Don Ciccio EditionPrevious:>>223450381
a fine edition.
madonna mia, ehhhh
I'm starting to see what all the fuss is about butts
>Sparagnat...
how would you handle it if your son said "Dad, I want to be a Jew"
>>223456253What would you do if I came up to you and started speaking extremely poorly-pronounced Greek with incorrect grammar?
>>223456375"what for?"
Dad is watching AI facebook reels at full volume while I'm trying to drink my coffee but I can't say anything because I'm unemployed and live in his house for free
>>223456431I don't know why I found this so funny
>>223456431my mom always calls me and tells me she saw a cat driving a car
>>223456375My son came out as Jewish a decade ago. We support him in his decision fully and even attended his adult Bris
>>223456386 Nothing?
Just spewed out a massive coiler.
>>223456465Hey Aristophanes, what the fuck are you doing here
What class should I play in ctf_2fort
She got a cunt that smells like a buttCunt like a butt yeah yeah
I will never have sex
>>223456506 It's my right to be here if I want to
>>223456547Have sex?
>>223456576I feel no arousal upon seeing this image
Have a phone screener/interview in an hour, don't remember anything about the job posting, and i made up a fake resume that i have since lost so I can't remember what fake jobs i put on itThe plan is just to keep things vague and spit out vague buzzwords confidently that sound good
>>223456592SameAss isn't nearly oiled enough. Who wants dry ass? Give it to me WETT
>>223456576Lickable
Just spewed a massive coiler out of my ass.
>>223456650Let me know when they come out of your mouth, then I'll be interested
>go into thread about eastern europe >post something like X is actually Russian the Russians were the first ones to make X>leave threadGod, baiting slavs is too easy
mario and luigi are my best friends
>>223456683you're not wrong
Uhm... heh. So uh. Err. S-so the um. Uh. The vid. The video games? Sorry uh, heh, video games...? They're, ah, they're fun I think? Um. So that that's all, video uh games. The Sonic. Sorry thanks.
Find a woman that looks at you like Apollonia looked at Michael
>>223456465>>223456572Πόσο ακριβές είναι το Google Translate στη μετάφραση των ελληνικών; Βγάζει νόημα αυτή η πρόταση;
>>223456734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjEC4WhCvgthat looks like the singer for Heart, only a bit more Greek
>>223456683i dated a polish girl for awhile. she and her family were so funny to me. they despised germans and nazis, obviously, but they also hated anyone who wasn't white. it was such a charming bit of doublethink. "yeah, fuck those nazis, rounding people up in the night, just because they weren't aryan. blacks and mexicans? oh they should be totally exterminated." lol one of my more memorable christmases.
>>223456767The avg polish girl is chuddier than the most chuddy American guyScary people
Shakira - Dai Dai has gone up by over 100 million views in the past ~week.
>>223456767Poles don't hate the Nazis because they were racist, they hate the Nazis because he harmed Poles.
>>223456821that's exactly it, yeah. it's just a grudge, no ideology in the mix. the germans just beat them at racism haha
sometimes i think i hear someone talking to me and when i talk back, i get weird looks.
>>223456818At least 12 of those were me. She moves in a very entrancing way
Dubs and I have sex
I just heard a loud boom then everything went quiet. No traffic sounds, no birds nothing
>>223456744>Βγάζει νόημα αυτή η πρόταση Yeah the translation is pretty good
>>223456903Turn on CNN right now!!
>>223456903I caused that btw
Nukes are dropping.
Big fan of this image
>Want to Jerk off >halfway through think "Wait this is stupid" and quitDoes this happen with anyone else?
>>223456734>have a daughter>name her after a male godwhat was intended by that action?
Padre wants to see the new Evil Dead in theaters tomorrow
Mega Millions is 800 million dollars tonight, did you guys buy a ticket?
