Footy edition
>>223431584>cam on ingland score some facking goals
Yes nigga I’m black
pulling a rory stewart face
let's have the World Cup again. and this time, we, England, win
LOL
3 hours until the NEET crackdown
>>223431628euros in 2 yearson home soiland there's no cheating argies to ruin it
>>223431628
England Farage
want to go home now
>>223431636The England flag should represent all English people of all ethnicities, but racists want to use the flag to represent hatred towards ethnic minorities
>>223431661is this a white man
i got no friends or gf
Gary 'The massive flamer' Stevenson to quit youtube after being rattled by his flawed argument he's built his life around
need 2 months of endless rain and grey clouds
>>223431661the Falklands are British
>>223431668Why? Miss your friends and family?
>>223431668niles... you are home
>>223431656argies never even had to cheat to beat us kek
ItssosadthattheStGeorgesflaghasbeenappropriatedbypeoplepushingdivisionandintol-ezgif.com-mute-video 2.mp4
>>223431698What’s the falklands? Never heard of that place
>>223431694at least you have England
Women be getting sexually assaulted by men who look at them on the tube and you're laughing?
>>223431641Feel like this gets said each time we get a new pm and nothing ever fucking changes
stuffed crust pizza probably the greatest invention of all time
There's something about ratty jewish cuties that gets me going even if I I am not too fond of israel
im soooo hollywood
>>223431696>>223431754>>223431796shit postsdo better
>>223431584sex arse sub edition>>>/gif/30951730>>>/gif/30951730
why do so many food review lads look like they are bentthere is simply no way gary eats has not been in a london sauna being pissed on while his middle aged arse is leaking anon cum onto the tiles
>>223431843
>Socialism doesnt wor-...
>>223431843well... anglo blokes to give head on a whim so..
so what's been grinding your gears today?
>>223431843You need sectioning ffs this isn’t a normal thing to think about
mad how most lads can watch porn and just be normal but then others watch it and get completely fried
You lads ever see Mike Bassett: England Manager? very good film
can't believe that white christian plowed into folx at the berlin pride parade
>>223431843ive had gary eats at butch bears in bermondseynice big fat arse
99% of men are bentEven ones that are married to women
rorke's grandda on a tear
mccain chips and a rustlers burger now thats just what it IS gentlemen
>>223431852your posts are shit plus you’re bald
>>223431873don't think anyone stays normal after seeing online hardcore pornography
sore bum from shitting lots just now
>>223431661based
genuinely surprised that she hasn't hit landfall in /brit/ considering shes a yankified chudettehttps://www.instagram.com/thewarwickreport/?hl=en
>>223431905remember pat clondell
>>223431942looks ai
>>223431924anal off the table for tonight then?
>>223431920This is true
>>223431995the goyim have gone insane
this is what 20 years of 4chan addiction will do to a mf
nothing to look forward to for a while alas
>>223431995i dont have a low bodyfat % like that despite doing a lot of running and eatting clean and in small amounts yet many other young men just walk around living as they please and look like that
>>223431942you'd be better in allowing a jew stab your head with a rusty screwdriver than watching women talking in any capacity
>>223432049hes probably like 20
>miss me yet?
I feel more aligned to the idea of being British than English. I think for me Britishness is the starting point. Im a British citizen. A country that has existed for 300 years having subsumed the constituent countries that existed previously.England, scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland dont have as much substance as the real thing. Theyre more like memories.
launching myself into orbit
>>223432086no. never been happier actually
>>223431970deffofeels a bit like my ring piece has deformed
>>223432086>le man who tells the other men how to kick the ballnorms are not ok
>>223432108Wasn’t worth posting the first time
>>223432073definitely does distance running look at the build on him
>>223432139in heels very impressive
>>223432108I say I'm English because Pakis say they're British and I don't want people to think I'm a Paki
>>223432157im brown and identify as englishnothing you can do about it either
Feeling dysphoric! Again!
