new car edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D7J5YWWcgs
>>223464104Wish she'd poo in my mouth to be desu.
>>223464188you don't say
Today I feel gay Today I feel disabled
just scratched my itchy bumhole
rorke's dad sitting him down hands on his shoulders imploring him, begging him to listen to the haters
everybody was kung fu fightingrorke, out of the corner of the room, with a slight grin: dunanananana...
>>223465093mein fuhrer…..
>>223465097bizarre lie
>>223465097lies, lies, by god lies.
Might cop
mental how genetics workrichard attenborough started going bald in his 30s yet david attenborough is 100 and still has a full head of hair
Honestly i feel like I’ve imagined the feeling of fucking a vagina in such graphic fidelity, every aspect of how the moisture would feel on my skin, the texture of a woman’s insides rubbing against my penis, the tightness of a woman’s ass against my body, the heat and the heartbeat and the eroticism - that when I actually do the act there will be nothing for me to discover. It will be like a memory to me. Every sexual act is novel but I’ve researched the subject in such detail I’ve seen and heard basically every single way a vagina can move, be stimulated, can stretch and contract. I probably have a better understanding of the vagina during sex than most woman alive will ever have. There’s a certain privilege in that.
>>223465149Would go great with your boots
>>223465168I knowLove to match
finna give shart three levels in fighter so she could throw her moon spear instead of wasting turns in the backline. only have to steal hill giant gloves from rafael for that
>>223465166
attenborough is an overrated shittard
Older woman who has a preference for younger men with an above average penis size.
Being a woman must be so fucking mentalIf it wasn’t for laws and modern morality and strict social control the average young woman would’ve been raped by almost all the men in her family and society continuously for like 20 years straight between 15 and 35
>>223465223Explain in detail with reference to the history of evolutionary science and it's popular espousal in the media.
Got kicked out of an art museum for taking a picture of this statue last week.
“Oiii Saks bruv fresh trim and that jeeez”
>>223465259not sure this is true
>>223465259Saar
>>223465276always scream at thiswhat the fuck is he doing
did i mention i have a gf?
Honestly mad how fucking useless pufferfish areWhat do them niggas even do?
>>223465342
>>223465149thank you for taking part in my thread xx
>>223465359I didn't post in your thread but the picture made me laugh while I was on the catalogue so I reposted it xx
I HATE WOMEN BUT I WANT TO SEX THEM!!
>>223465379Well you can't. Okay
>>223465379same but men
>>223465358eugh
Hey geezah you can't park there
SCREAMINGGGGGGGGhttps://xcancel.com/Keir_crypto/status/2082220664954487020
>>223465416
>>223465379ktimktimktim
Can’t have morning wood if you wake up at 3 pm.
>>223465379Did you try not being a incel who hates women?
>>223465416wonder why the voices were telling him to post his willy
>>223465416Haven't seen that one
use case for pufferfish?
this post is gay porn on a blue board
>>223465452they’re so easy to hate haha
>>223465416Why are his cheeks stuck together
i legit can't shiteven tried crouching in the shower
>>223465441s
>>223465416why is his cock placed so far up
love pinching the eyes off of insects and watching them run around in circles
Why's he posted a cropped version of that Tim image on /lgbt/
got nothing to post
thank god all the brits are asleep
>>223465569No we're not, we're all in here >>>/lgbt/44344557
>>223465569yh..
always makes me laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKJJop740vw
>>223465569haha yeah
wonder if she ever shagged a sexist or homophobe
>>223465237The last gf to a T
>>223465578that'd get brit banned like qa
>>223465649Is that right is it?
>>223465654HardlyIt’s not harassing them it’s a legitimate question although it is accompanied by a Tim picture
>>223465684go to sleep
>>223465569.
>>223465684Not the pic, the description. She was fit though.
>>>/lgbt/44344678blew air out of my nose to this post
>european /lgbt/ discordholy grimoli
>>>/lgbt/44344787>>>/lgbt/44344787>>>/lgbt/44344787new
s
>>223465792Um!!! X
Thought I had seen all of Tim's nudes.
Right so that’s a pony new on /lgbt/ along with the Tim poster also making another thread but with Rubes instead of Tim this time
i don't know whats going on, i legit can't stay awake late night anymore.It's not even 11 pm and i want to go to bed, yesterday it was the same.
>>223465770Was she in her thirties?Did she enjoy your youthful vigour?
