lee lard edish
>>223461581r puke
Just to confirm ALDI isn't a dead end job it's the highest paid supermarket in the UK and looks excellent on a CV
tilde put shrewsbury on the map if we're being honest
>>223461655she has nice skin
normal thing to say about your job isn't it
We now go to /brit/ for their reaction to the death of Ghana's tallest man.
>>223461655i'd love to cut her up with a boxcutter and take bites out of her flesh, specifically her neck
>>223461655would i ?
I will happily take my place in the list of martrys who have died protecting the Islamic Republic of Iran and the leader of the Islamic revolution (may allah be pleased with him)
>>223461622I mean you aren't wrong but there was passion in that parting hug, it wasn't the kind you'd get from a friend
>>223461682
>>223461690>I mean...stop this you gimp
>>223461674let's chalk this one up as a victory manletbros
RAH UNCS ARE NASTY Y'KNO
to make matters worse I've got my bum out
https://youtu.be/Q1NR9BY9Qrw
>>223461709where is the option for being 40+ and eating the mould for a certain poster here
>>223461700this is me when I nut
>>223461721what are you like eh
*heatherfreak suddenly gets up on all fours, the hair on his back standing*HISS! DO NOT CUT THE MOULD!
>>223461730sc
I'm 35+ YES
mad how I had a great post in mind and then completely forgot what it was all about
>>223461742not on how peng she wasunacceptable
>>223461742Jenny ani is the OG boyhood crush
>>223461757>wasumis
>>223461721what a coincidence my cock is out
>>223461709I did this once with mozzarella cheese, one end had a bit of mold but the rest of it looked fine, so I just cut it in half and used the good looking side.I thought I was going to die a few hours later, had to crawl to my bathroom and threw up for hours and just laid there on the floor naked and sweating with no energy to pick myself up.
>>223461742Rorke and 24 year old woman vibes
>>223461783this owl nigga chinese
quite drunk, might play through the original DOOM
>>223461780mozzarella is the ONE cheese you can't do this with you fucking moron!
>>223461797S
>>223461798Play Duke Nukem 3D instead
>>223461798unc what are we doing :skull:
>>223461767well yeah she's still fit but not as fit as she was during the early seasons of friends when she would wear weird sexy outfits innit
>>223461813
You've never s in your life
>>223461783cute little chinese uncle bird x
>>223461655Wish I looked like that :/
tired of it allweary
>>223461815I've got balls of steel
any1 wanna smash out some TOA raids?
im sorting my files, i found this zip file from 7 years ago that i don't remember, it's name is nothing more than random numbers.should i decompress it?
think the ugly old supervisor fancies me but not really sure what to do with that information
>>223461875Dont put your bum in my face simian beast
One day I will join the ranks of all the martyred heros in the tradition of imam hussein at the battle of karbala and lay down my life defending the Islamic Republic of Iran!
>>223461875>>223461884attractive women!!
>>223461827I remember she was on Howard Stern pre-Friends where she was still a struggling up-and-coming actress and Stern kept asking her extremely sexual questions and she very uncomfortably half-answered/shrugged them offAlso remember post-friends she was on David Letterman and he put her hair in his mouthI wanted to protect her both timesmad she married Louis Theroux's cousin, aye?
We're in here>>>/lgbt/44342380/>>>/lgbt/44342380/>>>/lgbt/44342380/
>>223461886It was that Russian fella, it's full of teenage slags. Delete and forget
england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. imagine what we could do if we actually liked each other
>>223461899not before Brad Pitt devoured her fanny
>>223461901feel free to try again
>>223461929Fuck all
>>223461929
Lindsey Graham Exploded by Iskander Groyper has followed me on twitter
>>223461903nevermind, it was just a dumb pacman ripoff i tried to code as a kid.
>>223461901cocked that right up
>>223461643>>223461655popped open twitch saw her live and took a guess
>>223461899>I remember she was on Howard Stern pre-Friends where she was still a struggling up-and-coming actress and Stern kept asking her extremely sexual questions and she very uncomfortably half-answered/shrugged them off>Also remember post-friends she was on David Letterman and he put her hair in his mouthmental what they could get away with back then>mad she married Louis Theroux's cousin, aye?now divorced i thinkbut yeah that's mr house from fallout innit, must be hard being mogged by a cousin like that
>>>/lgbt/44342380>>>/lgbt/44342380>>>/lgbt/44342380Oh right this is his post lolFunny
>>2234620142 pints and I’m in there
>>223462008
Why is racism bannable yet transphobia is allowed?
