>Wake up>It's the year 2200 >You now live in the united states of earth>All countries except Israel were annexed into the united states >All languages besides English are banned>There are exactly 1000 states drawn arbitrarily as perfect squares>Judaism, mormonism and evangelicalism are the only surviving religions>All citizens are circumcised upon birth without exception >The police fly around in hovercraft armed with tactical nukes, and are authorized to do on-the-spot penis examinations to find uncircumsised terrorists>Two political parties exist and you get to vote between 300 quintillion to Israel and more toddler drag queens, and 300 quintillion to Israel and cloning Epstein for the 27th time>Health standards have been changed so "overweight" starts at 50 BMI and "obese" starts at 75>Everyone is the same shade of light brown>The only place left out of the glorious Terran homogeneous civilization is space, where Muslims struggle to found colonies on Mars because of constant drone-strikesWhat is the first thing you do in your new, all-American utopia?
>>223460811>What is the first thing you do in your new, all-American utopia?get shot
>>223460940dog bless
>Wake up>Black bull pounding my wife Bernard>The BBC's rhythmic plapping against that aryan boypussy (poopy asshole) puts me back to sleep
>>223460811kek at picrel, didn't read the post.
>>223460811That would unironically called the World government
>>223460811Get into political fights about how my party is right since the other supports Israel (the new Epstein clone won't do bad; he promised).
>>223460940Over 60% of gun homicide in the US is suicide btw. No idea why we count it like that, Europe doesn't do that.
i would first recite the pledge of allegiance to remember my great ancestors who fought to ensure the world's freedom
>>223460978There are no blah pipo anymore though
>>223461567It's an agenda thing. Anti gun people want to beef up the numbers
>>223460811Pray to the preserved AI conciousness overlord-king-god-idol of Benjamin Netanyahu for strength and success in my days.
>>223462358That's even worse. Why do people with an agenda have the ability to botch statistics like that? McCarthy was right.
Nightmares like OP make me glad I don't live in USia.
>>223460811>>Health standards have been changed so "overweight" starts at 50 BMI and "obese" starts at 75>>The only place left out of the glorious Terran homogeneous civilization is space, where Muslims struggle to found colonies on Mars because of constant drone-strikeskek
>>223460811>Muslims struggle to found colonies on Mars because of constant drone-strikesmade me chuckle
>blocks your path
>>223467288They'd push for it the hardest because they've gone full ancap. Oh America became bigger? That means we can sell more labubus and we get free oil. It's all part of their endgame China wins in the end.
>>223460811I would salute the flag and get in my 20 ton truck to commute to my job that is 5 minutes away where i fix spelling mistakes the google-epstein-lockheed-martin AI makes. God bless america
>>223467332>they've gone full ancapIs this what retarded amerishits are coping themselves with? Delusional. Communism won and will continue winning
>>223467332>centralized state controlled economy >ancap
>>223467354>unironic commie>calls other people retards
>>223460811eat lunch
>>223460940kek
>>223467354>>223467360They do almost nothing identical to communists in the USSR, literally forgot them on their border just before Deng took over, attacked Vietnam, and have private companies. And if you say the private companies are state controlled so are the ones in the US, they run on government contracts. No communist country would fund its development via exporting consumer goods to foreign markets after taking a ton of investment money from neocolonial organizations like the IMF, you people are insane if you think that's what communism is.
>>223467644They are still super authoritarian but not economically communist
>>223467418You lost faggot>>223467644You never read marx, nor anything coming out of cpc initiatives and projects>attacked vietnam>nothing like ussrAmershits have such an infantile and braindead conception of communism, almost entirely created by the cia funded and backed trotskyist garbage you still see remnants of in shit like the dsa
>>223467644>And if you say the private companies are state controlled so are the ones in the US, they run on government contracts"Government contracts", aka corporate funded politicians redirecting public funds towards private hands. Its a parasitic system, extremely retarded to compare such a thing to a theoretical "state controlled company" or ownership of the means of production.When the ccp wants something done, it gets done. Chinese corps exist at the behest of party leadership
>>223467877>The CIA and Trotsky altered the American perception of communism Look up Mao's continuous revolution it was 1 to 1 a copy of Trotsky's permanent revolution. You haven't even read a single word of Marx if you think there's anything similar between China or the USSR they literally rejected becoming a republic and would fight them on their border. By the time Deng took over everyone knew China sidelined communism completely and by the time they started sucking up to the IMF and WTO it was consolidated. Yeah I'm sure communists want to financialize their production that's exactly what the USSR was all about they just LOVED stimulus from banks interfering with the 30th five year plan or pointless quotas. Communism to you people is just anything that you believe opposes the US, it's purely reactionary.
>>223460811>You now live in the united states of earthif anything I think the future they predicted in cyberpunk is more reasonable than this one, money people realizing they have better control of governments and since globally institutions are becoming thinly veiled branches of corporations, it stands to reason that the wealthiest countries will secede into smaller states easier to control by corporate capital
>>223460811Based.
>>223467288They are already a dildo factory for America. They are a state in everything but name
Detonate the anti-matter bomb hidden in area 59 while donning a fat suit and cybernetically enhanced penis camouflage, detonating half of the planet in the process.
>>223461807Then it is a world that I would not allow to exist.I would do unspeakable things for my HIV positive, jaundice afflicted, incontinent BLACK bull. I would impale you on pikes shaped in the likeness of His BBC (snowbunnies be upon him)
>>223468010>>223467288China is completely economically and militarily dependent on American trade, globalization and American protected trade. Retards think china is an ally rather than a dependent because they say stupid shit to save face.
>>223467877Dilate
>>223468010>>223468229>
>>223468584No one said collapse or even alluded to it remotely.
>>223460811no why would i move to usa
>>223468584This is a bot post
>>223468584East Texas is thriving in 2200
>>223460811being annexed by USAnia would mean cane sugar would be illegal, as a replacement we would be issued with Walmart(r) great value(tm) HFCS jugs to guzzle from every day
Im unitedstatian of the unitedstates
>>223470946Sugar is not illegal let me tell you hwat
>>223468584holy shit lmao
>>223471005I'm sure that corrupt republichud congress would pass a constitutional amendment against cane sugar and mandate consumption of Israeli-made transgender HFCS and dems wouldn't give a shit and would happily provide enough rotating villains for the task
the USE has fallen.I was moved today from my sector in eastern Indochina to some shithole in the mediterranean plains. I tried explaining to the guards there was some sort of mistake but they said I need to upgrade my Campbell Soul Citizens’ Militia subscription to platinum tier before I can open my mouth in their presence. I was then punched in the mouth and charged with unlawful sedition on the spot. I have been assigned 8 months forced labor in the Burger King moth and cricket farms. I don’t think I can do it bros, I did not vote for planetary president Donald Caius Trump the 27th for this.
>>223468047>>223460978Kek
>>223460811>What is the first thing you do in your new, all-American utopia?Get tortured by the government I guess