Gonad
>>223465823i'll post in that
>>>/lgbt/44344699
>>223465713Must be something in the air
>>223465843>australian>gay postwow surprising stuff
>>223465854The gay porn BruceHe's well known
What is a word containing X?
>>223465861exceptional
>>223465861xenophobia
Really hope nobody finds my unironic and sincere posts on /LGBT/
>>223465877trip on tilde
mad how moot met with epstein a day before /pol/ was brought back
im hungry despite a big meal
>>223465877i can only imagine
just wanked to a porn vid filmed in 2009lush, didn't even feel any guilt after
>>223465892*yawns loudly in your face*
World gone mad.
>>223465904I've wanked to a black and white porno before
>>223465892That and what's her toes connection to reddit threw me for a loop. New right and new left came from one spy family and absolutely no one else, definitely no one else.
>>223465904Didn't know they had sex in 2009
just a rustler's burger then a poothe only things we know how to do
>>223465923that is when i was born
can't shithurts to pissshould have left the kidney stone in, i wasn't in pain
ever bleed from your ass for no reason?haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koftLxmT6Wcwhy did this kino make rorke shit his undies?
keep getting ads for comedy skits by this russian milf called olga and she is peng
lots of toilet "humour" going on
Xenotransplantation
>>223465963
>>223465825No, like early 40s. And yes she loved having a tall young boy to show off.
toilet poomour
>>223465979
>>223465976Bet she knew how to use her mouth.
make sure you actually eat fruit and vegetables lads
Not OK to laugh at this watch this solemnly keep your dignity intact
>>223465958romesh ranganathan is not funny
>>223466030>oi mate i can fly-ACK
new>>>/lgbt/44345004
>>223466030quadraspazzed on a life glug
>>223466013the 3am snack
>>223466030It's like a big fidget spinner
>>223466030was he supposed to let go?
>>223465998Alright we're done here.
>>223465841>bangs
>>223466053considering they're asian it's a midget spinner
>>223466048everything about morrisons branding and packaging is so grim
>Specifically, on the night of the England-Croatia game, the average Gen Z customer spent £21.73, with an average £10.55 per transaction, meaning they went to the bar 2.06 times on average. The average baby boomer (born between 1946 and 1964) spent £27.42, with an average transaction size of £16.68, meaning they went to the bar 1.64 times on average. Customers in the silent generation (born between 1928 and 1945) spent the most on average (£32.28), and also got the biggest rounds in, with 1.25 average transactions of £25.73 a pop.
He’s currently got 4 /brit/ related threads up on /LGBT/ as we speak
>>223466048babababa
open the wotanic doorget on the wotanic flooreverybody do the wotanic dinosaur
*Final Fantasy battle music plays*
Been looking at Sir Edward's painting
The Mondo twinsGrace McLady
>>223466142Why what why
Sir Arsexander Gayam Bellend
>Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.Sick of it
>retards on /lgbt/ respond to threads with tim even though it's blatantly obvious it's bait
bloke in the break area at an office I worked at years ago was crying because his wife had cheated on him and everyone was quietautistic lad on work experience during an awkward silence just muttered under his breath 'my wife' in a borat voice
room smells of arse pong and cum
>>223466188not like they know who tim is
>>223466196Howling
>>223466188wouldn't think they'd have an issue telling two different things apart
>>223466196didn't happen but still sc
>>223466188They respond to anything on thereMost of them don’t even know how 4chan works but they need attention so badly that they’ll take any chance to post about themselves
>>223466160
>>223466200what's pong?
video bame
WAKA WAKAITS TIME FOR AFRIKA
>>223466240pulling my little white tiddlywink in presence of this display of black excellence
New>>>/lgbt/44345215>>>/lgbt/44345215>>>/lgbt/44345215
rorke using his fingers to remove constipation poo
half 3 in the morning on a wednesday and i'm up for no reasondon't know what i'm doing
new fungus obsession
>>223466268i woke up at 2am, i have 14 days of work so my sleep pattern is all over the place hhaah
eating some pooscream
There’s a bloke on /repgen/ on /lgbt/ who keeps injecting his bollocks with everclear to try and kill them instead of just trooning out
parents of apprentices now get extra benefits. in this the year white working class get motivated
cant stop coughing up snot
>>223465877Someone found your posts nona >>223466297
Been thinking about the milkman or as the Irish say the sexman
>>223466325Both of those posts are me but I’m not the one injecting my bollocks with everclear that’s just mentally ill nona
you now remember the irishman who posted about biodiversity
downloading the halo remake via xbox game pass lads
It's a teapot or as the Irish call it it's a bumplug
@223466350buy an ad
>>223466299thinking about the time i took on all the duties of the permanent workers at an apprenticeship placement within 3 days but was let go at the end of the week without a word. meanwhile my two friends would be quite literally just walking down the street and were offered a job, which they've made careers out of. its a right old laugh
1 GP = 0 GP
>>223466350why? it looks like shit. halo is a mid game at best too
>>223466377>my two friends would be quite literally just walking down the street and were offered a jobwas this in late 1300s post-blackdeath england?