I'm not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing
>>223462018these lil niggas scary af
>>223462018catberg
>>223462056Black people are real, trans people aren't
>>223462034long fingers, wish mine were long like that.
>>223462066that not berg
>>223462018*catches the beast in a headlock* heh... thought you could... sneak up on me, eh?*actively getting disembowelled by its hind legs*
>>223461997>divorce infertile Jennifer >remarry at the age of 52>casually have a child at the age of 53 because you're a disgusting man and you just can oh my DAYS life is unfair
>>223462056in 2026, no less
>>223462061thas agnosia luv x
>>223462079Trans people are real though
>>223462086dogstein?
>>223462014i want to fuck it
>>223462111I've never met one so it seems unlikely
the voices in my head are real
might play animal crossing or something low effort for like a week straight just to get through caffeine withdrawalcba doing anything
>>223462133i have
>>223462127calm down son just masturbate to porn keep yourself nice and docile
>>223462093get your fanny out for the lads
>>223462141
>>223462018AIIEEEEEEE SYNAPSIDA MERCCYYYYYYY
>>223462160i need sex sexx
Why do europeans do war music way better than us? Do we even have war music? Probably a bunch of squaddies shoving an artillery round up their arse instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISdxQGqaLEc
What are they up to these days?
sperm freezing is a weird thing to think about isn't it.Like you could be born to a father that lived and died 50 years ago.
>>223461997>mr house from falloutWas very /fa/ in that
>>223462197locked up in Nigel's basement
I jack off all trades
>>223462202No wierder than being born thousands of miles away from your ancestral homeland because some guy decided to get on a boat one time
>>223462236it is a bit weirder than that though isn't it
>>223462192who cares we have proper music instead
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>223462254Not really. Both were unthinkable until they became possible
>>223462197why did James Delingpole dissapear off the face of the earth?
>>223462280nasty, disgusting tattoo. should be put in jail for that unironically
>>223462278Google says he is now an avid Little House on the Prairie defender
Got the tunes playingGot the tf2 onGot the coors light
My boring bastard life post:Only got 5 hours sleep last night, felt weirdly full of energy all day today, however, I hope I just crash in bed and sleep immediately, do not want to be rolling around in bed until 3am again
>>223462257Yes mate because some scouse bin dippers singing about strawberries and yellow submarines is of any value. British music is shite. Euro war songs is kino. Music that has a deep meaning is far better than some arty prick wailing about le sadness or some whore he fancies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNtOryEVc0
I am a virgin and that is okay!
>>223462315at 3 seconds i was like UM x
attention need give me you now
>>223462312I haven’t been a virgin for 20 years. Wow that sounds a lot typing it out lol
>>223462299Iyou- what? the fuck are you talking about?
>>223462312No you aren't, and no it isn't
>HEYYYY JUUUUUDE>DON'T MAAAKE IT BAAAAD
>>223462308mongo
>>223462341https://spectator.com/article/in-defence-of-little-house-on-the-prairie/
i saw 2 umfawns in a field at the weekend
>>223462197alice from 7th months ago, she's got "ave Christus rex "
business idea: coors light but there's a massive great pair of tits on the can. we'll call it corrrrrs light
>>223462236land is just land, there is no deeper meaning to it, humans have always migrated.What i'm talking about is only possible because of the progress of medicine and science.
my favourite beatles song is blackbird
>>223462393Damn, she got chunky
>>223462393looks chinese from the thumb
>>223462396>What i'm talking about is only possible because of the progress of medicine and science.You think boats were made by poets rather than scientists (or whatever they were called at the time)
>>223462197Back working for MI5 I imagine
>>223462404heatherpaedo
>>223462393why is she everywhere but not her sisterwas her sister just dragged along by her?