6 7
Would you rather be 10/10 model tier attractive but a 2 inch cock fully hard or average guy with 10 inch cock
>>223432222the latterwas that supposed to be hard
>>223432211You can identify as whatever you wantDoesn't change the facts though, and that's good enough for me
>>223432222the second onecould use an extra 2 inches
>>2234322222 inches is .8 inches below the cutoff for micro. That's basically unusable. What's the point of being good looking
i identify as a woman
Suckling a tit
updating my emulators
parents watch so much ai slop nowgenuinely concerning
short king pride world wide
remember we used to have a irish lad here with a 3 inch willy
umdating my umulators
>>223432271but you're not though, are youyou're an incellish runt of a man, goaded by discord "friends" and ideals of anime, and reckon that starting afresh will be the solutionbut rather than fixing your life, you look to become a pastiche of an entire gender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IbfLIpIS0Udo you love the lionesses?
>>223432328remember pepsicanbollockladwhat a time that was
>>223432337bro thought he cooked with this
>>223432328yes what happened to our normal irish postersnow it’s just greekmong and canstwat
>>223432346I do not care for foid football and wish there was a filter like my 4chan filter for sky and bbc sports so that I didn't have to see their articles and transfer updates about them
>>223432381
>>223431859Him and axel chatting about anonymous middle aged gay sex
>>223432381you sound incelly
ladshaving an argument with the gfI said to her that it's retarded that kg.m/s is the unit of momentum given that massless momentum if absolutely possible as light has momentum which allows us to have lasers and solar foils and such, as a natural extension of the famous E = mc^2 equation, but she claims that the units of momentum are irrelevant to its inherent properties and I should just shut up and take itwho's correct?
how viable is heating frozen fish and chicken in the oven at 40 celsius instead of thawing them in cold water?
>>223431951He just moaned about islam
genuinely fond of the irish
the graveyards are full of men who thought they had more time.
>>223432429yandex down?
>>223432431I love all European peoples.Except Albanians obviously. (Indian diaspora gypsies don't count).
>>223432429use defrost on the microwave swedemongo
>>223432222I'm an average guy with a 7+ inch penis. I've never had a gf
>>223432449bit heavy for a monday night king
>>223432449*goes to the gym and invests in crypto or some shit*
Fuck it I'm rorke ranting about women and gays again
can confirm
>
rorkes gone all hollywood
>>223431656>and there's no cheating argies to ruin itYeah there are shitalians though
>>2234315842028 is our year
this is how the world ends
>>223432511posted a dogshite video from outer/int/ award
gain clues
>>223432518reminds me of a video of a bald bloke who shoved his head in a woman's fannard that lads at school had on the early camera phones
>>223432511me but with wanking
watching chernobyl, no spoilers please
>picking up a yorkshire pudding wrap on my way home from work in the freezing coldbuzzing for winter BUZZING i say
>>223432547ye? the bigger boys were they
>>223432558the reactor blows up
>>223432558don't trust that reactor lad
>>223431852how is that an example of socialism working?
>>223431584still hating on these niggas for nearly handing argaytina another wc
I'm East Asian so I cannot be English. But I was born and raised here in the UK so I'm British. I have little connection to my parents homeland other than the odd holiday. When people ask me where I'm from, I just say The UK, because it's all I know. The UK is my home.I can't stand it when the idiots who go "No, where are you reeeallly from?" as if I cannot possibly be from the UK, as if my answer wasn't good enough. Just ask what my damn ethnicity is.
Thank god those lads stormed Normandy and got shot to bits by people just like them. Thank god all those yanks marched south and shot people who look just like them to bits. Thank god American and British soldiers turned some poor random Muslim cunts house into a few pieces of concrete and turned his donkey into paste.What a wonderful world we've fought for >>223432511
i'm so very ill
>>223432558cher dies at the end
>>223432563short days and dark mornings are shite thoughthat's the biggest downside of living here
you will have to excuse me for posting nothing but dogshit for the last 30 minutes
capitals and punctuation lad is now baiting again! cant wait for him to reply to himself with the same posting style, should be a good argument and not at all brainrot autism
>>223432518
mad how arab sons hate their mothers
>>223432596Whenever I ask a non where they are from and they say England or wherever I always hit them with "Oh well I suppose home is where the heart is haha". I can always tell it sends them into a seething meltdown but it sounds innocuous so they can't say anything.
got meself a tiramisu haven't i
>>223432596Are you a Guangdong playa
>>223432670no you dont
stop posting the eggman you're ruining my evening
>>223432657Number one person in my life? ME!