Ok dont post then not like i care .. baka
>>223466448Shhh, we're trying to sleep
>>223466399nope. without getting too specific, one told me they were bringing the street furniture in from a cafe and were offered a job on the spot for a bank from passers by on the street, which they took up, and two years later were part of the founding team for a payment processing company. its a mad world if you can be part of it
playing halo(2001)
>>223466385>halo is a mid game at best too
will poulter sex arse
>>223466506
>>223466487ok whats so great about halo
>>223466385halo and halo 2 are revolutionary games mate, thats like saying half life sucks.
>>223466517he won't be able to tell you, he's just heard other people say it
>>223466526Half Life is the best Half Life game btw. The sequels are a bit "reddit" so to speak
LA Noire really held up
>>223466526halo 3 and reach are the best halo games
>>223466517>>223466540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtlBj2f6qTA(i made this video this is me speaking and making an argument against your claims please watch the whole thing)
I like Halo but one series of games I despise are the souls games and not because of the difficulty (the only good thing about it), they are just dreary mechanicallly unsatisfying slogs.Genuinely genuinely don't understand how people enjoy them at all.Just not satisfying to play even when you're playing it right and doing well.
>>223466555it has, too bad i suck at it.>>223466565fuck off.
>sequels
>>223466526the halo games pioneered some mechanics that doesn't make them good it co-existed with quake and counter strike it was just 'revolutionary' for a console game
sup
i've been reflecting on the passage of time i guess.A lot of the women i've obsessed over are women in their 40s, meaning they were adults before i was even born.They enjoyed things, travelled, lived life, all while i was a kid, it weird to me to think about it.
>>223466579quake and counter strike are multiplayer games, halo has a multiplayer but it's main draw has always been the campaign, you can't compare it between each other.
stopped playing video games when I was 19
>>223466628what do you do now
>>223466628you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never stopped?
I stopped playing video games at aged 19 after I discovered grindr
stopped enjoying video games when i was 18 but i still play video games
the face a millennial makes just before he does the least funny comedic performance you've ever experienced in your entire life
>>223466633post on 4chan at 4am
>>223466633mostly watch films now and if I read it's history books x
>>223466665and it made him a multimillionaire
>>223466665oh my science
for fuck's sake, i've ran out of whiskey
stopped hooking up with men on grindr after discovering darksouls
rorke feeding tree bark to the holland and barrett nigga
>>223466683what film is the best
>>223466716Russian film called purgatory from 1997
i also worked an apprenticeship at an indian diy store during the 2019 heatwave when it was 38C daily. i could sense that they hated that i was sat on the stairwell after taking two dozen 5L cans of paint up two flights of stairs from a box van delivery in which i had to check the reciept all on my own, nobody from the store who would've had any sort of experience with ever taking a business delivery was there to verify it. in fact all five of them were sat around the till watching me on the CCTV. i highly doubt that level of expectation is there for people actually receiving a full paid wage. anyway, i'm still a firm UVC claimant since that day. make it make sense
>>223466716Hard to say but I watched Still Walking by Kore-eda today and that was good.
>>223466726the russian orthodox church does not believe the existence of purgatory though
got picked up by the bangbros bang bus on my way to the dentist
Alexandra Bravo was killed by a hitman. She was investigating US strikes on Ecuadorian boats and the claims that survivors had been abducted and tortured by the US military.
>>223466786for me it was assparade and ballhoneys 2005/2006 or soyup..
going to bedberg, travelling to the dream realm, see you all on the other side.
