Tim Westwood edition
can't be fucking arsed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI
>>223427275She got blacked
do you know that we all know you reply to your own le epic zingers? cos its getting a bit awkward
>>223427213i think americans read 'aw' as 'ah' so they dont so much say dawg or shawty as dahg and shartydo you agree with my hypothesis
Which one u cracking BE HONEST
>>223427280well said
>>223427302their names?
>>223427302ok why neymar lowkey looking fiiiiine tho
sipping on a white Monster as i am known to do
>>223427302haaland looks just like his irl sister
>Fresh reports claim that Real Madrid star Jude Bellingham and his high-profile partner Ashlyn Castro have parted ways. Sources allege that things went south after Castro was supposedly disrespectful towards Bellingham's parents.>Additionally, the said friction led the midfielder to cut off her reported $10,000 (£7,500) weekly allowance. He also allegedly asked her to vacate their home in Spain.
why did america do this to us?
So having a pretty girl love you is supposed to be scary?
>>223427412>AI slop protesting climate change
Liking this mirtazipine
In a rut
Does leftypol really sit there weeping when he sees sad videos of 'genocide' and natural disasters? I feel nothing watching those videos. Cannot imagine someone being so emotionally weak to be sad over pixels on a screen.
>>223427391good lad, dont let some cheeky slag disrespect your parents >>223427440its not protesting climate change it's making fun of european politicians blaming americans using ac as the cause of the european heatwaves
>>223427279She do cuckold stuff?
off to bed
>>223427478Dunno probably not
>>223427425Saw this post on the tv log you aren’t slick pal
feel like one of my teeth is warped somehow like its shape is wrong more fuel for anxiety
>>223427461>work over 30 million dollars>his gf is a chinese onlyfans slag ah yes
>>223427499yeah we all saw it earlier and commented on it in the group chat we all have without you in :/
>>223427490jokes on you i stole it
>>223427450This your 'berg?
>>223427486nnx
My xp bar is low
shall go take a bath
All I want is to fuck a girl whilst having a dumpIs that too much to ask?
Boy George has just dropped a song in support of Israel and the IDF.https://x.com/PolitlcsGlobal/status/2081663100915155406Yes, the same Boy George who was an 80s popstar.The same Boy George who in the 00s went to prison for kidnapping a Norwegian male prostitute, which he tied to a radiator and beat severely with a metal pipe.The same Boy George who appeared on the 2010s ITV game show, "The Voice".
Smile like you mean it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2d79ddvg4owut why the fuck would chelsea want 35 year old danny welbeck
Don’t care
>>223427645Isn't he a nonce too
>>223427669typical rude australian bastard. the world would be better off without you cunt
>>223427679well hes gay so...
>>223427645he looks like sam hyde in that pick up artist skit
churchill won world war poo
working the morra
>>223427690So... what
>>223427656xabi wants a more mature club bull in the dressing room
https://youtu.be/7-mFsGm1uvQ
>>223427645i only know karma chameleon but is this real? the voice sounds totally different
>>223427709so...you know the answer
>>223427450Its just not on is it?
>>223427679seems to come with the territory
>>223427711heard ur mum saying exactly that the other night
He's not even a fucking Jew he was born and raised in London by Irish Catholic parents, so why is he obsessed with supporting Israel???
Don't go
>>223427461this is hell
>>223427749Rorke assured us that trannies all support Palestine...
>>223427720It's him, it's just his voice has gotten notably worse over the past 45 years.
>>223427711grow up
I will take xp from any source - my xp bar is very lowha ha
>>223427749why are you obsessed with supporting Palestine despite not being a Palestinian?
>>223427749hes doing it for his late best buddy jeffers
>>223427784My cum is full of xp, do you want it?
