second ella purnell edition
>>223441143very good edish, let's have an all ella edition day
A Jew would've made this universe, admit it /brit/
>>223441143
bradley fucking walsh
i want food :Pyumy*rubs belly*
>>223441203nasty, wretched scribbles on her body. very, very disappointing.
It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late With long arrears to make good, When the English began to hate. They were not easily moved, They were icy-willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the English began to hate. Their voices were even and low, Their eyes were level and straight. There was neither sign nor show, When the English began to hate. It was not preached to the crowd, It was not taught by the State. No man spoke it aloud, When the English began to hate. It was not suddenly bred, It will not swiftly abate, Through the chill years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the English began to hate.
why are they like this
>>223441245like what
dr pavel i'm cia
shut your ass
>>223441282Sorry. I'm used to them being spread open.
>>223441282never! my ass is always open for business :3
>>223441269
why is she tagged as "swarthoid"bit rude
>>223441245r-selected low IQ fatherless upbringing plus porn addiction
morning lads
I'm not hearing any admittances that this universe would've been created by a Jew
>>223441316good morning pal x
>>223441321Because nobody understands your nonsensical blithering
>>223441303they left her in the fridge
>>223441321don't really mind who invented the world
>>223441350It was me
>>223441316post your bum again sweetie x
>>223441356you deserve a BBC then
>>223441362not him, my bum is nothing to gawk at
>>223441367was that a dude or a chick? honestly couldn't tell because it was a nice lil tushy. I saved it >:^D
I just heard they don't call them ghost trains any more, they call them "dark rides."
sneed lol
learning druidic wisdom and casting spells on my foes
>>223441386gay bastard
>>223441386don’t know, but he’s constantly going on about how men mogs women so i assume it’s a poof
if you lived in the middle ages when technology changed at a really slow rate then you probably just thought that's what the world was always like and always will be
>>223441426I would have invented electricity
>>223441432you'd have done nothingstupid boy
>>223441440Im very smart the problem is everything has already been invented, in the past though I would have invented many things
>>223441451truewas probably easy being a philosopher back before people had thought of everything yet
had a dream that was a little bit nice and a little bit frustrating
>/brit/ mongs actually think everything has been invented alreadyyou would be just as clueless then as you are now
>>223441468go on then, tell us
>>223441407I'm not gay, but I do enjoy the occasional femboy/trans fap>>223441422oh okay. hopefully he shows more booty
>>223441475it pretty much has. scientific innovation has slowed way down
sick to bastard death of these flies
>>223441475Name 1 thing that hasnt been invented. Oh you cant? Concession accepted
>>223441475everything has been invented already you fool
>>223441490we both know i meant potentially invented
w is a double u
>>223441489a cure for your virginity
>>223441500just silly and wrong
>>223441508That would be sex which has existed for 100s of years
>>223441508they invented prozzies in babylon times
just b urself bro
>>223441524great flick
[nozoom] family guy funny moments cut away gags compilation 1080p #37
>>223441222what the fuck are those tattoos ffs
the angry birds movie was goodjewish critics did not like it bc it was about repelling foreign pig invadors from birdland though
sick and tired of being sick and tired
>>223441536i liked when the eagle took his cock out and pissed for 30 secondskino
>>223441536Still waiting on a snake movie
>>223441534native canadians are probably the most mentally fucked race of people there is. its a combination of the innate native mind of alcohol, drug addiction, no job, and incest exacerbated by canadian pandering and praising of minorities
yanks are weird af bruh
just found out a girl from my class is relatively popular on onlyfans and tiktokcrazy
>angry birds movieholy brainrot
mad how mermaids are dugongs
>>223441580oh shut the fuck up what movie do you like then pussy?
love all the ai ads lately good stuff haha well done i fucking HATE IT
>dont make fun of me liking the angry birds movie
fred the movie was kafkaesque
got my bum out
>>223441600you probably like some typical gay shit like pulp fiction or fight club. we should put you in a padded cell for a few years so that when you come outside you can use your senses to gain an imagination dumb cunt
hello are there any nice british men here who could help me do a sex magick ritual please?
the hell is the a surprise song
>>223441719they've truly done a number on the west now with white women this excited to see some anorexic oriental gay fellas do a song and dance
Toy Story missed out on rich city kid toys arc made of wood and they could talk like NPR. You have to admit that would be riotous.
