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>A Marine Veteran Was Sentenced to 30 Years for Killing His Stepfather with an Atomic Wedgie>On the night of Dec. 21, 2013, Marine Corps veteran Brad Lee Davis got into an altercation with his stepfather. Three years later, the NIH published its first wedgie-related study, citing Davis' case as a source.https://www.military.com/off-duty/marine-veteran-was-sentenced-30-years-killing-his-stepfather-atomic-wedgie.html
25% of the time I drink I'm an angry drunk
>>223464436Hmmm yes, I do find this woman sexually attractive
Whenever I get mad or frustrated about life, I end up gambling
I'm high lifting weights in my mom's basement and I'm not even unemployed
People only care about Palworld because of the slutty spider.
>>223466233Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back up that claim?
>>223466205How hard was the father who stepped up fucking that crayon eaters mommy
>>223466205The Marine Corps taught that man how to kill.They just never taught him how to turn it off.
I will never live here and I am suicidal because of it
>>223466211she's brown tho>>223466233>PalworldIsn't that just some shitty pokemon knockoff?
>>223466237Would you play it if it didn't have a slutty spider?
>>223464436sex with this woman
>>223466233Is it a sluttier spider than quelaag
>>223466245Hmmm yes I do find this woman sexually attractive
>>223466243City life is slavish for the majority. Unless you have a surefire way to earn at least 200k a year in the next few years you really should start working on an exit plan. Plenty of nice places even a few hours outside of Toronto.
How bout a thicc italian mobwife?
>>223466247Come home white man.
>>223466266SPEAK
>>223466266How about I hate women?
Should I ask her on a date?
WHEN WE ARE BARELY HOLDING ON, WE HOLD EACH OTHERWHEN EVERY ROAD IS BLOCKED, WE FIND ANOTHER WAY.EVERY BRANCH WE BREAK WILL GROW BACK EVEN STRONGERAND THE MARK WE MAKE WILL NEVER BE ERASED
My cousin is the hottest woman alive
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>>22346620725% of the time I just withdraw from everyone.
>>223466276Sounds gay. Love and sex with women would be the straight thing to do.
>>223466285Oh gosh this is that goat guy doxing his family again isn't it
>>223466285give me her number
>>223466263Hamilton and other South Ontario areas like London, Kitchener, Barrie, Kingston, and Guelph seem max comfy
>>223466285She's cute, I also want to have sex with my cousin but I'm not brazen nor stupid enough to post her here
>>223466263Yeah that's probably the goal. My wife and I make collectively maybe $210, and even that isn't enough to live comfortably.
I have stopped drinking whiskey because it makes me feel horribly depressed and irritable the next day. The only thing that seems to get me buzzed without a hangover are cideys but they're so sugary and fattening I'd be a tub 'o' lard if I drank them regularly.
>>223466295Women's sense of love is derived based on how rich and/or dangerous you are It has nothing to do with wisdom or virtue, which many women interpret as weakness
Yui eating a cheeseburger
The Stormcloaks are really dumb and short sighted.Just because the Altmer are scheming jews doesn't mean they have to tear Skyrim apart
“I think that New York is the new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing that they’ve built—they’ve built their own prison—and so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners. And as a result they no longer have—having been lobotomized—the capacity to leave the prison they’ve made or even to see it as a prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5MtGCWImE>>223466309It's not
>>223466259You be the judge.
>>223466314Let that sink in. $210k and it's still a PITA to exist there. That city is a parasite and the longer you stay there the more money you're basically just pissing down the drain for no good reason. Sink that money into a decent house in a rural area, you can find something decent for $400-500k 1-2 hours north of TO and with your income you could live very comfortably.
>>223466309London, Barrie and Kingston could offer decent lifestyle, but they also have a lot of dumpy areas. I guess so does Toronto.I was thinking more like Elora, New Hamburg, or Orangeville
Harder than you'd think to find quality 2D porn of stupid women getting their heads stuck in things (buckets, tree holes and such), mostly its free use slop
Imagine if your phone was also your car and you could vape weed out of it.