I'm in hell, aren't IThis is it
>>223427687Not arserd
just trying my best and that's all anyone can ask
He can't say thatWhy is he allowed to say that
>>223427801oooh looks like a triggered the zog golem to activate not obsessed just think genocide and apartheid is evil and it's weird how rich british celebrities would be obsessed with passionately supporting a nation doing such things
Leftypol explaining the difference between diet coke and coke zero
4chan is for incels
>>223427801Jews are genociding whites as well as Palestinians so i feel sympathy with themIts that simple schlomo
is he a rorke or a leftypol?
>>223427859Ok
>>223427864squeal at the gay porn dance he does
dtfic spamming "fungus melty" when ziedy isn't even in the thread lmao
>>223427889quorny
>>223427864wonder if their riots had a purpose other than to riot
Oh dear, the joke's at an end
>>223427881should be called shark fin really
>>223427291>do you agree with my hypothesisNohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deputy_Dawg
He's hallucinating again... :/
https://youtu.be/Bf01riuiJWA
aaaand there's the cooking OCD ritual started
>>223427939
blacks are bigger and that's why you call them nigga
Come back soon
>>223427954must have run out of meal deals from reddit
what is the oddest animal you've ever scranned?
>ziedy isnt even in the threadu live here mate lmao or does playing with a different dolly mean ur not here
oh, perhaps seething about leafs is just a part of the OCDhmm, astute observation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up
Old people should be banned from working why the fuck did I not get offered an interview at aldi yet when I go in there I count FOUR fucking people working there who are over 65!!You literally do not need the money go and volunteer if you just want to socialise
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
take that you dirty southern bastards! the north is sick of paying for you!
>>223428011John McAfee
resting heartbeat was at 60 there
>>223428011now look at the wikipedia page for updog hehe
Smile Like You Mean It
I am PROUD to say I pay my TV license
>>223427925what sort of meal deal is that
>>223428044sir keir starmer, behead this man
>>223428056mine is an average of 47
>>223428056Is that good or bad
>>223428060i have depression you fucking arsehole
What if you had a gf who wanted to wank you off, then what eh?
Andy Burnham is making me miss Sir Kier!
>>223428037That was fast
>>223427841yeh you dont seem obsessed
>>223428098women do not know how to do it properly. they're lack the technique
Indepedent headline is "Top minister vows to quit if defence is not funded properly". wes streeting not even big enough to get name dropped. he looks like his face should be on the front of a kids cereal box or bisto. hope he knows what he is doing
>>223427275who
Why's he eating it cold
>>223428128Wes "Couldn't organise a coup with a lame duck leader" Streeting?
>>223428120thats why you need a gf (male)
>>223428156hi mate is this still available
>>223428115you're a seething israeli golem. but that doesn't change the fact that the entire world hates you.
>>223428172piss off
>>223428144elton john had an accident
nobody:rorke: do do do, do do do
>>223428193yeh mate, im the one seething in this exchange...
>>223428196omg no is he okay?
>>223427213I had that one along with this
Rorke
>>223428220he lost a pint of cum, can you donate some?
>>223428042We get it your gay and jewish
https://youtu.be/PgV4NPneN2A
>>223428261i am neither gay nor jewish. you are an idiot though!
>>223428219All I did was post that a lolcow british celebrity posted a shite song supporting an evil causeon topic and humourous post that should've gotten 2 replies and left at thatYou keep dragging it on trying to defend Israel with your entire being for some reason, acting like only a crazy person would think genocide is bad
WESTWOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>223428288*yawns loudly in your face*
>>223428288calm down you gimp
>elton john is gayfake news
off on the big volcel who once had sex walk
Bought Victoria 3
twerkin' my beehind
The existential problems facing ordinary Americans right now cannot be solved through better morning routines or smarter investment allocations. They require collective political action, and collective action requires people who feel rooted enough in a community and a shared identity to fight for something larger than personal enrichment.
