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corr lissenin' tae fu manchumore likepoo manchu
I used to eat only the mushrooms in these as a kid.
>>223428436I really hope you meant marshmallows.
>>223428525marshmallows?
Burgers?
boston lucky charmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOnisDd1IM
Montauks?
>>223428348Fuck Lucky Charms and if you like Lucky Charms fuck you too. Dog shit cereal. If you're going to eat some sugary breakfast cereal at least have some self respect and eat something good.
i don't think any workout regiment is going to be able to fix the fact that my nipples are kinda pudgey and fat and don't look good under a shirt
>>223428575Stawp lookin at 'is cawk, ya queah
>>223428607That's Antihibernism.
Why do all sugary cereal mascots look like psychos
All my edgy 4chan posting has caught up to me. Just got rejected from a job because their background check dug up my posts praising Osama Bin Laden
back from my nap
>>223428745What are you, some kinda Muzzie
>>223428752How I love honey-hearted sleep
>>223428765Yes I am a convert
>>223428717hyped on sugar
corr impossible taenae feel like a sex goblin lissenin' tae fu manchu
thoughts on el nino
in old western movies the town doctor is always an alcoholic
Had a weird dream i was like a security guard at a mall that was also a school and a hospital.They removed all the entry ways because it was hot out to let a breeze in I ran away and made an escape with a cynical teacher, but then realized I lost my phone. I started to drive back only to realize it was under my bed irl
>>223428862They used to prescribe whiskey for ailments
>>223428862Probably true irl too. Imagine having to patch up idiots all day in some desolate waste. Also docs probably would have had booze lying around as a antiseptic so the temptation would be there
>>223428862hard to blame him
They also used to prescribe Laudanum and Cocaine. Put a little Absinthe in ya Brandywine and call me inna mornin
You guys ever think about how each and every social media website is more or less the exact same? You are given a feed of thousands of decontextualized photos, claims, questions, etc. This is given to you at such a rapid pace that you do not have much time before you are distracted by whatever new post is on your screen. Most of said posts are largely irrelevant to your daily life, with little you can do with or about the information they provide. Not to mention that you can hardly fit a complex and nuanced political or societal opinion in whatever small box of text they give you, furthermore even if you did, why would anyone read it when they could easily be more stimulated (with less effort) by just scrolling past it and seeing the next post?
>>223428929they fuck the nurses as well
just realized this thread is called /cum/ like cum lole
I don't think about social media at all.
>>223428791Allah wants you to be unemployed lol
things keep getting worse and the only prediction is that its gonna get even worst even faster
>>223428862or the surgeon on a ship is a drunk but then he comes through when he's needed
Alright mr. /cum/ janny I see you're a bit overzealous today
>>223428945And now they prescribe antidepressants that make people suicidal zombies. Oh my science how far we've progressed
Beer: drankWork: almost overLife: hopefully almost over too
>>223429046If the sopranos got anything right it's that psychiatry is just a racket for the Jews
Laudanum is probably a lot of fun
>>2234289884chan is social media, and what I said largely applies to this board, and the website as a whole. Go to outer /int/, each thread is a decontextualized claim, photo, or question, that is independent from other threads. Most of the topics are things that you realistically can't do anything with or about, and is largely irrelevant to your daily life. Yea sure it's fun to ask someone about their country, but after a while you have to ask "what do I gain from this?"
I'm gong to eat a bowl of Capn Crunch. Fuck you and your Lucky Charms.
>>223429114remember that guy named visajeet rofl
>>223429121
>>223429114Jeet means victory.
>>223429121rip your gums
>>223429116>Most of the topics are things that you realistically can't do anything with or about, and is largely irrelevant to your daily life.Could say the same about any media. I'm not going to experience a lot of the things i read about in a novel or watch in a tv show
>>223428840What's so boyish about it?
You think there is a market for exotic animal sperm? Like sell it as chinese medicine or something?
