>>223452806
I don't know about pretty but an unwanted woman coming after you is scary

im obsessed with poo

rorkes google history its rorkes google history

super hans
best of super hans

rorkes google history

Round 2

Put your willy in my bum and we'll have lots of fun!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAXER-fiV2M

just ran through the whole town of Kent and sparked every cunt out while shagging their Mrs

leftypol's google history

how to tie a slipknot

Is this film good? Women seem to be very opinionated regarding it and that's rarely a good sign

We've got to end this here

A dog has snapped

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Good effort shaun

absolute pussyole

how do i keep drinking while avoiding pancreatitis. you can keep the liver safe with coffee but the pancreas seems to be unprotectable

>>223452885
looks thinner after eating all that

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I don't get it

Why would they not want to hear a new song or a song they don't normally perform?

>>223452866
sandpoo

>>223452896
shut the fuck up cacnadian prick

>>223452893
vile hag

>>223452838
*swarthy 5’6 73iq lebanese-australian voice*
>bro im litchrally posted up in fuckin westun sidnee now cuz come meet me cuz

Wonderful, we've made a mistake haven't we

Perhaps we should stay out of other people's rooms

gutless dog, come sydney and I'll heem ya
what's worse, a simp or a narc? what if you're both like that little dog cunt who rattled on me. I know you're in here

>>223452893
christ we really are a hideous people

>>223452861
Like I said mate, we’re both in the same place. If you’re brave enough to give me a point of contact we can arrange something

>>223452907
you don't want to tangle with a leaf, bud

>>223452892
shoved it up his arse

>>223452920
What are you babbling about?

my mum just said she doesn’t like Orthodox Jews because she thinks they look down on non Jewish women… news flash love it’s not just women

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how the toil freaks were moving today
howl

>>223452907
>>223452916
>>223452931
no need to sign your posts

Perhaps somebody should clear up this mess

Oh, you can't? Good grief!

>>223452923
*mr inbetween voice*
jack or a dog?
(for those wondering jack means police man I think)

my little willy is #Out

>>223452930
I said time and place and you wouldn't say exactly where? coward

>>223452951
kek this is me when i have to go send an urgent email or whatever

I see so many pretty women every day
Is my brain filtering out the ugly ones
I can't remember seeing them

>>223452961
One means undercover police the other means informant

>>223452961
it doesn’t Lol

This is fun, isn't it

>>223452968
I know you’re a pussy and wouldn’t show up lmao. If you give me something we can talk on we can keep in touch better

I met up with 2 trannies once. One was so fit and passable it was unreal and the other one just looked like a dude with longish hair and he stunk of BO. It was not an enjoyable experience

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What you got planned for the 20 year anniversary?

>>223452995
what does it mean then

Salome

I think it's a poem?

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BAN OZEMPIC
LET FAT SLAGS LIVE

>>223453011
interesting. you won't tell me your insta or email or such? scared potter?

Capcom updated the sales figures of many of its main titles!

• Pragmata - 2.51M
• RE Requiem - 8.03M
• RE4 - 16.04M
• RE2 - 19.75M
• RE3 - 14.52M
• RE7 - 18.41M
• RE Village - 15.86M
• RE6 - 17.6M
• DMC5 - 14.24M
• MH World - 30.45M

>>223453018
>looked like a dude with longish hair and he stunk of BO
ktim

my bastard life hate it

>>223453020
a big smeggy arse wank

>>223453048
there's plenty of fat slags still out and they are all HOT AS FUCK

Truly ugly women really don’t exist. As long as they don’t have genuine deformities it’s basically just a case of needing to lose weight, better skin care etc

Read the poem?

Read the poem?

