our ella edition
this is the one
>>223438343why do women put permanent scribbles on themselves
don't mind mexicans but still not using a foreign edish
>>223438343
duelling news
bump
>>223438377Stop posting images of me or I will contact the website administrator.
the prince and his staff wearing japanese costumes
two /brit/s again :/
>>223438406but ur cute x+x
all these posts will be lostlike tears in rain
>>223438458desuarchive exists
>>223438427yay x
>>223438467heat death of the universe innit
I Tried Making Homemade Kinder Bueno Bars Pt. 2 | Claire Recreates
>>223438427
>>223438343for me its DJ Myahttps://www.instagram.com/mya__dj/
Love going on the 'chive. Like taking a wee trip down memory lane x
>>223438427she needs a hard cock in her anus
>>223438414vghh....sovl....
>>223438541
whole foreskin needs coming off
>>223438560Screaming
buy ephedrine online
No one’s posting in either thread.
got nerdfacenot even ugly just look like a nerd
>desuarchivecurrently scanning old /g/ posts for when i posted my smelly childhood bedroom in the bst threads. will update if i find one
umamusumehorsehorse
>spend your entire life posting on /brit/>can't even make a thread properly
>>223438659gp
FINE THEN LETS JUST USE THIS THREAD
The British have a mountain called Big Brown Willy.
get the techno on you fannieshttps://youtu.be/FundLlhlUgk
just post in this one for fucks sake
>>223438729>look how straight I am!
sick of it
fuck you all. you've fucked it all up. bunch of cuntss
>>223438722toil reckons so I must resist on this occasion
fix it. now.
>>223438756this is the triumvirate
>>223438560brit isnt the same without him
>>223438756you're all spackers, simple as
the earlier posted new was deleted in favour of the later posted new
>>223438763Good word x
good janman x
>>223438778thanks :3 xx <3
>>223438763>triumvirategood band that
>>223438773dont like that mexican hes up to something nefarious
>>223438797lovely saggy tits on her
>>223438797She would be the ideal girlfriend If my taste for women dint mature past high school
>>223438797internet bully not so tough after her saggy uneven tit pics got leaked online
the summer bod
>>223438797did she died
>>223438642i used to be a big poster in bst, you see. images of streetguru's attic hovel or sysadmin's pedo mansion were a common sight. despite verbatim remembering the ways replies to me were worded, i cannot find an archived post of my own poverty computer.
>>223438729
>>223438847Rotting Dolly indeed.
Mature woman who likes younger men
>>223438847yes and some grim freak has been spamming her here ever since
>>223438839did she bully you?>>223438825she's inside my taste of women, but i don't think she was into latinx men.
>>223438865nah
>>223438880>she wasIs this girl dead now?
Sally Hawkins hereany good games on gamepass? I caught the Balatro bug but need to stop. Have had that Expedition 33 recommended but not sure i'm in the mood for a long RPG.Might try Palworld but unsure if it's actually good or if it's just for autists that want to fuck the pokemons (No, I shan't be asking on /v/ as it is full of children)
youre all just porn to me
>>223438867>>223438880>>223438885technohttps://youtu.be/A15MoDltDOc
In a future life, I will be reborn in the Land of the Rising Sun as a member of the Japanese Master Race instead of vile, burikaso gaijin!
Feeling blackpilled x furious
>>223438888yeah mate, sadly she roped like 2 or 3 months ago, it's tragic.
It's raining
>>223438922I thought that was typical Bongistani weather
>>223438922ADONBILIVIT
>>223438908hope this cheers you up mate x
>>223438922are you a scotchman
>>223438942Yes. Why?
>>223438915Chicks like that are cool to hang out with but I doubt you can stand being with them in a long term relationship.
>>223438937Is that based Pugh and a delightful Asian??
>>223438922>>223438934>>223438935technohttps://youtu.be/MY__-j3Vxn4
>>223438956faceblind autist
the wrong thread was chosen and now the spirits are punishing you with godawful yankposts
anyone else wanna see aerith and tifa make out
Snorting, huffing, and sniffing Emma Watson’s farts.
right that's my cue to leave
another 30k north koreans preparing to plug holes in the russian line. i will meet them in the trenches in the steppe in the forests in the fields in the streets of ukraine!
as you can see I'm quite the movie buff
Anyone willing to hear about me feelings?Someone just doxxed me on /bra/
>>223439036think you need to be very silly to get doxxed on 4chan
>>223439045I've posted my full name, face, where I live, my occupation, and my birthday and still haven't been doxxed
>>223438963It is Pugh you dumb twat
>>223439036ok, whats the worst thing some nerds can possibly do in Brazil? Blast funk music outside your home?
