Kelly Brook edition
>>223470442Absolutely ground him to bits, this lad won
>Processed beef is any beef product altered from its fresh state through curing, smoking, salting, or adding chemical preservatives to extend shelf life or enhance flavor.Mince is not 'processed beef'
SHUT UP ABOUT MEAT FFS
he's saying in the discord that you've conceded and made yourself a right fool in relation to this ground meat / mince argument lad, says you don't have another 300 posts in you and everyone is laughing agreeing with himyou gonna let him do you like that?
think we can leave that debate in the old
Ground beef mong is clutching at straws. Desperate to gain a foothold in the debate. But he keeps getting bodied.
im a horrid little man with no life
I screenshotted it
>>223470486nah we're bringing it through! mince conversation all day!
Minced meat (or "mince" for short) is just another word for ground meat. They're exactly the same thing. It's bizarre that anyone would not only think otherwise, but feel the need to correct someone who used the terms interchangeably.
>>223470500That why you call it 'ground meat'?
Quiet now. The big strong toiling men are here to discuss things way above your station little runts. Sit back and observe and don’t speak unless spoken to
GOT THE COCK OUT
>>223470442"no one" doesn't literally mean no one. are you foreign?
>>223470446lovely curves ngl
>>223470430Ask yourself why they would do that
>>223470514>using americanized slip words>british public and supermarkets exclusively calling it minceSo I'm right. It's not ground meat. It's mince.
>>223470500screaming this is lITERALLY ME
>>223470525whyd you do that
https://youtu.be/dsVDPzJzc98
that was the most powerul FOY ever used an atomic bomb of a FOY
/mu/ is dead so here are my top 10 shoegaze albums
>>223470547free palesitnejk dont care much desu
>>223470500umktim
>>223470554Where is whirr
Going to start calling everyone I don't like "piehead"
dont care about the palestinians just dont like jews
I haven’t had ground meat in a while but I do have some in the fridge, might get it cooked up tonight.
'ground meat' lmaoIs that meant to be soil or plants? It's minced meat, I'm settling it right now.
>>223470577>just dont like jewsMy mum said that yesterday. Actually she specified Orthodox Jews but yeah
Once let Ainsley Harriot use my clubcard in TescoI got the points he got the discounts win win innit
bro eating meat he found on the floor
the singular ground beef poster
>>223470567They have that one good EP but I wouldn't rank it above anything on my chart
>>223470578It's called minced meat mate
sir ground beef
Wotcher fellas, beautiful day out today. Cycling to work proving fruitful however dragging my bike around the train stations is a pain in the arse. Hope everyone’s well.
>>223470529And mince doesn't literally mean ground meat? And caring doesn't literally mean you're mental. Sure.
>>223470595https://youtu.be/xnaxp24_bfMSo this is shite is it?
>>223470539>americanized>with a "z"OH BOY
Rorke calling his mum a diddyfoid under his breath
>>223470525get that meat ground up
should i get maccas probably
Just catching up on the last thread. He really called it ground meat?
>>223470650she boobed boobily
Done. No more arguing about it. It's mince. Debate is over. Mince lad comes out with a clear victory a d will be crowned today's /brit/ debating champion.
>>223470626another crackkker using accursed yakubian voodoo rituals to steal gout gouts vitality
his autism is going to be in overdrive all day now about that argument well done whoever rattled him
>>223470619It's okay, just doesn't really click for me
>>223470665>>223470655>>223470599>>223470614you got bamboozled mate, your cage got rattled
>>223470554whyd you include a pic of the top 10 worst shoegaze albums then?
Could Minceposting be a late contender for Gimmick of the Year? [read more]
sir rattled incel
>>223470554Always cap a top 10 to one album per artistOtherwise it just looks silly
>>223470691Not even waitrose called it 'ground meat'. Must be the slop from halal butchers lol. Mince is the Englishman's choice.
>>223470626flew too close to the sun
Sir lost debate (ground meat)
still seething
lefties can't get enough of Kneecap
I bet ground meat mong calls parsley cilantro
The mince poster lost we can draw a line under it there it was witnessed by the entire thread
mincemong melty
Encourage you all to get outside today and enjoy a bit of the summer while it lasts.
>>223470771Tesco, waitrose, sainsbury, the entire British public lost too? Yeah thought not.
Missed the debate but I want to weigh in as is my right:I call it mince, shops call it mince, butcher calls it minceNever called it ground. Only ever seen it called ground by AmericansAll there is to it.
>>223470787will i fuck
I'll be going to asda later and will take a screenshot of the mince isle
>>223470716Okay here is the revised version following this rule
>>223470800never
>>223470787Cannot wait until it fucks off honestly.
>>223470626been mourning thishe got a little too energetic at the gherkin :/
I just found out every male member of the British royal family is circumcised by a mohel
more people upset about the mince-ground beef argument than there is with actual opinions on it
>>223470807way better list because it gets Flying Saucer Attack in it
>>223470813I lean towards agreeing with you, it has been a bit much this year.