>>223453058
they are the best game devs right now, just want the re9 story dlc

>>223453091
what the he'll are you talking about

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taytay

>>223453100
Maybe I should play that Pragmata I only play RE games from them

feel a bit suicidal x

>>223453050
I know you’re a turbo neek who would use something like that to try and dox rather than show up and fight. Like I said, if you’re able to send me some sort of contact I will contact you but you’re going to need to send it. If you can’t do that, I might just find you anyway and that is a threat

>>223453128
have you tried cheering up a bit :)?

roses are red
violets are blue
i love poo

what do you lads do after toil do you just quietly sit in your incel house being silent

simping for a negress should get you the death penalty

just dozed off there

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>>223453128

>>223453116
why is she rubbing her breasts in public vile perverted freak arrest her

I've come looking for trouble haven't I

Well at least I've found it

>>223453128
yeh but you're just a woman-brained attention-seeking dickhead so you'll do nothing

this heat has defeated me

>>223453151
ktim after eating 600g of pasta

>>223453146
sit restlessly unable to do anything and dwelling on everything i said and did at toil

>>223453146
yh sometimes i play a computer game or a little incel sonata
about once a month i 'go out' and thats quite fun

>>223453116
She looks like a tranny and I'm not even joking

>>223453027
ngl i lied just googled it and jack is supposedly a slang term for cops but i’ve never heard it before so its inclusion in the show may just be the result of some overzealous yank scriptwriter assuming 19th century aussie slang is still in use today

Do you think wifeberg knows when I go upstairs to chill and watch TV that I'm actually having a dirty wank?

>>223453149
throw yourself on the barbie, mate

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Why is this type of woman becoming so common?

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sunberg has been defeated
his last attempt at victory was met by rainberg sorting him out

>le ebin haxxor is gonna find me and umm... uh... get mad!

You can work your sack off 6 days a week doing hard manual labour and your wife still thinks the energy she expends on household chores is somehow comparable.

We don't know what's going on anymore, do we

a rorke yet to be changed by Black Pussy
>>223453149

>>223453171
for me it's the fall of saigon

my name is darren osborne and i live in paisley come paisley and i'll bum your arse clean off one thrust

>>223453212
i need to sniff, lick, and worship their sweaty arseholes

Wank my arse dry boys, do it!

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>mumberg in Aldi
>said there was a big 6'10 cunt behind her in the queue
>he just had a pot of yoghurt whilst mumberg had all her shopping
>had stains and uneven facial hair and sunken eyes
>was obvious he was an autistic spacker, and not like us, like a proper louis theroux documentary type one
>mumberg asked him "do you want to go before me?"
>he said yes
>when it came to mumberg's time in the queue she said "you can go now"
>he looked sad and then walked away
>mumberg was BAFFLED

how do those niggas even live

>>223453196
he didn't even know if was a female lmao

>>223453210
this but a laptop job and mother

mental how I handle huge problems just fine but minor inconveniences make me lose my fucking mind

maybe north koreans are actually happy though like maybe they have better lives than us actually

I'm shit at my job, I'm going to get fired!

>>223453218
screang

People have said it throughout history, but it feels like we are living in unstable, dangerous times, where if we're not careful the end could be brought about

>>223453243
then again
maybe not

Charity Case

>>223453234
that was me

>>223453270
because they know i am upgrading from my iphone 11 this year

>he got scared and dropped his nuts
very unsurprising. guess I win again

is pork scratchings real like crisps or is it invented like pringles?

>>223453234
There's entire families of niggas as retarded as this, I'm sure you remember some from your school days. And now they get to vote.

>>223453289
who are you even talking to

>>223453293
*catches you with ease*

>>223453304
he’s doing the non direct response thing because someone scared him

>>223453309
You're a copper aren't you

Boy have I got a tale

>>223453311
Many such cases. Sad!

Somebody get Sting

Please

>>223453304
can't say exactly but some little rodent in here snitches on someone (not me) to janberg for being mean to a little coalskin in another thread, again not me

>>223453126
pretty good game

glod

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>>223453270
How much of that is due to inflation I wonder

>>223453339
karma police

watching michael rosen youtube poops from 2012

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don’t think she has been mate

What's happening?

Don't be coy

>>223453339
roxanne

mumberg is cooking something good
is your mumberg cooking? or are you having a pot noodle and can of pepsi as usual

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>>223453340

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kick is a weird place

B&Q put all the sheet carrier trollies in the garden centre and I was going mental unable to find any at the entrance or the trolley bays

little jokers

>>223453381
im a grown up so live independently and am able to cook my own delicious meals

*closes thread*

Clearing the cache, bye!

Imagine the most retarded, underclass, unemployed, career criminal, 70 IQ, tooth missing, chain-smoking, junkie, pregnant at 15, 8 kids by 3 different men, type families there are.
Everyone has families like this in their towns and villages unless you're some Tarquin ass Eton school attending freak.
Now imaging who they're voting for.
Yeah. It's obvious isn't it?
Reform or maybe even Restore, without any shadow of a doubt.
Now ask yourself - why do YOU also support the party for easily duped retards?

