we already had this new last night. this is an old new, we need a new ne

astral projecting in to charlie xcxes toilet bowl

say what you will about millennials but at least I wasn't going around telling everybody how much of a kid I am when I was 24 years old and calling everybody uncle lmao

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cool guy subedish
any cool guys in

well this seems like the new

You're all lazy unfunny cunts. Last thread I make you you.

>>223435351
Fuck you, ungrateful prick

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hi

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Christmas soon. Comfy.

>>223435376
hi ummy

>>223435382
just not true

Might delete this thread if you cunts don't show appreciation. Still have a few minutes until I can't delete it.

11 bids already on an item ending in 3 days the fuck these dumbass ebay niggas doing just do one bid at the last second like everyone with a brain does

>>223435388
Which part?

>>223435393
Do it!

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>when I whip my 4" bwc out

york, lincoln, ely. the jewels of englad

>>223435382
leftypol despises this post

who the FUCK is bidding on shit on eBay in 2026

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>>223435406
>lincoln
Might Christmas in Lincoln this year

um

>>223435337
>>223435337
>>223435337

atheists love they cathedrals

Imagine someone calling themselves a comedian. Something deeply cringe about it. "I'm funny guys!"

right stop posting HORRIBLE videos you HORRIBLE people

>>223435448
big ktim. very beautiful buildings

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>>223435457

>>223435405
i actually might load this image up on my ipad then wank off and cum all over it

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>>223435376
hi

>>223435418
fuck you buddy i'm going to get a deal on shit i dont need or even really want

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Nice

>>223435426
you can come and visit me :)

>>223435426
crazy how old some shit in our country is. That building on the right has been there since 1215

>>223435468
Talk is cheap
Cum talks

>>223435468
please don't do that

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>>223435409
we got him!

zesty foden umbunny

faggot with large plug

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why do lenny and carl seem as dumb as homer when they literally have masters degrees in nuclear physics

1999 babies we old af

Where ziedy at? I'm going to castrate the little cunt.

>>223435499
>>223435508
hi

Mousey would've loved this thread..

legit can't understand half of the movie references uncs be making these days

>>223435515
Lots of scientists are retards

>>223435519
grow up mate arent you a little bit old to be playing with your little internet dollies?

gf thought austing 3:16 meant austin 16th march

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>>223435481
:)
>>223435484
Older than Christmas itself

>>223435549
Who is your favourite poster then? Mine is probably mousey.

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Start getting on the bus the all girls grammar school use. Sit right among them.

>>223435557
you can visit me in my house :)

223435568
dont speak to me again mate

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784085752562961.mp4

gfberg so ugly it's starting to piss me off

trying my best

Developing a fine hunchback

>>223435580
heck you wrong board

Any drawing pictures of moss man in?

>>223435568
Nope.not mine

what do you do in the evenings if you have a gf or wife

Bizarre little spack

>>223435603
when one of us needs to shit we open up our arseholes and press them against each other so we can shit inside the other person
it's the purest form of love

>>223435484
Yep get it knocked down

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Well?

>>223435603
i usually shit into my gfs arsehole
or watch love island if its on

>>223435568
i don't know who mousey is or how to identify his posts
same with spaino and heathernonce and 190 and all the other ones you lot talk about all the time

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dem a peekin

>>223435636
you have to see a doctor

The windrush generation.
Well, what have you got to say to them rorke?

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we can't let them get away with this

>>223435642
Mousey is our friend

>>223435661
Needs to be filled with data centers unironically

>>223435658
Hi :)

as my body starts to fail
and my mind decays
i will remember the good times i had
with my friends on /brit/

What made cravencunt crawl out his hole then? Been a while

>>223435636
most trannies only want to fuck women or other trannies though
the trannies that want a man usually are gay niggas in a wig

*after being caught with half a salmon up my arse wearing dame edna makeup*
i swear i've never done anything like this before

>>223435661
australia is the most dumb and lucky country in the world

really dont know where these britfeel tourists got the heathermong gimmick from. The heather part just came from that 30 year old virgin autismo hillbilly girl heather green on the joey cannoli podcast and some guy was just sending links here.

if you live with a gf or wife how do you decide what to watch. do you have to often watch things you dont want to?

