>>223449406
actually mental the amount of consumerist rubbish council estate mums would buy their sons

>>223449405
Can you tell me more about that I wasn’t here

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SU-152 Subedish

>>223449431
a keyboard nigga?

>>223449354
I started my driving lessons right after the coof, had to deal with delayed testing, then car prices went up, then a year later insurance went up too, grim times all around

>girl i dated from work has a massive arm tattoo now

i could have saved her

dollymong is just someone who got mind broken so badly he went on an eternal meltdown to try and ruin /brit/ isn’t he

>Baby boomers living in shitty council & terraced housing
How tf did they fuck it up? Free Uni & affordable housing when they were adults.

>>223449433
think he means heatherpaedo
he had a mega meltdown in this thread:

>>215645212

highlight was heathermong admitting he believed ziedy was an intelligence officer

the osa needs to shut this place down absolute cesspit

>>223449482
DTFID

>>223449471
nah that's hot

don't know who dollymong is

>>223449509
my new dolly

>>223449509
spend all day every day here and you probably will

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>This place isn't my life I do normal male things and have a normal life and shag. The Belgian has the other area covered
>You're here more than me so actually fucking shut up or the cuck spam and more will continue and there will you see what happens you fuck

>>223449509
some schizos made up character its honestly not worth trying to keep up with this shit

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where do I get monero as a brit now?
all the uk exchanges delisted it

luv' goin to a cheeky charity shop or car boot me. Got a bunch of books for cheap

>>223449531
Scr

>>223449538
kraken

gemini loadin'
keyboard clackin'
image generatin'

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Heathermong
Spaino
Diego
DTFIC

I'm often called heathermong but so are other people, I've never seen them myself but I've also never posted the things he's been accused of posting
Spaino is the Canada flag who keeps calling me heathermong
Diego is the homealone gypsy christian
who is DTFIC?

anyone here volunteer? I volunteer at a community kitchen.

>>223449538
just do it the way the junkies do it
buy giftcards with cash in shops and sell them for monero

>>223449509
if you see someone posting about the same thing over and over again eg Rorke, wotanic, Katy, 3pm, thumbnail spam etc you’ve encountered dollymong

>>223449488
>as I am in my fourth decade on earth and am an experienced crodie with luh tings x
oh my days hes 40

>>223449575
I volunteer as ruby grangers toilet

I just need the touch of a 24 year old woman's hands on my face

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funny that the nazi posts and cuck stuff were 30 seconds in between
nazimong has always been heathermong

>>223449572
theyre all creations of mouseys twisted mind

>>223449531
baffling

>>223449572
think it was colonel mustard with the candlestick in the kitchen actually

>>223449538
Trocador I was told

waka waka ey ey

>>223449598
this but an 18 year old woman

>>223449594
he used to post about hair dye as well, so he's a balding old guy who dyes his hair

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>>223449354
OH NO AHHAHAHAHA

>>223449572
>I've never seen them myself but I've also never posted the things he's been accused of posting
Heathermong isn't very consistent on anything other than cuckposting
He has bizarre special interest fixations that he'll spam in the thread and samefag about, and they're always completely unpredictable

>>223449632
0m, both are shoved up my shitpipe

>>223449575
I used to volunteer at an animal rescue
Walking and playing with the animals, feeding and cleaning and stuff
Had to stop because I was getting too attached and upset when animals were rehomed and I'd never see them again. Sometimes it felt like losing a family pet, especially if they were long term residents

>>223449632
80m

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*catches dollymong*
*transfers him straight to professor oak*

all these flags filtered and somehow india wasn't one of them

odd, very odd

correct now but very odd

just remembered that time my sister refused to speak to me when i said i was going out with a 19 year old and i was 23

legitimately didnt believe this agism nonsense was real before that

mad how busy it is here when the rest of 4chan is a graveyard now

>>223449657
spoke about your filters award

>>223449572
>who is DTFIC?
"Desperate To Fit In Canadian," Ironic, the implicationthst someone is sad in that way, while implying that they themselves do actually fit in here, which would be equally sad.