>>223453340
yeah it was me and what
do something about it

>french warship in the English Channel fires 17 warning shots at Tory MP

>>223453383
or maybe it was the cancer joke lol idk some coward snitches instead of meeting me face to face

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>>223453350
>government brags about highest pay ever
>spending power is utterly shited so it means nothing

>>223453407
yes mate we get it, you hate the working class and want them replaced with even worse people from the middle east and africa. you dont need to keep sayinbg it

I will repress until I eventually die

call me colonel cheese landa cause im gassing these slices

>>223453425
see >>223453383

>>223453425
is it a joke to you to wish cancer upon people? Are you a 15 year old in a COD lobby you little loser

>>223453431
You are mentally retarded and those people aren't working class, they're the lumpen, the underclass.
Rest of your post is just and actually incorrect strawman.

suddenly remembering i inhabit a mortal human body that will someday die and screaming and crying hysterically and tearing chunks of hair out of my scalp

We're playing with fire, aren't we

And it isn't me, is it

>>223453407
maybe your party of choice should dupe easily duped retards and win then?

100% heterosexual but wank to tranny porn at least twice as often as vaginal pornography

>>>/lgbt/44339447
>>>/lgbt/44339447
>>>/lgbt/44339447
NEW

>>223453388
lovely trans queens

https://youtu.be/poidrR0ggAI

Older woman who exhibits a distinct sexual preference for men born between years 2000-2006

gave a man a lift into town today he was hitchhiking he reeked of fags and wanted to go to the medical centre so i left him off outside. i was scared he was going to turn around and stab me but he was friendly enough. thats my good deed done

>>223453463
the Canadian laughed, so I guess it was funny to 2 of us lmao look if you want to make it up to me I'm more than happy to let you suck my dick, like I said before time and place ;)

>>223453511
mad theyre american, thought they were english for ages

>>223453519
can tell you’re 35+ years old from your typing cadence alone

>>223453527
mr newton did that fat fuck a favour

>>223453519
You’re a subhuman little geek and you’ll never achieve anything in life. Your mum is depressed to have you as her son. You’re a pussyhole of a man and you’ll die a little incel loser the same way you are now.

Where's Samuel Beckett?

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So who was this

going to be strange when the hot weather is over. not having a sweaty arse all the time

>>223453570
waiting for goo

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223453522

>>223453564
rent free

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mad how much i love her

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I'm the smartest person on Earth

>seething this bad
lmao someone's relo died of the 'ol cancerberg

https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs

whats your party trick?
I pass out and hit my head on a table

>>223453626
true

Why put obvious fake text over what is already a comedic situation originally?
Indians and Bangladeshis are fiercely loyal supporters of Argentina and Brazil in the football and have fights and riots between the supporters of the two sides
There's even been murders in India between Argentina and Brazil supporters over their rivalry

>>223453626
same

>>223453649
rape

blacks

>>223453648
Who are you then?

Come and find out I gues

>>223453656
shut the fuck up poindexter

>>223453631
apostrophe takes the place of the dropped letter mate

>>223453649
I tell jokes, apparently not good ones...

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seen the new clock timmy on bbc breakfast ?

>>223453407
holy mother of all strawmans

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>>223453564
Saw this before but never saw til the end. Next time there's a surprise at the end you should add "(watch til the end)" that's what others do

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>>223453649
making all the slags do this

>>223453444
repress what

>>223453631
No, they didn’t, but little gay boys like you thinking they can run around untouched on the internet deserve a proper bang in the mouth. I’ve told you you’re a pussy, you’re know yourself you’re a pussy, what’s more to say. You remind me of a kid in my secondary school who wouldn’t stop chatting back with snide comments until they got battered.

>>223453568
Was just saying this down the bathroom mirror

>>223453710
The need to troon

I'm Pinocchio

>>223453648
...is that alex?

>>223453704
start yanking dem bootstraps timmy

>>223453164
>>223453187
she's a man who sold his soul to the devil to became a famous female singer

>>223453407
Those types vote Labour as much as they vote anyone else.