>>223428351thank you for contributing to /brit/ with your British themed post
>>223427691aahahahah he really does
>>223428303DRIPPING IN SWAGGER JUICEhttps://youtu.be/btbKM1LtF8M
Sir Emmet Mong
>>223428319>>223428334Pair of Israeli golems
new keyboard came today one of those rechargeable ones no more spenny batteries
interviewing actors about the movies they're in is a lot like babysitting and asking the baby instead of the parents about their routine
>>223428419wireless tech is woke
>>223428419mine just plugs in
>>223428419play us a song then
>>223428419ive got a keychron because im a computer autist
Might invest in some compression socks and insoles to support me at toil team
>>223428443ook but im still just learning....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzN6fEFXUQ
>>223428478get some rope whilst you're at it
>>223428405/brit/ has multiple jews posting in it.Whenever you make a post critical of israeli war crimes they start seething and calling you names like "third worlder", "brownoid", "Muslim" along with the obligatory demand to post a picture of your hand (I've posted a picture of my white hand before and they still call me these names)
>>223428490What for?
>>223428508did you get sacked from the janny teamsurely you could just delete their posts for racism
so many posts appearing as hidden in this thread, new word filter is working beautifully it seems. almost like being in the old /brit/ with people just chatting.
pigeon is having a drink from the plant saucer
toes are getting hairy
whats the best pizza franchise lads?
>>223428523Dunno what you're talking aboutIve been banned about 6 million times for my anti israel/jew posts
>>223428549the one i make at homei don't eat food prepared by immigrant hands
>>223428549express
>>223428532still dunno how to do it on readchan
>>223428554what a life you lead
>>223428508Yes it's unironically part of their script and discussion flowchart they're given to work from.There's actual IDF freaks here on VPNs, and if they lose an arguement their little flowchart of what to post tells them to start calling you brown, a paki, muslim, a tranny, etc - and that unless you share a photo of yourself that they have somehow "won" the discussion.
>>223428532right well now we're going to have a 3 hour debate about filters again aren't we
>>223428549pizza hut circa 2000-2005
Are Gibraltarians white?
>>223428549belle italia
LATINA BOOTY!
knob smells of vinegar and skips
>>223428581chambre malodorante is literally a brown person thats not some kind of smear
"right well" going in the filter right this second as that anon suggested to me. cant be having this worm replying to me with that shite
if you want to feel suicidal take your top off and take a picture for ChatGPT and ask it to guess your body fat %
seeing some very schizophrenic posts
>>223428600they look swarthy so i would say no
thoughts on those expensive frozen pizzas?
>>223428609need it on my face and cock
sick to bastard death of my bastard incel life
im becoming more paranoid recentlylike when a car follows me for 10 minutes taking the same turns even though realistically they're going into town just like i ambut i get paranoidor they drive over a bump and drls look like they've flashed me and i get worriedi also think they're tracking my internet communications, but i dont know whybut i think they want to make an example out of me
>>223428648get on feeld and get yersel a shag
>>223428648remember the incel to trans pipeline is always there for you
>>223428613i have nothing against filtering posts but you are a fucking neek coming in here every day and posting about your filters because you have nothing interesting to saythen a load of mongs seethe about derailing the whole thread for hours i'm sick of itif you're going to filter just do it don't tell everybody about it
>>223428581Yes and because you want to prove them wrong you feel the need to post a picture of yourself which then goes straight into a database in tel aviv and used for doxxing purposesI regret even posting my hand
>>223428612what the fuck are you talking about, do you speak english?
>>223428648stop posting on 4chan and start swiping on hinge
is this a boy
been reading about kidnappings. one american girl was held in captivity for 18 years but they found her and now she's fine. mad that
>>223428682Corr I hope so
>>223428666vgp
>>223428682nah
>>223428666oh i'll be telling people about it mate. i'll be recommending it. i'll be suggesting the filter list and updating it as time goes on, dont worry about that, why so bothered mate?
doing a first person shooting
>>223428706/brit/ not /filter/you are a spastic
>Glasgow protest exposes the growing normalisation of neo-Nazism
right well why are they arguing about filtering again
Feeling extremely dysphoric
>>223428722nothing wrong with filtering out repetitive unfunny & uninteresting posts is there, whats the issue my little mucker?
