Why can't Americans eat vegetables without shitting themselves?
there is an american posting here right now who has explosive diarrhea, let that sink in
>>223437689broccolis make me gag but I am okay with other veggies
>>223437818you bratty little tease bring your delicious little jew tush over here right now! thinking you can just walk around here talking about gaging an shit like hell naaaw we aint playing now
>>223437689It means it was irrigated with shitty water giving them parasite infection and food poisoning. Any other explanation?
>>223437777No, my bowels are behaving in a quite orderly fashion today. I have been suffering terribly loose bowels from time to time but that problem has been solved with little opiod assistance and now I'm right as rain. So far I've only had two oven pizzas today, dipped in nacho cheese of course. I'm considering what to make for dinner. I may make a noodle, sauce, pork, mushroom, and onion sort of dish, or I may simply put two more pizzas in the oven and slather them with hot sauce and sour cream. I'm getting hungry again even thinking about it.
>>223437876Wtf is this the precursor to gay rape
americans are always the stupidest people in the room
>>223437689>Anti-vaccine health secretaryKkkkkkakakkakaakkakakakakkaakakkakaka
>>223437777lucky quads of truth
>>223437689Since like Spring I've been eating a lot of arugula in my salads and having diarrhea and I eat a lot of vegetables and stuff and I just narrowed it down to arugula having noticed that on the few days recently that I have not eaten it my dumps went back to being very solid.
>put lobbyists in charge of the FDA>kill regulation on food distributors >literally the most corrupt administration ever giving pardons to companies>"oh lawdy how could this have happened?!!!"
>>223437689reminder that plants are more than 2 times more likely to cause food poisoning than meat
>>223437689I'm just going to blame Indian immigrants without any proof for no reason. That's always a safe bet.
>>223437689so they water the plants with poo water?
>other flags obsessively caring about what goes on in the USA Tale as old as time
>>223437689a psyop to make unitedstatians switch to a mcdonalds 10000 daily calorie diet to keep the stock market up
>>223437777*stink in, waste of good quad
>>223437689They fertilize their vegetables with human shit but they defunded the CDC and other relevant governmental organizations so now there's no one to ensure that the human shit is being sanitized
You're WELCOME btw
>>223437689Because all the vegetables are picked by Mexicans.
the big american shart panic of 2026
>>223437818Have you tried slicing and cooking it first?
>>223437689>40%>BECAUSE OF DIARRHEA
>>223437777And some of them will be posting from a walmart
>>223441454In the designated sharting isle
>>223441044unironically this, all the agricultural work is done by filthy thirdie fieldshitters and now it's not safe to eat because of it
>>223437689>eating fresh healthy food bad because my libshit politicsGoblin foid journalism.