>>223462404No it isn't
Having a bad mental health week
bed soonnot even half way through the work weekthis is inhumane
i've heard they're bringing back ceefax
>>223462438>sisterYou mean her brother in a skirt? Anti-woke sentiment made xer participation unpalatable
the reports of my rape are greatly exaggerated
There was a sex therapist on Sex: How to do everything on Channel 30 last night, Lianne Young. Google her. She's a reformed porn actress. I fucked her up the arse at a swingers party about 5 years ago. She was cup size 32F at the time though she didnt look it last night. Maybe she's had the implants out. It was a spit roast with another guy.
>>223462465She's neither pretty nor especially sexy, but I still want to penis in her various sexual orifices
>>223462462u bloody wotthis is slander
blackbird singing in the dead of nighttake these broken wings and learn to fly
>>223462396another thing to think about, if cryonics become a reality, you could simply freeze people as population control.>>223462426you're missing the point, before boats people migrated by foot and by horses, you can still go thousands of miles away from your homeland with these methods.
>>223462492The blonde one was born male, I thought everyone knew this
>>223462494beatles are shit mategrow up
it pinkens your teeth while you chew
>>223462499Go walk 1000 miles on foot and see if you still think that
how many lego olivia rodrigo minifigures can you fit up your bum
Plenty of lads in here saying perfectly nice looking girls aren’t pretty, little bro you’d be lucky to get a fat mother of 4
>>223462465
>>223462523all your lifeyou were only waiting for this moment to be free
>>223462540
>>223462487and you're a proper adonis are you
>>223461674Timberrrrrr
>>223462513you have no proof though
>In July 2025, a baby boy named Thaddeus Daniel Pierce (bbc.co.uk) was born in the United States from an embryo that was created and frozen in 1994. This set the official world record for the longest-frozen embryo resulting in a live birth.insane how a literal baby is, technically, older than me, a 30 year old
>>223462540prefer not to say
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability
>>223462540four
>>223462197>>223462393>>223462438dunno, beatrice is a consultant for these lothttps://touchpointstrategy.co.uk/
what if there was a baby who could no longer age
>>223462557Fitter than brunette Sabrina Carpenter
I'm probably a tranny. That would be the exact type of shite that I'd end up being.
>>223462568i know nothing of genetics or medicine, i wonder if he would be different than normal kids born in 2025
>>223462617apparently a cave man baby born today would grow up to be the same as everyone else so I doubt it
>>223462393>"ave Christus rex "in her insta bio*, am too sleepy
>>223462640you're living proof oi !!!
>>223462654I was born 38 years ago friend, so basically the Stone Age yeah
left or right?
that's whatever you were talking about for you
>>223462308autism
>>223462586we'd call him peter paby
>>223462672would love to look like the one on the left and fuck the one on the right
>>223462688UM x
>>223461655A U S T I NP O W E R S
>>223462312
>>223462692No but seriously
>>223462617not significantlyif the embryo had been frozen for hundreds of years, then they might lack certain immunities for diseases (which is part of the reason why most countries have a strict limit for how long embryos can be frozen for)
>>223462672hmm which man that looks like a man do I choose? hmm, great question, which manly looking man do i pick... greeaaat... question....
>>223462585
>>223462672easily right, couldn't tell you why
>>>/soc/35213426
>>223462672Imagine how much spunk these two have been caked with over the years
>>223462717they all look like tarq cuntswhat does this company even do
love doing nothing
>>223462708personally i'd suck right off while left pegs me
>>223462739you'll do nothing
>>223462725pic's older than a cave man embyro
>>223462713Pure flab that, not nice
>>223462717Tess needs to smash my bollocks into a fine paste
rorke learning how to shuffle so that he can impress the guests at his sister's wedding
>>223462717>>223462736rorke media and PR
umpetal in?
>>223462717>>223462758bet
I'd love to but first I have to perform surgery
ASK ME ABOUT MY JOVIAL SPIRIT
andy rorkeham doing norfern sovl at 10 downing street to proper norfdab on southrons
>>223462746i will! i will do nothing!
>>223462806do you feel that your jovial spirit comes alive when another man enters you
>>223462741for me it's that but they also get me taking my HRT
>>223462789hi um
>>223462806jovian moons orbiting you more like you big fat cunt
TIL liz truss was at cpac
When the hippy began to hate
>>223462834one pactupaccpacfouryour post'sshit laddon't domore
When are the next elections in england?