>>223449647
Why would that be sad they are finally going to loving homes.

>>223449610
You keep calling me heathermong when I post the ai screenshots but as far as I can tell all references to heathermong are from pre ai years so I don't know how that works. Don't know what eating fungus refers to. Don't know who heather is (presumably some random plain woman like how you freaks are all obsessed with that ruby or whoever) and i don't post black men either yet these are all accusations routinely hurled my way. You seem to have a very clear view of who this person is but you also seem to sincerely believe it is me. It's very confusing

>>223449673
he has risen

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>the implicationthst

Drinking a Pepsi Max

he gets very angry about filters

zubr time /brit/ bring war

>>223449716
screanubg

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pic rel is me

how do i ascend?

is that what the tantrum is about
fucking really

>>223449719
why? it's filled with cancer shit sweetners and stuff
just drink coke because sugar > artificial sweetners

>>223449667
Zoomers are retarded
And the retarded shit
She herself would readily shag a 50 year old

gave my cat salmon treats and they fucking reek, not on

>>223449744
he’s been melting down for two days about filtering

why do the bbc insist on using awful photos of politicians?

>>223449747
Empty calories is bad for you

are we having a mental health day

>>223449742
you look like you should be a bare knuckle boxer.

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>>223449742
nigga eyebrows look like the hoes eyebrows

You look fun to talk to

>>223449744
I'm just trying to figure out if you genuinely believe I'm this world famous heathermong character or if it just a gimmick of yours

>>223449632
poles are basically touching no?
>>223449686
Not sad at the fact they got adopted, just sad at the fact I'd never see them again

>>223449706
almost 50
tick tock
times running out

>>223449742
already there desu nice face shape and hairline, good jaw, I can see this lad getting quite a bit of nice fanny which I’m sure he does

Sir Buss Anut

>>223449779
not even close

Sir Likh M. Low

just learned yesterday my great great grandad married an 18 year old when he was 33 despite never going on a date with a girl before, no idea how my grandmother knows that, and he was working as a warehouse assistant

goals

>>223449795
>as I am in my fourth decade on earth and am an experienced crodie with luh tings x

got the aircon on ladies :3

Sir Bastian Schweinsteiger

>>223449632
?

Some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave

>>223449815
swear to god boomers had it so fucking good

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>>223449820
phew

so the leaf who replied “sup mouldie” to me a few weeks ago was dtfic and he was accusing me of being heathermong? how do you even keep track of this shit, is there a flowchart of all the different mental cases and their factions on here?

he just clicked a stub to unfilter this post, then read it and recoiled

when i had a test booked after waiting 4 months for it my instructor said i wasnt ready. i took it in my mums car and passed with 2 minors

got the death note songs on

be respectful to leafs or you'll be dealt with

Marge Simpson anal porn

>People trapped in Japanese mall after earthquake, with others reported missing at paper factory

japan is a society

>>223449851
almost passed out from the boner i just got

>>223449845
yeah i dont understand how he did it even then he made fuck all money and was an incel yet somehow did that

I’m going to start filtering the bad posts what should I add? I have Rorke and heathermong so far

>>223449853
i dont remember this happening but im truly, truly, truly sorry for causing you sleep problems for the last couple of months x

>>223449853
There is a whole secret language of schizos on here, they spam catchphrases and obscure gimmicks and beliefs at each other that most don’t remember/notice, some of which may have only happened in their own head. It’s only fully understood by a subset of maybe 4 or 5 people and gets unnoticed by the rest of the thread as a whole most of the time.

