Could you pass as a local in Massachusetts?
>>223466361I was a local there a thousand years ago or so
>>223466361no. when I go out, tourists in my hometown say shit like "Where the fuck am I? Oh my God. What is that?" because I resemble some sort of cave monster. But its not my fault! Im a goddamn creature
>>223466361I have Portuguese DNA so yes
>>223466361I am wicked retahded so yes
i'm not quite that gay looking