>>223441760https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
WHy is she frozen ice cold
>>223441566your mother is weird as fuck and the sounds she makes when i fuck her in the ass is like a rusty see saw or perhaps a donkey
>>223441788very nasty post this
yanks out
>>223441779I tried to make a move on her
they loathe us colonials . cant help what i am y'all
sir kyle walker
yanks don't know sovl like this
got called a yank neek here once
>>223441822does this have anything to do with the octopus from Runescape
haha idiots
our friends across the Atlantic entering the thread
>>223441822yeah lets all go to cumbrain stadium
so... do you think it's ok to fuck like that?
should I share some excerpts from my spicychat before I delete everything
>>223441939im not sure what you mean but as it is the state im in is near the void and the present and my instinct is to say No
the spheres and all that
This man really out here getting changed by pussy. Not just any pussy, but black pussy. Rorke was a hardened, battle-scarred man, a legend. He survived the jungle, survived the betrayal, survived the fire. But he couldn't survive the black pussy.He went from a cold-blooded, tactical killing machine to a soft, simpering simp in a matter of seconds. The black pussy rewired his brain, reprogrammed his DNA, turned his balls into a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror of his own life.One look at that chocolate wonderland and Rorke's entire worldview collapsed. All his training, all his discipline, all his hatred for biomass—gone. Erased by the power of the black pussy.And now he's just a shell of a man, a cautionary tale whispered in the dark corners of the internet. A reminder that no matter how tough you think you are, there's always a black pussy out there with your name on it, ready to change you forever.Rorke used to be a normal guy, just living his life. But then he saw it. Black pussy. And it CHANGED Rorke. Now Rorke can't stop thinking about it. He sees it everywhere. In his dreams. In his waking hours. It haunts him. It blesses him. Black pussy CHANGED Rorke. It made Rorke stronger. It made Rorke weaker. It made Rorke whole. Rorke is no longer the man he was. He is Rorke, reborn through the power of black pussy. And Rorke will never be the same. Never. Black pussy CHANGED Rorke.
>>223441946Take it to the grave , as they say
just had a wank if anyone is interested
>>223441939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40IuZdajRA
>>223441954many such cases. When a black woman speaks, I listen.
>>223441958yeah tell me about it palhow good was it, was it nice? was it all that you hoped for
and that's why harmonica is the sexiest instrument
>>223441958
>>223441971yeah it was good and it fulfilled my expectations
>>223441954fuck is you talmbout
who remembers top zozzle
>>223441998me! i remember!
>>223441998bit of a jej man myself
what kind of outfit is this for a king of francejust odd and weird
>>223441977Ruby when she sees my BWC
I'm going to do it pick a number between one and three
>>22344205117
>>223442051bbc
On holiday in Dublin posting from my phone via hotel Wi-Fi
>>223442051number fifteen burger king foot lettuce xDDD
Unattractive women. Have you spent your life thinking you had deeper flaws when really it was just your appearance?It's something that's been dawning on me recently.I am not attractive. I'm white but have dark brown hair and eyes and a face which does not fit beauty standards. It's asymmetrical, nothing is in harmony, my eyes are small my nose is big (and not in a sexy/regal way - just big and messy), my lips are too thin.I'm 5'8" but not in a sexy way ie skinny with long legs and short torso. My legs are normal length and it's my torso that's long. I am kind of wide and not skinny but not terribly overweight. But it's not a body shape men find attractive.I've been treated as less than my whole life, starting with bullying at school. Dating and relationships have just been heartbreak after heartbreak, ending with the man I adored for 7 years but wouldn't commit to me leaving me for and marrying a petite pretty blonde 10 years younger. That finished me off dating wise. Men ignore me in public, I am never hit on or flirted with (I appreciate that for pretty women this can be unpleasant or harassing).Outside of dating people dont treat me well. I have a few female friends who say I'm a great person and (white) lie to me that I'm "beautiful" (I'm not. When I questioned one why she says this and she says she sees beauty inside me as a person. Which is lovely. But not what men are looking for.)