>>223429305Definitely
https://youtu.be/-PXAOZwvv04The virgin journalist vs the Chad chink authoritarian
>>223429305It's well known that there is. Capybara semen is worth more than gold on the black market
>>223429305There's a massive market for my own sperm
>>223429351You donate?I heard they don't accept gingers
>>223429341Business plan: sneak into the zoo and jack off the capaybaras. Infinite money glitch
there was that amateur surgeon who would insert sheep testicles into the bodies of impotent men
>>223429341>>223429320Now if I sold it internationally do you think I could get in trouble for selling dog/cow/horse sperm as more exotic beasts?
>>223428862Not uncommon nowadays either
>>223429417I saw that reel too
>>223429436That's reel embarrassing to admit
>>223429436i didn't see it on instagram reels. i heard about it on the radio
>>223426380paralyzed . i cant walk
>>223429381I donate sperm into pussy all the time
>>223429420Yeah the sperm mafia will get you
>>223429520LOL
>>223429553fuck you my palsy cock fucks your mom each day
>cereal mascot infightingeuropoors are right we don't have culture, france is free to nuke us
have you seen the new podcast with nuns
>>223429520grim. cerebral palsy?
>>223429596france abolished culture in 1848
>>223429596Ho suck a euro cock you sissy dickhead. Were the only western country with any culture left. Europe gave up what distinct cultures it had to just copy us
>>223429596Tony the Tiger would fuck you up nigga
A bee won’t sting an idiot
>>223429629yes
For me, it's Cinnamon Life
>>223429661You're gonna get someone killed
>>223429596how is that not culture?
Nuns are the religious version of lesbians. That's why nuns have such a reputation for cruelty the lack of a proper dicking does terrible things to a foid mind
>>223429704how many years have been wheelchair bound?
I'm all about that Cinnamon life
>>223429661that can't be true. i've tried many times and they won't sting me
applejacks done went woke
>>223429652nah tony's too busy blocking furries on twitter that want to rape him for that to happen
it'll be out when it's out. it'll be out when it's out. but great work ethic... the great iron liz....
>>223429758Mebbe stop filming yourself and talk to someone
>>223429749thirty years since i was eight
>>223429758WHORE
>>223429745Also in old stories it's a common that when the daughter gets dicked down by a vagrant wastrel they send her off to a nunnery to re-coup the lost family honor
>>223429797*hugs*wizard + neet?
>>223429758Why would I approach someone who clearly has a camera set up filming a video? No one wants to get in your shot.
>>223429847>wizardNo, i still have sex. Many girls are into wheelchair sex as a fetish
I'm completely paralyzed. I have a butler who types up all my 4chan posts. I pay him a large amount to keep my posts private and not gossip about what I post
>>223429847yes>>223429871kys women dont like me. they look at me like im strange.
Every time the Marvel thing flashes past my eyes it gets stranger. The person with 5th billing on this poster is a black woman with dreads wielding a spear. What are they up to over there
>>223429758If I saw a woman reading a book in a public library (with a camera pointed at her no less), I would assume she wants to be left alone
>>223430098Grape nuts are S+ tier
>>223430020They are caught between woke and a hard place, they are flailing.
I love frosted flakes
>>223430098honey bunches of oats? that shit is like a sponge, if you don't eat the whole bowl in 2 minutes it turns into tasteless porridge.
>>223430098>life at the bottomGRIM
Fruity Pebbles are god tier
>>223430098>all the teeth melting sugar bomb cereals in giga S tier>all the cereals with reasonable amounts of sugar in ultra tartarus hell F tier
for me, cinnamon toast crunch, mainly the milk after
>>223429972what's your plans for the future?
>>223429914He comes in bows and asks "what shall sire be posting today ?" "Rape women big time, rape them everyday""Ah an exquisite choice if I do say so myself, i shall get to it right away my liege "
>>223430272Sugar tastes better than bran News at 11
>>223430299THIS
Need to go to the lick her store
>>223430020I wasn't even aware Marvel was still making movies
>>223430098For me its corn flakes, the best cold breakfast cereal. Special K with the dried strawberries is good too.
parents gave me the "we might have to baker act you" lecture again
mexico
>>223430436get a job, move out, and you'll never get lectured about the baker act ever again
America switching to the metric system would cause millions to die
>>223430436>baker act youWhats that Like they'll turn you into bread?