How do we feel about having a little nap /cum/
LOL
>just got 3 test tubes of blood takentis but a flesh wound
>>223456986>halfway through think "Wait this is stupid"I think this but I don't stop doing it
>>223456986Tried to jackoff last night and my antidepressants were like "no."
>>223457040There has to be more to this, there is no way this is real
>>223456698Media pending approval and it never ends
>>223457041I haven't had my blood tested in over 10 years. I'm too scared bros. I hate blood and I hate needles so fucking much.
Today is a day for sure
I tried to jerk off yesterday and I did and the girl was incredibly sexy but it was kind of lack luster, I was pretty tired though
>>223457118Happens to me a lot
I haven't jerked off for 5 days, my next load is going to be huge
>>223457118Keep us posted
Would you let people hide in your house if there was an active shooting?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4AiGsmC3f3Y
>Gooners are ruining the threadPorn should be a crime.
It's been five days in these boats of the Glen Carrig
i do nothing all day every day and i still smell like shit despite bathing
>>223457124Made one
>>223457192You're thinking too hard
When my ex left she left a pair of her pants behind on accident and sometimes i wear them and ejaculate in them
>>223457139Oh fuck I don't know if my mouth can hold all that
>>223457212How many times did you sleep with her?
>>223457212 Why do you need to wear them?
>>223457230Lots we were together for just over two years
>>223457250It's part of our culture
>>223457250Idk its just a ritual I haveNot fielding any further questions
>>223457277 Crossdressing is a sign of homosexuality
How do I "pinch off" a shit, bros? If I gotta go I gotta go.
>>223457319No its not
>>223457212>on accidenteasiest way to spot an ESL.
>>223457319maybe it's just bisexuality, cause middle class Brits love to crossdress
can the euros fuck off
>>223457323That was me btw
Getting reminded that some people unironically text like this gives me violent whiplash.>get here she gna text wen she on wat and my BK hurtsInstant moron diagnosis.
>I spoke about wings>You just flew>I wondered, I guessed and I tried>You just knew
>>223457365I like them, they add cultural enrichment to our thread o algo
>>223457395they have their own threads and they come from faggot countries that leech off of ours but when we visit their threads we get screamed at
>>223457350I thought that was British English, but what do I know, amirite
>>223456986usually i get all excited about something, then remember the shit i have to do that day, go soft, and piss the pre out.
Listening to System of a Down - BYOB
>>223457408American man's Burden
I put the pussy on a pedestal. Shit, I'd sign my rights away and be her actual slave if she asked.
After careful consideration, I have decided to NOT Jerk off today.
Being sober is so boring on GOD
>>223457571SameI love womenI live to serve women
>>223457571bad idea. giving a woman permission to mistreat you is like taking scaphism as a cruise.
Whenever I see a protest in some European country, they ALWAYS have at least one large sign in English. Why? Why do they feel the need to put a foreign language on a domestic protest?
I complain about the degeneracy of modern society yet I am hopelessly addicted to hentai
>>223457642The entire world is becoming America
>>223457640You're probably right, but I don't have the self-esteem to behave otherwise. Which, of course, is ultimately self-defeating because women want a confident man, not a pathetic little simp.
>>223457642We all know America is the main character and they know to get any international traction they're gonna have to have at least one sign readable for Americans
Death grips is online
>>223457642and its always them protesting against english speakers, tourists and americans lmao. buckbroken people
CinnamonToastKen is a predator catcher nowBetter than being a predator I guess
This summer might be your last.
>>223457708
>>223457773Noided
Why was that post deleted
They tread on us everyday and no one does anything
>>223457798A Palestinian flag in someone's profile/bio makes me immediately disregard anything they have to say.
>>223457775Wouldn't you be angry if you saw tourists throwing garbage in your neighborhoods?
>>223457781sadhe used to be one of us
how did the old ones survived without chatgpt?