>>223435683
just finished a 10 stretch in broadmoor

>>223435706
sometimes yeah

lucy conolly footjob

>>223435661
watched an aussie stream earlier and one of the aussies called the other a cracker

>>223435680
fuck off to /eire/ you fenian bastard

cry laughing at poorly edited family guy peter griffin n word videos

>>223435706
>do you have to often watch things you dont want to?
Need to put the foot down, if you even let this happen once its wraps and they know it, they’ll control everything

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these gay blokes who end up like this are odd
why not just troon out at this point

making an /int/ general for the small village i live in and filling with extremely angry and racist posts

transbians are just fetishists
real trannies are the ones who shag men

>>223435532
cuute :')

>>223435382
Kurama attacks konoha digitised

>>223435706
oneitis fave shows were Sopranos and Breaking bad. Last time I was in contact with her she was thinking of giving Game of thrones a try

i dont pay much attention to the english premier league. i thought chelsea had a load of money. why do they want 36 year old henderson and 35 year old welbeck

>>223435706
you have to watch what she wants to watch. this year I've watched desperate housewives and gilmore girls (don't have a gf or wife though

>>223435691
we've all been there aha x

>>223435766
you an expert yeah

>>223435603
eat something, watch something, maybe a cheeky shag, she shows you a retarded tik tok vide and you pretend to care, you show her a racist meme from 4chan and she makes a face but then laughs

>>223435756
type to scream AY PAPI as they throw it back

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on the indian side of reddit again

looking up a prospective career path
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restroom_attendant

Never been so ready for my bed

bill oddie dead
was he... you know... one of them

>>223435804
I'm an overnight attendant at a petrol station. decent little life if I do say so myself.

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alice roberts sex arse

>>223435787
Mines smaller :)

dat guy welbz

>>223435801
>police said they only did eight to ten rounds of air firing
no wonder they all want to come here if they have to deal with retarded indians but with guns back at home

I look fucking retarded when I smile with teeth in pictures

>>223435825
well that's not remotely what i'm looking into is it
get off my page and dont reply to me again

>>223435382
i wish i could enjoy christmass, a lot of people seem to and i wish i could too.

>>223435785
they like to have experienced players like henderson around as captains etc. and they can usually get them very cheap
it's good for the younger players

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>>223435814
he certainly acted like one

>>223435832
man like wele

>>223435841
thought you might be interested in attending generally

I'd like to arse you a few questions

>>223435785
Welbeck looks about 90

>>223435801
what's a neet ug leak?

>>223435858
im going to black his widow
in his memory

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pikeys really have no self awareness

[CosplayGround] (Ana Foxxx) The Odyssey XXX- A Porn Parody- Part 1- Helen of Troy (2026) (1080p)
[CosplayGround] (Isa Bella) The Odyssey XXX- A Porn Parody- Part 2- Athena and the Cyclops (2026) (1080p)
[CosplayGround] (Tiffani Time) The Odyssey XXX- A Porn Parody- Part 3- Isle of Circe (2026) (1080p)

>>223435839
its very soy, I stopped doing that

>>223435691
didn't think there were many space shuttle enthusiasts around

>>223435890
ok i will wank to it!!

do kids today watch bbc? we don't have anything like that over here i think.

alright i'm off to work then

>>223435691
are ya winning son

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Would I eat Emma Watson’s poo? Yes. Definitely, I would.

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>>223435910

>>223435910
if they have good parents who stop them from watching streamers

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begun, WW3 has

remember cheshirefreak?

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>>223435785
>36 year old henderson and 35 year old welbeck
footballers this age are ancient and past it, and women this age are milves
me? i'm just a 34 year old boy

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Any /oracion seis/ man in?

>>223435785
>36 year old henderson and 35 year old welbeck
scream do they actually

>>223435853
experience captain explains henderson but not welbeck. you can also get experienced players who arent 36

>>223435929
nowtbarm

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I probably should not have but I did laugh at this story

setting some palm fronds out to dry in the sun

any air fryer man in?

>>223435785
because zoomers cant even kick a ball properly

>>223435957
you can't fry air

>>223435954
glasgow is not a real place bro

>>223435957
in one right now

>>223435970
well you can

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Any /fritzl/ man in?

>>223435957
ask it in your bulgarian nonce threads you fucking freak

>>223435967
hm sex i think

>>223435973
grow up

>>223435989
raping my arse with a frozen froob

>>223435981
literal demon lol

>>223435995
don't think so actually

>>223435890
>Cosplay
!!