Sitting here with a bit of dilemma.Me and my wife have a pretty wild swinger style sex life, and threesomes aren't to uncommon.we once met a cute trans at bar once, invited her home and we had a pretty wild threesome where I was railing the trans who was railing my wife.This relationship continued on for about 4 months.Then suddently one day we learned the trans girl had a mental breakdown and commited suicide.Now my wife is pregnant and we are pretty sure its the trannie's child.Were thinking of raising it alongside our oldest child.But not sure if we should approach and inform the trannie's family about this kid. We suspect it was the family drama that caused her to have a mental breakdown.
Can't find my bed
>>223439123Have you checked your bedroom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx0fsxp2gQQwhat the helly
>>223439133bizarre response
>>223439133Found it. Cheers
eating pineapple chunks
>>223439153where was it?
>>223439159Bedroom
>>223439156doubt it
fixed the oven today. right manly i am. cock grew two inches
>>223439156
Im a God pretending to be a human
um
>>223439185ummy
think like a brilliant
>>223439214but how should i act
>>223438729who are these girls and how does he convince them to do things like this
>>223439227prostitutesmoney
gookmaxxing
>>223439185>>223439212Imagine her big stinky poos blocking the toilet and she tells you to unclog her toilet with your hands(no gloves) and you steal her big poo
>>223439245then whatwhat do i do with it
room temperature squished cheddar and mayo sandwich with a side of wotsits
>>223439249they really are the poor rorke's onion
Them white boys got me hooked on crystal meth
>>223439269some of them are bangers tho tbf
for me, it's only a yellowhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1785170495841549.webm
NEW GIMMICK: ALL CAPS POSTING YOU'RE READING THIS POST AS IF IM SHOUTING AHAHAHA
>>223439285I got intimidated and looked at the floor
>>223439285PINGAS!
>>223439278which onesthey're just daily wire level yank humour
>>223439285it's actually pleasant to read as i've fucked my eyesight on the booze and cigs. thank you for being inclusive x
right well that's my post dissolved into the ether after rigorous refreshing
Well that's me tucked up in bed snug as a bug x
I was looking for a clue and then I found a clue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohThe winds are sad todayOoh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohSince you went awayThere is no gladnessSince there's no youuuThe winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohHow very strange that IFind comfort when I lieAnd tell my heart that sheBelongs to meeeBut, still, the winds knowBecause the winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
just got out of court for the liver inquiry, they have unanimously agreed that i will in fact be getting on the sauce tonight
This lass is walking from Scotland to Hong Kong to raise money for charity...And she's going to be going through Turkey, Pakistan, India and Bangladesh on her way there, aloneFucking idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZ8U6qbiDg
>>223439383Audrey Hepburn could theoretically still be alive today if it weren’t for cancer.
Nice thread LOL
catberg on a mad one
I can't post
>>223439438>>223439211was it yummy
>>223439440WTF is this real?
>>223439249They are trying really hard to appeal to the based young right winger demographic but everyone knows that they are just boomer tier zogbots.
>>223439249>X says Y but he actually does Z which contradicts YGaylord reddit humor
>>223439104Commit credit card fraud using his name
>>223439249legit cant respect anyone who is religious in current year
Legit bro
>>223439446Dunno
for me it's Pirots 2
Whoever can promise me a future where every woman is a 5'4 and below chubby brunette woman with natural features and is cute can have my vote. Yes, this is as good as it gets. If you don't agree you're a mind raped porn addict.
>>223439643
>>223439643your cock is made of glass and i'm melting it until molten and blowing air into it until is swells up into a giant red sphere then leaving it to cool before smashing it with oswald spengler hardbacks
>>223439660Raped my phone you bloody bhenchod
danny welbeck to chelsea
>>223438855Chad is whoever is man enough to take the reign. I like this guy, true might is right mentality. I'm waiting for a Rome situation where chad is eliminated every other day and a new one assumes his position before the cycle repeats.
Honestly gay if you wouldn’t
Are you excited for the 2034 World Cup?
>>223439701imagine putting your penile in him... jolly good!
>>223439707what if they kick the ball off the stadiumsomebody will have to go all the way down there and get the ball
>>223439662>you're a mind raped porn addict.I rest my case.
