Ce négro mange des haricots ! Édition.Sujet de moqueries : >>223366025
>scatalans mistaking feijão with favaLMAO
>>223401732Sleep paralysis beans edition.
I haven't eaten any beans since winter, I guess I will eat some bean soup one of these days.
>>223401857What a pleasure to see the Corsican language in the spotlight.
>>223401732>BØNNE>BÖNA>B O B
>>223401930Shut up you fagiolo.
>>223401981Fasgiolu*
tou todo fdd
>>223401930Imagine Alizée's fagliolo farts
>>223401999>alubia>from Arabic Buck broken to be honest.
>>223401732In Transilvania no Hungarian says bab, it's paszuly.
>>223401732Don't spaniards say judías o algo?
>>223401732>Papu
Who is that schizophrène portugese ?
>>223401732t.
So "fava bean" is literally "bean bean"?Also it's pupa
do re mi fasola ti do
>>223402406
Faz sol mesmo, façol
finally finished my history bookslop after three monthsread the last 6 chapters in 2 days after not touching it for over a month because I'm a lazy retard who kept putting it off
>>223402406>>223402482
>>223402572What book was it?I’m finishing reading Killing Commendatori by Murakami then I’ll start Road to Oxiana for some travel’tism.
>>223401732>Bulgaria
>dadberg asking me about my results on dating apps>you just need to find the right one, you might have to go through dozens to do sojust date dozens of girls, got it
>>223402572>steals magyarcel spam pic>names cat a retardFUCKING CUNTNo cat is retarded, they are just special in a way we humancels can't comprehend.
>>223402841>go through dozens to do so Lol just a firm handshake :)
>>223402928it should be just woke up from a 3 hours nap cat
>>223402929Just watch them in the eyes and give that wonderful smirk :^)She'll give her number in no time!
>>223398466Nice!!!>>223399539Young Sheldon wasn't bad at all>>223402719it's BOB when it's Beans and FASUL when it's string beans but it's also interchangeable
>>223402718The Norman Conquest by Marc Morrisit goes into great detail into both the succession crisis and the huge impact it had on English historyI like that it avoids turning into knightslop gushing about sieges and knights, in fact the invasion/battle of hastings itself is a single chapter and only happens at like page 170 of 350, it dedicates much more time to the politics and administration like English vs Norman concepts of Lordship or how Odo of Bayeux and co carved up Englandit's the kind of autistic shit that has an entire chapter on the Domesday Book, right up my alley>>223402928you don't own the pic + I'll name it whatever I want + L take + fuck you too pal
>>223401732By the way, some kinds of beans are called 'ful'.
>>223402969>just woke up from a 3 hours napliterally me every day o algo>>223403098>filenameFucking knew it. Still fell for it tho.>fuck you too palFuck you too TWICE buddy.
>>223401732>Ffa>PónaireWhy do these nibbas always have their own special little goofy words for everything?
>>223403184>Still fell for it tho.
>>223403098Sounds great.The book by Murakami is just nipponese Great Gatsby but with more sex and art commentary, it was offered to me.Road to Oxiana is true autism travelog by some ‘tism Anglo that decided to discover the Bactrian wonders and so travelled from Lebanon to Afghanistan on foot. He also studied the whole way beforehand so it supposedly has great historical commentary to stuff he sees along the way. Pretty hyped for it.
>>223403225
can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow
>>223403549I can believe it.
>>223403549Will always crack me up how those niggas give 0 fuck.
>>223403549J-just s-shut up.
>>223403615You are not a victim, you are part of labour aristocracy.
>>223403578>>223403615it just hit me, I was living in a fantasy world for 2 weeks>>223403610incredible drip
>>223403659>aristrocacy>earn less than some work mercenary looking to quit once he has his travel budget locked down>not in a prestigious position like team leaderYeah right.
>>223403771>>earn less than some work mercenary looking to quit once he has his travel budget locked downI think you should use your leverage as a trusted employee to get a raise, I know you will like this advice because is the advice you've given me before, just try to see if other companies offer better salaries and are hiring, so you have a credible threat to your employer.>>not in a prestigious position like team leaderWell, why don't we change jobs then? I'm kind of a team leader.
saar i love bob
>mfw hearing "pain point" (in english) tomorrow
>>223403935Hello my coworker.>>223404046You are the YPYW Pepe THOUGH.
>>223404085I'm NPYW though, but those words will make me mentally NPNW (the slacKing)
>>223403935I have said this to an Indian person
>>223401732Mmm i've heard judias or fabas, alubias sounds way more generic.