>>223466345cute>>223466343>Elora, New Hamburg, or OrangevilleAh more like small towns, I see what you're getting at.
>>223466343nta but London basically has no jobs and it's been FLOODED with disgusting arabs in the last 10 years. Barrie is jeet central now. I would say go to something more sparse like Orillia or even out towards Peterborough. Kingston is nice too.Orangeville is just brownoids.
>>223466371What's cute about it
>>223466378>Barrie is jeet centralgrim if true
What do you think happens after we die?
>>223466396We reincarnate
>>223466396death
>>223466396Nothingness
>>223466378>Barrie is jeet central nowWTF what's there even for them to do up there? Is Singh Horton's really that powerful?
>>223466400Irish Italians and Russians are the n words of white people
>>223466389Shame about Barrie, it has a nice waterfront walkable from downtown.
Move to Bobcaygeon if you've got money and want peace. The Kawarthas are like a tiny little piece of heaven that thirdies haven't managed to spoil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofChsLBfBp0
>>223466410I like the Irish because they are one of the few Northern European countries who aren't autistically allergic to small talk
>>223466305>>223466311
>>223466396Depends on which religion you partake in.
>>223466396Eternal recurrence
>>223466408They will infest just about any and every crevice they can find. They are used as foreign temporary workers but the system is so broken they just hang around forever and we probably have a few million extra jeets here illegally because of it.
see end of last breadingbergian a good post i made about ron perleman and kaia gerberforgot the udder fing wagwan sayoh yeaccording to chat?100 billion to 100 trillion atoms in a bacteriapropa mental dat wun
I Jerked off once today but dubs and I jerk off again
Matched with a torta with tetas grandes and a big round culo
>>223466425Made me lol
>>223466285breddy sure i shagged diss wuns arse back in dayshe was absolute filth
dont even get me started on women
I wonder if the cbc is trying to send a message
>>223466426okay?
>>223466245women are so vapidno male drill instructor would do diss>>223464436wowwalled
>>223466455You would still have sex with both of them given the opportunity
>>223466446>clandestinewtf?
>>223466446This is because of America becoming schizoville, isn't it
fink i would feel safer knowing canada had nukes
>>223466463Maybe because orangeaman wants to annex us
We don't even use the decrepit tanks and jets we have right now, what the fuck would we do with a nuke.
>>223466476We could actually go to war over water in like 50 years
>>223466396You have to go on a stage in front of every human that ever died. Two Incan rain devils wheel a blurry CRT onto the stage and it plays your entire life for everyone to see with closed captioning for your inner thoughts. You have to pause the video to answer questions after every event. The crowd then rates your life on a scale of 1 to 100 but it doesn't matter because after the voting the devils just spin a gigantic wheel to determine your ultimate eternal fate. From then on you have to come in every week to view and rate other people's lives.
>>223466478You don't need to do anything with them, just have them
used to want to be circumscised to help control the pissbergization but upon lernin it fuggs wiv your nerve recepticles im glad i wasntjust goes to show dat our informed decisions in life are random luckrandom you happen yo make yhe good informed decisions you doand udders dontlike you could do a propa gud diet help you live hud be heathy datcros the world sum kid is eating like macdonalds for evry meal putting sugar in der fill fat cokebut they just didnt know how to make gud decisionsand its luck that you happen to and they didpropa mental dat wun
>>223466488Did NOT ask
>>223466488I asked thanks for sharing
>>223466460depends if i need to save sum semen
>>223466339Not slutty at all except the nipple pasty things
Northerners need to stay the fuck out of the south. We are tired of you hillbilly yanks.
Isn't it weird, with all the scientific advancements we've had, we're not able to create life, not even the most simple single cell organism
>>223466420One of my favourite songs, beautiful town
>>223466509It's weird because in Canada the North is the based part and the south is where all the faggots live.
>>223466513Maybe you can't, give me your mom and I'll create a sibling for you
gock time
>>223466513It's still a mystery how it starts to begin with
phwoar finally found out eho that cat catyank posts is
>>223466516Its the same here.