>>223466811hope you unleash many a wotanic snore x
>>223466747one highlight of working here was a jamaican fella waving out the window of his van that i was the "new guy". it did fill me with a sense of duty to be fair
>>223466825dat rorkey pon de pavement im invite de cookout
>>223466553I can see some boomers’ pointsThe weapon selection of the original half life is way more interesting than HL2 which is kind of a really dull selection of weapons outside of the gravity gun and maybe the AR2That being said HL2 has a really great atmosphere and setting and the graphics still look good to me. I don’t think it’s reddit at all to appreciate that
need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky
>>223466841...nuff sed
>>223466841s
racismlad logging in
Hate women so much it's unreal. Been fucked over by every one I've ever let get close
>>223466857good post. what's the solution? kill them all?
mental that I'm going to eat bacon rolls after I wake up tomorrow, probably around 2pm
>>223466857>Been fucked over by every one I've ever let get closeno wonder you hate them, you’ve been using them wrong this whole time!
I adore women and think they should be in charge!*looks over my shoulder at my wife*
>>223466869id eat your "bacon rolls" you saucy devil
right then*gets my cock out*
brb /brit/ going to see if Tim has woken up yet and started posting
born to dilly dallyforced to lock in
>>223466886cock is actually the british terminology i'd prefer if you referred to it as your johnson
rorke daydreaming about arguing back with gordon ramsay on hells kitchen and gaining his respect
Tim's not up yet sadly
doing a learnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9kkB0UWYQ
Women are really predictable Every girl I’ve ever dated can’t stand the imbalance of emotional power that results from them fucking something up Whenever this happens they’ll shortly come up with a list of things you’ve fucked up and present it back to you instead of just apologizing or trying to make amends
made the pengest grilled cheeses of all time
crying about women on the internet won't fix them
>>2234669152 grilled cheesesare you insane
>>223466877You're right. Time to change that.
>>223466923the secret is real butter x
>>223466930can tell you're highly autistic just based on this image alone
rorke concoting his golden wigger potations
holy shit he left his smelly little incel flat
europeansafricansasiansaustraliansamericansantarcticans
>>223466944enjoyed this
>>223466952often they get to go somewhere nice before filling a coffin
>>223466606how did you come to obsess over older women
>>223466915FOYBrits call them toasties or some shit I don’t remember
>>223466944bet their big masculine clit looks like someone giving a thumbs up
>>223466944women are so lovely i love all women
>>223466907nuclear is LE BAD
>>223466975
i've been reflecting on the passage of time i guess.A lot of the girls i've obsessed over are girls in their 20s, meaning i was an adult before they were even born.I've enjoyed things, travelled, lived life, all while they were a kid, it weird to me to think about it.
>>223466970pot calling the kettle black. anyway i wouldn’t call it a toastie since it never entered a toaster. pure breville sandwich press work, this.
anarcho-primitivism with computers still allowed characteristics
leftypol crying about his fellow gays getting killed in BerlinRorke loving every minute of it
>>223466975all because they hide behind American protection though innit
I turned 28 todayVery sad and depressed Don't like getting olderEvery year i get older i feel more regret and more like my youth was wasted
>>223467014do what you want as long as your body allows you to do itdon't get fixated on a number x
this uppercasing yankee is really dreadful
hate mongs who think their dog is smiling when it is pantingreal litmus test for whether someone is a moron or not
>>223466915if you want to experience but a shred of my nightly euphoria, just remember:- granary or malted loaf bread, either or really x- thickly cut red leicester cheese- real whole salted butter applied ONLY externally.- get the lot in your sandwich press
>>223467053will dodoes look peng
>breville sandwich pressbit dear
>>223467014>Don't like getting older>Every year i get older i feel more regret and more likektim
chortling at that asian e girl who thought a lad quote xeeting her 'leng ting' was being racist
>>223467014ok right well this is me then isn't it
thoughts on buccal fat removal? why do women love it so much?
alright deliler what's it like in bristol city
the fire rises
was quite sad really25 year old balding zoomer asked me how I have such good hair at 32had to tell him it's all geneticsdon't even mock bald people myself because it must be so grimhe showed me a pic of him from loke 2-3 years ago and it's definitely knocked a point or two off his looks
>>223467100gay men who still determine modern aesthetics want to turn women into grotesques because they hate them for attracting straight menand gay men are great at tapping into women's insecurities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dR80ZCvSeQ
>>223467100yeah
my bed has gotten very creaky all of a sudden
>>223467100probably instagram filters and the fact it indicates skinniness.
we need less podcasts
day 1 of no caffeine done going to be a dreadful couple weeks going forward
>>223467137great way to get started is not assume it's going to be bad, just see what happens as it happens
>>223467100it's to eliminate face filler chipmunk cheeks
>>223467137drink a lot of water and take tylenol if you get headaches. it's hard but i remember feeling so much better when i went off caffeine
28 yearsAnd what do i have to show for it?I have no wifeI have no kidsI have no houseNext year i won't have any of these things either, and the year after that and the year after that and so onEverything will just get worse as wellEverything will get more anti whiteEverything will get more gayEverything will get more non whiteThere will be more and more wars for jewsAnd i will be aloneMaybe its for the bestIf i had son he would become a trannyIf i had a daughter she would become a coalburner In 2026 america life as a white man is not possibleI don't even know why i go to workAll i do is generate tax money that goes straight to israel so they can blow up men, women, and children
um...bit of a silly question but...how do I make grilled cheese?
