Why aren't U.S. and Canada just one country?
They won’t join us
Why does Canada have a team in the MLB?
Canadians are autistsThey are American in all but name, yet they won't join us because of "reasons" and "causes"
>>223402231its makes it hotter when we fuck each other because we can say the other Is foreign
>>223402290American assimilation psyop
Soon
>>223402231Canadians are nothing like yanks.
>>223402364Yeah theyre totally different.Because they uhh.. umm.. drink maple syrup or something.
Canada loves the flavor of British cock and were loyal to the Crown while we told the Brits to take a fucking hike. They even had legal ties to the British Crown until fucking 1982
>>223402386LOL this There is absolutely nothing that differentiates us
>>223402386don't you have some eye contact to avoid?
>>223402351>soon>2072
>>223402454time flies, zoomie. tick tock.
The US tried to conquer them as well but they got their teeth kicked in.The answer to 'why does this X country exist while not being part of Y' is usually because they won a past conflict.
>>223402231it's part of canada's national identity to say "at least we're not american". growing up i always remember hearing stories that you should have a canadian flag on your hat/backpack while traveling so foreigners don't mistake you for being americani know people like to laugh at us for our inferiority complex towards america, but we literally live beside the cultural hegemon on the world. if we didn't have slight anti-america bias we'd have been absorbed already. america already takes all our talent and pretends they're american (ryan gosling is canadian)
>>223402565>america takes all our talentkek is that what you tell yourself? we kidnapped them and forced them to be millionaire adult pretenders?
>>223402437Yes thats why im here.And you know im right canada could just be a us state and people wouldnt realize that it wasnt always like this.
>>223402231Because Canada used to be British still. The English Canadians were still loyalists, while the French Canadians were good little dogs who accepted the rule of the English while they could have rebelled too
Why aren't Germany and Austria just one country?
>>223402968(((They))) Dont want their love to exist.
>>223402968We are not allowed to. It literally says so in our respective constitutions.
>>223403196Why though?
>>223403320Its just not possible