I almost went the entire day without drinking or smoking, then my junkie uncles friend just hit my car. No damage but now I need a drink
>Read the American politics subreddit >Half of the posts are just complaining about America
Stop talking about gock.
Punch a balding yank manlet right in his weak jawline
Maybe there is something spiritual about life, and science is unable to recreate it
Gockulus Rift was a huge bust, no one cares about VR or even talks about it any more.
>>223466544Leftists hate themselves and project it outwardly Ask them how they feel about their parents and prepare to read a long bitter essay The CIA creates leftists out of broken homes.
Rubbing my bitty thinking about gock
THIS.IS.AMERICA.
Tired of trannies raiding /cum/
>>223466578Is that a man or a woman
I'M A SHAT-ME-PANTZI AND I FIGHT FUR DAS FART-ERLAND
We’re #1!
>>223466588yes
Is it cool having big muscley arms?
Mah anaconda done'Mah anaconda done' wan nun unless you got buns hun'
>>223466578wts mindbogglin' is ders absolutely no clues in the pic as to whether diss is the male or female event kek
gock stocks on the rise, chud stocks plummeting
>>223466595Our exports actually hit a huge multi year high, then orange man tariffed us again, not a coincidence
>>223466595Money is fake and gay. They wouldn't DARE let it fall to a level where civil unrest erupts, because they know Canada's already under social strain and they have zero capacity to control widespread riots. It's all just fearmongering and le orange man bad propaganda to rile up the faggot boomers.
>>223466488>used to want to be circumscisedHonorary ZOGmerican
>>223466604you post on /roon/ i can tell you do because you're always posting the cat pics
I still think Charlie's wife had him assassinated and then hired indians and chinese to astroturf the whole thing. I never heard of him nor anyone ever mention him until he was shot and suddenly everyone on the planet is numbah 1 Charlie fan? Doesn't add up.
enough gock talk, let's talk politics
Imma be real with yall. There are too many Hispanics in the USA
>>223466616he was massively popular for a long time, especially during blumpf's first admin. maybe you live in a cave or something.
>>223466620They've been melted into the melting pot, its a part of America now
>>223466620I'd rather be around Hispanics than blacks any day of the week.
>>223466396who cares
Id trade our Indians for Hispanics fr
Growing me hair, starting to look like cowboy bepop. You know what I'm saying?
>>223466632T. Npc
>>223466635latina > pajeeta
>>223466396https://youtu.be/MOY-jJeOeBk?is=AZSOUFNyI-jnqUTG
>>223466647Those giant square glasses fill me with a violent rage
>>223466616It was his Israeli security team. He started shifting his support on Israel, and was too influential among right wing conservatives.
>>223466647Not falling for this shit again, how many of these are men
>>223466396hopefully nothing. imagine it's just a reset and you have to repeat all this fucking gay shit over again.
Don't eat Jackass's mackerel in Nier Automata
>>223466656those giant round asses fill me with an urge to rape
>>223466624No i dont think so. Theres politics grifters like asmongold and tate who I've never seen any content of theirs but I sort of know who they are which is what makes the Charlie thing so suspicious. People are talking about starting a new civil war out of a literal who pundit? Sorry but it doesn't make sense. And even while the whole thing was going on I only ever heard people irl say "did you hear about that guy who got shot," not "omg charlie kirk was shot." Reeks of jeetery imo. About as organic as plastic.
Cruel meme
>>223466233The what?
>>223466647all vapidstrong nae fae me
Mmmph get it get it yeah that's right uhhhhn
>>223466647They both need to go back, you only like them because you're not in an area with a lot of them
>>223466694Both jeeta and Latina women can stay and you're a fruitcake if you say otherwise
This retard is back s m h
Rim jobs are just a regular part of oral sex now>>223466694
>>223466678i didn't know Sabrina Carpenter existed until a few months ago, apparently she's super famous and huge.
