Taken two horrid liquid poos today
raced through the last thread in an hour. 5 posts a minute. not a single one worth reading
>>223446608You are worthless!
>>223446595always fucking hated simonsuch a snarky little piece of shit while being a fat rat who i could stomp on and kill in seconds
>>223446629hed rape you in half pal
out and about in my purple cardigan x
I was going to buy a car so I could do Amazon FLEX to make some money but then I thought what if there is no Amazon flex near me and then I’ve got a car I don’t even want
gorgeous morning spent waking up with the gf, why do morning cuddles slap the hardest
>Roger Waters recently unveiled “Comfortably Numb Re-Imagined,” a new version of the Pink Floyd classic featuring Palestinian singer Mona Miari. https://youtu.be/WBmrT3uqmeM It's better than the original
>>223446643you'll do nothing
>>223446621spaino had one or two good ones
>>223446653vtubers aren't your gf you didn't cuddle anyone your life is abysmal
>>223446621the /s subplot was a decent read
ooh dont my boots look nice you cheeky little boys x
>>223446654Okay shan't be listening to that
>>223446667Done him
>>223446636id throw him outside a moving vehicle and hear his high pitched screams as he craters to his death off a cliff and gets picked apart by vultures
remember that christian guy that went on a mission to the sentinel island and got 360 noscoped by bow wielding caveman niggasdiego should do that haha
ladsJewish GF 2026what we sayin
>>223446654This is top tunage
I am worthless! >D
>>223446667>>223446691bitter rancid stink coming off these posts I woke up with my lovely gf and cuddled and groped her arse that’s just something you’re going to have to accept
>>223446654this solo slapshttps://youtu.be/QrWZNAQrkf4?t=270
>>223446654Based as fuck
>>223446715Fuck up virgin freak
The Divine Comedy
>>223446693roar okay
>>223446705Too fawnpilled to be ruined by a bf her
>>223446654He's zased
did you know he has a gf
>>223446715bizarre lie
mental that Old English had this word order too
>>223446728bitter
RUSH RUSH GET THE YAYO
Look at me guys I'm the main character and funny man of /brit/>Something something Rorke/Mikey/190/Mousey/Spaino etc >Something something wagies >Something something paedophile >Something something sex
>>223446654Sounds boring and shit
>>223446715your life is abysmal
veg tastes fucking shite but got to get it down ya
Gay porn changed him
>>Something something sexPHWWAAAOOOOORRRRR *spaffs*
>>223446744What's that swastika about? Forgive and forget lad
>as long as your FAT ARSE can resist spluring on Pret and Wagamama at lunch, you can retire at 40mad that
on a scale from 1 to 10 how prepared are you for the general collapse of the British state lads
>>223446754truly biting satire this one
12 year old me in the spanish holiday resort running up to the front desk to grab a handful of sweets in a bowl as the overweight middle aged spanish man at the desk shouts something before sighing as i run off
>>223446758But it got the Michael seal of approval and he knows tunage. Give it a few more listens and you'll love it.
>>223446759>>223446741>>223446728>>223446691>>223446667my life is great mate, I’m assuming from the fuss you’ve got yourself in that yours isn’t. I have a beautiful petite 5’3 brunette gf, good paying job, own a 600k 4 bedroom house. you could learn something
mikey the pikey, bank manager
>>223446765Tastes alright with loads of olive oil and salt and pepper or sauce like gravy or mustard or something
Is Pragmata good enough to risk being called a nonce for playing it?
>>223446805your life is abysmal and youre a victim of rape
YOU KNOW THE GAY PORN?IS VERY NICE!
>>223446808for me it's a big dollop of lee kum kee chilli oil
>>223446818get back in your cage
I can sense Israel/Palestine gradually becoming an irrelevant thing no one really cares aboutSeems like the cycle of relevance is about 3 years, since Ukraine became boring shit that no one wants to talk about in 2025
Dollymong’s got his dollies out
>>223446816if you say it enough times will it convince you that you’re not projecting
>>223446805it’s getting a bit pathetic now mate
>>223446796cute post :D
>>223446834how is it not over yetseen leftypols screaming about how theyve genocided them all and destroyed the whole country
https://youtu.be/4q6SIyO2xVYtrucker hours?
deegs been on a madness recently
>head of HR insists I change my profile pic on teams (the pic is 3 years old) because I don't look anything like that anymorebasically telling me I'm ageing like shitcan I report HR to HR for a microaggression?