>>223439723They'll obviously have a massive net
>>223439707i hope they try to build this shit just so that thousands of brown slaves die.
>>22343970776 participating nations
>>223439753Kind of weird how FIFA hasn't been boycotted and criminally charged for killing 6,000 brown people to make the stadiums in Qatar
>>223439707how do you get tens of thousands of people up there? the stairs? the world's biggest lift?
>>223439791ladder
what's better about it being in a skyraperdon't get it
Dadbergstein fell off a ladder once. He wasn't hurt though.
>>223439799>>223439753
>>223439819
>>223439707Saudi Arabia think they're playing tropico//city skylines. What do you even do with this bullshit after it's finished? Performative final boss. "look how rich I am" wankers.
>>223439707Imagine someone flies a plane into it
it's sort of a trick question.do you see where they try to trick you?think carefully
>>22343990110m
>>223439882reminds me of 9/11
>>223439915no
>>223439927
>>223439707
>>22343990120 meters, for the amplitude is 40 meters, so its 40/2
>>2234399010
>>22343990150m
>>223439973o___0 ....
>>223439964no>>223439973Correct!
>>223439973>>223439997explain
>>223439973oh right, it makes sense.
time to increase my musculature
any thoughts on monkeys?
>>223440006It is zero. The cable will always dangle so that the lowest point is always half the distance of the cable (40m). Cut the cable right down the middle and you would have a string dangling 10 m off the ground on the pole. This is because 50m pole minus 40 m (half the cable, because 80/2=40) is 10m. Therefore, the only way it would be possible to ever have the cable dangling 10m up the pole would be if ALL 40 m of the half length of the cable were dangling as far down as possible. And as you know, the only way that could happen is if the poles were at a distance of zero because that would maximize the distance the half cable could dangle down the pole.
>>223439901this is misleading because the cable should be shown as going straight down vertically and the perspective of the poles is also misleadingit is the math that makes you realise this afterwards
>>223440025they're just apes with tails
The curve taken by a hanging rope or chain is called a catenary. There's also an interesting phenomenon where if you trace the arch of any catenary, flip it upside down then it is guaranteed for form a stable bridge.
>>223440006Each half of the cable is 40 m, the cable drops from 50m to 10 m which is 40 m down, so the poles must be touching because if the cable reaches the bottom there would be none left to go sideways
>picture which visually implies that poles are apart a certain distance from eachother>bro the distance is actually... le 0 xDif i were a mod i would rangeban anyone who posts that image unironically
english men are slaves to italian queens
i am a slave to any reasonably attractive woman
uploading failed twice, this means i'm either about to have the most embarrassingly obvious double post of all time or the site is just fucked
>>223438343built for it
I wonder what's better or worse - having a decent life but shit people spoil it, or having an already shit life so shit people can't spoil it that much.
nevermind it was because the file i saved was in the .avif file format. anyway..alright smart guy, answer question six
>>223440169im a reasonably attractive woman (male)
my throat has actually almost completely gonei dont know how i'm going to delivery this training tomorrow
any thoughts or concerns as /brit/ nears its biggest milestone yet?
>>223440079its a good conceptualization excercise, being able to simulate a scene in your head and realise what makes sense and what doesn't.
toil freaks are starting day 2 soonscreaming
frankly outrageous levels of scousenesshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785206728594836.mp4
>>223440354yer da could make perfect sense of all of that on the am/fm car stereo
>>223438343Cronem clapmeat
>>223440079That's why I said it's a trick question dickhead
my brain is full of fuck lads I've fucked it
>>223440328not me i dont work mondays or tuesdays :D
>>223440354and here i thought there was an "interesting accents" thread on /wsg/ or somethingbut no you just posted it to webms with sound for other boards like an arrogant self-interested twatwhat a let downbet that's not the first time you've heard that before, you cunt? hm?
think about how you need to hug methink about how you need to reach out to me
i am PROFOUNDLY mentally ill
>>223440483pls be my gf
femdom and blackpill truly fucked my mind it's so over for me
Emma Watson splattering chunks of hot diarrhea all over my face.
hello look at my bedroom
people deride the act of googling 'google' in the so-called "omnibox" but the reality is if you're trying to search for an image then it has to be done from the google homepage or a search page. how do you get there? that's right, googling for google. not so smart now, is it?