>>223432641you'll do nothing
>>223431830>>223431830It's fair to say that I do enjoy a good granny sex arse. Shame about the nonces who seethe at a few wrinkles
>>223432670Yeah? Yeah well I say "must be hot there", so I'm the rorkiest.
>>223432457this cooks any meat grey and definitely ruins fish
lads found this cool site you should check out www.toteslegitwebsite.uk.co.com
just got word rorke's on the tiramisu
>>223432716boris johnson pointing at this link and gibbering nonsensically
>>223432706>over 3031 year olds look like THAT?
>>223432700coward
I'm a sex pestI'm a sex pestFrom Manchester wayI get all me pleasureThe toilet cam way
tiramisubig oneand a spoonsmall one
>>223432751willys gone all big now
my secret is I put little rum in the coffee before dunking the biscotti
today I feel dysphoric
>>223432706Milf at work was leaning her arse on the counter and I just need to scoff her arse hair
ummers
pooed pant
>>223432762sounds nice that
>>223431942Nary a cute tiktok dance or comfy stream in sight. Her twitter posts lack the grace of shitposting post-irony pilled zoomer. The boomers can have her
>>223432778Rorke's missus
You are all deeply mentally unwell.
actually struggling too speak right now such is horrific illnessnot that i have anyone to speak to of course
do greggs sell cannoli
>>223432763
predictably, my 5-week long cough resolves itself as soon as I contact the GP
rorke doing something loveably sillyleftypol doing something abhorrently degenerate
>>223432800you'll do nothing
>>223432346They're cute and filled with current or former gunners
I'm equally happy with British, English, Northern Irish and Irish. All are correct. British isn't specific so I like to add countries. I'm very proud of what's good in my countries and also I'm a Remainer and multiculturalist who fights racism and prejudice
>>223432814So how was it
>>223432807they sell a baked ziti that's to die for
any yookay man in
it's time to consider that not all cats are cuddly and cute and basedsome are downright demons from the 7th layer of hell
>>223432832GOONERS
>>223432829and here's why that's a bad thingand here's why that's a good thing
>>223432863get that cleavage blurred out
filtering all these images btw
how do i cure a fat face
>>223432843went finegay lad there's already offered me weed and is heart reacting my messages
>>223432860my catberg? angel
>>223432836Okay whatever
>>223432863Rorke's missus*rotates image and reads the receipt*
>>223432892You gonna let him suck you off?
>>223432858
>>223432885she is so vile
>>223432812Recognise those tats
>>223432907thats my WIFE youre talking about
>>223432885larsson is so mid its painfultotal manface
Are we going to have to hear about every little thing this man filters or what
>>223432924your wife is built like an american-style fridge-freezer
>>223432905nah he's about 6'4 15 stone pleasant enough though
>>223432906very yookay indeed, but in all honesty we are not far off haha
>>223432929>the singular filtererLOLLMAO EVEN
>>223432924grim
Edo Tensei DEMMIES
>>223432893hes one of the nice ones i can tell
>>223432945did you take the weed at least
>>223432965tomorrah
>>223432927many swedish women have manface, not sure how they got the reputation for being sexy
>>223432954nigga found out about the filter today and thinks he's joined some special club
>>223432977Good lad x
blud thinks he on discord
ladsyour favourite dessert?
>>223432996tiramisu
>>223432987mate at least 3 of the 25 regular posters here are filtering right this very moment thats a significant portion wait until more cotton on
mmmmm pink pussy
>>223432982reckon a lot of guys see blonde hair and then just dont notice anything else
>>223432982isn’t that applicable to say.. all countries?
>>223432977>>223432965>>223432945what's this, what are you too rabbiting on about hmm? some little secret narrative unlocked by posting a picture of a young deer? bit weird
I am full Wessex R1b.