>>223467178
chastity locks for little white cocks
>>223467187stick it in here lad
>>223467196mate
>>223467200well... all right *sticks my willy in there*but how do I make grilled cheese?
>>223467187medium low heat with a cover over the frying pan. use cheese that melts easily, and slice it thinly. mayonnaise works really well in place of butter, although butter is still good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDsdbLpdD4
grilled sneed
>>223467187basically you put cheese on the bread and then grill it x
dont worrybout a tingcus erry lil tinggone be alright
why are you all calling it grilled cheese. I only heard that on tv
>>223467248cus it didn't go in the toaster x
>>223467248what do you call it in the uk?
rorke liking an 'if you're nigerian like this comment' comment
>>223467260we don't really make them as far as I'm awarewe have what's called cheese on toast
>>223467260cheesy michael
>>223467246screa
>>223467260it's new world slop they dont make them
Americans are not human beingsBut rather noise in the form of a human beingsThey do not have soulsThey are like animals who run on pure instinct They only continue existing in order to react to pre approved stimuli To the extent they have any identity it is centered around what they consume or what brings pleasure to their genitals
It's so normalized for ugly guys to get with attractive and average-looking girls that there's literally a saying that women shouldn't go for guys hotter than them. When it comes to looks, the message is that women should settle for less, while men are always encouraged to go for the most attractive one no matter what.
nigga think he rorschach
>>223467274well grilled cheese is lovely, you should try it sometime
>>223467280open the door xDDD
>>223467171what were the benefits for you? couldnt imagine qwuitting i love being caffeinated and the taste of coffee
>>22346706830 quid. not worth it for a one off, mindmy one has a fair bit of mileage
>>223467280leave poor michael alone
>A worker claims they were sacked just 47 seconds into a job. The employee was reportedly on a phone call on their first day at a healthcare job when they suffered a panic attack.>The employee has now reportedly filed a complaint with Sweden’s Equality Ombudsman (DO), claiming they were punished for a health condition.>They explained they can become highly stressed in unfamiliar situations and sometimes need a few minutes to compose themselves, it is claimed. Their manager is said to have accepted this, telling them it would be completely fine. But the worker claims that promise evaporated on day one
>>223467339>Sweden’s Equality Ombudsmanscream
>>223467291well they should. imagine not having grilled cheese when you're depressed and bedrotting
oink
been waking up with one or both arms somewhat paralyzed as of late. reckon a half litre of vodka and 60 roll ups will get me right as rain
>>223467311i love coffee too and am full back on it. but at the time i was on this giga health kick, no sugar, no grains other than rye, no caffeine, etc. i really did feel better for it overall, but i'm too weak
>>223467368Name ?
>A gang of tracksuit-clad teenagers have sparked fury after they were filmed laughing as they destroyed a flower bed in a quiet town centre. Onlookers also claimed the group were attempting to smash the glass panels of a nearby bus stop and intimidate those waiting nearby. >The thugs were reportedly then scolded by officers who were called to the scene, but continued their attack on the flower bed once police were out of sight.
>>223467422scummy white working class. what a suprise.
>>223467422nun single mums cud do x
>>223467422why is that one dressed like a school shooter
so um I've got a gf now lads but um she's not white lol
>>223467474ok... offspring status? you DO have dominant white genes, yes?
>>223467474that fact you would say this to us about your new gf means you are scum and ungrateful to her. she would hate you if she read that. go fuck yourself you evil piece of shit. or at least take a step back and think about your poisoned mind.
>>223467474mad how this was me 2 years ago
>>223467497grow up
ldas the fpost count the fucking psot count!!!!!!
>>223467130That can only mean ONE thing When your bed has gotten very creaky all of a sudden, that can only mean one thing [see more]
>>223467474is she human?
>>223467464some chav look like they're on safari nowadays
what does "nun timmy cud do" mean exactly anyway
get it made
>>223467535>>223467535>>223467535>>223467535>>223467535
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
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