>>223440463never posted anything to /wsg/ that isnt in a webs for other boards threadsurely thats the entire point of the board
hello look at my cute boyfriends
>>223440495>femdom and blackpilldirepick a struggle as they say
hi /brit/ what's happening tonight x
hello look at my birthday
doubtful that anyone has ever left this game with a positive balance
>>223440542Hello mate hows it foing? x
hello look at my dee dee ramone
>>223440559>>>/soc/35242832
>>223440586kys faggot
some truly depraved, godless individuals on this site
What's worse than a paedophile?
a gayoh wait all gays are in fact pedophiles
>>223440599rorke
My turn my turn!
>>223440586um!
do dog whistles hurt dogs? my neighbours dog doesn't shut the fuck up and I want to torture it
bring back peak wokeness
ok I'm gonna take some sexually suggestive screenshots of my animus that is to say where he is making faces which look like he could be in the middle of having sex and then I'm gonna post some weird images of the sky with cryptic captions on social media and then we're gonna buy a bottle of cheap perfume at the pound shop are you ready
https://youtu.be/Dp4m2v4q_bg
>>223440639me in the taxi stopped 15 feet behind the stop bar for no reason
>>223440619is this your boyfriend?
>>223440654My little man actually
>>223440658he's encapsulated in plasticdo you like that?
i need a foid
https://youtu.be/6gDhsUWCHrg
>>223440674choon
They call me the hyacinth girl
I DON'T SEE MUCH OF A FUTURE FOR HUMANITY LADSJUST A MORASS OF FLESH THAT HAS BECOME TO BIG FOR THE EARTH TO CONTAIN WE ARE AT THE PRCEPICEOF AN ENORMOUS CROSSROADS...
morassmore ass
If ye cannae say owt wah is nice, do nae say owt a tull
>>223440708thanks scots wikipedia editor
Do you lads fancy Emma Raducanu
>>223440708What?
DO YOU LADS FANCY NORMAL WHITE WOMEN WHO AREN'T GAY OR FAT?I QUITE LIKE THEM
>>223440735white guilt is a cancer
My head's inside a paper bag
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
https://youtu.be/EU8UIDC9q68
Quentin on a madone
I think I'm Egyptian
>>223440674love this song x
>>223440776you ain't nothin boy.
Thank god for my job, else I'd be nothing
wish everything could be nice
>>223440760this is a pretty good song :)
https://youtu.be/zbKQPqs-cqc
fake plastic rorke
>>223440798don't like this one it's scary
>>223440795me too mate, did you get bullied again?
See you tomorrow, Winston!
>>223440811nojust think people could be nicer
lovely women
-granary or malted bread-red leicester cheese, thickly cut. half a cm is the minimum-outside only, butter with salted whole butter. get that fake lurpak shite in the bin-get the lot in your sandwich pressresult? it lush
THE JEWS ARE EVIL AND KILL CHILDREN AND I HATE THEMTHAT IS ALL
>>223440795women are lovely and nicelove women me
eating soil
>>223440836you are so wacky sometimes xcan i bear your child x
might become persian
YOLO
>>223440871lies, lies, by god lies.
peter griffin
>>223440830fuck I can't stand white women. they're so dumb and stupid, fucking dumb stupidheads
>>223440903i've been saying this for years!
thinking about scousersmad how they sound like that
>>223440913we need to just start raping and killing them dead in the streets. no mercy
>>223440903>>223440913what women are you going for then
>>223440903
>>223440941right well you can't say that
>>223440941right well i wouldn't go that far!!!
>>223440949the other typesy'know
wanked to rayman porn again award
>>223441028lol was he wearing the afro wig
minion moviefunny
>>223441052no it wasnt shut the fuck up you stupid dick
>>223441068*rapes you to the point that's it not funny*
>>223438343oi m8 is she doing owlroight
>>223441100triple dubs :0
I’m very short, have always been chubby, I have some nice features but I’m not symmetrical and I’m no great beauty. In fact I’m fairly plain. But when I was single in my 30s I figured out that confidence took me really far. I landed dudes I always assumed were way out of my league. Had some sweet romances, had some sweaty casual sex, and enjoyed myself. I dressed in a way that made me feel confident and sexy and I had a lot of fun. However, when I go out without makeup and am dressed kinda lazily, I get zero attention. So yeah, it’s harder for me than it is for more conventionally attractive women but I’ve long since come to terms with it and made peace.
>>223441134just shut up and suck my cock
>>223441143>>223441143
>>223441134bit gay that
>>223439416She is DEFINITELY gonna get her tight white pussy filled with all types of black and brown cock
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
