%C3%B8i have read most of this guy's books
She looks really hot in this picture all bothered and such
>>223388456That anon already has HIV btw, lol
>>223388392i think its a little too big for my tight bussy also its flat and pretty thin it might break. ill think of something to do with it though, maybe it could go in a coaster or something? i also learned from the 4h club that you can test the bioactivity of your soil by burying 100% cotton briefs and waiting 60 days. when you dig them up again if theres only the elastic band remaining you got good active soil if its mostly intact your dirt is ded boy. i also got to hold a bunny and pet a goat. and a kid threw up on the big all the way around swing and there was an eagles tribute band. overall it was a good day.
>>223388477shes mid
the neighbors have left their faggot dog out to bark all night again (it's over 100 degrees out btw)
>>223388477All thin blondes are attractive. Especially if they have big tits and a round ass. Redheads are better though.
>police didn't even catch himLMAO
i’m thinking about getting into axe throwing and becoming really good at it so i can kill someone with it some day
>>223388519They are kinda useless as ranged weapons because you need to be like 6-20 feet away or else nobody dies
the pain never ends
>>223388532yeah but imagine the aura
>>223388472Of course? Why would it not be? Millennials actually got to have sex and whatnot, they know not the meaning of suffering
>>223388507>"circles"what did they mean by this?
>>223388548jasonian dog whistle
>>223388539Knife throwing has more auraCard throwing has max aura if you pierce flesh with it which I think you can
My dad posted a Facebook announcement coming out of the closet
>>223388539VGHHH the sovl of Frankia lives on
>>223388381No but I had McDoogal’s two days ago
>>223388564congrats to your dad
>>223388556I'd like to take a big buxom hyperborean blonde gf with white irises to an axe throwing bar
i was thinking about taking up archery yesterday
NEETs will inherit the earth. Kings of the universe and all shall kneel.
>>223388585don't you guys learn that as kids?
>>223388533
>>223388002majestic beasts. love 'em
>>223388585do it while dressed like this
>>223388544I was referring to the name fag
>>223388613Nobody knows or cares who that is
>>223388610You've never seen a breasticle in your life don't lie
Dinner tonight was not good chicken tasted weird and felt rubbery
>>223388579axe throwing is so fucking fun
>>223388628Blud ate raw chicken
>>223388628Watch cooking with jack and learn how to cook
I’m going to eat an ichiban cup of noodles.
was talking to this black qveen today who was trying to sell stuff
Some people coast through life on high charisma. Like in an rpg if you dump all your points in charisma you can skip entire quests by just persuading people to give you shit Life's like that
>>223388626No, muskox aren't native to europe. they were only introduced into Norway in the 19th century i believe, and they managed to adapt.But i love them, they're so majestic, i have a folder with many picture sof muskox
>>223388632>t.
a medieval bowman could easily do 160lb dumbbell rows
>>223388641Women don't even need charisma if they attractive enough, like some kind of easy tutorial mode characters
>>223388658Something's either changed in the quality of the food or the physiology of people or both You read the kind of stuff that happened and it's like we're not even the same creature living in the same world. People would just walk outside without clothes in the blistering cold and it would be no problem
Mad Max Fury Road is on TV so I started watching it. This is such a sick movie.
>>223388641you also need the looks desu. but yeah, charisma can take you a long way
>>223388677>People would just walk outside without clothes in the blistering cold and it would be no problemI do that
was the odyssey actual wokeslop or were the chuds wrong
>>223388677i mean they were drawing bows their entire lives, its like if you went to the gym every day since you were 6 years old doing just one exercise
Supporters of democracy, liberalism, and egalitarianism must be destroyed at all costs.
>>223388656Oh i misread I thought you said majestic breast
I got turned into the ocean by a dove
LISTEN TO THIS, BENCHODhttps://youtu.be/52BWGAvj1F4?is=PzD5vCS9GruAQYYK
>>223388690Idk but I refuse to see it because unwatchable on a non-IMAX screen
Do you like those big hot fresh pretzels?
>>223388690It's goyslop, more competently made than the average goyslop, certainly, but still slop nonetheless.
>>223388690I think the casting choice is kinda weird but I'd be willing to overlook it if the movie is otherwise goodJust waiting for torrents to come out
Gypsy P has entered the building
I wish I was in my late teens/early 20s in the 1990s I suffer
>>223388697Ironically this is what everyone under 35's view is now despite where they are on the left-right spectrum
>>223388690I re-read the book in preparation to see the film and it just didn't feel like the same story, it felt like ideas that nolan had derivative of the storyI mean if you want to own the chuds with it, fine, but once we move on and take it on its own merits there isn't actually much of substance
N_____S!!!!!!!