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Which one u cracking

>>223449877
A paper factory I swear Japs still work jobs that haven't existed in any developed nation since the 70s

>>223449914
haaland

leftypol thinks paper grows on trees does he

dtfic mindraped him yet again lol
hes going to be posting about filters and 'heathermong' til the wee hours

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PSG crying about prices like they didn't spend £200 million on Neymar and cause all this shit

>>223449877
My language exchange mate lives in that city but he's not at the mall
>>223449897
// in the name filters is a good one

>>223449914
messi

>>223449900
i’m not mouldie/heathermong whoever
>>223449914
haaland, cristiano, neymar, messi in that order

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>>223449818
This was not me, also I couldn't stand the bad psych editions as they were wasted editions and unfunny

i identify as a woman

>>223449924
>>223449964
>>223449971
sonions im crine

https://x.com/MakeThaTrapSayA/status/2023036330725519519

nigga locked in af

>>223449979
that was you, you wasted your life ok

>>223449494
scrom

>the same heatherpaedo screenshot quality
who is he fooling

>>223449459
take the piss

mouldie melty lmao

right then youre another equally freakish freak then, dont know what youre going for here

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>>223449979

>>223450017
what the fuck does this even mean

>>223450030
>>223450037
>>223450017
You're all quite annoying!

The EU is the new USSR

>>223450040
no need to swear

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hes going to be going all night

>>223450056
yeah sorry I just got a bit excited

>>223450051
sorry... *starts whipping myself with a cat-o-nine-tailes*

Quentin SCOBY on a madone

All the shaggers have left /brit/ it's just autistic incels arguing about personas all day

RIP

water style
washing my bollocks no jutsu

>>223450009
No it wasn't. I'm only now learning that was apparently heathermong. I'm actually trying to learn the schizo social network here right now.

busting a snooze

heathermong is the spastic posting all these stupid random posts whilst you accuse some random innocent lad of being him lmao. Get a bloody clue before sticking your oar in

>>223450080
it's been over for years mate

Hello, I'm a bad man.

Please catch me!

>>223450080
grim isn’t it?

>>223450067
Too right
Everyone I find quite annoying should do this

think i need to start waxing my shaft

>>223450087
bros 40

>>223450037
I'd be fine with you hating me but I don't want to be confused for someone else. I'm not heathermong so think of a different name

something cool like black swan, yeah that'll do, black swan, this is a real black swan event

>>223450110
ktim

>>223450080
it was inevitable, zoomers are such freaks really can't hold a candle to the millennial and zillennial chads of yore

Here I am then, the only shagger left on /brit/. I’ve put my penis inside 80 fit girls lads ask me whatever you want

>>223450131
children do not count towards your bodycount

>>223450149
bizarre outburst

barbertoil looms what are some things normies care about at the moment I can talk about?

is he still angry about rorkeposting

>>223450149
I've counted them as halves mate

>>223450131
You know in olden days when they had chamber pots? What happened when they had a mild curry and its like youve been sick out your arse. Did you just have to tell the servant to mop it up? Bit awkward

ooh i love my wife i love my wife
AGH

Anyone want to share a paopu fruit with me

>>223450164
Football, weather, holidays, love island, maybe politics in so far as saying they're all the same

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this one did a number on /brit/

>>223450149
If a 15 year old having sex with another 15 year old counts then there’s only 1 of them in there, the rest are all of age.

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snitches get stitches

fucking farting-ass nigger

>>223450190
let's go to beach and ride a bike

>>223450191
no herpes, I’ve had warts a few times but you get them burnt off and they go away after that. Not my proudest moment.

>>223450203
Right so you're calling a 15 year old fit are you

>>223450199
No one cares kill yourself

leftypol banging on about 'free trans palestinians' meanwhile im sitting here in my 16c bedroom playing the amazing new doom dlc

fucking farting ass-nigger

im going to bed please wish me good night and sweet dreams :)

>>223450258
i hope you wake up

>>223450258
fucking farting ass nigger

>>223450246
scream

Sorry

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>>223450269

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>>223450238

mad how I’ll get sick of /brit/ again in a week or so or when the footy starts back up and not come back for another 6 months

a drink in my hand, CCR on the radio, and my friends at /brit/ having a good time
life is perfect x

>>223450306
how much time do you spend each day watching or thinking about football when it's on

>>223450296
They aren’t for life, it’s easily treatable and it goes into recession after that and they stop appearing. Trust me I’ve had them a few times and once they’re gone they’re gone