>>223462834
>>223462855Erm 2029 I think
Why does Liz Truss get to be called right honourablewhat did she even do that was honourable
rorke suppin a pint of dabonit wagwan 2019 at the cleethorpes winefest
>>223462834how comes every other PM is happy to fade into invisibility but she insists on being seen when she had the most embarrassing premiership of the lot?bizarre creature
>>223462801>catholicpopish witch
>>223462860
do I make myself clear?
>>223461654Eastern Europeans be like>mmm yes i love to eat fat with no meat whatsoever, what a great idea
>>2234628552029 for the general electionbut we have local elections every single May for specific parts of the country
>>223462883
>>223462860>Basednbougielol
>>223462903fat has all the flavour though
charli's new album is shit but ari and carly keeping us fed x
breath as fresh as a summer ham
>>223462903yeah why not silly cunt
heard the dabonit wagwan was actually a GTA VI preorder exclusive vehicle
>>223462917fat is like a seasoning though, you need fat with the other stuff to enhance itit's nature's msg
rorke wanking at the implication
>>223462920sir clove gargler
>>223462850:)
>>223462910>>223462951humpty dumpty head
>>223462951nigga on the left looks like he's desperately trying not to cum
>>223462951>>223462910why's his head so fucking red
ay
Love how every in-fashion pop girl's new album has to be the bravest and best one known to Woman and Guardian Man 10/10 or the entire economy crashes.
>>223462989Uganda be great shirt is that lad ing me!
not a good week for me so far
ACTIVITY DETECTED
>>223463014not much better for me this week
>>223463014how so
>>223463027SCRE
>>223463040rather not say.
>>223463027>save the west>suella braverman
>>223463027scr
What's gotten into Ruby lately?
Well I'm having a great week personally.
penis!! penis!!penis!!penis
>>223463027fucking n roar
boo hoo nigga
>>223462169mammal chads win again
>>223463056she got a fatty
ghoulish little bastard
maia hoo maia hee
archosaurs arent necessarily bad
>>223463057steal one of those little paddle boats and sail to africa
>>223463057looks a bit barron
>>223463014sending radiant joy for all eternity
>>223463057why do the buildings look grim
>>223463123thank you
>A mother-of-four was heard screaming 'What are you going to do, kill me?' before her estranged husband cut her throat with a craft knife, a court has heard.
>>223463140sending radiant joy for all eternity
so has anyone figured out how to get a gf yet or
>>223463143hoho !
>>223461808why?
>>223463147thank you also, sending radiant joy for all eternity to you x
>>223463148yeahbeen with her for 9 years, lived together for 6we still haven't had sex thoughbeit
>>223463159japanese liz truss
listening to some skatt bros xhttps://youtu.be/6X9tBHX_Fl4
>>223463159whos this then
>>223463148Operation get a gf 2026 has not been going well thus far
hope next week is even worse and the week after that even worse
just seen the gender affirming doctor and she said whole cock needs coming off
love you too hon
>>223463170good on ya wait until marriage
>>223463190You always have 2027. Well, you might not. But you might.
>>223463101cap!
>>223463214don't think i will tbqhwy mate
aff tae bed
>>223463065TRVKE
she's an agp lateshit
>>223463159
>>223463233her legs are fucking creepily long for a male
>>223463216>customer trying to be a good citizen at the endclearly not in london
>>223463254doesn't look like a male to me?
was awake all night thanks to the druggie neighbour AGAIN
The diet starts tomorrow!
remember that your nan might die tomorrow
>>223463254well she's a female so
>>223463269all me nans are dead
>>223463261i know but she is
>>223463216gay ass nigga with a pink umbrella and handbag trying to be a hero for the multibillion dollar company and save a fucking sandwich from being stolen by a bird
all me naans are bread
>>223463239can i make it any more obvious
>>223463289ngiger roar
>>223463289sc
>>223463282we don't sign our posts here
me nan?i got naan left
>>223463289post of the threadcongratulations
>>223463289dip yer nan in mango chutney
chappell roansex
>>223463319im not a bird
>>223463322nana nan
>>223463345
>>223463159>>223463250