>>223403549I don't muhehehe
This beans edish is a success.
>>223402841Like my dad saying "she'll walk into your life, don't worry".. Bitch, you met mom when you were like 2 years old because you grew up as neighbors and started dating at like 13..
>>223401732>BobAnyway here we say "poroto" which comes from Quechua, the Inca language
>>223403865It was just a thinly veiled attempt at having brune tell us his salary.>>223404046>>223404315Hear hear.
>>223404315Indeedmy grandma made green beans with pork when I visited her, it was so good >>223404324yeah my parents met in 6th grade and started dating after high school
>>223404380It's low due to racism
I laugh at fart jokes and I'm tired of pretending I don't
>>223404259
>>223404451Do you make less than the median salary in your country? I do.
>>223404478
Estonia you have something to explain
>>223404493Above, I have more experience than (You) THOUGH.
>>223404493>average monthly gross in Spain = 2350€Almost double the Portuguese average.
>>223404518in my mind all Estonian girls are blonde angels who smell nice
>>223404572Experience is riling up HR doesn’t count THOUGH
>>223404572I make below the median salary in my country, which is pathetic if you consider that I have been to university and have a few years of experience already.>>223404614I said median not average, learn to FUCKING READ or shut up.
Crazy finish on la grande boucle.
>>223404824The median is roughly the same, some 180% above the poortuguese one.
>main sport channel showing esportit is over, nerds won
>some speaker is a (french) brown girl with big tits
>>223401732can you show me the line where france begins to be /med/ ?
Had to bring over something to the neighbour on momberg's command and their daughter was at home whom I haven't seen in a while.Past hour I have been thinking about how much I can't relate to people my age. Imagine going to uni, spending your teens both in hs and uni and young adult years having fun, and having a normal job that does not require you to sit on your ass in your room. I literally am closer to a hermit monk than I am to normies. Absolutely brootal. Also been thinking about some blackpills that momberg dropped on me in the past months.Well at least I watered the garden and had fun doing so and there are some new patches of growing where they usually just can't be assed to so that makes me happy.
>>223405073
>it's football (FIFA game idk) and Sala scores a penKek>>223405137It is what it is sis'.
>>223405174I live west of the rhine (thank god). am I /med/ now?
I wish Labourites happy electricity-less days.
>>223402050We use it everywhere. It's possible to have two words for the same thing. This is why most of these maps are bs.
>>223401732fasola = beanbób = broad bean
>>223405197>It is what it is sisfrUnironically wanted to say some shit at the end like well at least i can just say it is what it is and call it a day, but deleted that part.Get out of my head Brunester.
>>223405310And a happy big loud generator in front of their houses.
I just got gifted an air fryer out of the bluewat do?
>>223405739fishsticksworks surprisingly well with my air fryer
>>223405770
>>223405739>cross on the wallBulgarCHAD
>>223401732we say judias, rarely alubias
>>223405822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKmIlTiVj8Found this gemmy
>want to tell /med/ I bought two 0.5kg weight disks for smoother transitions between weights on the dumbbells >realize I needed 4
>>223406067When will you get the other 2 ?
>>223406152i just did another order, that i will pick at the store
>>223406067What not eating does to a mf.Just bulk.
Also, spent the afternoon thinking about my low salary and how I live with my parents at 28.
>>223405849>>223405915leel
>>223406067>0,5 weight disksWhy not 1,25 thoughbeit?0,5 is for 'ussy tier lifters>>223406352>how I live with my parents at 28.You lived away from them already thoughbeit so you at least have experience with that.>28unc
>>223406450>unc
>>223406326it do be like that.>>223406450that's how they sell them
>>223406352I live with them at almost 31, I stoped thinking about it since I'm on the quest for the house now
@Gironde
I'm shitposting with my parents on the couch behind me. You guys got questions for them?
>>223406763Did he turn off the anti-gypsy device before evacuating?
>>223406763>You guys got questions for them?are traps gay?
>>223406669>that's how they sell themDon't they sell 1,25 or 2,5 pl8s or however the shoulder gets impinged thoughbeitever?>>223406763>You guys got questions for them?Was gman always such a faggot or did he become one throughout the years?
>>223406762based, now and always>>223406791He laughed and told me he forgot and that'll we'll probably have plenty of dead gyppos when we get back>>223406823kek I didn't ask but he would think so>>223406915didn't ask but if anything, I was more of a fag before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VG_p9YnjuUThis Space Goofs game looks fun
>>223406956what do thy think of the Odyssey casting? Uncle in Greece was not pleased, also he asked me what is that green frog that I'm seeing on your tablet
>>223406763Do your parents know about /med/ ?
