British nibbas be like>Hello, my name is Nigel Snuggletooth Fondlebottom and I'm from Ipswich
>>223404955kek this is me
German nibbas be like>Auf wiedersehen, mein name ist Hans Scheissegrüber Niessergäben und I'm frumme Dümsfägen
>>223405087LOL
>>223404955Normally a surname is indicative of some sort of trade like carpenter or smith. What does a Fondlebottom do?
>>223405115>What does a Fondlebottom do?
>>223405115Play in the mud
>>223405115Play in the butt
>>223405115take his role as a junior actuary for the civil service quite seriously and whinge about parking tickets
>>223405151>>223405115>The House of Fondlebottom is a British noble family of Norman origins. Henri de Caress-le-fesse was a Norman baron who in 1066 followed Duke William over the Channel as part of the Norman Conquest of England.[1] He might have taken part in the Battle of Hastings.[2] For his service, William gave Henri vast tracks of land and granted him and his descendants the exclusive privilege of administering the royal palpatio (lit.'palpation'), an early form of a prostate exam,[3] which the Lord Fondlebottom carried out throughout the remainder of the Middle Ages and up until William III abolished the practice in 1691.[4]
>>223405679>an early form of a prostate exam,[3stopped reading here u made this up admit it
>>223405679EXTREMELY good post!
>>223405274gp
>>223405679lmao
>>223405740Brits probably do say that they're going to the GP for a fondlebottom, it's definitely real.
>>223405679...o algo
>>223404955>Ipswich>pronunciation: Itch
>>223405115He fondles bottoms. Are you stupid?
>>223405679High effort shitpost, a commendable rarity these daysBravo anon!
>>223404955my favorite shit is when the town is named something like Asscrack-On-Fyre and it has a rich cultural history of drinking ale
When I googled it it said the 20 most common surnames were:>Smith, Jones, Williams, Taylor, Brown, Davies, Evans, Wilson, Thomas, Johnson, Roberts, Robinson, Thompson, Wright, Walker, White, Edwards, Hughes, Green and Hall
My name is Declan Nguyen-O'Brien and I'm from Ipswich
>>223406647t. Mohammed Johnson, mayor of LondonThank you for your public service
>>223405679>tracksand you were doing so well
>>223406709He should be praised, not mocked. How dare you
>>223406453And a carpenter making a living by being pent up in their car. Of course how could I be so shortsighted.
>>223406687>t. Chuck 'Chucky' Chuckson IV of Washington Place, Little Washington, Washington County (WA)Thank you for your saarvice
>>223409059Proposing to my gf Quirk Chunkass with Mount Washington in the background and then my son will be Chuck "Sneed" Chuckson V
>>223409342pretty based, fair enough
>>223405679Lel
>>223405679lmfao
>>223404955Ipswich is a real place thoughever
>>223404955Ipswich upon Thames
>>223405679
>>223406647Ours are quite similar but I never met or heard about a Davies in my life. What is going on there?
>>223409342new hampshire mentioned
>>223411379I think it's more common in Wales
>>223405679>tracks
>>223404955>>223409059
>>223405679Heh
>>223411474Wales isn't real
>>223412770are you retarded, ESLanon?
>>223404955British niggas be like>Salam, my name is Mohammad Zawahri Islam and I'm from Birmingham
>>223413572He's trying to suppress the pain...we all failed Timmy.
chinese nibbas be like>xi xua cha chin ching ding
>>223413589A vote for him is a vote for Gaza you dumb chud
>>223413656I wish my vote directly funded a bomb to explode in the middle of a Palestinian village and I am NOT sorry