I have made up my own pantheon of gods in my head. Before I work out I always pray to the god of strength. Whenever I buy a lottery ticket I pray to lady luck. I don't actually believe that these entities exist, but it's a fun activity.
>>223457773GOLIATH ONLINE
>>223457624That's the hardest thing about not drinking. I don't physically crave alcohol it's just that everything is so fucking boring without it
>>223457834Our king has one thoughbeit
Idea: Jurassic Park 3 The Musical.
>>223457834Because you're jewish
>>223457875Post hands
>>223457891Most Jews are white passing albeit.
>>223457845You sound like a creative and enjoyable person
Doogal
>>223457891You're Jewish too lolI couldnt give 2 tugs of a dead dog's cock about Palestinians but the only people that seethe over them are Jews It's so obvious
I thought society owed us sex
>>223457938Then why are you defending Palestine? A country full of subspecies that admits wanting to kill Americans? A country that celebrated 9/11 and killed American hostages? Methinks you are a Mudslime or some sort of third worldist.
>>223457938Whatever you say, Mohammed Abdul Mohammed Mohammed.
i have a crush on mexico and brazili want to learn spanish or portugese and move there and hang out with them >t gringo who lived around whites and latin americans and latin americans are bros
I'm having a blast
jidf is here
>>223457996Aka you failed as a white man and decide to degenerate your race. Good job. You'll always be known as a loser back home.
>>223457985>>223457982JIDF on full damage control>Then why are you defending Palestine?I'm not. I just said you're Jewish and you are>>223457985How can you be a Jew in YooL 2 thousand and twenty six and think browns are the only people who don't like Israel Have you even seen Twitter lately? It's like an online Hitler Youth rally . Everybody even normies hate Israel now
Kill every single nonwhite person except asians
>>223457798 >an Anglo country takes inspiration from the politics of another Anglo country >Oh golly that means you're a hypocrite for not wanting third worlders in your country
>>223458042i have fucked over 100 women anon in the USi find that my white peers find me to be fiery and eccentric while my latin american peers find me more normal
>>223458042He's obviously brown dummyHe's doing race PR. Get a clue and remember where you are
The fuck timmy gonna do?
>>223458054If the world was just Asians and Whites we'd have lunar colonies by now
there are certain pleasures of life which you aren't destined to experience no matter how much you cope.
>>223458054 I wonder what a multiracial country with just east asians and whites would be like
>>223458198bait
>>223458171I mean, yeah obviously. I'd love to give Taylor Swift the facial abuse treatment, but that's never going to happen is it?
>>223458211look at wallstreet
>>223458198They will just redefine anything to win the argument. Tranny shooter? Umm ackchually he was RW o algo
>>223458198>>223458198Uh Oklahoma city bombing bros..
>>223458211Look at Hong Kong during the 70s 80s and most of 90s
>>223458211Singapore or Hong Kong
>>223458241i was talking about basic things in life - a partner, a house, a car...
>>223458171 Sex isn't a pleasure. It's the bare minimum. Procreation has been the end goal of every human since the beginning of time.
Having any sort of flag is weird. Especially troon ones and American flags
>>223458322and some people will never experience that. the odds are stacked against them
>>223458310It's the same thing fundamentally, just my example is of a grander scale. If it's never happening it's never happening.
>>223458361>American flagsPost birth certificate
I'd this the /cum/ lunchtime bottleneck?
I just woke up
I think it's so cute and nice when a woman wants kids
Are we winning
>have to drive like 5 miles to my parents house to pick something up>get tailgated>a little girl crosses the street even though she could see me coming (there is no stop sign) forcing me to stop>A stanley steemer truck turns into the road even though it could see me coming and forces me to stop to prevent an accidentWhat the fuck is wrong with texas? This state has the highest number of car accidents btw
Im pro flock
My balls are blue and my shaft is redBeen stroking like a dog just to squeeze nut out this sac
Someone post the video of that huge fucking cop that was going ham on some black dude in the back of the cop car and the tiny woman officer came up and pleaded with him to stop and he grabbed her by the fucking throat and back d her into that truck
>>223458583That’s probably AI
I don't have the video but that cop was fucking huge Like 6'5 and 280
>>223458520Texas is the absolute pinnacle of cagie culture and cagie IQ maxes out at 73.
