Please come to Germany, you assholes
I’m busy o algo.
>>223434915I can't! I'm already there!
>>223434915best national park?
>>223434915I will go to Germany and I will breed your women
>>223436901we have cute twinks too
>>223436863Garmisch-Partenkirchen
>>223436969garmisch is pretty mid tho
>>223436967I'll breed them too
>>223436998thank you!
>>223434915When I come to germany and start talking to germans, they look extremely displeased, their eyes widen at me, and they start babbling and sometimes even shouting. Because of this I'm afraid to come to germany and communicate with germans in real life.
>>223437011You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
gib mir eine autistische Freundin.
>>223434915ok hook me up with the schlander travel agent that will give me the best dealand i want to make sure and leave plenty of empty space in my luggage so i can smuggle back plenty of booze
>>223434915I am. In September. South west.
>>223437028That may be true, but you have a strange habit of rolling your eyes.Also strange to me are the endless jokes about poop and discussions about how someone went to the toilet. And your public baths, where naked 60-year-old men hang out with naked 14-year-old girls. Although, this tradition isn't so bad.
>>223437011You probably are socially retarded and make some gross inappropriate jokes with people you have just met.
>>223436901white women always look untrustworthy to me.
>>223434915No, I heard that AfD is becoming more and more popular there. I already have to deal with chuds here. Why would I want to deal with foreign chuds?
>>223434915Was there last saturday, in Rosenheim
>>223434915na,I'm good. but ty
>>223437191Rosenheim doesnt count
>>223437191Rosenheim countn'ts
>>223436863Görlitzer park
>>223434915
>>223437376is this the whore that sticks up a dildo up her ass while her cat is watching and being traumatized?
>>223434915>Please come to GermanyI'll be in Munich with my gf for a holiday there, it will basically be a grand tour of autism with all the museums we want to visit there.
>>223437409kek. bro thats literally EVERY ewhore
It's too expensive to rent a room, and tenting is illegal
>>223437409I can't even take a shit with my cat watching me, what the fuck is wrong with these people
I want to visit Munich and see neuschwanstein
Nah, I'm 165cm so every native will probably start laughing at me the moment I disembark from the plane...
>>223434915I refuse to enter your land of DEVILS. Unless its for Octoberfest then maybe ill come by Munich for some beers
>>223434915I'm trying to learn German but I have relatively little time to commit so it's going slow. Also I'm not that good at remembering stuff.
I unironicly love germany, except for Hamburg, Hamburg can fuck off.Also Berlin, if not for the historical monuments.
>>223434915you're very rude
>>223434915I want to find a Turkette-German and live my MYTH in GERMANY