>>223430533im the sole heir this is really my house
>>223430308nothing my parents take care of me. i can barely make it to the bathroom on my own
>>223430574it means involuntarily placed into a mental institution. i thought it was called that in other places but apparently it's just a florida thing
did somebody mention soles?
>>223430582They'll leave it all to the dog just to spite youBetter have a backup plan
i heard they're outsourcing the fart in a jar industry to india
phwoarexcellent kittingtonshire dat was
>>223430373They allegedly are already planning Marvel movies until 2042
My Beliefs are simple and easy toUnderstand
just went tired mode on the bed, about to go getting ready gym mode on the shower
>>223429758hafta wunder if any of diss is truedid she actually go tae library to dae wha she sae she be daein'a did she go tae library tae film diss video
just saw a biblically accurate redditor
>>223430782I learned about the Baker Act from watching body cam videos from Florida. I had never even heard of it before that
>>223430700for me?the poop-ranch
>>223430819Oops meant for>>223430667
i do not care for these
most cereal is made from corn so you are just eating corn chips in milk
>>223430844Thank you for this, the diverse contributions of Indo-Canadians make /cum/ stronger.
I forgot to buy a lucky day lotto, I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>223430844Poop jars mogg toilets
>>223430871any other fun facts, captain obvious?
Collections is threatening to take me to court but I don't think they will for only $2800
I'm at that stage in nofap where I both want to masturbate and don't at the same time
>>223430944edging?
>>223430978I don't edge, I go straight for the finish line.
>nofap
>>223430931My city suspended my license plates because i refused to pay a bullshit ticket.It's fine if I need to get license plates again I'll drive a couple hours to another state
>>223430844They are awful, just completely wrong, shit holes should be flush with the floor for squatting not sitting
>>223431034Dubs and I jerk off to this gif
are you a minimalist or are you just broke
I'm on a 20 year NoSex streak, pray for me i must stay strong and avoid temptation
I'm going poop mode as we speak
>>223431087Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back this up?
Keep seeing more and more black people claim that there are still sundown towns all across America, some even with sirens to warn black people to leave.
>>223431087ohwoar gud post diss
>>223431143I wish my town was a sundown town
heres the fingsquatting toilets could be more hygienic den sitting toilets if they could solve the splash back problem
>>223431143They are known to lie and make shit up all the time
IM SO IM SOIM $O NORFERN CALIFORNIAIM POOP - MAN - CHUERSTEPPIN' CUTTER BLATTER
>>223431059do whatever you want because you want to do it not because a coin toss said you could or could not do it
>>223430871diss nibba never had no weetabix or bran flakesholy fuggin shidd
>>223431143Simple, have them name the towns in question.
>>223431197Wait, you're telling me all those blacks claiming that slaves were regularly eaten and skin made into lampshades are untrue? Would people really do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?
nibba never had no scrap cackle poop eithernibba wha ya fink rice crispies made of holy shiddddor coco poops
jason is heavily influenced by annie besant
In Israeli society, you are expected to cut in line, to haggle, and to find loopholes in the system. Anyone who doesn't is seen as a Freirer (sucker) and nobody wants to be a freirer
Do you know walmart people
>>223431317your mom
>>223431267They were naming places like "Nashville" lmao
>>223430098ate a whole box of cinnamon toast crunch dry aand threw up bile for a few days
>>223431143>the town
only troons and jeets like ai
>>223431507https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZ2nJwUNOc4/I found one of them lol, blacks just larping in the comments
>>223431551Troons hate AI thoughbeitThirdies do love the shit out of it
>>223431600>Troons hate AI thoughbeitSurprising since it is programmed to validate their insane behavior
Just blew a huge coiler out my ass.
>Puerto Rican think they're white now
>>223431625Trannies are just delusional and retarded about everything, hence why they became trannies in the first place
>>223431676Trannies are trannies because they're delusional and retarded. Jeets are delusional and retarded because they're brown. Funny how that works.