>>223428682dont care what it is that arse is getting shagged
>>223428675the person youre talking to is a brown american who spends his life posting about the evils of jews and english people and a variety of cuckposts on /brit/, hes been doing this every day for about 10 yearshe used to post pictures of himself here all the time. hes not going to deny it because its truepeople call him brown because he is, not because its a jewish conspiracy
>>223428735not him but why do you feel the need to broadcast your filters? why do you have to mention the posts you apparently dont want to think about?
Love blocking Youtube and Twitch ads. It tells me in the corner that it's blocking ads. You will never get a shekel from me!!!
>>223428730i'm donehe knows what he is a boring spastic with no other topics of conversation other than his gay little filter list
>5pmhere come the toilers, funny some good posts coming
>>223428614audreyposter revealed
>>223428724based! fuck n*zism. long live bourgeoisie capitalism!
>>223428751denounce yahweh
>>223428753>not himKEKmate your fear of filters is hilarious are we your only "mates"
>>223428761i'm doing overtime today
>>223428775i denounce yahweh
Do you identify with the label of "British"?Serious Answers OnlyI don't mean that in the sense of filling out a form to indicate nationality. I know you know what nationality you technically are. I mean whether you *feel* as though you belong to and are happy to be labelled with a British identity, whether you feel connected to the other "home nations" etc. Do you feel more connected to the "British" label than you do to the label of your "home nation" or locality, county etc?Upvote36Downvote598Go to commentsRepostShare
buying a bucket of grasshoppers and other assorted insects from temu
>>223428735NTA but if over half of all posts are filtered out hen surely you should take it as a sign that this place simply isn’t for you anymore? If the content which is posted is that tedious that you have a lengthy filter, why come here? You wouldnzmt watch a movie on repeat but skip the parts you dislikeYou’d just stop watching the movie
what's the deal with trees? do you reckon they can actually think or feel anything at all?or from their perspective are they not even aware they exist?
>>223428781bizarre response
>>223428799What the fucks the quotations on home nations for
>>223428588Wonder if it was as good as I remember or if it just seems better than it was because I was a child
>>223428815they'll talk to you but only if you're a mushroom
Stripy clouds
>>223428815theyre all completely aware and really really want to strangle everyone and everything in the forest but cant grow fast enough to do so
I like erotic stories of alternate matriarchal worlds ir sciency fiction, and it is very often a British autor. What gives?
mental how back in the day trees never used to die bet there were trees a billion years old, this was before woke got to them
>what's the deal with trees?
Mental how the oldest story we have, the Epic of Gilgamesh, begins with talking about "how in those ancient days..."Wonder how much history exactly has been lost to us :/
>>223428858Spaino..
got a 'side hustle' idea. i'll give it a go and if its profitable i'll clue you lads in
>>223428842we also over-index in erotic text-based rpgs
>>223428838chemtrails
>>223428799I consider myself British more than English. I grew up in the south and lived most of my life in London. Consider myself more a Londoner than EnglishI have a Scottish and a Welsh Grandparent, as well as some Irish ancestry further back. I'm a mix so British is probably better than just English
>>223428831the trees tell him to post the AI pics
>>223428858nothing worth knowing out all human history was preamble for the past 150 years
get half the thread filtered
>>223428869selling your arse to strangers is it
the FILTER LISTRorkeCronemRight thenWell thenscpoo screamingfreak flyingorbitpieheademployed womentimmycrodiefungusmouldiespainoheatherchadziedy3pmkatypooso this isbizarre responsecrepsthis removes a lot of the autistic little neek who is trying to ruin the general but is a work in progress, to be updated
Mum got me some gamer fuel
*filters british flags**filters yank flags**filters the word poo*Ahh yes, now THIS is /brit/
add filter to your filter list boring bastard
>>223428905get the other half filtered and just sit here talking to yourself about your filter list like vernon in harry potter
>>223428913poo screaming at this post
the filter talk has sent him into a massive melty, get the 5 VPNS spammed on
filtered all post but the one's with a (You), threads empty
funny how even my aunts new boyfriend literally been apart of the family for 2 minutes has already joined in on the family tradition of talking shit about me behind my back LOL what a life I have man fuck me
dyslexic man with a breading fetish
adding "filter" to my filter list, sick of this gimmick
>>223428913surely the number of false positives you have is mental
>>223428971Too much cheese on that
I invented toast
>>223428975you ever wank him off?
