Do Europeans really?
Do mutts never?
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>>223468775Genuinely how are you supposed to use this?Why not just put a bidet or a toilet spray
>>223468775I would have those
>>223468775Why would I. I take a dump first thing in the morning and then get in the shower. Simple as.
>>223468731No
>>223468775based as fuck, I love Portugal like you wouldn’t believe.
Only Germans
>>223468839Biders aren't common in Germany
>>223468731It's part of the European Holy Trinity of toilet design, uncultured lardass like (You) wouldn't understand.
>>223468889you rub your bare hand on your shit covered asshole, this is what euros consider cleanliness
>>223469251The only respectable combination that shuts everyone up
>>223469595nah
>>223469611Your mini ass spray bowl is retarded and cumbersome and you look like a tinkling little girl when you’re squatting over it + a big chunk of your population is digging around in their ass bare handed over it
>>223469656didn’t read, bidet supremacy is absolute and admits no copes.
>>223468775>>223468839Europeans: Can't stop thinking about American buttholes and penises
>>223469956https://youtu.be/nDzYcScPU_g?is=IFPnfa-L-wRIbucP
>>223469250French is really annoying because you have to aim your anus or it will smell just as bad as a poop shelf.Don't understand why the entire world doese
>Do Europeans really?
>>223470421Now THAT is a proper toilet
>>223470160>you have to aimwhat?i never aim or do whatever you meant, the french toilet bowl is designed so that the shit be gone out of sight as soon as possible.
>>223468731I think only Germans have poop observation toilets
>>223468731Yea why not, toilet has a smily face
>>223470610we don’t do that in Germany.
German mothers inzpekt the poo of their 30-something sonsthis was revealed to me in a vision and confirmed by Grok
>>223470466Looks tiny, unlikely to survive an USAnian ass after a night out at Chipotle
How does this not smell horrific during use?
>>223468731I've seen garbage toilets like this in Cali, not in Europe. Also, their toilets were all shallow as fuck so my balls touched the water if I wasn't careful. I mean we all know Californians are eunuchs but geez.
>>223468839they have their whole culture around eating ass and this is what they have to show for their hygiene? im raffin. imagine their breath
>>223473491LOL
>>223473432>my balls touched the water>Its the toilets fault my balls droop too low, oder soHow old are you, grandpa?
>>22347397335. Your balls would sag too if you had the semen equivalent of D cups.
>>223468731*Germans
poop observatory toilets are superior
I was in a building complex built in the 70s (?) last week and these old style toilets are unironically great to shit. It's natural to squat when shitting so them being lower allows you to shit more easily. The poop shelf wouldn't be necessary but I don't mind having my glorious deed on full display before flushing it. I didn't have to wipe much at all and I got everything out quickly when using those toilets last week. As usual, we had it right all along and we adopted worse foreign customs.>inb4 retarded memes coping with an objective sanitary truthnuke
>>223475227There is no Europe without Germany. Therefore, all Europeans are German.
>>223475571oy vey it’s anudda 1939
>>223475607My German brother!