>>223453726
*surreptitiously positions my arse in front of your face*

You are upset (easily done)

Goodbye!

Today is my birthday
Im 28 now

>>223453704
what do you even do in this situation, you just got cucked.

>>223453723
grim

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>>223453671

rorkes google history its rorkes google history

megalodon
megalodon real
megalodon sightings 2026

rorkea google history

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Selena Gomez required a kidney due to complications from Lupus.
How and why is debated by laypeople, but fact is, that a panel of physicians believed she needed one.
Since there's a waitlist and other hurdles, she found a private donor, her friend and co-actress Francia Raísa.

In 2022 Gomez called Taylor Swift "my only friend in the industry," omitting Francia Raísa.
In her documentary "My Mind & Me" she did not mention Raísa once, even when talking about her Lupus.
Gomez in effect ghosted Raísa after getting a life-saving kidney transplant from her, ejecting her from her life and never thanking her for the transplant.

Raísa has since talked about the physical and mental toll the donation had on her, and the impact of the snubbing by Gomez.

In response to being called out over the situation, Gomez made a vaguepost on Instagram saying "Sorry I don't mention every person I know".

Just a reminder a lot of famous people are very sick and evil.

>>223453765
Remember what I said

>>223453768
happy birthday mate
x

>>223453777
yep, it's not good

Oh, I'm back (that's a suprise)

Hello!

>>223453768
did you hit the wall? do you have Erectile dysfunction?

had a little incel soak now my spots are looking fresh and shiny

My life revolves around /brit/, alcohol, cooming and video games

I'm a disgusting manchild

>>223453813
tim

funny how motivated immigrants ascend to the middle class in 2 or 3 generations meanwhile some of the scummiest local white families have been on benefits for 3 generations and living in a hovel for millennia.

We're playing at different levels, aren't we

All of us

>>223453768
happy birthday cody

>>223453783
ktim

I'm a man of inaction

>>223453118
>12 years old

time for a new pic lil bro

>>223453787
remarkably boring post

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>>223453768
Happy birthday

>>223453714
I was only joking at first but now I do hope you get cancer kek

rorkes google history its rorkes google history

biggest spider
biggest spider ever vietnam

rorkes google history

>>223453829
Not me

>>223453768
Fuck off

>>223453146
yeah i have no purpose outside of being in work
when i was made redundant i was depressed
sad but i need work to survive

>>12 years old
ktim

>>223453853
Yeah because you know every word I’ve said is true about yourself. I know your type mate, I would fucking batter you just know that

>>223453842
You replied to it

What's at the end of a joke

A drop

>>223453818
*rapes your mum*

I was indifferent to bill oddie but when his comments on britain and its people surfaced I realised he was a good man on the right side of history

>>223453853
Shame the world doesn't run on hopes
If it did you wouldn't be a shut in freak

https://youtu.be/TVEhDrJzM8E

We're waiting for something, aren't we?

>>223453888
post face with time stamp and address then cunt and I'll come see ya, fucking little dog

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doing a ponder

>>223453889
yeah because it was remarkably boring so i remarked

>>223453522
that's what every race in the entire world does outside of europe and the us

its a uniquely western idea that strange women should be allowed to seize the assets of a family

even joseph stalin ended divorce like that

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The guy on the left portrays the guy on the right a s an incel

What do you reckon it will take for Britain to survive the coming decades

>>223453919
You'll do nothing

https://youtu.be/vA1nlwTbCvg

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>>223453837
Feel free to post whatever zoomers think is funny. This "unc" will stick to what he knows.

>>223453935
total biomass extinction

>>223453904
I'm at work actually contributing to the economyz unlike your parasitic ass sitting on the dole. keep seething :)

>>223453595
top never existed

stick to incel threads x

Reckon most of us have lots of health issues that we're simply too poor for the NHS to care about or to get diagnosed and fixed

This is rule breaking!

>>223453935
survive what?