>picks up his nose>*sniff sniff*>smiles
>>223442247The main issue seems to be that people treat you (as an unattractive woman) as if your personality or character are at fault. I've spent my whole life trying to be nicer, more friendly, kinder, more giving and still found myself mostly excluded socially, ignored romantically and constantly told I should be a bit more ...x... or a little less ... y.... I've heard the phrase "work on yourself" so many times but I honestly don't know what I can work on. I feel exhausted by it.Reading other stories here have made me question. Has the treatment I've received (and maybe other "unattractive" women can relate) been mostly looks based?I even have a super beautiful friend who insists that men don't care about looks and all her relationships have been due to her kindness and sweet personality ...
This is me
Where's the imaginary Other
Normies just immolating what incels would kill for
>>223442307>two interracial daughters yep
I finished the milk yesterday and forgot to say… mum is raging really raging
>>223442321More likely adopted
>>223442352get her pumped
>>223441489Flying shoes
the commute
>>223442386its not though is it
>>223442352alright heres what you do, you walk up to her yeah, puff your chest out and tell her if she's so worried about some pissy little bottle of milk then why don't they get on their hands and knees so you can milk them like the fat cow they areslam the fridge and cupboard doors for effect, see what she makes of that
bit dubious that i mistyped the captcha as the captchas haven't involved typing for quite some time. reckon they're having me on
>>223442429yh?
>>223442422rorke's unmarked grave and pauper's funeral vs leftypol's mausoleum with stone carvings of unicorns and big dick sculptures
willy smells like poo
>>223442414corr just like my japanese animes
>You look fun to talk toWhy didn't it work? He's pretty good looking
>>223442307err why did some of them come out chinky
not going to work today, got the morbs
>>223442473that can happen
Goku... my fuarking hero!
>>223441954
>>223442307>officials saySuicide by two gunshots to the back of the head was it?
>>223442471women dont care about looks. they want a cave man who can hunt a saber tooth tiger or the modern equivalent someone who can go into toil and bring home a 6 figure pay packet
>>223442441Leftypols real name on the headstone
>>223442508lovely eyes
Four heatwaves, jeremy. four?! that's insane!
>>223442521>6 figure pay packetthe only accurate thing you posted
>>223442471Needs to learn game. An easy bang for me. Simple case of Bait, Hook, Reel, Release then Hit her with the flipped positive Neg and slowly work my way in and oscillate into being AMOG (Alpha male of group), maximise chances of #Close by using the Compliance Test and slipping into the C&F routine (Cocky & Funny). Next slap her with a Bitch Shield while I analyse her BL and try to avoid falling into any traps her BBF (beta boyfriend) might fall into himself since I want to BMOG him while he's not there. If she gives me any trouble I'll pull out the Don Juan special Grand Master style and force EC (emotional connection) before pushing for the Fuck Close.If she has AWD then I simply know she's JAW and ditch, she probably doesn't have Survival and Reproduction Value anyway but if it's an SDL (same day lay, for the layman) then I'd SUAL and Check the Buying Temperature and Buy at the spike for a quick turn around. Bang! Easy.
>>223442521Yes they do care about looks
really really really need my willard sucked by a peng lush ting x
Hewlett Johnson essential proves that Christianity was/is the Bolshevism of antiquity.
>>223442547
have come up with some startling realisations about the nature of time as i am a super mega genius
>>223442538the polycule would never allow it
>>223442566yeah? well I'm a super mega ultra giga genius
Can't stop laughing at doctors in medicine the dumbest doctors by far
>>223442560women care about aura which sometimes includes looks but not always
>>223442561
>>223442566what, that it's time you got some pussy? lmaooooo
>>223442584rorke
The current watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ2f04dxbs
>>223442602that's true but not related to my revelations
>>223442547put the ac on, you do have ac right?
GAY SEX WEE!VERY NICE! I LIKE!
Embodying the Platonic Ideal of the Good.
>>223442471Mihai Chad edition
Rorke on the hunt for some black PUSSY!!