>>223446846your life is abysmal
>>223446840so predictable, start spamming responses to a post he doesn’t like to make it look like it’s the consensus, then the Australia flag comes out to back it up, it’s tired and highly noticeable
I'm playing Digital Devil Saga 2 or as it's known in Japan "Digital Devil Saga: Avatar Tuner 2"It is a good game, but the controls have changed from the first game so I keep pressing the wrong buttons!!
>>223446826bought some of this the other day because of you but haven't tried it yet
>>223446705know a couple of themmost jews you meet out in the wild are absolute tard bots
>>223446867
>>223446850No fucking clue, surely if Israel was denying them food and medicine and killing and bombing their children specifically for over 2 years like leftybrowns have claimed they'd all be dead by now
>>223446863one more time and I reckon you’ll start crying
>>223446705scary uncanny pic
I need a good pair of boat shoes
>>223446705More cuts than a chopped onion
jew sent me a rose on tinder and i ignored it
>>223446875keksame for indians, chinese, nigerians - any ostensibly studious people are genuine mongs
Nice little picture of me and my mum. She’s a great woman x
>>223446896sorry mate ill stop i know its a sensitive topic for you but yeah your lifes abysmal
>>223446871i got bored after the first one and couldnt be bothered to do the whole thing again idiots shouldve just put it on one big disc like a record
>>223446874get it down you it's addictive
>>223446915I hope you get the help you need lad I’ll stick to my lovely gf cheers
uncunny
ruining his life from his abysmal incel bedroom
>>223446932this is not it
>>223446744Using present perfect tense (...the suit that I've seen...) in this example match the German wording more closely (gesehen habe = have seen).
going on holiday to Israel in December
a few years ago in my unemployed days i made a fake plenty of fish profile as a jewish girl where i would reply to coons saying i only date whites, tell whites i only day jews and tell the few jewish guys on there i only date non jews
wish nobody lived around me in a 300m radius then I'd be truly at peace
Went for a lunchtime run. Very hot but managed to get in a quick 10k heh
how do we cope lads
>>223446946* would match
>>223446918usually get the one with the old lady on the front but had to try this one not sure what to have it with first though decisions decisions...
>>223446948what a jewish thing to do
>>223446960mad thatI gas out after doing half of a 5ka 2.5k if you will
>>223446917Yeah I was getting a bit bored by the end of the first one, but the questions posed in the first one have me intrigued enough to finish the duology.
>>223446981TO MAKE ME DREAM OF YOU
>>223446961Allah works in mysterious ways
mouse i am srory for the abuse they have put you thorugh lol
'ddit has been a bit laggy today
>>223446981i can see why they do it, was good times
>>223446960you're on the internet telling lies. you can't do that
life is a cosmic jokewe are born, we love, everyone we love dies, and we die.LOL
rorke eating a teaspoon of honey before he heads out the door
>>223447015just wear stilts instead or if you're really short, you and a mate stand on each other's shoulders and wear a long mac
ripping some more cds
quite like the "fervent welsh nationalist that loves LLMs" gimmick. an entertaining little character
when was the last time you were in love lads? I think I’m in love with the new girl I’m seeing
anyone remember the black guy EDP445
>>223447015thanks tyler chin
>>223447033It ain’t that funny unc
>>223447053could go for a strawbshake right about now corr
>>223446960That's a very quick time
want to sleep at 8pm but i also dont want to wake up at 4am make it make sense
>>223447065Remember him getting nonce stung yeah
>>223447064i am in love with my gf
>>223447050And who are you talking about? I hope not the guy who made the Swansea thread
>>223447064dont think ive ever been in lovedon't know if i can
just learned via twitter that the girl from the im in me mums car meme is a trannard now
>>223447064She’s getting shagged behind your back LOL
start of 2025 the delivery apps made it easier for people to get refunds and since then its been shite in my town, all the decent places took their menus off
>>223447064reckon I was a bit in love with the toilfu. things were going great until I fucked it all up like everything else in my life
never been in love or been passionate about anything
run wanker loves his runs
>>223447106lucky bastarddying won't be that bad then
>>223447106if one gauges passion by dedication and deep knowledge then the thing I'm most passionate about is porn
>>223447106ktwm on ashwagandha
>>223447097erm HE has always been a man sweetie
>29 years old>10st>6'1" >size 28 waist>no mates>no gf>no education>no career>no prospects>social anxiety>depression>low testmy current build
>>223447127what are some interesting facts about porn that you can tell us
>>223447141>6’1>10stJesus
gf is making a biscoff cheesecake from a recipe she’s seen on TikTok and it’s cost her like 20 quid to get all the ingredients. Better be fucking good
>>223447141I'm 6'2 with a 36 inch waist and I weigh 15 stone
sir balls deep
>>223447141alri eggmong how many eggs have you eaten today
When did you last go out with your squad?