>>223407077We talked about it, my dad doesn't like black actors in european stories.>what is that green frog that I'm seeing on your tabletkek, what did you say?>>223407082yeah they do, I talk to them about you guys sometimes
>>223406352
>>223406352oh no, saving money and spending time with your familybetter rent with 4 saars in the big city
>>223407218>yeah they do, I talk to them about you guys sometimes
>>223407267>>223404878
>>223406352Got out of parent’s home six months after stating working. In hindsight I should have stayed there three more years at least.
>>223407218>my dad doesn't like black actors in european storiesel basado much grandeMy mom wants to go see it btw..>kek, what did you say?I said it's a meme and a character, then I had to explain whats a meme, I think he actually got it, he is 78 (my grandpa's brother) and he is super sharp, it's like I'm talking to someone in their 30s. I showed him /ck/ and explain what the board is about and he said that's a great idea and asked if there's a board for gardening and growing veggies that he can visit lol
>>223407218Do they know about me ?
>>223401732FAGiolo
>>223402065They're also called "habas", sometimes frijoles and in Argentina in peculiar, they're called porotos depending on the variety. But alubias seems to be the common term here.>>223402082>Papu>Ptsd from spanish memes comes back.png>>223402270Probably. The term "fava" comes from Fabaceae, the family for all legumes, peas and beans. Also holy shit the national flower of my home country, Argentina, is... Literally a bean?????? What the fuck????Quite symbolic. I always loved the Ceibo, and the name "habas" means a lot to me. At least something good to end the day with.
>>223403549These are Brune's uncles. Or maybe a picture someone took in fraganti of a /med/ meetup.
>>223407582My momberg knows about you
this edition is racist against hispanics you black nigger ape
>>223405739>cross on wallChad>random air fryer manifests into houseGIGAchadMy partner likes making meat and simple stuff on it. It can come out quite crispy.>>223407541Grandpa is a real G. There's /an/, animals and nature, but there's a lot of critterposting and sometimes... Weird posters. Or nibbas that want to fuck animals. And some sour webms.There's threads dedicated to plants and to ask what a certain plant is thovgh. It's quite soothing.>>223407821I've told my momma about /med/ and occasionally have told her if you guys were okay or having troubles. And my partner knows about /med/ and occasionally lurks here to read what I'm talking about.
>>223401732its wrong for NL so i dont trust this map
>>223407821I'm curious what does she know about me now
>>223404878the eurosports reporter commenting it was hyperventilating kek
>>223407940>My partner likes making meat and simple stuff on it. It can come out quite crispy.I will be experimenting>Grandpa is a real GIts uncle my grandpas (rip) brother, the only one left alive from 5 brothers :(
>>223406326she doesn't have gag reflex,so it seems
>>223401857S-sorry
If you are talking about me to your family, you need better subjects.
>>223408461considering how easily that other sprinter came back solo on pogi in the previous loop, i thought they would get caughtfairplay from pogi to ride for the dutchoid
>>223408579Damn. How old are they? I never got to met my great grandma. She was apparently a very nice lady, evangelical, and very wisely and sagely, as my mom said."Blessed be the guinea pigs" and "God creates them, the Devil pairs them".
>>223402082>Papuhttps://youtu.be/7nP8WB21Rm8
>>223409866I think they all died in their late 60s, my grandpa was 67. The only one left is the 3rd brother who is now 78 and very sharp and in good shape. I love him and I visit him every summer, he actually looks like my grandpa so it's like being with him a bit.
Good evening, /med/ladsPlease end your Sunday by reading about Law Frenchhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_French
>>223411404It's night.
>>223411494It's evening though, sorry
>>223411404funny that William initially tried to rule a mixed English-French court, even his London coronation and the legal texts at the start of his reign were in English and he even learned some basic English himselfbut then the Anglo-Saxons decided to be autistic about it with constant revolts, murdering the Anglo-Saxon lord he sent to rule over York, Edwin and Morcar fucking shit up, ambushing and murdering random Norman garrisons, inviting the Danes to invade, etc...took William all of two years to be fed up with the Anglos' shit, shelve English as a written language and kill 100k Yorkshiremen through starvationhonestly if the Anglo-Saxon nobility had just recognised his claim and rolled with it instead of throwing non stop hissy fits trying to put the Vikings back in control of the crown Law French would have never come into being and the modern English language would probably be a lot closer to the older Anglo-Saxon