Genuinely can't imagine being so mentally dominated by a foreign culture that you just use their language without even thinking It's not the word it's what the use of the word implies
Sweden
>>223470818Practice was ended due to Diana No wonder she was always a marked woman
oh this melty isn’t showing any signs of stopping
who is rainyawayday
doing nothing
>Oven Cook in 35 Mins. Tender minced British beef, slow-cooked with red wine & thyme, topped with our creamy mashed potato, Cheddar cheese, Parmesan & breadcrumbs.>minced British beefCase closed
mad how you can rent an actual house for £1000 in the norf
>>223470851Not true. Harry already confirmed he is circumcised so his brother will be too
>>223470837The entire country is parched. The grass is practically dead at this point. It's been crispy brown for weeks on end. Genuinely hasn't rained in weeks now. Crops have suffered. It's humid as fuck, evenings are absolutely grim. Using air con when it's 22 degrees in the evening because the humidity. This is not our weather. Years of this shit now enough is enough.
>>223470873If anybody knows, Charlie knows
>>223470895>Years of this shit nowLast summer was utter shite
mad how i can make a real person think about something by typing words on a screeni could put any image in your head and you would be powerless to stop me
>>223470894Is true and your dire little chatbot convo proves nothing, Harry was not circumcised at birth but at 27 when he has frostbite on his foreskin
>>223470873BOOOOOOOOMAnd just like that, the nuke was dropped on ground meat mong completely obliterating his credibility and shaming him in front of his little /brit/ friends.
>>223470799>Missed the debate but I want to weigh in as is my right:scale says 450lbs
ocado and morrisons calls it ground beef btw
>>223470881the mortgage on my two bed house is 960/mo you can own a house in norf for 1000
An direly unfunny forced gimmick spreading over multiple threads, I wonder who's behind that
>>223470799SMASH BANG WALLOPYet another win for mince lad. This is getting embarrassing for ground meat mong.
>>223470948Neither of them do
>>223470957can we get an uncensored versionI can't tell who this is
>>223470895Absolutely, the grassy area nearby has devolved into what I can only describe as a mustard like colour. I didn’t have the foresight to purchase and AC sadly but I’ll be picking up a couple up in January. We had 15-17 degrees going into mid November last year.
>>223470948Yeah?https://groceries.morrisons.com/search?q=MinceKEEEEEEK -1 point for you dufus
>>223470957The Royal Family
>>223470969>>223470984made you pillocks look
Apparently your nipples are only sensitive if you habitually play with them. You always see Jap girls licking the man's nipples, I wonder if that means it's common for Jap men to rub their nipples when they wank or something.
>>223470996this is what occupies your mind on a wednesday morning, is it?
>>223470961>>223470931>>223470873>>223470847>>223470799notice how people have stopped caring and moved on/logged off? That’s called normal behaviour, you have serious autism to still be seething about this
I'll still be mates with groundbeefmong after this but I'm not sure I will ever respect him again
Aaaaand ocado also call it mince. So he's lying. He's embarrassed himself. Defeated male exits.https://www.ocado.com/search?q=Mince
>>223470996Japanese girl licked my nipples when i was over there and it lowkey felt really good, its not arousing in japanese porn tho cause its all ugly bastards
>>223470955corrrr half my rent and i live in a flat
think it's about time we squashed some ground beefs now
>>223471019Nicocado Avocado?
>>223471013He's logged off because he's been defeated and lost the debate, which I have won.
Mincemong jumping up and down shouting I WON I WON, bless his little heart
run out of things to do already and it's not even midday
>>223471019>im searching multiple supermarket websites to prove that ground beef is commonly called mince in the uk and it turns out that im not the embarrassing one somehow
nah ground beef won that
>>223471013Oops I think you've accidentally replied to me haha>>223471011Nothing is off limits for the thinking man
>>223471025well you're an ugly bastard as well
https://thevillagebutchers.co.uk/shop/beef/beef-mince/extra-lean-beef-steak-mince-1kg-pack/Butcher calls it mince
Interestingly mincemeat is what you find inside a Mince Pie (the Christmas thing) but mince meat is what you find inside a Shepherd's Pie. Save yourself from an embarrassing situation in the future by memorising this fact.
come back after a few hours and theyre still arguing about mince, this fucking place
>>223471085Calls what mince? Ground meat?
>>223471084Im actually quite 'kawaii'
GIANT dicksMASSIVE cocksI need them in my MOUTH and ARSE now!YUMMER! YUMMER! YUMMER!
it’s factually ground meat isn’t it
>>223470446mad how wokeness took this kind of woman away
>>223471106They call mince mince. Because that's what it is. Like how parsley is parsley, not cilantro.
>>223471117Yes lad phwoar
>>223471092rodney you plonkaaaaaaaaaaa
>>223471096Shepherds pie is lamb not mince. Mince is beef. With ground beef (aka mince) it would be a cottage pie.
