I went with a few guys to a party. An acquaintance of mine decided to not go to the party with us. It might seem as if I lifemogged that guy, but I left out a crucial bit of information : he spent the night with his girlfriend at home. While my Minecraft character was ingesting alcoholic beverages as a sub-5 male, that guy was having sex with his girlfriend and cuddling her all night long. I got back from the party and threw up in my bathroom sink. I fapped to porn and then went to sleep without a girl by my side.>muh partee! muh en tee max! The person who had the most fun that night was, ironically, the male who “stayed home when his friends were partying”.Happens iyc?
It’s late, but did I read that right. The party was in… minecraft?
>>223464760Sounds like you are treating events transactionally nigga. "But does this get me pu$$y" seems like an awful way to stumble thru life. Did you have fun with your friends?
I'm not mentally ill enough for this anymore
>>223464760no, im not driven by fomo or jealousy
>>223464826What other way is there to treat things if the experience is not satisfactory?
>>223464872yeah, this. I don't really give a fuuuck. sounds like you're a biiitch. git gud OP. THERE IS a skill issue for your brain tissue!
>>223464966It's not a skill issue, but a skull issue
>>223465010coping. coping and seething. through sheer will you can manifest what you will. trust me. im a native myself, but i do be having some of that african and colonizer blood too in me. I'm a real mutant.
>>223464826Smartest socialite