The amount of men adding not 1 but 2 inches to their height nowadays is ridiculous
>>223466713Been happening since Moses wore short pants
>>223466635Indians aren’t rowdy or violent
>>223466713you mean literally or just lying on dating apps
>>223466713BASED FOID POST SO TRUE QUEEN PLEASE BE MY GF
>>223466720Bruh they are most of shootings in Canada these days
>>223466720dangerously retarded post
>>223466719It definetely increased a lot with social media>>223466721I mean lying and not only in dating apps but online in general
Plucked exactly six eyebrow hairs out.
Limonare limonare
>>223466736What living in Calgary does to a man.
update: seven eyebrow hairs
Raising Canes sauce is literally just >mayo>ketchup>black pepperDon't believe me? Try it yourself whenever you're eating chicken. That shit is like $30 for a box combo bruh. Hell naw
wishing you luck in all your poasting endeavors but now its time for bed. gnight cum.
Gypsy P has left the building
The sopranos if it was filmed in 2026
business idea: me + high achiever neurosurgeon wife (asian obviously)
>>223466776What kind of lowly loser goes to raisin’ canes? The most bland chicken there is.
Ayy tone
My penis eooooughh
>>223466833We gotta get all these mulignans out of this thread
Antonia Junior is now trans. Meadow got raped by a negro at college and now she's a radical feminist. Carmela divorced Tony and lives in Italy with Furio. Paulie runs for Congress and just kills everyone who runs against him until he wins. Sal comes out as gay and turns the Bada Bing into the Bussy Bing. Tony pays Phil to whack him.
For me, it's the Century Coronado
Kfc fleshlight is a game changer ~ crispy texture feels insane on the bare cock head.
Haven't had a grilled cheese in ages.
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>223466891top fucking kek
I'm having just one margarita.
>>223466906Have 3 or 4, you've earned it.*winks and gives a thumbs up to Satan*
Romanian orphanages were so neglected that they were described as "silent" because infants learned that crying doesn't bring attention or comfort. Babies “hugged” themselves because they were never picked up when they cried.
>>223466906Give me one margarita I'mma open my legs
>>223466706Agreed>>223466701Based and Berlusconi pilled
How do I get the guts to kill myself?
>>223466971quit being such a bitch ass nigga
>>223466977Hey, that's my image!>>223466971Don't do it, if you do do it the old fashion way of joining the special forces to put yourself in the most dangerous situations possible to test the will of God
Went to see the Odyssey not sure what the big fuss is about
>>223467012Those are good vehicles
drinking milk
niggas be gaming
>>223467032Why he have baby seat
>>223466927Ur evil!>>223466948Wow sexy
>>223467025I prefer the Honda Aeneid
>>223466948I need to find myself a hag like this
I had to calm myself down but it worked
Based Zoom Zoom
Has your boss ever yelled at you?
I've always considered Honda the feminine choice, whereas Toyota was the masculine option.
>>223467061thoughts of coooming inside zoom zoom?
I have a toyota
It’s over
Best John Carpenter?
stop treating zoomzoom like some cheap piece of fuckmeat, just because he's 5'6" doesn't mean it's a bussy buffet. you need consent.
Marijuana is not good for you
>>223466321Skyrim lore is lame. Team red vs team blue
>>223467094How else am I gonna numb myself?
gaming style
>>223467102How about you don't numb yourself
Even if I was gay I'd never do anal, that's disgusting.
https://youtube.com/shorts/sEp6ZMvjE64LOL
>>223467108What are you, crazy?
>>223467063This fucking heat man FUCK!!! Had a headache all fucking day could not do jack fucking shit how about you
>>223467079The one thing that makes me sad about the future boomer die off is how many breweries are going to go out of business
>>223467139bot post
>>223467142>breweriesMillennials will keep them alive and I 100% Zoomers will get interested in them if they ever get any money or friends.
>>223467128Learn how to fucking grift you fucking kool aid drinker FUCK YOU!!!
>>223467139gtfo leonardo
>>223467152@gork is this true or what gork???
>>223467142Boomers don't do shit, Millennials run all the breweries now.>>223467159This. Craft beer is a Millennial invention at this point and Zoomers will eventually have enough wealth to own things and enjoy beer instead of filthy disgusting shitty weed.