>>223432996greggs cannoli
>>223433027
>>223432769What's she like
>>223432996chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream where the brownie is like warm but the ice cream is cold
>>223433016This
mmmmm pink p***y
>>223432996lava cake with vanilla ice cream
terrible gimmick
>>223432885>white swedish girl>speaks like black american manodd duck
>>223433047i thought the state appointed censorer was supposed to protect me from this
S925 I can't work a 9 to 5
turkish girl feet
>>223433069her bf too…
>>223433026especially so for sweden
>>223433037>>223432932think you can nip this ocd in the bud now
>>223432885two fuckpigs that should be slaughtered on tv
>>223433078
>>223433069Every young anglophone speaks like black americans tho
>>223433085>>223433069Ebonics is the lingua franca of the international youth
can taste metal
>>223433098i posted one within 10 seconds :D
>>223433088don’t think that’s true, actually i reckon you’ve pulled it out of your arse
>>223433026not applicable to us. English women have a reputation for being ugly despite being the most beautiful in the world
>>223433110Oh my
censored pinkpantheressnew fetish unlocked
>>223433111>>223433116billie eilish finally stopped doing itthere is a cure
>>223433099harsh, but true!
dire thread. off to browse reddit til you mongs remember how to be funny.
2 hours until the NEET crackdown
eating heavy double cream out of the pot like yoghurt
>>223433136post images and i will censor them for you
based
>>223433123trvke nvkem
Our gas supplier wanted to fit a smart metre but my Dad schizo shouted at them and told them to fuck off. They cut off our gas and we've been without it for six months. Whenever I complain about there being no hot water my Dad shouts at me and says "they didn't have hot water at Stalingrad". What do I do??
it clicked
>>223433155
>>223433122haven't actually sorry have we struck a nerve, is your missus walking around with a face like john malkovich
>>223433163he's right
>>223433163why was he so anti smart metre?
>>223433158burnham’s britain
burning that evil dark hemalurgic atium pack
>>223433176good album this
>>223433186mate have you been to sweden
>>223433189He thinks they can charge whatever they want
>>223433202yh it's grim
>>223433202yeah, shithole full of munters
i'm really struggling to stay positive when my throat hurts this much
>>223433185funnier than every Family Guy meme combined
mad how overrated so many brit comedies are
>>223433230where’d you go? been to cardiff some years back and that was brutal
*walking through the thread with a suspiciously stalingrad with hot water shaped belly*
>>223433257like what
>>223432996custard and shortbread
rearranging my willy
>>223433277the office
>>223433158wokeness has gone mad
>>223433185homero caca
>>223433277black books, Garth Marenghi>>223433298incorrect
>>223433271*the ghost of alan turing manifests in the thread*alan turing: (with a gay lisp): sorry mate! no can do, its simply undecipherable! *does the gay hand thing before disappearing into a puff of smoke*
>>223433298well the office is good so try another one
>>223433262went to stockholm. stayed in a hotel in ostermalm
>>223433328
>>223432543made a pig's head out of that one
Rorke has genuinely gone viral
nuclear disaster in my pants
>>223433327black books was good
wtf lmaooo
tell you what is goodHale and Pace
>>223433337is this chap on the 'zempic
>>223433332yeh not a lot of people here who like stockholmalso why do you lot serve beans in kfc
>>223433351twerking his bottom for likes on tiktok
>>223433360Nah
>>223433327Never made it though a full episode of Black Books, think it's just a bit boringSame goes for IT Crowd
Jennifer Connelly. 14
>>223433372well it is alright so do one
>>223433365beans is the american thing, not ours
>>223433365is it the same as the anti-london cope you get in the uk
>>223433365beans are authentic kentucky BBQ ask one of the handsome united states posters
>>223432543im about half way through the nhs eat well guide
Jennifer Connelly, Once Upon a Time in America by Sergio Leone
rell wight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0y2tNUhuS4daily asmon
>>223429283>>223429283
>>223433390>>223433395when i got kfc during my visit they served baked beans in a cup
>>223433453that's authentic
>>223416008>>223416008>>223416008
>>223433554love her
can't stand that intolerable flag any longer
>>223433562
new>>223416008>>223416008>>223416008
had a staffordshire terrier once but we got it put down coz she almost attacked a kidshe was a rescue so maybe she had like abuse trauma
>>223433448
