flightless edition>>223389174
This is the one
Black people be eatin>Cherry and grape Kool-Aid chitlins
>>223404699I hope so
we are charlie kirk
Early shitters getting JANNIED
Best Emma got married today
Je suis Charles Kirk
>>223404962I hope she saved herself for marriage
brutal
>>223405107Why aren't (You) hobbitmaxxing?
>>223405107Did Sam and Frodo have sex at the end?
>>223405107Grim
>>223405206no money to beta provide
>>223404962This isn't emma raducanu
Vermont has the most ice cream shops per capita followed by West Vagina and Pennsylvania
cat slapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtl1a3LGvtE
101 f, 38 c, out, with a heat index of 122 f, 49 c.
WE MGTOWING UP IN THIS BITCH
>>223405357don't forget, climate change is a chinese hoax
/v/ is frozen
>>223405260She’s injahed
>>223405554I love hapa BWC queens
>>223405396Another gay jeet
Ain't no love in the heart of the city
pork steaks and cheese fries for lunchfast
>>223405600MA NIGGA WHERES THE LOVE
>>223405744this is cute and all but this is how you die of some formerly unknown animal hopping prion disease
>>223405744That is DISGUSTING
>>223405802White women, man
>>223405744squirrels are not domesticated and should not be kept as pets
They should make brown koolaid
>>223405883Trapper Joe over here
Depositing a poo
It seems everyone is drinking the brown kool aid these days
do zoomers know how to cook (food)
Another weekend of cloudy weather :/
>>223406154No they just get frozen premade shit from Trader Joes
>>223406154yea i do
>>223406154I can cook a hamburger and frozen pizzas and shit
No they just doordash
>>223406302Doordash your pussy to my mouth
>>223405554Is merely a niggle
cooking is rather easy, you just ask chat gpt and follow the instructions
>whiterun’s central location in skyrim has made it a trading hub of the entire province
Zoomers are everything they used to say millennials were, they’re actually ruining everything
might be a replaying skyrim sort of angle in the near future
skyrim is lameeso is better than skyrim and it's not that good either
Why are there so many stock photos of this guy vaping
>>223406488Every generation is horrible. That's the secret. Everyone grows up think "okay but this time we're going to get things right!" then it's the same shit all over again.
>>223406577They should write a song or something https://youtu.be/n3edtd9AkWg?si=PnRzOktJQoI7n_59
>>223406572he’s a classy fellow
>I grow stronger
>>223406634WE DIDN'T START THE FIREWE JUST STARED AT OUR PHONESAND PAID OFF LOANS WITH MORE LOANSWE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
My mommy said I looked handsome today
>>223405792what is wrong with the cat
I like those street interviews with zoomer girls who say millennials steal their style while they are dressed in baggy 90s style clothes, a bit ironic if you ask me
>>223405582Got his ass
>>223405792Squirrels in particular are purportedly bad in terms of prion diseases
>>223406877Millennials were little kids in the 90s; they wouldn’t have had their own style yet. Zoomers are aping Gen X.
im the only gen z kid that wears black shoes. everyone else wears white shoes with white socks for some reason
>>223406979Older millennials were born in 1981
Steely Dan, More Than Just a Band
>>223406979This.I'm the late Gen X guy and I can attest to the baggy clothes thing
>>223407117>elder millennial 12yo fashion designers in the mid-90sWhoa
>>2234071641981 born would’ve reached high school in 95-96
Says a lot
Good day sirs
If you were born in the 80s or 90s or are a millennial.
They fucked up when arbitrarily defining these generations. Younger millennials and older gen z have more in common with each other than they do with older millennials or younger gen z. There should be a generation in between.
got over the gout
gotten to the point in life where the only that gives me a boner is the thought of dying
only roman emperors were allowed to wear purple, and if someone wanted to declare themselves emperor then their supporters would find whatever bits of purple they could to fashion a royal cloak for that person
the first year of trump's second term was action packed with legislation and crackdowns, but 2026 has been a wet fart so fareverything pertaining to iran in particular has been straight up embarrassing
me and this guy were shitting at the same time in this public bathroom.
>>22340724214 year old grade schoolers are passive consoomers of culture, not trendsetters
>>223406979They're aping George Costanza 'cause those fags are all wearing sweatpants.