Keep seeing bots or NPCs lying about basic facts on China, especially squat toilets
He got fired and charged and went to jail
>>223458583>>223458648>>223458684Female womanlet cop? Free that man immediately
>>223458684>PulleaseOh, he's PaesanPullease is a corruption of Pugliese, those moron at Ellis Island robbed many of us of our family history
>>223457875 What's wrong with being jewish?
>>223458817Oxi, StavrosYou're not gonna bait me into getting banned. Besides, I didn't even say there was anything wrong with being Jewish
Cooked myself instantly at the gym, deep fried
Female cops should be allowed to use deadly force in more flexible situations to make up for their lack of physical strength
>>223458811You’re not Italian DiStefano you don’t even like football
>>223458043Hands were still not posted>>223458054Yellow feverist hands typed this. Asians are just as bad as the others.>>223458844No hands? Are we backtracking?
>>223458917Did you mog anyone there
>>223457730you're only as pathetic as you decide to be, and i mean this with total disregard to women and romance. as you get older, you'll discover that measures of success are faulty. millionaires commit suicide. great talents are miserable. it's titled "self-worth" for a very good reason: it's yours. you own it. and more, you get to decide what you're worth. not to anyone else. you. let that wealth appreciate, brother. like those scam gold coin commercials for old people, ha!
>>223458844 I had to try
>>223458956Zitto, animale
I have a bad habit of pouring a cup of coffee and letting it sit for an hour before I get around to drinking it
>>223459044Bro I'm barely not dying that doest matter
>>223458662You would know wouldn't you
got the shits today
I'm McChinese
>>223459166LOLI, too, have amusing anecdotes to share!
I don't like when a person goes to every single club night, regardless of theme. That's just a scene tourist with extra steps. Stay in your lane.
>>223457867Just checked his account sad to see that comments are disabled
>Talk about my nut, gluten, and dye allergy at work>Fuckface manager makes joke about it>Everyone laughs>Get asked about how do I still have nut allergies in my thirtiesI hate work
>>223459294You won't be allergic to my nut
I'm watching a body cam videos where they had to break our the ballistic shield... Do they ever test those things? I wouldn't trust my life to something where the guy selling it to me just says "it's bulletproof bro, trust me"
>>223459294I genuinely don't understand how workplace bullying is a thing. I would call that shit out right away and probably escalate way too hard and get fired but I wouldn't just bite my tongue.
>>223459294Maybe you'll learn to stop talking about the gayest aspects of yourself with strangers
>>223459362Faggot
As near as I can figure, there is no company policy indicating there is any kind of limit to the amount of time I can spend on the toilet over the course of a work day.
>>223459362my manager keeps calling me fat and making jokes about me eating food
I remember one time I got caught drinking a beer on my way home from the store and a cop gave me a drinking in public ticket but I never went to court and got a warrant and a year later on a Friday afternoon I got stopped and taken to jail and had to sit there for 4 days because Monday was a holiday and I couldn't see the judge.
>>223459097what is this millennial cope
>>223459433Happens to everyone
>>223459362I gave up. I brought up my autism last month and everyone laughed. >>223459378Okay so go out to eat and risk an allergic reaction? They were talking about restaurants and I wanted somewhere nut free
>>223459097Excellent advice
>>223458924females shouldn't be cops because anything that gives a criminal the notion that he might succeed is unacceptable presentation for a law enforcement officer.