>>223466321Yes the Atmer are literally jews trying to divide the empire to make it weaker by sewing dissent from withing you can find the documents in their base
>>223467180>>223467139ayo dis nigga fuckin RETARDED straight up
>>223467159>if they ever get any money or friends.Does he know?
>>223467186you're fucking lame man let's talk after you drink beer from a pitcher like a true wisconsonite
>>223467195it's lumsbra aka leonardo, the brazilian faggot
Today i turned 28And what do i have to show for it?I have no wifeI have no kidsI have no houseNext year i won't have any of these things either, and the year after that and the year after that and so onEverything will just get worse as wellEverything will get more anti whiteEverything will get more gayEverything will get more non whiteThere will be more and more wars for jewsAnd i will be aloneMaybe its for the bestIf i had son he would become a trannyIf i had a daughter she would become a coalburnerIn 2026 america life as a white man is not possibleI don't even know why i go to workAll i do is generate tax money that goes straight to israel so they can blow up men, women, and children
>>223467199>Does he know?Believe me I do. I prefer to be hopeful and am in a hopeful mood.
>>223467204Never understood why craft breweries don't do jugs
>>223467247All the craft breweries near me fill up growlers
>>223467247Or wine for that matter. Could you imagine if you could rock it Tortilla Flat style and drink wine out of glass jugs?
>>223466746I always do, might as well.. not like women are intelligent enough to know based off your pics
>>223466396you shit yourself and get a boner
I already shit myself what now
>>223467262You go to tacobell and shit your guts out literally
I threw up last night like 7 times. I wonder if I have that taco bell parasite
i hate women
zoomies make shitty y2k spotify playlists thinking that the era was like 1995-2009 but its aesthetics were really only prominent from 98ish-01ish. y2k FIRMLY ended with 9/11. don't be putting songs from fuckin 2007 in that shit.
>Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit. Because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all be all of human existence. She won't respect him, because you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesnt work.
>>223467272It’s not 2006 anymore. Taco Bell isn’t the laxative it used to be
>>223467186>Craft beer is a Millennial inventionI don't like shitty fruity IPA craft beers
>>223467297I wanted to eat his hole
>>223467262Boner time
>>223467255There are brands of wine that sell big jugs. You can find them in any grocery store
Stop making mean or inappropriate posts about Zoom Zoom. We like Zoom Zoom here, bullying him isn't cool.
>>223467313BONER ALERT
>>223467272>>223467285I heard that Taco Bell got the contaminated iceberg lettuce from Sysco, which is the biggest food distributor in North America (practically a monopoly), so it’s likely that the scope of the problem is larger than they’re letting on
>>223467325How come it's always produce? Why is it never animals?
incels didn`t exist prior to the 21st century
>>223467330we dont at raw meat
>>223467330cause mexicans don't shit on animals (mostly) but they do shit in the lettuce fields
>>223467330animals don't shit on their muscles. they do shit on grassy stuff on the ground.
so how come /cum/ is so anti-gay when all of you did naked body shots with your frat brothers like explain to me like I were 5
>>223467330>Why is it never animals?It's only animals when it's either prions or the food isn't cooked properly.
>>223467343it's not gay if your balls don't touch
>>223467343leonardo
>>223467353it's not gay if someone else shakes the bed
>>223467343>your frat brothersMost people that go to college aren't in Greek life, that's a popular misconception
one can of sparkling water is not quite enough for two mixed drinks
>>223467343average gay person is preferable to the average rural (derogatory).