Its wild how in the OG Halo game Chief was so intimidating and awe inspiring to the marines they never dared speak up to him but now we have "turbo dyke mcgee strong woman" to interject every 2 seconds about how toxic master chief is
>>223407285>Zillennials, occasionally called Zennials, are a social cohort encompassing people born on the cusp of or during the later years of the Millennial generation and the early years of Generation Z.[1] Sources typically give ranges of those born from 1993 to 1998, though some extend this further in either direction. Their adjacency between the two generations and limited age set has led to their characterization as a "micro-generation".[2][3] They are generally the children of younger Baby Boomers and older Gen Xers.[4] Estimates of the US population in this cohort range from 30 million to 48 million.[5][6][7]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zillennials
you know you shit in the litterbox because you were too lazy to go down the hall to the bathroom
Jason's mom owes $1900 to the landlord
>>223407425What about people who are on the cusp between Millennials and Zillennials, or on the cusp between Zillennials and Gen Z
>>223407437GO! TO! THE BATHROOM! You’re shitting yourself!
>>223407304
>>223407490we get into the problem of coastlines being infinitely long
If I samefag hard enough no one will realize I’m the only leaf who posts to /cum/
Jerry always beats Tom but Tom always beats Spike
>>223407533Nobody is like a June 17 1996 guy
I spent like 15 minutes looking for that Vitellius webbum after that guy mentioned Roman emperors
>>223407568lol
>>223407543Not so fast, guy
Gee Bill, why does Canada get TWO posters
>>223407568What about guys who are born on the cusp between June 16 and June 17 around midnight?
honey did you invite those minions over
I have Irish Spring everything. Bar soap body wash/conditioner/shamp, Deoderant
>>223407682Fishing for a kiss?
>>223407682And this is the lotion I useThis shit is like Bacta on dry skin
>>223407682What the hell is deodorant soap?
>>223407732And this is the cologne I useNot bad for 23 bucks
>>223407585based and purplepilled
>>223407763Confirmed jeet
I've seen things you wouldn't believe
hes going full mao tse tung
>>223407792Dude you're supposed to put deodorant after you shower
its too easy to not like indians. they need to be erased.
>>223407810this guys a fucking retard lmao china has been ultra capitalist for the past 35 years.
>>223407763
>>223407860>specialized cleansing bar or liquid>washes away dirt>antibacterial or antimicrobialthat's called SOAP nigga
For me, it’s Castile soap
>>223407903>antibacterial or antimicrobialNormal soap doesn't contain this. It just makes your hands slippery so germs wash off under running water
>>223407763>>223407860>>223407903The difference from regular soap is that it has a bunch of goyslop chemical additives that are bad for your health
>>223407732Make sure to cut it open when it stops coming out of the pump. There's a few weeks worth of lotion still in there.
i buy olive oil soap from a lady
Rereading my journal from when I was 14 and noticing how autistic I've always been
>>223407935>It just makes your hands slippery so germs wash off under running waterNo, soap is a special chemical that allows water to ‘attach’ to oils or fats, and run it down the drain. It also can destroy bacteria and such
>>223407964hey bro, cooked up anything good lately?
we are firemen?
lolling about the antifa queerfags getting ran over by a brownoid muslim in germany
>>223407765And this is my toothpaste>>223407953Don't I know it! Don't worry, I'm initiated
>>223408082no we are /cum/!
>>223407990No, it doesn't. Not normal soap, anyway. It has to be specifically made . I had to watch a whole thing on this at work during covid
>>223408020hello, not much, i was on vacation till 4 days ago. I did a pasta meatball with a greek fresh pasta the other day, it was good.
>>223408178thanks you just leveled up my germaphobia
>>223408178Soap molecules chemically dismantle and wash away bacteria. Each molecule has a water-loving head and an oil-loving tail. The tail binds to the bacteria's fatty membrane, ripping it apart and killing the cell. The remaining debris is then trapped in water-soluble bubbles and rinsed down the drain.
5 at a time, mike tyson baby, mike tyson
>>223408272You could t be more wrong. Normal soap ONLY serves as an agent to make your hands slippery so that germs and bacteria and dirt won't stick to it under running water. Antibacterial soap or deodorant soap has agents in it that actually kill bacteria and germs. Beleive me I sat through an hour long video on this shit during covid
remember that small white guy on youtube who claimed he was the best boxer in the world?
