i fucking HATE bavaria. i grew up in northern germany for half my life but now i've been living in bavaria for close to 2 decades and shit is turning me mad 1. their food is trash, all they eat is leberkäs semel which is just a slice of meat with some mustard on a bun and they act like they invented the best dish in the world when it's serviceable at best. also every butcher only serves that slop and nothing else. btw they barely get that mediocre shit right ether as most leberkäs here don't even have a crust. the worst thing is they can't get non bavarian food done right, they barely get their own dishes right. if i see another bratwurst that is all grey and wrinkly because they slow cooked that shit instead of roasting on a pan or grilling it i am going to go insane.2. they are alcoholics and proud of it. when i worked as a barkeeper in a restaurant every boomer ordered at least 3 beer for their fucking lunch meal, yet they have to audacity to act like you are a junkie for smoking some pot every now and then 3. their made up dialect sounds like a german with speech impediment "crucefix nochma geh moh auf zeiten ich hob-" STFU and learn real german4. they are more socially progressive then you think unless it's fun shit then they act all conservative5. this entire region is basically germany but what if germany was an autistic alcoholic boomer with shit cooking skillsi would move my ass out of here if i had the money and the rest of my family wasn't living here.
at least they aren't Ossis