>>223447155my gf does this with chocolate brownie recipes she sees on TikTok, tbf they are edible but not exactly Michelin
current build£8000 in credit card debtdgaf
>>223447141penis size?
>>223447164did some nightreign with random squads last night
>>223447160Everyone is a dolly to you?
You will die. You will cease to exist. And so will. Does this depress you? Masturbate.
>>223447097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLWaeSSvbKM
>>223447160i'm a different mong i don't think he has social 'xiety>>223447171rather not sayshoe size i wear a 9 but could fit into a 7.5
anyone remember fried eggs jalapenos toast macbook lad
>>223447183Ok
>>223447121yeah i dont have much keeping me on this earth still generally content though
>>223447155my gf makes cakes and they always end up soft and gooey in the middle even if she follows the instructions to a t
Current build
I can quite literally feel the walls closing in on the internet, every day the horde of third worlders, zoomers and trannys conquer vast swathes of the net.Fear it is only a matter of years before it is completely unusable
anyone remember 16 hours a day 7 days a week playing dollies on /brit/ lad?
the dollhouse gimmick broke him
>>223447227clearly not following the instructions then is she
>>223447230There was an easier way to tell us you're a virgin m8
>>223447230>no farmingwut the fuckYOUR SEEDSYOUR MAGIC LOGS
Living broke him. He wasn't fit to even live. All one can do is laugh.
Once you understand the concept of energy vampires and how widespread they are, the freaks who post on /brit/ begin to make so much sense.
>>223447262sc
>>223447267scary concept
>>223447015short king bros we are so BACK
>energy vampireshello foid
>>223447050british nationalist not welsh nationalist
>>223447050that's adam
You will be dismantled. You will shake your head in awe at what a strange conception of reality you once held.
>>223447304nah mate theyre realsome people are a drain
>>223447267>t. mealdealmong
>>223447308>british nationalistthe only people that call themselves british are coons
>>223447331sounds gay mr ufc trash talker
do bats know they are gothic and evil
>>223447367Do you?
>>223447152
Morning team, long shift at Aldi today. My supervisor wants to increase my hours slightly but I’m pushing back on that. I can’t say I have the time to devote more hours of the week to slaving.
>>223447367they aren't evil
>>223447415yes they areinnately evil animals that should be punished for being sinners
Canadians, especially will be raped. The world will cheer at this. I can't say I hold the same opinion
>>223447400trip goes on before posting mate come on
>>223447427no they aren't and no they shouldn't
Bit mad how you CAN refuse to do a breathalyser but it's illegal not to.
british innit
>>223447359all english colonists in scotland and wales call themselves proud british men
>>223447359>the only people that call themselves british are coonsThat is insane. This is literally /brit/ you retard. We are ethnic Brits from Great Britain. Imagine abandoning your own ethnic identity and nationality to own the people who aren't part of it
holy shit nobody cares you gay retards
>>223447454yeah the unionists doits them, northern ireland and black people who call themselves british
>>223447441yes they are
>>223447474dollymong welling up after watching this
>>223447474can tell french people made this
>>223447474why would hollywood expose children to such cruelty?
aberfan 2026
>>223447448>2011 censusFuck off retard this was literally only the case because the answers were listed in the wrong order, the 2021 census shows that people identify with the term British, as they should
>>223447478are you a small flying insect
>>223447454lmao i went to a tesco in scotland and saw a middle aged englishman stacking shelvesi cant understand what would possess somebody to travel from yorkshire ( i think) up to aberdeen to work in a supermarket especially at that age
>>223447457Only English people think like this. Because for you British and English are basically the same thing.
>Screenshot_20260406
Why don't you commit suicide?
wildfire flew past my window just then
still mental the uk exists when all other political unions collapsed in europe
>>223447474cringe edit
>>223447475>its them, northern ireland and black people who call themselves british>>223447521>Only English people think like this. Because for you British and English are basically the same thing.So literally everyone calls themselves British, apart from Welsh and Scottish nationalists, and English people who got confused by the 2011 censusThis is /brit/
>>223447446don't they just take you down the station and force you to do it anyway
sex sexsex
in Wales in 2021 were:* Welsh only: 55.2%* British only: 18.5%* Welsh and British: 8.1%Wow almost 20% British only must be a lot of British nationalists here… oh wait…23% of the Wales’s population moved their from EnglandThere we go
thinking about John Lennon's arse...
why is this allowed
what'd you do if you found out your gf cheated on you
>>223447581Yeah they can force you at the stationReally don't know what the point is
>>223447537because i love my life
do not enlarge that thumbnail
>>223447548because we don't just have a "union" we have a nation that was formed by an act of union. we have a unitary state
>>223447527LOL fat YouTube man, amirite?
