Germans wake up in a little village by a bubbling brook nestled in the forested mountains of Schleswig-Holstein, famous for its beer, 15th century clocktower and medieval serial rapist, turn over to see their beautiful curvy German wife who has already done the morning's Luften, made breakfast and is currently in the process of undressing for sex, and think 'Ich bin suffer'. You. Can. Not. Suffer. In. Deutschland.
>mountains of Schleswig-Holstein
>>223423863Cartoon looking whore
>>223423863>tfw never wake up to chubby German wife telling me "Gutentag"
>>223423920He's from the Global South™. They don't know northern hemisphere geography.
>>223423969>German bimbo are...le bad!
>>223423920^^
>>223423920>>223423986>>223424006>https://peakvisor.com/adm/schleswig-holstein.html>There are 252 named mountains in Schleswig-Holstein. The highest and the most prominent mountain is Bungsberg.ACK!
>>223424037>Bungsberg>berg>BERG
>>223424066Berg means mountain right? Iceberg, Ice mountain?
>>223424204No. Bunsberg means jewish buns.
>>223424238Love me some yiddies
>>223424204yes, berg means mountain, but your bunsberg is 168m above sea level https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bungsbergmy hole town is at over 600m above sea level. i wouln't call that a mountain its more like a smol hill.
>>223423863No I dont
>>223424268This is bufalika she's italian>>223423863Her bolt-ons are pretty bad dude find more pics
>>223424286>my hole town is at over 600m above sea levelBut it's a hole? So the town is in a hole in a mountain? Like a volcano?
>>223424314She has pretty good boltons mate
>>223423920>>223424037Behold the mountains of Schleswig-Holstein where german gebirgsjäger pluck their edelweiss from mädchen asses.
>>223424349If they weren't mountains they wouldn't call them that no?
>>223424322yes, there are some old volcanos not far from here.
>>223424340This milf doesn't have Boltons, hers are proper (nice) saggers
>>223424268big nose and big tits. it's hard to find a better combo
>>223423863Cringe.
>>223424398Tax purposes
>>223423863When the fuck are you going go to Germany instead of posting about it.
>>223423920>>223424349Kek>>223424398To troll Ausländer. Also in the regional dialect a Bunge means hill.>>223424322You do know that the surface of the earth hasn't the same elevation everywhere?
>>223427176Is calling Munich "Munchen" some gay local dialect also?
for some reason German women don't really stand out compared to Slavic women and French women. they are like the mids of Europe
>>223427248Are you retarded?
>>223423863you should go there and experience it for yourself :)
>>223423863She's from NRW and lives in Switzerland now tho.
>>223423920kek
>>223427358Them speaking german makes them way hotter though. No one can compete.
>>223427358german women are really not hot for whites for whatever reason, but the vaguely annoying accent on a plain jane woman is oddly endearing. would love to manhandle one for that reason.
>>223424340Mommy milk
>>223424340m-mommy!
