Guess the map
>>223447859Dick size
Average height
Looks like Italy
>literally every map of italy ever
>>223447859Language
>>223447859SOVL MAPRed: MORE SOVLYellow: LESS SOVLGreen: NO SOVL
Average Weight
>>223447859Every statisticIt feels made up that the northernmost southern italian area is the nicest
>>223447859Poverty
>>223447927/thread
>>223447859GDP per capita, mafia control of the economy, height
>>223447859that looks like an italian flag desu :DDD
MUH GDP, then northern Italians pay 4x to rent a cubicle in some of the most depressing grey places you will ever find in Italy (there's a reason their suicide rate is 5x that of southerners) while I pay 400 euros to rent an entire apartment with an amazing view of hills, mountains and the Ionian sea. Enjoy being a bugman in your foggy swampy depressing lands
>>223448527Let's not pretend Northern Italy isn't full of natural beauty too, please
>>223448527Mmm yes arid fields filled with rocks and sicilians are better than the alps
>>223447859it’s a map of Italy.
>>223448587>arid fields filled with rocksbut enough about ‘Straya
>>223447859Whiteness
>>223448641cant be, us Sardinians are pvre neolithic farmers therefore not pasty timmies.
>>223448527La mia pasta è fredda :(
>>2234485871) Southern Italy is not just Sicily and it's not ''arid'', there's hills, mountains, forests and amazing sea everywhere2) most of the people who live in northern Italy live in Pianura Padana not in the Alps which is a depressing foggy grey plain, literally the ugliest part of Italy
>>223448527furente
>>223448687non sei Di Stefano, impostore.
>>223448047Lazio should be darkest red, but yeah
>>223448771trvke, Lazio is a southern region.
basil or tomatoes
>>223447859puglia is generally lighter than campania
>>223448771It’s currently occupied by SOVL sucking npcs
>>223448801anything north of Tuscany are essentially niggers. only when you get the England do humans start exisiting again
>>223448804basil originates in India and tomatoes in the Americas, italobros we have been exposed.
>>223448881based angloid x italoid mutt.
>>223447859Sovl per capita
>>223448882What the fuck did Italians eat before pasta, tomatoes and basil?
>>223448963Dutch pussy
>>223448963ungodly amounts of pussy, including but not limited to Dutch pussy.
>>223447859
>>223448882thankfully italian cuisine doesn’t stop at southern tomatoslop
>>223449031>lasagne al sugo are southernslop holy brainlet
>>223448704delusionalsouthern italy has only 30c oven beaches
all these maps are sourced from reddit btw, say: thank you reddit.
>>223447859Trans population density
>>223449211is dominican republic that rich?
>>223448963wheat flatbread, pork, venison, trout/sardines/anchovies, lard, butter, peas/beans/lentils, stewslop (farro/barley mixed with stuff), honey
>>223447915LMAO
>>223448963sosig n stuff
>>223449733IL MIELE
>>223451445gem alert
>>223451445SIGNORI
>>223448963>before pastapasta is ancient, they called it laganon and even today it survives in the south (lagane/laina)
>>223449014How are Abruzzo and Molise viewed in the country since they aren't full on terroni garbage?>inb4 what's Molise
>>223447915tpbp
>>223451769everyone below the Po is a terrone
>>223451930Are the people in Aosta Valley even Italian?
>>223451948no
>>223451948sure, they aren't particularly French, some speak french together with Italian but there's isn't any particular friction, the butt hurt ones are the south tyroleans.Before the unification every region had it's on latin derived language, it's not like everybody spoke and felt Italian.
>>223451930I’ve only heard one person support this theory completely unironically in my life and I’m from above the Po. he was an old guy too, one of my Uni professors who stank like mold and couldn’t be fired even if he went on crazy racist tirades because le public job face.
>>223452150he was right
>>223452216manco Sizzi è così tardato.
>>223452280sizzi is also rightcry more
>>223452216he was a cuckoo sperg, nobody thinks Emilia isn’t north. well you might be an illiterate Veneto chud in which case you might believe this bullshit.
>>223447859Hey they made it look like an Italian flag
>>223452315>nobody thinks Emilia isn’t northlmao nice cope
>>223452372I’m Piemontese and I would trade 1 Emiliano for a million unwashed Venetian rednecks, cope.
>>223452401i know, it's why piemonte is full of teruns, moron
>>223452301sei un coglione, Sizzi non dice che da il Po in giù siano terroni.
>>223452434the north east is the OG terronia and still is in spirit.
>>223452437>>223452460oi, i got the teruns angry lmao
>>223452617yes you sound angry.
>>223452685yeah very lmao
>>223452703>l-lmao
>>223452617ma sei almeno piemontese o sei il solito schizzato vuppiennato?
>>223452903ma va è un contadino veneto o friulano.
i am full terrone and I beg of you all to open wide your mouths gentlemen
italians posters are truly brazilian tier. Posting about themselves and then insulting each other.
poi aldilà del laropamento o no, un piemontese che si lamenta dell'unità italiana fa ridere.Comunque vatti a rivedere cosa dice Sizzi prima di dire stronzate in sua vece.
how do italians respond when fair-skinned europeans mock them by calling them browns?
>>223452992>we can’t have a thread to insult each other why? are you the sheriff of /int/?
>>223452997l’emilia è nord e il veneto è una fogna, fattene una ragione.
>>223453009we shit our pantaloons epic style.
>>223452992Keep in mind this place is full of mentally ill social outcasts, most northern Italians aren't like the medjeets you see here
>>223452972finalmente, la voce della ragione.
>>223453009Northeners desperately start coping and trying to prove how they're wrong, Centrals laugh about it and Southerners don't know enough English to understand them
My last name is from north ItalyNon sono terrone
>>223453113>SAAAAAAAR WE ARE GERMANIC SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>223453038you already have the ita filo for that o algo >>223453113true
>>223453202>il filo I’m just an amateur mental patient, I don’t want to go pro.
>>223453102i think that european perceptions of italy are very multifacetedwhile some mock italiansclaiming they aren't white or mocking the country's bad economic situationitalian men consistently rank highest in popularity among european men in surveys furthermore, most non-european brown people including indians or iranians seem to regard italians as the epitome of the copper skin look they admire, and they appear to take pleasure in being mistaken for italians themselves
>>223453266bruh I’m just Italian, I don’t give a shit about amerijeet racial autism.
>>223453142there is likely no particular need for that, as there appear to be many europeans who love italyeuropeans seem to be truly fond of italy and italian culture this stands in contrast to the way many europeans display what is literally pure hostility toward france and french people
>>223453329BASATO
>>223453159commendatori.