>>223408392No
>>223408385Can’t tell if you’re trolling, or genuinely retarded.
90s eaves hit different
>>223407682That shit dries out your skin
*ravesCrazy to think these girls are in their 40s now
>>223408547That's why you have the lotionDon't you lotion up after a shower? Gaaaah
Here's your affordable home bro!
business idea: women league american football
>>223408533do zoomers not do raves anymore?probably not huh, they'd get accosted by jeetoids
I stopped drinking but now I crave sweets. I think I'm gonna pick up some Montauk Pepperidge Farms after work
>>223408680just have a little sweet, as a treat
>>223408582A lot of them are dead.
They took this from you
>>223408644assuming the plumbing and wiring hasn't been stripped from the walls, how much would it cost to fix up a house like that? 20, 30k maybe?
>>223408392Charlie Zelenoff. S tier chin
landlordberg has decided not to fix my air conditioning because i only have a week left on my lease
>>223408644I'd buy that for a G, and fix it the fuck up
>>223408655They have a lingerie league
>>223408644>my steak is too juicypshaw!
>>223408724never liked this dudes drink, i only drink toddy
>>223408718That too>>223408724This is this shit I'm talking about. Fucking faggot Shit
which ninja turtle were you?
>>223408726I would say a good 30K I mean jokes aside if it's a multifamily unit you'd make your revenue back if you section 8 it. It's however also important to check what the tax burden is
why do humans find lagomorphs so sexy anyway
>>223408797RaphAll the way
I looked up property values in alaska and even a decrepit crapshack with bare subfloors and collapsing ceiling goes for over $100k
>>223408797Leonardo
>>223408619I use beef tallow
>>223408827Alaskan real estate is insane because the government owns like 99% of the state, so only a tiny portion of total land is available to circulate for residential property. Also building materials are expensive to ship up there.
In case you missed it turn on the news, New York is finished
>>223408827You could find them way cheaper than that the issue is you would have to actually live in Alaska which sucks because all the natives there are crackheads and there's no work. I could have done that in Fairbanks when I was in the service however the way my life was going I didn't want to live there
>>223408861Light skin ass nigga.
>>223408878The thing is the land is worthless because of the location anyway so it's not worth the headache negotiating with the government.
>>223408927Uh none of the turtles are brownoids. Cease the projection, tyrese.
>>223408861Fuck a duck!!!
>>223408893holy shit is this real
Ordering pidzer for dinner
>>223408979Actually it's canon that they're all black
>>223408893Finally, NYC has been smitten.
>>223409046Ultrabased
>>223409049When was this published?
Live your dream in the trap houses of Fairbanks, Alaska
>>223409100Like 3 years ago or so
What’s your spiritual European nation?For me, it’s either France (free, romantic, passionate, melancholic) or Sweden (autistic). My favorite artists are Swedish and my favorite game is Minecraft. However, my favorite historical period is the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars.
>>223409135greece i’m something of an epicurean
>>223409135Europe fell off nobody cares about them anymore. Not even themselves. That's why there's so many euro flags that come here
>>223409130>comics post-2010So effectively not canon
>>223409135French Algeria
Whatcha favrit Pepperidge Farms?
>>223409135Whatever European Nation embodies a mix of War, Innovation & Leisure the most. France, Britain, Ionian Greek, or Venetian Italy come to mind.
>>223409231Not available in Canada afaik
I heard theyre transferring me to manchester city
>>223409241which war did you fight in
I love the Montauk
>>223409285The Meme Wars of 2016
>>223409327thank you for your service
>>223409274they're not that good. the best mass produced cookie but also near every store bakery cookie will be better.
Morroco announces that it has named the Tiznit to Dakhla expressway “The President Donald J Trump Highway
It can happen to anybody
Do you think this is spider veins or just a bruise?
>>223409381>my attacker didn't have to overpower mewhat did he mean by this
Fraud in India is so egregious that their government maintains a list of fake universities.The country is so corrupt that instead of shutting them down they just expect you to go out of your way to check.
>>223409135Angevin Empire
>>223409413He was raped.