>>223459491>somewhere nut freeDo you even hear yourself? You sound like a mincing boy-hungry faggot. Man the fuck up, just don't order anything with nuts in it or just get soup or something, don't put yourself on blast like that, that's like saying "can we go to a restaurant where we're seated near the bathroom? I still puss my pants on occasion" Like dude TMI, keep it to yourself and deal with it
I need to start drinking my coffee early, like I'm drinking a full glass of pure dark extra strong coffee like half an hour before and it leaves me feeling bad for like the first half
I would laugh if someone at work said they had a nut allergy
>>223459491>I gave up. I brought up my autism last month and everyone laughed.Don't give up anon. Fight like hell. To the very end. Call your boss a retard to his face.
is minor key literally just better than major key period
>>223459607I'm straight you nigger. My autism doesn't mean I get social situations faggot
>>223459722majority wins so yes
>>223459694because you were raised by pornography.
Is autism real or is it like adhd?
>>223459727Well then you need a straight shooter buddy like me to tell you when to rein it in because holy shit
>>223459753What does pornography have to do with laughing at gimps?
>>223459755it's real and it didn't used to exist so it should be the main focus of our highly advanced and wealthy governments.
>>223459722Music resembles human speech which is why we enjoy it. Major key mostly resembles the speech of an authoritative, extroverted man. Basically you like being told what to do if you are a major key fan.
>>223459797That explains why I automagically tune so many people out just like radio music
Hehe dogberg is sniffing around for his dinner. Little does he know he's getting a leftover fried chicken liver along with his usual fare! The fool, the poltroon.
>>223459892I fried your mom's chicken liver if you know what I mean
>>223459892post dogberg
>>223459772my brother has a peanut allergy you subhuman savage. someone needs to teach you some manners.
>>223459797What if I like minor key? What type of speech mirrors that?
Obama's daughter needs her poosy licked
>>223459892don't talk about your dear dog that way you goddamn punk, he loves you unconditionally. perhaps he is the only one to love you.
>>223459959>What type of speech mirrors that?yo mama's moans when i edge her with my tongue
Home alone so I thought I’d visit simpcity again.Thinkgen bout what to stroke the rod to I remember this foot model and check her content thread, turns out she released her first BJ video after all those years…probably charged hundreds for it as a PPV.Some Goonhead obviously bought it and shared a link…I have never seen a more lackluster succ.What a BORING whore.Last time you’ve been goonscammed?
>>223459947lol tell him he is a gimp for me
>>223459965>yellow nailsc'mon have some decorum, you're the President's daughter.
>>223459965she has a fat cock like her mother
>>223460016It's like the mupdup songBrown and yellow brown and yellow
>>223460008if I ever see you i'm gonna ____ ___ __ ___ ____.
>>223460041Chew up a nutter butter and snowball it to me so I can spit it in your brothers face?Weird but ok
>>223459621see >>223459389
Currently “donating” plasma
>>223459965His wife needs her gock licked
>>223460119You meet the friendliest people at the plasma suction center
currently donating my dick to your girl's ass.
I just want a girl I can be nice toI have so much love to give
>>223460139The staff seem nice but it seems to be frowned upon to engage in small talk with the other “donors”
>>223460139So true, sis. We are all in this together!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVxBaQ7xM4
Currently in DeKalb Illinois
>>223460191https://youtu.be/HiqmZLOaD8o
>only three people died in the Seattle shooting YAWN
>>223460203The workers in the clinic I've gone to refer to the donors as if we were animals or some shit.
>>223460266H'what was the motive?
I've got poison ivy again
Momberg got me a nasty (good) coffee
>>223460282You are cattle.
>>223459959Minor key sounds like a vulnerable and submissive person's speech. It's comforting because it sounds more "honest". You're basically autistic.
>>223460282When you deal with over 300 people a day you have to compartmentalize them differently
>>223460266freemason dubs, careful what you wish for.