>Gypsy WHAT?>Crowd: P!!!!!!>GYPSY WHATTT????>Crowd: P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223388727The casting choices were deliberately provocative and stupid, but they also overshadow how he ruined the entire myth by making it a gay PTSD story instead of hubris
HU AH
Niggers always take the side of other niggers no matter what the nigger in question did. The nigger could beat giga rapist triple serial killer and niggers will still side with him just to spite whites Once you realize that you learn to always disregard nigger griping
Not too fond of gypsies
when a man and a man love each other very much they spend very intimate moments with each other and nine months later they have aids
Ooooooo he said the n word more than once
>>223388748* be a
Today was no good
Is he the best Japanese baseball player?
>>223388717>>223388732New zoom zoom persona just dropped
>>223388748>nce you realize that you learn to always disregard nigger gripingA lot of America's problems vis à vis the negro question happened precisely because White Americans stopped ignoring negro griping. People in the South always knew not to take them too seriously.
I'M A SHAT-ME-PANTS-ZI AND I POOP FOR DIE FARTERLAND
>>223388775He's the best player to ever play, so yes.
For me gypsy from mst3k
>>223388533peak gosling was only god forgives by windin refnwho also has a new film out
>>223388798>Only God Forgives This movie is so bad
>>223388677In the Middle Ages you can also read about sickly peasant levies who got most of their caloric intake from grains and were stunted manlets compared with random nomads and raiders they were sent to fight against. Getting all your nutrients from grains is very bad for you.
>>223388806It's just one book from a /fit/ shitpost but I know what you're talking about
>>223388804phwooar
Gypsy P has left the building
I took a nap and had a dream that a girl liked me
i'm a very sensitive young man with a lot of feelings
>>223388805if youre a small brain reddit maybe
>>223388817That's a sign from God that you are going to get laid
>>223388817Last night I dreamt that I picked a massive pile of earwax out of my ear. Like an 8 inch wide and 4 inch high pile. And they were all coin shaped pieces for some reason
>>223388804El perro caca
>>223388828No it's the demiurge taunting me with what I'll never have
wasnt there some online trend where femoids fantasized about hurting the baby from ice age i hate women i really really do
>>223388811I saw something else also recently when I was reading about peasants being sent to fight Mongols and Manchus in the Ming Dynasty. I believe the late Roman soldiers also had this problem when their rations were almost entirely spelt.
Watching cooking with jack.Every single american flag ITT is just like him
>>223388834
Girl I'm talking to told me she reads a ton of romantasy novels when I asked her what she likes to read. Women will just openly talk about reading porn even to someone they just met like it's nothing.
All I want is to suck on some big titties in a Kia.
>>223388835>foids do that>covid shuts down the world a couple weeks later The holocough was karmic punishment to roasties o algo
apparnetly its das vaterland not diewhy so busy suddenlypropa mental diss
>>223388843romance isn't porn, retard
Thinking of that sad koala that couldn't find a partner so it went back to sleep image poster that would say shit like "I had some case ideas for lunch"
goodnight
>>223388846Mine was a girl in my class in kindergarten. My first celebrity one was Emma Watson.
fortunately, my crush were always human-looking characters like those women from avatar last airbender
>>223388843Women think porn is good when it's text for whatever reason
>>223388860Are you not familiar with the modern romantasy genre? It's all smut.
>>223388866you can't get crushes before puberty, retard
>>223388878I did
>>223388878Low T
>>223388876there's romance novels where the content is dating with some sex thrown in, and there's erotica which is dating with lots of sex as the main theme.
For ME it was jennifer lawrence when she did the hunger games moovie
>>223388878Don't know what to tell you. Guess I was an early bloomer.
>>223388883Splitting hairs
>>223388883The only difference is how much foreplay and build up the author includes. The goal of all of these books is the coomer payoff for the women reading them.
There are so many 40+ year old Gen X womenoids with turbo autist children Why do genX womenoids love to spit out autismo child , always one singular autismo child
>>223388889Overrated
Some of the bitches have been fattened, yes.
>>223388892they are different though even if there's over-lap. It's like soft core porn vs hardcore porn
>>22338890340+ year old women are millennials now, anon.
>>223388906I don't care Classify porn however which way you want , I don't care about it
>>223388883There are no more romance novels lol, they are all what you consider erotica now
>>223388903>always one singular autismo childA lot of these women are not getting pregnant throw natural order. They have arrogantly thought they can outplay our human design and they thusly get punished with very few if any eggs that are viable and the ones that do are inflicted with broken brains.
>>223388909Old millennial or gen x whatever same thing
I just watched a terrible girl power movie. The best thing to come out of this experience was at least I know a few new actress names to jack off to their igs
Pomni ploosh
>>223388901well I never read one but I imagine the difference is one type is mostly the drama involved in trying to date someone with roadblocks getting in the way, with the payoff being them becoming a couple.Erotica is probably the same but they start fucking early on and do so multiple times with the act in a lot of detail for the reader.
wtf why diss place so fastpropa uncomfy
women are innately disgusted by my presence
just got the ick
thoughts on the negas?