>>223467343/cum/ isn't anti-gay, we love gay sex here
>>223467330There are lots of factors that make produce more dangerous:>workers shitting directly in the fields>water source getting contaminated with human feces, and then the vegetables getting sprayed with human poo water (which can result in both surface contamination, and poo pathogens getting inside the plant, making it unwashable)>poo contamination during processing>prepared and packaged vegetables like premade salads that come in bags are more dangerous, as the bags provide a more stable and moist environment for the pathogensPlus, obviously, lettuce is eaten raw, whereas parasites and other issues are killed in cooked foodsIt’d be less of a problem if all the produce were local, but poo is pretty much unavoidable if you outsource your food production to the turd world
just ate an entire human baby
There's no point to living if you're not a great renowned person. Avg joes and sub avg should all just kill themselves they don't deserve to exist, except me because I'm going to be the next Napoleon and Hitler rolled into one
>>223467419>There's no point to living if you're not a great renowned person. Avg joes and sub avg should all just kill themselves they don't deserve to exist,>except me because I'm going to be the next Napoleon and Hitler rolled into one
Taking a break from politics to watch comfy cheesemaking videoshttps://youtu.be/MwMq3Z_JfC8
Leonardo topping Zoom ZoomWow......
>>223467424Where does your Jason-complex come from Leotardo?
>>223467435that's cheesy
Gay ass cringe thread
I'm not a huge taco bell fan but they actually did nothing wrong here, in fact they treated their customer base better than 99% of retailers do, they informed the authorities as soon as the contaminated lettuce was found and cleared out their stock, meanwhile groceries stores like walmart and kroger didn't clear their stock and instead put it in on sale, which in better times would have led to an immediate lawsuit for trying to push a product that has been confirmed to be contaminated on to people, but there are no laws anymore so instead taco bell catches the blame
>>223467397just ate your mom's ass with a spoon so fucking what
>>223467441I would 100% be on top if that were to happen
None of you would be good at topping, I can sense it
>>223467458go away leonardo
>>223467470*rapes you*
>>223467470what the fuggg
>>223467489This but with Black women
>>223467457The regulators may have been defunded, but there’s nothing stopping class action lawsuits. There are lawyers whose whole thing is contaminated food
>>223463776finnish melty lol
>>223467457the only law there is is the law of supply and demand like learn to grift you grift-illiterate
im going to cooooooom
If i told people i hate niggers and spics and jews and israel and gays and want an all white country they would probably try to beat the shit out of meI have to hide my feelings about these things or the american subhumans i interact with will try to kill me because jews have brainwashed them into being nigger loving zionist homos who hate being white and want infinity africans, spics, and asians into the country
Micropenis bros how we feeling?
>>223467505Your average person doesn't have the time nor money to navigate the legal system and class action law suits are just another form of corruption, these companies get a slap on the wrist and the people that signed up for the class action instead of pursuing their own case get a few dollars and some change, the government should be the ones suing these people and the effects should be catastrophic enough to prevent something like that from happening again followed by jail time for repeated violations, but time and time again they get away with it all
>>223467544does it even matter if you're a perma virgin?
I be eatin Taco Bell and puttin mad lettuce on all my sandwiches at home and I ain't never shit myself. I think it's just a lot of pussies out there in the world today
nuke women
>>223467546You whinge a lot
>>223467579and you support shitting your pants
>>223467584Red herring
Me after a KFC dinner
>>223467531If your political/moral beliefs align with the villains in almost every movie and TV show, you might want to reevaluate your beliefs.
Someone won the Mega Millions and it wasn't me, I'm going to fucking kill myself.
goodnight
>>223467670Good night bud
>>223467670night, fucker
>>223467684You didn't need to speak to her that way
>>223467691i did thoughfucker
thread is dead now
>>223467751You're dead now
just can't train any americans to be...7/11 cashiers huh?
>>223467751Everyone is edging their posts for the NEW
are you there godit's me, bart simpson
>>223467759What's the over/under on one of his family members being the owner/manager
>>223467759Get those Yale students working at 7/11
Why did you let them defeat you?
>>223467613>you might want to reevaluate your beliefs.Reddit phrase
>>223467824Whomst
NEW>>223467834>>223467834>>223467834
>>223467829Well yeah I facetiously reposted a famously retarded Reddit post
>>223467531>want infinity africans, spics, and asiansCan't say I've ever met anyone that wants increased asian immigration, unless you mean like jeets
You will never be a globalist
>>223467836Too early
>>223467804nonsensical reply from a jeet
>>223466588No.