>>223447594sell the house nigga
>>223447589me after raping my own arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph
>>223447602filtered it instantly
right well thats something
>>223447582they used to do greek olive crisps which were fit
>>223447596pray he was black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY
>>223447585>theirwelsh education on display
>>223447623alright englishman
>>223447586never seen a crack that big
who is this lady or what is this form
>>223447585People who choose "Welsh only" are still choosing British as Welshness is literally just medieval WelshnessWhat percentage of Welsh people speak Welsh or vote for Welsh independence? Not many
just seen something I didn't particularly want to see
>>223447613why should they have to sell the house they worked hard for?
>>223447509>54.8%>that percentage includes millions of niggerswoah thats me btfo
>>223447643I hope reverse image search is invented in our lifetime.
>>223447596would probably be so angry, humiliated and crushed I'd off myself then and there
>he lives on /brit/AFUFUFUFUFUFU
>>223447671didn't find anything through it
>>223447663>changing your own national identity because of black peopleYou are mentally ill
>>223447654>hat percentage of Welsh people speak Welshthat depends on if you include childrenif you exclude children from the last 2 censuses the number of welsh speakers is 0.5% if you include children it's c. 10% strangely as soon as welsh people become adults and fill the census they completely forget the welsh languageor parents are just pretending they can speak welsh
>>223447643looks like AI
nice day today x
>>223447683i did, try again x
what possesses someone to become a fruitarian. it must get old so fuckin fast
>>223447594That is the point of this type of policy. We are no longer in the 80's where people have easy access to homes and people can live where they wan. The idea is that it moves people out of homes which can be used for other families that need them. No more boomers siting in their 4 bed home, they'll be forced or encouraged to move to a home that suits them so other families can begin to afford a house that suits them. It's basically a vacation order for older people to move to a bungalow in the country. It shouldn't be like this because we should be so over populated but it's a sensible measure.
>>223447663And it includes 10s of millions of natives.
get the three month old ai screenshots posted
They've kicked him out of his room when the tennis is on
smiled at the new blonde lass at work and she smiled back
Seeing lots of politics being discussed itt
>>223447690People in Wales are forced to learn Welsh in school instead of useful subjects, and then they grow up and stop pretending they can speak it, but also have to contend with having missed out on many hours of actual education
>>223447710>nativesmost northern englishmen have irish y-dna
>>223447707i did thisi got brainwashed by the internet when looking for a solution to my health issuesi imagine it's the same for most other people
>>223447594>But <asset> which increases to a peak in price>Hmm should I sell? NO! I must hold foreverSurely there's a place nearby that's worth half that
>>223447662he doesn't, he just has to pay the tax he owes as a millionaire, is this really that hard a concept rorke?
>>223447718ok i will do it
>>223447654Well sure you can be picky like that. But by choosing Welsh only they are clearly rejecting British, since they could easily pick British or British and Welsh as they are all options.25% and then 35% for independence but we don’t have a political party that is pushing for independence and even still not sure how either of those are relevant to what we’re talking about.
/britfeel/ not doing it for you any more BIG MAN
>>223447726Shall we change the subject back to poo and rorke then?
>>223447718
>>223447720:/
>>223447729>People in Wales are forced to learn Welsh in school instead of useful subjectsno school subjects are useful apart from reading and basic numeracy so not sure what you mean
how it feels being white in 20265
>>223447754when was that ever the subject
right yeah that's just a man getting decapitated isn't it
>>223447720why does he have a hole in his face?