>>223431718Saar cow is science saar this is mother cow protecting us saar
when i was a teenager an older black guy came up to me in the park and asked me if i wanted to suck his dick. i turned and ran the other way
it's going to be pouring rain all night
>>223431795Blahpipo do be on the DL
>>223431795kinda rude. he was just asking
if you use ai, you are a troon and jeetand i dont like youuse your God given talents by the Creator Himself
>>223431795zesty ass niggas have no shame smdh
Two word post got me warned by the /cum/ janny, you'll never guess what the two (2) words were either
>>223432007Why are you mad at a tool, are you some African tribal approaching drones with a spear?
benus milk
my father is a cold heartless bastard
>>223431972
Gym mode
>>223432201how many lbs?
Ana kasparian has gotten my nut a couple times. Love her.
>>223432249Who knows, that's 60 kilos
I'm bringing sexy back
>>223432278A Turk specifically hiring an Armenian woman to be on his show called "The Young Turks" cannot be a mere coincidence
>>223432278She's an infinitely smarter lefty than Cenk Uygher.
Boomtards have this naive smiley Hollywood fake mentality. Hard to explain but it's like they lack basic sensibility on things
>>223432387They're both grifters and doing a good cop bad cop thing
>>223432201Me tomorrow
>>223432285what do you do for protein?
>>223432438Eat chicken breast
>>223432391Boomers came of age in a time when America was still like +85% White (even higher in my country), it's not really surprising how naive they are
does garfield have aura
>>223428348I should have just stayed home and not even bother I suck at Being a line cook Dish washer Roofer Landscaper Maitance man Should I just end it?
>>223432462No but jon does
>>223432476sounds like you've contributed a lot to our economy
Next year I don't have time for another epic Balkan trip so I will settle for a shorter cute Baltic trip to each Baltic capital plus a few smaller towns in Latvia
>>223432459Maybe that's it Like they have this ingrained "we're all in this ship together" mentality as a result, and can't comprehend the realities of ethnic tribalism
>>223432489I am just useless as a human being I am also too broke for college and probably too stupid I am about to give up and just kill myself but I wanna debt max to see the world
>>223432476Join the military and kill some brown folks
>>223432476How about I employ you as my massage therapist
>>223432476Line cook is an easy job. Just doing the same thing over and over
>>223432501Do you learn the language at all?
Do male strip clubs exist? I would do that job if it's only women I dance for
>>223432536>>223432520I am 23 and I sucked as a line cook because I couldn't keep up with the customer demand and the last shift I had all of the waitresses dipped and so did the line cooks
>>223432581Yes they exist
>>223432505>and can't comprehend the realities of ethnic tribalismThey really can't, they think the infinity migrants are all still grateful to be here hardworkers like it's the 1960s. They do not understand grievance politics, third worldism, the permanence of the ongoing demographic changes, the tribalism you mentioned etc. Even the increasingly overt revanchism from browns now is not taken seriously if comprehended at all.
>>223432569Just "thank you" and "hello"I'm too much of a brainlet to be multilingual. Plus the Baltics are filled with Russians so I won't know whether I'm speaking to a Russian or not
>>223432581I think private dancers do like for bachelorette parties, but otherwise it's mostly fags probably
i’m the last fucking samurai
why didn't you save her?
Those Dancing Bear videos always made me want to be a male stripper for a room full of horny women
>>223432638Is that Brittany Venti
My strip club intro song would be Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
>>223432638Save her from what? Even her own parents didn't care and she wanted to be with her psycho pedo zesty buck bf
For me it's Trix
>>223432736Mine would be Firehouse - Don't Walk Away
do you know anyone who has committed suicide
>>223432780No, I do not.
So tired
>>223432780Yes, happened when I was in university
>>223432638hybristophilia is a self solving problem
>>223432780i found it funny since everyone cried about it him dying, but those same people crying were the ones who were cruel to him
of course i know him, he's me
Soy man clerk at the pet store that looked like this was giving me the cold shoulder. I think it was because I have a head full of hair.
hello?
Just found out my office crush is leaving the company :'(
>>223433106it's because you were buying the cheap garbage wet food that causes health problems.