>>223460370Your black
Stop talking about tranny cock
>>223460314>browsing 4chan without adblock or ublock or noscriptwhat kind of faggot even are you smdh jfc fr no cap on GOD
>>223460399>>223460400>>223460411>>223460422Four posts in a row with dubs
We don't do that in Germany
>>223460411GOCK!
Wasp flew into my room so I trapped it into a glass and tried to transfer it with a paper outside, but I messed up and it almost got out of the trap. I trapped it crushing if half way in the glass half way out.I panicked and used my hobby knife to cut him in half so he couldn't sting me. His intestine was still connected and he was still moving when I threw him outside. I feel bad. I should have crushed his head so he didn't suffer but I panicked.
>>223460422adblock bricks nu4chan (2025 edition)
>>223460422I wish she had an onlyfans
>>223460422This Tik-Tok style of editing fills me with intense rage
Dead tired but that's how I like it
>>223460435should've played lotto today
This is the last site id turn adblock on forIve actually seen interesting ads here before>>223460435Mental
my music career failed. i feel like those onlyfan twats whose nudes business got zero traction.
>>223460460Well at least he’s dead now
>>223460464give it time.>>223460469better things to be upset over.
>>223460483You can still buy a Mega Millions for tonight. 800 million dollars up for grabs
Got angry at my roommate and yelled at her for waking me up with her loud ugly horse laughing and she got upset and i feel bad
>>223460460Insects need to suffer, they are literal demons.
>>223460569What exactly did you say? You can still apologize to her
>>223460569Have make up sex
>>223460569Why is lilbro sleeping at 4pm
>>223460607It's 1:47
Time for the haircut appointment
life is shit
>>223460628Get a buzz cut
>>223460628why don't you just cut your own hair, it's honestly easy. i've been doing it since COVID and after spending $25 every 4 weeks I've saved like $1500.
>>223460640Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>223460659I haven't paid for a haircut since I was like 15I'm always shaved bald
>>223460640its probably-- no, definitely your fault
>>223460691based. considering just giving myself cancer so i don't ever have to bother with haircuts ever again. need to find a large microwave emitter to stand in front of, nuclear plants are all locked up tighter than a nun's cunt around here.
>>223459755Very real and you faggots try to make us mask
Pissed off a reddit janny and got ip banned for life
>>223460785>Dr. Topperwhat in the FUCK
>>223460783When I was in high school, I kept making accounts to spam tubgirl on various subreddits until my device was banned from making new accounts
>>223460785>anon doesnt know about safe foods
Dr. Gocker
I would never date a woman with autism/adhd even for I have them myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4I don't think Alice Cooper ever wrote & performed a rock song as good as this in his entire life
>>223460785this kind of shit makes me sick AND explains why i'm not fat at the same time. looking at that food and not understanding you are cramming yourself full of garbage is not autism, it's called being a retard
I want to kiss her poosy
>>223460875Dr. Topper actually sounds gayer somehow.
>>223460892But he has AUTISM
>>223460831Grocery store chains will often have generic versions of popular products, and will give them names that sound and look familiar.
>>223460919girls like this are clearly gross busted used up whores with stinky broken pussies. they will fuck everything from a 90 year old billionaire jew to a disgusting hairy oil sheikh.
>>223460892>>223460931What about safe foods do you not get?
>>223460707suck it catfag
Use this for the new
>>223461009I don’t understand this. Who is this made for? Who would actively seek this content out? Why would they make this? Why are the men just standing there in the background?
>>223461009fucking kys dude
>>223461112>>223461112>>223461112>>223461112New
>>223461052Thirdies live for this content
>>223461052It's made for Gen Alpha
>>223461009>I like this new generation of musiccyberpunk as frick
>>223461119I have no problem using news made by Euros but others ITT hate it
>>223461142I am Canadian amigo
>>223460640 But you got only 1 so enjoy it the best you can.
>>223458558>Nick in 2 months when normies make talking about them too mainstream
>>223458198what about that right wing extremist who murdered people at a pride parade with his car
