bro has three legs

okay soomer

>>223410364
My culture isn't your shitpost, mutt.

>>223410626
>WE WUZ SUMERIANS N SHIEEET

>>223410607
heh

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>>223410364
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of my local Uru, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite legends. You should totally come on down to my living quarters, it’s got EXPOSED MUD BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice barley beer or three and get crazy watching some rituals on the Temple Ziggurat! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the local garden- listen here, right, it’s in the CITY where us CIVILIANS who do CIVILIZING are allowed to WALK. BUT!!!! it’s also a NATURE like when we were hunter-gatherers, so we can walk like in the FOREST, without dumb tribals bothering us. Speaking of which Sagmi and i have finally decided to remove the problem- literally -I'm removing my testicles whilst she becomes a temple whore tomorrow, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our local city idols!! i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this bread beer and start fermenting another one!!!