>>223453894
>>223453919
please stop posting

>>223453953
Well yeah but what will it take to bring that about

>>223453958
You sure are champ

>>223453787
to be famous you can't be a nice normal person, you need to have a certain level of sociopathy to do it

>>223453595
fucking kek

leftypol google history its leftypol google history

first ever gay sex
gay sex history wikipedia
fortnite

leftypol google history

Oh, I'm an actual Psychopath

Who knew! (Not me, I'm a psychopath)

>>223453919
Like I’ve said you’re a little bitch who can’t let the last word go. You’ve already dodged giving me somewhere to contact you, because you’re a pussy. You’re a little terminally online pussy who shot out of your dad’s limp dick like a bolt of disappointment into the world. Not only would I smash your fucking head in but I bet your dad is a little bitch of a man too to raise something as pathetic as you.

Sorry about what I said earlier, I didn't mean it. Even the nice things.

>>223453973
>>223453894
how's winter over there in australia? it's a pretty mild winter here.
It was decently cold for 3 or so weeks, now it oscilates between 15 to 20 degrees most days.

This is a blood debt that will be repaid

I swear vengeance!

watching chippy

>>223453978
trying to support dole bludging scum like this cunt here >>223453973

>>223453952
you have had 12 years to find a new picture to post
in that time you could have

.paid over half a mortgage
.completed a masters degree and worked into a £60k a year job
.had 2 children into primary school
.walker round the earth twice

but you decided to post that picture

blanching my cock and bollocks

Right, time for your psychopathy to manifest

Ciao!

>>223454026
*puts my hand down your pants and squeezes your willy*

Funny how they can't put great people on the euro because one nations great leader is a conqueror and tyrant to another so they put pigeons on it instead

oh yeah everyone forgot that climate changes means MORE floods too lol

Boy George's new song about his support for the IDF and Israel unironically sounds like low quality AI slop even though it's really him

>>223454046
okay 190

>>223454011
depends
im sure its pretty mild in cairns but positively arctic in hobart

forsens about to kill solidus..

>>223453992
she has very dark prominent eyebrows doesn't she

>>223454025
sad, bitter, lonely projection

>>223454049
is that because of increased rain or because the heat has turned the soil hydrophobic?
love lots of rain but don't like lots of hard soil

You're so fucking stupid

Bye for now!

oh yeah everyone forgot that boat arrivals mean MORE cvp floods too lol

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>>223454026
It didn't get less funny in that 12 years but internet content in general did. Should I post less funny pics because they're newer? Also, you seem to imply that it took me 12 years to post the pic which is wrong. It took mere seconds.

>>223454094
im fairly clever

>>223454093
that issue is only there for a week or so after the rains return
it will then become sodden as per usual

>>223454040
>>223454094
is this nigga having a psychotic break or something

Sanjeev Patel. Age 64. came to england with £5.87 in his pocket. his sons expanded his corner shop into a network of corner shops and eventually became premier corner shop franchise owners. his grandchildren are a lawyer, doctor, accountant, dentist. Sanjeev lives in a detached £624,000 family house purchased by his children. when the family comes to visit there is a line of range rovers outside. when asked about his life goals he said that his family's safety and prosperity is all that matters and he is grateful for achieving that.


Kai Dillbert. Age 29. his ancestors came to britain in the 6th century. he's just come out of prison for shoplifting and possession of class A. he is now of no fixed abode. his dad was not present in his life. his mother was a crack addicted prostitute who lived on benefits. growing up he had no discipline and was involved in crime from a young age. his mother even condoned his use of weed in the home so long as he gave her some. he drives a stolen electric scooter. when asked about his life goals he said I dunno and quickly changed the subject to methods of scoring his next high.

who would YOU rather have in this country?

(He's like me, isn't he)

>>223453962
Ktim. Psychiatrist fobbed me off. Posting this as I lay in bed miserable for the umpteenth time this year on my 3rd year of unemployment. Blood test booked 2 weeks ago, for mid September. The whole thing is dysfunctional at best.

>he would smash me but is still too gutless to give address
anyway I'm tired of your cowardice. I accept your concession of defeat (just like what would happen irl)
*blocked*

watching wreck it rorke

>>223454148
Run away boy

A psychopath is on the loose

Well done, you dunces

>>223454148
you are far too autistic to be even remotely threatening

Carm on carm on carm on carm on carm on and kiill 'em

>>223454122
Neither. Not as if overpriced corner ships add value to the nation. Don't care if his kids are larping as professionals.

Shit, I better stay out of this thread

>>223454148
Do you have autism?
Something not right with you lad

lovingly kissing catberg on his little homosexual faggot forehead x

mousey on one