>>223442584Care about for what?For marriage women care about money the most, which makes sense. But that doesn’t mean they don’t want to get fucked by attractive men
sick of ai slop
>>223442625i could become her bf now that shes not famous any more
> £351.69(-3.59%)Love that
>>223442636care about in generalit's not conscious it's part of their latent cavewoman brain
really need to clean up the gaff for tomorrow
I have the worst fat distribution in the world
>>223442709t. wide thighed, large arsed lad.
take my little dick
>>223442730No I’m down to 75kg and still have lower back fat and handles
>>223442750Love handles
mad how i'm me
fat fucking retard im coming to get you
I bet poop comes from Emma Watson's anus.
arsed it all up because im a fucking useless cunt
yeah nice ass retard
>>223442798Hmmm I don't know about that
>>223442809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncCju3yzVs
>>223442809chill out
pls come>>223442755>>223442755>>223442755
>>223441475
whats going on with yanks bruh
>>223441719why girl behind her lciking a dildo
>>223442795can it tubby i'd hear your fat ass wobbling about before you even stepped foot on a plane
>>223442826
>>223442826why isn't it philippino if you're from the philippines
>>223442863sexo
>>223442842mad how it's not illegal to bring in a tub of nutella and eat it with a dildo for a spoon in the toil break room
feeling fatigued
GAMERS HAVE INFILRATED THE BRIITSH GOVERMENT
i have risen
another day of my dogshit life
>>223442949t.my willard
>>223442937>feeling fatthats all you needed to say
>>223442938
>>223442992ktim
why the FUCK are sexual and violent offenders eligible for the early release scheme
>Farage trying to get polanski arrestedFuckin snowflake
>>223443046i also want polanski arrested but for defiling my country by being in it
if you think about it there's not really that much difference between everyone going into toil and working and everyone going into toil and shagging each other and eating each other's arseholes
>>223443066
feel like i ahve to shake off my incelitis and years of 4chan induced misogyny every time i say good morning to the toil lasses
>>223443086looks like a cross between girl from fallout and the mum from how i met your mother. the jewess phenotype
What are you even supposed to do if you're 30 and have no mates, if you want to stop wasting your life?
>>223443126post on /brit/ every day for the rest of your life
>>223443126im 32 got no mates because i blocked them all during covid because ive got autism and bpdno point in trying mate youre destined for the rubbish tip
>>223443126depends if youve ever had mates or not. and i mean real mates, not meaningless relationships when you were in primary school
Bit mental how pretty girls poo and fart.
the doctor will rape you now
My brilliant new Apple Watch
so 'pressed
right thats catberg done in then
goo oooo oooodd moorningg little babiess ~
>>223443180me making commentary when im making a coffee using my aeropress
>>223443196its the evening time you silly broose!
could only do 1 dip so i did some negative dips, why am i so weak
>>223443225you probably dont sleep or eat enough
>>223443295What is your obsession with this gentleman
doing quite the poo.quite the poo indeed.
Rorke getting raped by me
Go for a walk in the sun. Eat beef liver. Have a shave. Gain a clue.
rorke picking his nose and eating it leftypol licking his arse juices off his 9” bbc dildo after a sissygasm
Breakfast
>>223443337actually rorke shaves his body hair so he can 'trick' leftypol' by showing them his bum on cam
>>223443337>leftypol licking his arse juices off his 9” bbc dildo after a sissygasmyou know a bit too much about this
>>223443360the colon cancer deal
>a sissygasmwhats one of them then
sucking one of these bad boys
whole foreskin needs coming off
"It's great to be back here in the Emerald Isle."~ Barack Obama, speaking in Glasgow
>>223443381ask your dad
need a haircut but it's raining so that's off I'll need to just keep growing it out for another 2+ weeks even though it desperately needs cut today there's simply nothing else for it
>>223443404Mental how poms call lollies sweets and ice blocks lollies
>>223443481Just cut it tomorrow. #simples
>>223443509mad how violent leftists are
>>223443483>ice blocks do you really call them this? that's class
rorke spraying water on his arse before doing a poo
>>223443496meeting someone for lunch tomorrow so can't do it thenI can only do one 'thing' per day.
leftypol should be able to give right wingers blow jobs with no consequences but maybe some backlash so right wingers can still pretend they didnt enjoy themselves
morning dee lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-_Aog7Jsjkmad how easy spanish is to understand when they talk slowlydon't know why they insist on babbling on at 999999mph
>>223443527weird freak
>>223443542morning
>>223443517>bubblegum instead of blueberrywhat the fuck
>>223443549canelo alvarez has let himself go
>>223443549I can imagine this guy scurrying around a royal court as a jester
>fairy flosswhich part of the fairies' anatomy has this floss been run through?