>>223409413
>>223409422>India is corrupt
>>223409327
a decent affordable home, quiet neighborhood, can walk to store, parks, river, bars
Bros how do I learn Amerispanish? The type of dialect that isn't in Mexico, isn't in Caribbean, isn't in South America, it's just in the latino diaspora that's settled in specifically America? Literally no college teaches this.
what's your favorite dana white moment
>>223409546Do I need to drop everything I'm doing to become an HVAC technician since that's probably the only job out there
>>223409476>Their friend, trying to be helpful, gets a stranger to abduct and forcibly penetrate this person
>>223409546That's not bad. No trees are a dealbreaker, though. I rather live someplace that I have to drive to find anything than a postage stamp that costs 120K with no trees.
>>223409562when he goes outside to talk to people protesting the ufc
>>223409546One small problem. You have to live in Wisconsin unironically.
>>223409548learn regular spanish first and then go live in a phoenix suburb for a year or two
>>223409546wisconsin has lots of cheap houses for whatever reason. if you want to move for cheap houses, it's probably the best state if you're White.
>>223409546corr good price
>>223409476>16 year old fucks 26 year old: THAT'S RAPE >26 year old fucks 36 year old: that's okhuh>sourced from reddit pollsoh ok
got banned from /sp/
>>223409585what are you on about there's literally trees in the picture
I bought tons of diet soda and have been drinking 5-6 cans a day regularly. My little brother has started asking me for some and now I feel bad about being a negative influence on him.
>>223409546And then some Wisconsinite on his 7th DUI crashes into your house in his Dodge ram pickup
>>223409568it would help, or any other trade>>223409618it's amazing it's still cheap here because some people move here and drive to Green Bay every day
>>223409652that is a real danger around there
>>223409642Just get habituated to drinking water. Diet soda still fucks up your teeth, and the artificial sweeteners do weird things to your gut microbiome, as well as tricking your body into doing weird insulin shit even though it isn’t real sugar.
>>223409692Yeah, I know. This is just a vice of mine.
hello dudescheck out this cool noise rock songFemme Fatale is the noisier and harder side project of the more well-known band Death From Above 1979https://youtu.be/3or1eA9f5ks
>>223409655>it would help, or any other tradeI'd rather not be a serf to desk jockeys and politicians forfeiting all my power and influence because I got spooked by a little debt or a group of faggots in College.
National Price MetricsMedian Sale Price: $410,700 (Q2 2026 data tracking the midpoint of all home sales).Average Sale Price: $502,700 (Q2 2026 data, which runs higher due to expensive high-end outliers).Regional DifferencesHighest State Prices: States like Hawaii ($836,741) and California ($809,227) feature the highest typical values nationwide.Lowest State Prices: States like West Virginia ($182,704) and Mississippi offer the lowest typical home values
>>223409642imagine drinking diet soda voluntarily. I'd rather rope.
>>223409803wonder what the end goal will be.
>>223409738>>223409738>>223409738
>>223409849YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS (you don't own the bugs and the corporation you're renting them from can harvest back the equivalent amount of calories from your body at any time)
lets go bail a stranger out
What is often called America's favorite radio show
>>223409820>>223409849Femme Fatale (the noisier side project of the more radio-friendly Death From Above 1979) is from Canada.https://youtu.be/3or1eA9f5ks
baba booey howard stern
>>223409640That means you did something right making the jannoids seethe
Is 23 too old to twinkmax?
>>223409642Stop drinking soda, you got to do it cold turkey. Pivot to something else like juice instead, and not a juice you particularly like the taste of. Something kind of objectionable that you will start to associate that urge with.
>>223410183yes. either take estrogen or start working on transitioning into an otter or bear
>>223410183Dude you're in the prime of your life hit the gym and start cutting. You can get away with anything right now
>>223410211
negative nancy nails ned's nards numb
>>223410225I’ve done this already. I’m a bit too bulky and have been looking to lose some weight (mostly muscle but still some fat).>>223410222I’m not trans
first you get that money then you get that power
huh...sort of interesting. no wonder boomers want to get rid of property taxes haha
My Alan Ritchson is clearly roiding thread died
but that train keeps a rolling
watching this
I have nice fingers. Women probably think of me fingering them when they see my hands.
O Bearer of Good News, Strap on an explosive belt
I bet she smears that pussy juice all over the restaurant booth
when was the last time someone was actually on a little sandy island just big enough to lie down on with a single coconut tree on it
>>223410736looks like an ultra massive whore
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>>223410769lots of pirates were exiled/executed that way.