>>223435785
>why do they want 36 year old henderson and 35 year old welbeck
Chelsea is run by a retarded yank. The manager doesn't buy the players.
They thought they'd be getting £100 million for Fernandez but nobody has even sniffed at him at anywhere near that so now they are looking for other players on the cheap. Same club that bought Garnacho.

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>>223435982
the fuck are you talking about?

can you contract two different colds simultaneously?

>>223435981
australians are really such an odd bunch

>>223435967
mine looks like that

>>223436006
I'm starving I need to eat fat womens arses

*climbs out of an unmarked grave in the /brit/ cemetery*
I live... again....

>>223436000
ts unc coded as hell bruh

>>223435967
her hair is always greasy
bet she fucking stinks

sad little runtoids you all are roleplaying as your little dollhouse characters

>>223435957
make sure you get one from a reputable brand that is not lined with PFAs

>>223436022
Yes. You can also catch the same cold twice at at the same time.

>>223435982
right well this was a bit too much :/

>>223436035
They are hairy fat old men as well.

It's fucking grim

>>223436022
I currently have a bit of a cough and a very sexy deep voice

august is going to be a washout and we won't see the sun again for 6 months

>>223436032
that poster has the weirdest taste in women, dunno why he posts them here
grim as a turnip every last one of them

>>223436049
good. normoids deserve to suffer

>>223436049
and the bad news?

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FIRE THEM ALL BLACKIE

I'm tearing shit up on chess dot com

>>223435967
kt tunstall?

>>223436049
good
fuck the sun

my penis is 1 inch long and 4 inches wide

>right well
reddit

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my mum and aunt literally binned all my grandads cool shit when he died because it wasn’t worth any money

>>223436039
I just got gifted one out of the blue, I've been against them since they are made of plastic and teflon but didn't want to be a dick to my aunt of course.

>>223436068
pale ghoul hands clattered out this post

>>223436075
cant have been that cool then

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>>223435826
>>223435826
for me its megan

>>223436075
that sucks, what did they throw away?

Fanny Schmelar

>>223436104
shitting myself

>‘Her Private Hell’ Review: Nicolas Winding Refn Gets Lost in His Own Private Filmmaking Hell With This David Lynch-on-Bad-Acid Disaster

why do critics hate my boy Nicolas Winding Refn so much? They always shit on his films and they're all masterpieces to me. Only God Forgives was 100% kino. Neon Demon was fantastic. Bronson, Drive he's nothing but hit after hit.

>>223436049
its forecast for another heatwave at least 2 more

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chelsea's opening up a nursing home :skullface:

>>223436093
My perforated Anglo seed yearns for Celtic womb

>heatwave heatwave heatwave
Eventually you'll just have to start calling it summer.

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July 2026 update

>>223436093
>>223435826
katie >>>>> *

>>223436145
that's a lot of rorke posts

The big 3 of classic shonen anime: Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto.
Which should I watch /brit/ anons?

cant remember if femboys have cocks or not

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He's a madman

any of you lads take anti-anxiety pills
my toilberg confided in me that he was shy as a churchmouse but he took anti-anxiety pills and now he's the life of the party whenever he enters a room
seriously it's like he's a gameshow host

imagine - there's just normie medicine out there for the sperg mandem

>>223436062
>>223436134
>>223436166
>>>/news/

in America their back gardens don’t have fences so you can easily just walk into your neighbours back garden without realising

>>223436194
americans microwave their water

>>223436192
dont take that poison

Front tooth fell out

>>223436117
with every new production his head gets lodged ever further up his own arse. he thinks every scene needs to be excruciatingly drawn out so you can masturbate to his cinematography. I watched "too old to die young" and there were probably 50 words in each hour episode because they talked so slowly and looked lingeringly into the distance for minutes between every sentence. only god forgives was the last good thing he made

>>223436166
Snowflakes offended over words
Woke bastards

>>223436062
this is literally S2E2 of Succession

FUCK what a great show
FUCKING FUCK

>>223436143
based and blue nile pilled

>>223436174
lie on

microwaving my air fryer and exploding my house

>>223436207
why? what do now?

>>223436192
what does he take, benzos or SSRIS or beta blockers?
gigabrains take phenibut

>>223436217
succession is kino
might watch it again soon

>>223436172
One Piece since its the only one anyone still talks about today and still gets new chapters out
If you want to watch it it's 1100+ episodes and doesn't get proper good animation until about episode 890

>>223436192
whatever you do, do not get on SSRIs. it turns you into a godless zombie

>>223436172
don't take this the wrong way, but why not watch a show for adults?