>>223388889shagged the wun from fallout
>>223388940The cartooner guy from youtube?
>>223388940niggas are not equal to me i am a negro
>>223388940love his big ears
Why is it called white supremacy if they don't consider white people uniquely special, but that some groups of people are just worse than the rest of them? It's racist sure, but supremacist?
>>223388946yes lol
>>223388960> white supremacyThis has become an almost completely meaningless term because of how easily it's thrown about. Some white homeless guy in an alley is said to be perpetuating white supremacy somehow through the magic of postmodernism.
why ma i getting diss image of some yank kid saying negasfrom some tv show or filmno clue wt im finkin of tho
>women when i dont approach them after they clearly sent covert subtle signals that i should approach them near me
need more trans women in congresssimple as.
Me im a white subordinationist I believe we're innately inferior and need to be subordinated to superior races
>>223388960it's used to accuse someone of being racist as they believe whites are superior to other races.
>>223388979In my country troons have done 100% of the mass fatality school shootings this year,
>>223388966don makila
>>223388981>
Anglo and Jew (same thing) supremacy is more high iq than white supremacy. There are many low iq white ethnicities
>>223388878When I was a littleass kid I had a philosemite crush on the girl character from this old sitcom my mom used to leave on
>>223388992so one?
>>223389000>There are many low iq white ethnicitiesThey would still mog all the non-Asian, non-whites thoughbeit. Imagine how stupid the rest of the world must be if balkanoids are a standard deviation higher than them? Grim to even imagine.
>>223389006WHOA CHUD, are you acknowledging it? We don't do that in Canada, transwomen are REAL women and if they need to shoot up a school, by God we will not talk about it!
So glad I'm a dumdum I don't have any shoes to fill or expectations to deliver on and no reputation to uphold
>>223388993i just remembered the intro/openingam lmaoing irl so hard
I remember long ago i worked at a restaurant and there was a cute shy super awkward girl that was trying to flirt with me, but I was too retarded at the time to pick up on it Stings so bad
>>223389016>They would still mog all the non-Asian, non-whites thoughbeitHow do you know? I don't think some trailer trash in west virginia moggs anyone desu that sort probably has African tier iq
>>223389033Every woman who ever flirted with me was frighteningly obese or black, usually both
>>223389030>dumdum>uses idiomatic languageAlright there Einstein no need to show off your false modesty to the real retards of /cum/
>>223389031good times
>>223389049What the fuck is idiomatic language We're not in school anymore melvin you can't bully me like this to any effect
>>223389039>I don't think some trailer trash in west virginia moggs anyone desu that sort probably has African tier iqAverage IQ in India is like 75 and Africa is around the same point when compared with Western countries. Even a dummy from a trailer park is going to be 80-90
>>223389033I live for this, getting some romantic attention while just out and about can make my whole week. big reason to be a part of your local nightlife
I'm a Trans Supremacist
What is that song that goes like >HUMP ME>FUCK ME
>>223389033When I was in high school the only 2 girls who ever showed any interest in me were black but I never picked up on it until years later looking back. I guess we just have to try and improve for the future o algo.
>>223389074She made a song about black ops 2
YouTube has picked up on the fact that I'm broke as shit
hereditary goes hard
>>223389063>Even a dummy from a trailer park is going to be 80-90Is some retard from a trailer park often taking iq tests? Sounds like bull desu
>>223389033how do you know thatyou dont knowthe incel brain inherently interprets foid attention as attractionyoure probably just delusional
>>223389127As a dummy from the rural midwest I can vouch. No. But IQ tests are just abstract 2-D puzzles that don't mean anything in terms of actual intelligence. If someone's doing objectively well for himself, that's as good as you're going to get for an intelligence heuristic.
I don't have any funny pics for the new so I won't be making one
dat andrew callaghan biden fuentes fing breddy gud
>>223389149Pinterest is a good source of pics
Forgot what I was finna say, that movie sucks btw
In high school the only girls who showed interest in me were asian . Something about nerdy white guys they're drawn to like moths to a flame.must be something genetic
>>223389140i mean, "doing objectively well" - i.e. income - is highly correlated wiv iq test scores
>>223389156they see you as obtainable so that's why
shagged a lithuanian a few timesshagged asiamiddle eastall sorts
>>223389158>doing well >"i.e. income" Lay off the cap bruh.
>>223389136>how do you know thatIt was pretty obvious. Body language and other thingsIykyk
>>223389171Good post
>>223389175but diss doesnt refute my argument at all
>>223389174
>>223389180 she was into me not a doubt in mind