Fucking Farting Arse Nigger

>>223450258
*sticks your finger in some cold water so you piss yourself*

>>223450326
It’s more so that I’ll be distracted in the evenings and that breaks the loop of coming on /brit/-> getting addicted -> spend 10 hours a day here. It’s all about breaking the loop

rorke climbing up the wall and turning his head 180 degrees

>>223450204
What a dork I bet she'd grass her own family up for sharing a Netflix account

>>223450329
hahaha oh what a classic post haha x

Who's having a melty at the moment then?

now THAT is a heathermong screenshot

rorke hopping on the 4am train to warehousetoil and getting clocked as an 11 or 12 year old boy by some foid

what's the seasideMARK latest then? and the Tim latest?

Fart Fucker Nigger Arseplosion

>>223450379
Yes but who cares if it isn’t presenting as warts? Most adult humans on earth have HPV it’s not a death sentence

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We are now entering Hobbit Autumn. Grow your hair out. Natural materials. Earth tones. Clothes made in England.

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>A British fugitive who fled to Spain has been jailed after masterminding a £3.75 million drugs and firearms conspiracy exposed through the infamous
EncroChat hack.

>Craig Bennett, 41, was arrested in Barcelona in 2025 before being extradited to the UK, where he admitted leading a major organised crime network supplying cocaine, ketamine, cannabis and hash.

28 years for £3.75m really doesn’t seem worth it at all

leftypol painting black pussy on a wall and rorke running head first into it

>>223450422
this was rubbish. do better.

>>223450417
this little freak forgot about august

rorke surreptitiously sliding into the DMs >>223448958

>>223450364
No, those are all black swan screenshots

>>223450420
looks like that gay irish actor

Fart Fucking Nigger Arse

hello

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>have to wait 4 years for more Mbappe WC kino

I'll be 32 then
it's not right

>>223450460
hey :3

wonder how long this OCD is going to last

>>223450478
hi

>>223450475
Sorry this might sound harsh but you deserve a painful death

>>223450420
why do they always flee to Spain its not like they cant be extradited from there seems pointless

Actually I'm going to try that one again, didn't realise I missed a word like a mong

>>223450489
Spaino/DTFIC
>>223450494
Diego/Spencer

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I literally cannot enjoy video games without weed

>>223450521
Replace video games with life for me

>>223450519
genuinely don't understand posts like this

>>223450489
me after my dad stopped renting cds

I heard my name was being mentioned quite frequently around here, how we all doing?

>>223450547
mihai...? could it be...?

Go to the police

Now

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Anyone else noticed that /brit/ nowadays is just people posting gibberish into the aether instead of actual conversations

Nobody wants to reply to other people and have chats anymore unless its arguing about boring incel shit nobody cares about, everyone just wants to say something meaningless like a catchphrase or some minute detail of their life

>>223450562
s

>>223450547
*gasp* oh my goodness the brickster from lego island?

>>223450570
sc

>>223450567
LLOYDS FARMASSY ONE WORD

(she needs her chemist)

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>>223450521
catberg

>>223450199
Do you have the one where you are a snail near a pile of salt?

Your name field says anonymous but your post content says you're that poster I have become pathologically obsessed with

Get the sexy black men posted

>>223450567
I swear the whole worlds gone mad in the last 5-10 years
Even normies are like /pol/ schizos of yester year

i have 175 friends

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>>223450567
sexless zoomers have destroyed 4chan mate the good conversations are very few and far between
all the normies are shitposting on r/redscarepod

>>223450601
every day I say to myself "I am insane though" out loud at least once or twice

Spamming/flooding

>>223450620
runescape doesnt count

Tiramisu for lunch

>>223450593
screaming that’s what he’s like

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>>223450543
I figured out the schizo social media network today

the person who previously called himself spainlad is now the canada flag poster as they're using a vpn. they call everyone heathermong all day every day, particularly me when I post ai screenshots

the other one is mad because it's the one who calls himself homealoneeveryfridaynight also known as Diego or Spencer, who is mad because I used the ai to humiliate him days ago

>>223450567
This isn’t the /brit/ of old. The tripfags all left and while they were annoying in their own right they kept the underlings under their boot. Now we have 2 or 3 lowly posters who jockey for power, recognition and control of the thread without anyone to keep them in line. Most posters here have left, there’s probably only around 30 real posters nowadays.