>>223443562the colour blue is synonymous with the taste of sour raspberry in his majesty's united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
My dream last night was getting to hospital for a bowel checkBut I went to the cafeteria first and I got told off for using the wrong spoon for the green beansHopefully this isn't subconscioustein telling me something
Got Victoria 3 yesterday. Doing the tutorial. It's actually complex. More so than any other paradox game I've played. Seems fun.
>>223443586Blue is blue raspberry not sour raspberry
>>223443586the fuck does bubblegum have to do with raspberry?
How long has it been since you had a girlfriend?
Sup mouldieU gud?
>>22344361399999999 years
no breakfast for me im on a diet
>>223443613100000000 years
>>223443625this isnt real
>>223443627I will protect her
>>2234436134 years. Feels like i never had one honestly I went right back to being a smelly bedroom dwelling virgoid gigafreak
>>223443654NO
>>223443627why do you want to do that you wanted to marry her a couple of weeks agoi remember all the forrun flags that come in here talking about her, i keep notes
>>223443527ktim
im a slave to bbc
>The family of a suicidal British woman who flew to the US for a 'violent death' after meeting a man in an online fetish chatroom has paid tribute to the 'gentlest soul'.>Sonia Exelby, 32, boarded a plane from Portsmouth to Marion County in Florida where she was found dead on October 17 last year.>Dwain Hall, a 52-year-old father-of-two, was arrested by investigators over Ms Exelby's death and is expected to face trial later this year.>In footage seen by police, Ms Exelby was described as sitting on a chair 'looking dishevelled' and with multiple bruises across her face, neck and breasts – after being tortured by Hall who told police he used the name 'alphasadist' on fetish websites.>Hall, who claimed Ms Exelby had also asked for rough sex, could be heard asking her why she is in the US to which she replied in tears: 'Because I am an awful person,' adding: 'I've crushed everyone who ever loves me.'>Ms Exelby then went on to detail why she was an awful person before Hall asked her 'how' she wanted to die and to 'describe it'.>Initially Ms Exelby refused to answer but eventually said she wanted 'to be stabbed'.>Hall then said: 'This is how you wanted to die, right?'>When asked if she was being forced to do anything against her will, she shook her head before Hall asked if she was 'happy' and getting what she wants – and she nodded.>Hall is accused of abusing and murdering Exelby inside this Airbnb cabin (pictured) before dumping her body in a shallow gravedownright peculiar
epic meme compilation — best memes 2007
haha fuck me im not reading all that its 9am we can do book club later
>>223443693right well pic related was a lie then wasn't it
>>223443711Women are freaks
>>223443711wtf are we doing people?
omg just let people enjoy things
>>223443711Rorke could have saved her
I remember that vietnam snuff that was spammed a year ago. Almost gave me ptsd that. I was depressed for weeks. Used to be completely desensitised to things but that just broke me. These snuff faggots need to be gulag'd.
ordered a wife off of Temu
>>223443841this could be /brit/ but you all insist on letting the world crush your soul
playing with poo
>>223443841The moon is unsafe for bunnies :(( we need to save the moon bunnies
balls smashedouch
>>223443928yeeowch!
>>223443951ouchie ouchie boo boo!
>black man gets approached by 2 Chinese girls it's just like my javs
im plotting and scheming
>>223443873They’re special bunnies, they’re moon bunnies
stale panini for breakfast
AND I SAYONE OF USBREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'SSHE SAID I'LLTHINK ABOUT ITSLAUGHTER IN MAI LAI
>>223444005The leftypol special
at bossman's shop buying monster flavours that they don't sell at the supermarket
>>223444045
>>223444045grim runt life
>>223444025those aren't the words
>>223444060how do brits feel knowing office us is way funnier?
>>223444093don't carewould shag pam though
>>223444111>>223444111>>223444111>>223444111