>>223433143I bought dog toys btw
>>223433138brutal. already on to bigger and better things
Running a local mechanic shop seems like the comfiest job. You get to know people in the community, everyone is grateful, and you basically chill in the garage working with your hands all day. Too bad dealerships are killing em
https://youtu.be/21N_DRHiK8Q
This summer might be your last.
>>223433213Yeah and my bum ass is getting left behind
This summer is just the start
Need to get fired
i need a car man
im sorry to say my wife has really lost her figure.
>>223433371Yeah me too, that would be amazing
>>223433409Latinx?
>>223433389i have one, but i am also moving to a walkable city and leaving it behind. i might be retarded
>>223433261the comfiest job is objectively lighthouse keeper. and not those sissy lighthouses that are attached to the mainland.
Thoughts on andrew callaghan
>>223433261Most local mechanics I've come across are literal assholes. More than one. They don't give a fuck about the "commnunity"
My bitch got crohn's disease, yeughh
>>223433446I don't watch his videos, but I think he looks like a retard
Why don't they just sell Cinnamon toast crunch milk
>>223433485YeeaaauuuwwwwwwchBased? I think so yes
>>223433446creepy beta communist
>>223433485Stinky
>>223433520Wait no I don't think thats based, I take that back. Wtf
>>223433515you can't have cool things like that outside of the late 90's/early 00's. we have to wait for the next millennium.
>>223433424YeahNever tried it before (getting fired). The urge to light a cigarette in the office is overwhelming
>>223433550I guess I'll wait then
HHHMMMNNNNNNNN
>>223433631World Cup is gone son, let it go
Punch that balding millennial right in his weak jawline
>>223433631>>223433660I'm still rooting for Team Canada!!!!
I eat ass, then I eat it again
>>223433711Our Ngubus weren't even as good as the French or English Ngubus
Sleigh BellsCHVRCHESEvanescenceTaylor SwiftThese are my favourite female artists.
>>223433690Kek
my dinky is stinky
>>223433747No Alice Glass?
>>223433766'dih li
>Gen Z talking about baldingironic, isn't it?
>Neither Gomorra: The Origins nor Spartacus: House of Ashur are getting a second seasonIt's like they take everything I love and rub giraffe feces all over it and set it in the sun to stink and rot
>>223433779I've never really given Crystal Castles a good listen tb h. I like that song "Alice Practice" but only specifically this live version here: https://youtu.be/wEMn5G7fmSk
i don't have to fucking impress you
>>223433747https://youtu.be/-RUCbvONYCIYou might like Medicine They are like proto-Sleigh Bells
Weak ass day
>>223433820It's because you didn't buy a subscription like a good goy
>>223433942Because you didn't let me give you your daily protein gelNow open up wide
High of 21C low of 16C today.
>>223433427can i have it
I've had sleeping problems ever since I was a child, personally I blame computers
What are you feeling right now?
Islamic terrorism is back in a big way
>>223433971Whereas it IS true that I didn't buy a subscription, it is NOT true that I didn't act like a good goy, whereas it IS true that I pirated both series, it is NOT true that i... Hold on, someone's at the door..
>>2234341163
>>223434116
>>>/lit/25427261>>>/lit/25427261>>>/lit/25427261>>>/lit/25427261
>>2234341166
>>223434116Which one is the tired one?
tfw no mermaid gf I can squeeze eggs out of and jerk off on
>>223434116Bit of everything with the exception of 5.
What the hell do I hear about uh, a pair of baguette foids got stabbed by shanks of peace?
>>223434219The French Arab really lost it
>>223434219
Throwback to the pandemic I was violating the rules erryday I did not give a FUCK
Should I go sit by the pool like a pedo for 20 mins again?
>>223434341Are you an evil genius
sonic the hedgehog porn is so hot
>>223434363Not as hot as you
>>223434422im not gay
>>223434363Zoomers, kyríes kai kýrioi
>>223434363There's a live sonic concert in my Area coming up. I should go
NEW>>223434460>>223434460
>>223434219I got warned for posting the "0 days since islamic terrorism" EU image, apparently our tranny janny is something of an islamist