>>223436192
desperately want to but too nervous to make an appointment

>>>/poos/

>>223436206
why
it might be my only chance to be happy

>>223436172
Please reply

americans microwaving their water with their shoes on in the living room punching the plasterboard walls

>>223436192
that's not how anxiety medication works

>>223436211
MP was literally bludgeoned in their own home by similar leftist mentalist last month

>>223436217
still need to watch the final season

>>223436172
I'm watching one piece now and it's fun and I haven't watched any anime since I was a child

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uh

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>>223435351

>>223436237
he didn't elaborate
just said he went from shy to chad through pills alone
>>223436243
christ lad
I'm bad but I'm not that bad
crowds strike fear into me
not speaking to individuals
>>223436241
>>223436255
elaborate - north america does seem to be th experts with your zombies and your clean your room man

>>223436221
whats the name for boyish girls

>>223436255
how does it work then

>>223436217
Mad how vile Kendall is

microwaves should be banned

>>223436279
dunno what are you called

>>223436264
twas 3 years ago you lazy twat
what are you waiting for

>>223436279
tomboys

>>223436246
because it will eventually backfire, I don't know one person who has started them and 5 years after is better off

I just visited my aunt 2 weeks ago who got them prescribed cause she felt a little depression and now she's a ghost

but you do you obviously, this is not medical advice

im profoundly mentally ill

>>223436272
im hearing jewish voices and i like it

>>223436303
ktim

>>223436285
he feels so real though
when he did that faux-progressive schitck to curry favour with the youth and shed off his richboy image
it's so fucking real

Jesse Armstrong's just great

>>223436192
>it's like he's a gameshow host
which one?

never used a microwave. genuinely don't understand why would anyone need it.

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>>223436285
seethe on, kendall was /ourguy/

>>223436268
right ok

>>223436326
to cook food mate

>>223436302
>and now she's a ghost
how so?
like she's literally dead?
or she's just emotionless?
or what?

Christ is king lads

>>223436257
Ok. Ask me if I care

>>223436192
bollocks
hes probably just on speed

how did they get away with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7scZru34HUc

>>223436341
king of the cucks

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>micro
>wAve

never watched the show but telling from that physiognomy alone i'm going to assume that post was sarcastic le irony as he looks like a rodent

>>223436341
think you mean cash is king

>>223436321
>>223436334
Thinking about the rap at the birthday party and then his birthday party

>>223436301
thats the one

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woah

>>223436341
hedonists won't like this

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN

>>223436375
Fool me once? But mosley never won anything

wish it was permanently 7c with grey skies and drizzle

>>223436375
mosley did literally nothing

>>223436339
they started her with low dose diazepams which turned into xanax and because she didn't react good to them and had withdrawls they gave her anti psychotics and eventually she became suicidal and now she can't function, that's in the span of 5 years

Nasty, smelly bastard that never bathes or showers and wears the same clothes every day because he doesn’t change out of them has a girlfriend but not me.

>>223436373
hesitant to accidentally search up gay porn were you

>>223436375
why bring up mosley, he was never politically successful.

>>223436423
>t. the man who never tried

>>223436423

>>223436395

>>223436350
there's very few full frontal willies on screen compared to tits and vag that you'd think it was illegal but there's just enough to know that it isn't. so it begs the question why isn't there more

it is fascist and chud-coded to want to prioritise your own people

>>223436172
Original Naruto stop before Shippuden and Dragonball kai

>>223436425
just dont like knobs
if that makes me gay then so be it

>>223436440
I just want sex man

They say that girth matters more than length which makes sense cause women seem to find sex with me satisfactory but not quite enough

any tuba vore fetish man in

Playing a game and a guy on my team is called Sir Tobi!!

>>223436418
oh dear
>>223436439
because penis is hideous

is it possible to do gay things to a woman's vagina

>>223436440
Fr fr

>>223436439
cos women dont turn into mindless apes at the mere sight of a willy

Praise God
I'm so happy to be back in my incel enclosure

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i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!

>>223436476
I know people that have had sexual problems which actually got worse when they stopped it which theyy didn't tell them

>>223436503
This website is the zoo outside the safari zone

>>223436499
why is that. are they asexual

>>223436484
yeah x

>>223436499
they do actually, if its black

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>>223435940
Graphics card died when searching for image, no way these jobbers got one over me

>>223436145
Lonely man and his dollies