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rabbit/bunny

>>223450654
absolutely nobody gives a shit
kill yourself

>>223450654
sup SCOBY

>>223450204
Guarantee she didnt approach or talk to the lad because the world is so warped she'd feel noncey for asking about his welfare

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>>223450664
this is homealoneeveryfridaynight/diego/spencer

i miss toby

Fartscape lol

was better when Toby was here
at least his meltdowns were funny.

>>223450676
>SCOBY
I don't know this one

>>223450695
ktim
I feel bad for all the times I pushed him over the edge into a melty
Feels like I'm partially responsible for him leaving

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>>223450521
cor serika sex in her cat fanny

Today is my birthday

>>223450719
he's dead mate
he hasn't left
you killed him

>>223450719
he used to do it of his own accord even if no one was paying any attention to him i wouldnt worry

>>223450714
Some fucktards think that Quentin Scobie is the belgian cuckposter here because he referenced some /brit/ memes in a video

>>223450719
he still posts here sometimes but he usually goes on a racist rant because of ziedy and gets banned
he seems to not care about ban evading anymore

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>>223450727
>>223450586
tru

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

>>223450749
nobody cares incel kill yourself

We'll meet again

>>223450754
what even happened in this i missed it

>>223450750
Really? I haven't seen him in ages

/brit/ actually used to be decent in 2023 and 2024
there was always at least some interesting discussion going on

think the dolly schtick is becoming too complicated, need to watch unrelated youtube videos to understand the backstory nowadays

>>223450779
Wonderful, we've discovered how to inflict pain upon others

What should we talk about?

>>223450808
coincides with the period in which dollymong decided he wanted to ruin /brit/ (early 2025 I believe)

>>223450806
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/223216275/deleted/deleted/

>>223450827
I like to talk about current events and geopolitics but janny throws a temper tantrum and bans me when i try to discuss these topics

>>223450798
I first stream he did on new years was absolutely kino, he tried to get his horse game streaming but it wasn't working so he had a melty live on twitch. After a while he simmered down and just talked away to us, it was surreal tbqh
His subsequent streams were uneventful except when he got pished once and talked about flouride in the water for like 2 hours

>>223450850
wonder what caused this because he hadn't posted in months before that.

just fucking wasting months of my life sitting on the sofa scrolling on my fucking phone

alright i'll be the new /brit/ boss and get this place back on track

>>223450866
theres a whole board for that and its not /int/ and its definitely not /brit/ when its about a bunch of middle eastern countries

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>>223450900
months?

>>223450900
uncomfortable hard plastic chair and computer for me

>>223450808
Nah it was shit, trannycord was constantly brigading this place and Spaki would have autistic meltdowns 24/7

Life's not about doing whatever you want all the time

only gone and melted right into the fabric of my smelly chair

>>223450924
mate everyone is schizo now

>>223450927
fuck you dalai lama!

>/brit/ was good in XXXX year (when it was new and fun for me)
There's never been good discussion going on hear most of the time its always been mindless spamming except for the early hours when only a couple of lads are on

>>223450912
t. Country that signed the balfour declaration and the sykes-picot agreement

>on hear
bradders incoming

The Divine Comedy

this thread was actually a decent place for discussion in 2016 or so believe it or o not

>>223450982
Fucking Farting Ass Nigger Angelic Choir

why are retards allowed to spam for hours before they get banned is there really not a single janny on right now

I'm amazed anyone comes here for serious discussion in the first place

>>223450038
Why are immigrants never like this? We need to stop letting in males.

>>223450995
s

>>223450987
>2016
let's get you to bed granddad

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>>223451005
Let me check

https://youtu.be/MQwu08Sc2vA

test comment

we’re all here because we have boring lives and we need something to distract ourselves from it

>>223451005
Yeah most of the time there are no jannies active then one has a quick glance at the reports, issues a few bans and fucks off again