roight well
is...is this good?
this Xanax can’t come quick enough fk
>>223428913>neek (singular)based
>>223429012sk
>>223429012sent that frake frying
melty started early today
filterfreak m3lty
IT'S ALL RORKEELEPHANT RORKE
>>223429018salary: 27k p/a
this posts makes filterfugnus seethe
melt my cock
Affordability
>>223428913If you have a filter list that long you can safely give them the victory I reckon
feces yodeling at all these filtermong runts being sent careening into the ozone
another hour, another tantrum
Going to get on the train home because I feel very ill It's only a 30 minute walk/3 minute train ride but I simply cannot imagine getting home without dying if I walked
theyre talking about filtering again, time to spam on 8 different IPs to try and discredit it
>>223429018good:health insurancedepends on the details:flexible working (what it is)early finish (what time)gym / discounts (how much)annual bonus (might be instead of pay increases)breakfast (probably just fruit isn't it)
>>223429096p00 ululating
faeces yelling
booked my ticket to see the piano teacher in 4DX
>>223429111>early finish (what time)4.45
shart screeching
big melty huge stinky
I’ve never felt a real connection with the concept of Britishness, I suspect that’s a feeling that’s shared by most people in Scotland (outside the more die hard Rangers supporting types)I wouldn’t get offended if someone called me British as it’s geographically and legally correct , but I don’t feel British in terms of national identity .I don’t think there is a really truly unified British identity desu. If you ask someone “what comes to mind when you think of British” they’d likely say “Big Ben, red buses and black cabs, spitfires over the Cliffs of Dover, the Royal Family etc” , Its doubtful people would conjure up images of bagpipes, the Scottish Highlands , haggis , Edinburgh Castle etc as part of their thought process on what constitutes an image of Britain. Basically when people think of images of Britain, what they’re thinking of is largely interchangeable with England, likely part of the reason a singular British identity has struggled to take off in Scotland.The problem with the idea of a singular British identity is that the UK is really four unique countries with their own distinct identities that never really coalesced into a singular identity for most folks.There are of course exceptions - people who may have one parent from one part of the UK and another from another part , or people from an Orange Orange/ Loyalist background (mainly Northern Ireland and parts of Scotland) who will feel a deep connection with Britishness , but such groups are an exception overall.
>>223428971Stop Elton farming
>>223429018not very flexible hours if you can't finish early on fridays anyway
foot's asleep, need to filter it
>>223429146narry a syllable of this tome
go and tell ur mam uve been filtered by ur mates on 4chan LOL
>>223429132Are you gonna tickle her ivories?
oh he seething
I can't post
kroke crashing his browser by trying to add too many phrases to his filter list at one time
oh hes peekin' under the stubs
>>223429140>it's realomd
chocka on the m25 tonight
My working hours are 8-4:30 but it's currently gonna half 5 and I've only just left
>>223429204mug
>>223429204get the union to sort it
>cant even post dick here without the JIDF saving it for their nefarious purposessad
>>223429204means you get an extra long lunch tomorro
Absolutely love ai content really love seeing it spammed every minute
now that weve all calmed down, can i point your attention to the fact that ive now finished toil
>>223429204Couldn't be me. I'm always the last one in and the first one out.
>>223429251>>223429251>>223429251THE NEW
>>223429140one time put a snap trap under my bed and a mouse somehow managed to drag it under a closet without triggering it and I never bothered to retreive it and then like 6 years later I put a glue trap under my bed and it caught a mouse but only partially so it managed to crawl under my bed to under the closet and got killed by the snap trap that was dragged there by that other mouse
real new>>223429283>>223429283>>223429283
oh my days leftypol what is your doing blud