Time to start on the Japanese army for Bolt Action
Played with the new ruger 22 pistol I got and it shoots incredibly nice. I'm not good but at least it feels like it goes where you point it Anybody else into shooting?
>>223410479Georgism was a meme but it's lowkey not a meme, if you go back to the god of classical economics Adam Smith even, he's a knower
>>223410842this guy only jerked it once
O Martyrdom Seeker, Allah chose you. Our Savior Muhammad is your Neighbor in Paradise
>>223410842No but lmao that sign is getting your ass
Bunnycels be eating up my plants :/
>>223410479>>223410851I like Georgism. The problem with property taxes as they exist now is that they punish improvements to the land
>>223410939common problem with garden-cels
Just broke a bunch of shit for my thesis project in the span of 5 minutes because I loaded all onto a cart because I was impatient and it fell off and now I'll have to wait who knows how long to get it fixed and my graduation will be further delayed and I want to cry
I can't believe I am such a fuck up that I failed the CNA course because so now I don't have my college paid for because no one was willing to drive me home so I was forced into working overtime because I couldn't afford an UberNow my one way out of my chud life is over I am giving up
>>223410945Rent and profit are so muddled together in most minds today it's frustrating to see. Imo
my daughter starts highschool this year
>>223411008hit the oilrig pussy nigga
>dad says I should sell all my stock >I should go into debt >To attend classes >But also says I can't quit my job >I told him the only jobs willing to hire me is landscaping and manual labor >He says I should go to my boss at a blue collar company and tell him that I will not work after 3 pm
>>223411096I don't wanna work blue collar work any more I wanna have a office and be able to own my house I don't really have much of a drive anymore that cna course was my one ticket to going back to college
My tech job is all that keeps me from being a Chris-chan tier loser, I'll be honest if I didn't have it I'd have a really hard time looking tomorrow in the face
>>223411086she's gonna ask to stay out until 12am on weekends
never been on a date
What kind of dog is this
>>223411254been on a few. honestly, i know "why don't we go back to your place?" sounds like a skip to sex, but all my best dates WERE at her place, bed or no.
>>223411273it's an el perro
>>223410969On GOD
>>223411287lucky bastard
>>223411273Doberman
>>223411273el hawt dog
>>223411273black lab x greyhound
>>223411273weimaraner
thinking of adopting this aesthetic
I have lost all will I am giving up on college and saving up to travel then end my life I do not have a reason to live
>>223411365How did you know?
>>223407933This is why you don't give to pan handlers
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it
>>223411273Looks like a weimeraner to me
Don't we all have such witty things to say
guess who's gonna eat Chinese?
as god has shown us by turning stone to bread
who came up with the expression holy mackerel
>>223411426Does it come with beans?
>>223411458Probably a fish
>>223411467It's the Chinese. The Chinese will be eating Chinese. I will only be eating refried beans
>>223410211Where my neetbucks at then muhfucka benchod slut
just learned that the word "ratchet" is just the black pronunciation of "wretched"
>>223411273A doggy dog
>>223411273see deez dogs all time on roonsthey cowards. scare easier. yesterday saw wun run away from group of nlack people havin' a picnic. refused to go near em even tho owner had to go past dem on the adjacent path to go where goinalso was a yankhear so many yank voices deez daysgentrification
This L-arginine doing work sheeeesh. now i just need to get some pygeum and im blowin holes in a bitch
that's right buster keep it moving
*farts* that's for you
i mean like i fink the two groups i seen increase by far most deez days vs like 10 years ago is yanks qnd the chinkonese
It could be Canadians
the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but you mess with the bull and you get the horns
sumwun endow the nuevo breadingbergitisshouldnt need to ask agen
imma keep it a buck with you youtube advertising im never buying a koehler smart toilet
>>223411595true reckon some must be canadians
Ohhh mah dude you just got prank'd
What a Disgrace
>>223411658make the breadbergyounow
fuckin dumbfuck fuckin loser
>>223411698no redcoat
>>223411705thats me
>>223411741
>>223411620new glitch on YouTube sometimes the skip button disappears and the ad doesn't revert back to the video it just sits there on the last frame with no countdown.
My Aussie female friend is coming to visit. Should I try to bang?
>>223411771Bro what? Chat, look at what this weird is trying to do. I say cancelled.
>>223411771normally yesyou though? wew idk man...
you will never be a real incel
>>223411522We used to call black people that acted out as ratchet