>children are literally being FORCED to learn Welsh this is a disgrace Fuck up nigga
saw my ex gf across the road earlier
>>223447690They probably forget it because it's a useless language that no one else speaks when they could just speak English instead
Two different kinds of lying
>>223447738the only real englishmen are from the southwest
Hmm don't think I'll be clicking what looks like two blokes on their knees with other blokes holding guns behind them, don't think kittens and puppies will show up in that
>>223447797BAME nurses harvesting his skin to use in voodoo
>>223447774Will he make it?
sonion I’m not clicking that shit
>english colonists in wales having mental collapses due to the welsh language existingjust go back to england lil bro
>>223447738Yeah you've schizod on this topic many times before. Still no proof.
not sure what it is but its filtered by default
>>223447804love seeing my exbergs you can see the confusion on their face. One time one of my ex’s drove past me and started thinking about me and a few months later she broke up with her boyfriend and I got 4 months of hot shagging out of it. Just for walking along a road
Going to make large cottage pies today with CheesePotatoesMinceEnglish mustardBeef drippingsOXO stock cubes Garlic Black pepper Potatoes CheddarButter Carrots Onions
have to wonder what it is about the environment of /brit/ that makes people use it as their personal soapbox for whatever issue is bothering them as if convincing 30 people about something will change the world
i thought we settled the english/welsh discussions when wales was wholly absorbed into england
>>223447774love how they all do the little 180 cartoon head-full body twist when the executioner starts hacking away, got any more like this lad?
two girls laughing outside my windowthey haven't looked at me but I KNOW they're talking about me
>>223447804is she a chickenthat's my chicken joke
same English niggas to talk about blacks and browns are literally destroying and wiping out British culture won’t be happy until they have killed off the Welsh language for good lol
>>223447837me when someone asks me about the coffee at work
>google girl you went to school with>see that she's an ugly old lady now>have an existential crisis
>>223447834>Still no proof.the irish famine...
>>223447844gp :)
Go away, all of you!
>>223447844this is NOT the weather for cottage pie
>>223447877this happened to me earlierit was shocking
>>223447849seen a bloke with one of these fan-parachute contraptions just take off from the ground in a public park and start flying above houses and streetsbizarre to see and sure not legal
>>223447849screm
>>223447877all the girls from back in the day are absolute disasters now
>>223447599But one day, you won't. What will you do then?
right ok
everything scares me
>>223447749>Well sure you can be picky like that. But by choosing Welsh only they are clearly rejecting British, since they could easily pick British or British and Welsh as they are all options.Most people are stupid and choose whatever is at the top. If British was at the top people would choose it. Welsh is the very first box on the list and British is the fifth. The 2011 vs 2021 census shows that if you change the order you get different answers. There's no reason to think that people who select Welsh only are rejecting Britishness, if they fail to vote for Welsh nationalism politically
eating some BTS oreos :)
Getting large shelled prawns and frying them in a pan and eating them is fucking delicious but makes your home stink forever
>>223447877all the girls my age look so old and every time I tell people my age (30) they're shocked and tell me they thought I was much older
>>223447883Your point?
>>223447933get an air purifier
>>223447800English medium schools still teach Welsh. It is a waste of time. An ugly dead medieval language that only exists to cause division
oh did rorke hear someone speaking welsh again and now is in freefall? tsk tsk. thought he was getting better.
>>223444111>>223444111>>223444111
>>223446654reminds me of mike oldfields nineties stuffoldfield did it better desu
>>223447877I still see my original highschool crush two or three times a year because we live in the same area. Shes now happily married with two kids and is still slim and somewhat attractive (although she was way cuter in highschool)
>>223447815um hi
>>223447949mass migration of irishmen to northern england occurred during the irish famine
>>223447948this doesn't make sense
>>223447933sometimes I get a packet of prawns with garlic butter just to eat with a bread roll and they absolutely stink up the place. Even after washing the plastic thing out afterwards the smell lingers. Love prawns tho
>>223447831if most people in Wales are "English colonists" then Welshness is made up, which it is. We are Britons first and foremost and we speak British English and reject Welsh nationalism
>>223447978>>223447978>>223447978
This is a brilliant game, isn't it
>>223447948toilfu guessed I was two years younger than I actually am
>>223447720Should he be drinking if he's on the formula one team?
>>223446791got raped there
By the 20th Century, in a time where European explorers had mapped almost the entire globe, and just as the few remaining wild lands were being turned over to settlement; as human technologies reached such a stage that they could be said to rival the inexorable power of Nature itself, the desire among Germans to reject this devastating drive to civilise – and thus dilute – humanity became most pronounced, with the National Socialist belief in a restoration of the harsh, implacable natural order, a revolt against Christian anthropocentrism and the Pauline concept of equality, with the individual, whether human or animal, considered as but one arbitrarily selected and interchangeable instance of a greater whole, that of the nation, or race, itself.
>>223447064last time I was in love was in 2014, although I'm currently crushing on a cute girl at the local chemist