>>223471096think we should do little beef pies for christmas rather than the icky fruit pies that they trick you with
>>223471102>come back after a few hours and theyre still arguing about mince>mince+1 to mince lad
>>223471130>they call mince minceGibberish. Define the word mince.
Mince is a name given to something, what’s the something that mince is the name for?
Reggie Ledoux?!?!Talking bout some kinda Yella King
>>223471138Charlie Bigham says it's a "slow-cooked lamb ragu", a component of which I'm sure is Minced British Lamb.
>yeah so you really are interested in mince meat but can we talk about something else?
>>223471138You are wrong. Mince is the style of the meat. So you could have human mince, duck mince etc. Beef mince, lamb mince, pork mince etc are all mince.
>>223471181Let's talk about sex
Mince is just meat that's been mincedComes in all varieties doesn't it
thoughts on buccal fat removal? why do women love it so much?
>>223471181Ok do you want to go to Games Workshop? We're sat right next to it.
we had mince at school and i used to look at the dinner lady's big tits and imagine they were all full of mince
>>223471200She looks part aboriginal lowkey
>>223471200because they're whores
>>223471200Looks horrible
We should mince rorke
>>223471013You've been raped mate, firstly in your mind by America and secondly right here in this thread by the big girthy cock of /brit/
I'll eat her poo.
>>223471181breasts
This is the vibe you lads give off
>he thinks he himself is /brit/if you left no one would even notice!
*opens a bag of trebor mints*Anyone for some mints?
biblical mince melty
>>223471244We'd notice because the nazi spam and other dogshit fungal ritual posts would stop :)
>>223471200they think heavily defined cheekbones makes you look attractive (and skinny). they do it with makeup so the surgery just seems like a shortcut i imagine
>>223471254They're called "grounds" according to one particularly mongy lad that frequents this general
Another 16 hours of 4chan playing dollies and make belive to gain the attention of other men?
>>223471200women cannot be trusted to make any decisions for themselves
>In food, "grounded" most commonly means an ingredient that has been crushed into a powder or minced into tiny piecesBeef is crushed into a powder? No, because it's impossible unless it's dried, which means it isn't mince. The more accurate term is minced. Because you can't ground meat that isn't dry.
I would die for this nigga
>>223471241you know what im a nice polite young man, im allowed my hobbies and interests, and i wont have you or anyone else upset me
>>223471241i don't give off that vibe
>>223471234been saying this for almost ten years you have and not one molecule of emma watson's poo has been eaten what do you have to say for that?
>>223471286Yes I am starting to think a lot of these 'people' aren't just incels but actually gay incels
well rorke?
>>223471233Who first mentioned America? Who first mentioned the name given to ground meat AKA mince? Who then spent over an hour mentioning these things over and over, getting excited, thinking this was a battle of some kind, of which they then repeatedly declared themselves the winner?Do you see my point yet or are you still blinded by the frenzy that you were sent into by the words "ground meat?"
Minced poo
What should i watch on youtube while i eat my dinner :)
brewing some minced coffee if anyone wants
>>223471298>n-wordThis is an American word, an Americanism if you will.Very against the spirit of British culture
>>223471241sc
>>223471340videos of how stuff is made
>>223471340Warhammer lore videos
>>223471309>nd not one molecule of emma watson's poo has been eaten Theoretically, it's very possible that I have. Emma and I were in Las Vegas at the same time by complete accident a few years ago. I've also been to London.
>>223471342It's made into a powder, so it's grounded. But how can you ground meat into a powder? You can't, because you mince it.
Yep hes going to be 'arguing' with himself for hours about mince because he got a little attention for his gimmickSad life but it is what it is, at least hes not out on the streets scaring people
didn't bother to brush my teeth for a literal decade then started again, mad how they don't even look that bad, just a bit discoloured
oh right boss has decided hes going to be a complete cunt for no reason today then lovely
>>223471346That’s ok I’m American I was born in fort dodge iowa
my favourite movie is Mincehog Day
>>223471181Who is this angel?
hmmm
>>223471382Stand up for yourself and gain his respect
Need a /ck/ crossover to confirm it is indeed mince
>>223471340have you ever just ate your dinner while not doing anything else? it's mental. you can really taste the food
my favourite christmas treat? Why, ground pies of course!
>>223471359if you didn't do it with knowledge you were eating it then I don't think it countsanyway start doing better
>>223471382tell him straightyou'll put him six feet in the fucking mince if he carries on
Few meetings today, difficult client at 11.30 for which I’ll no doubt have to take full responsibility for completely standard things the guys on my team cock up on the daily
>>223471404Would a king eat his dinner without a host of jesters and musicians i think not
It's mince. We all know. It's mince.
>>223471404It's not the 1800s pal
Tried getting a /britck/ general started last year but the /brit/ brand doesn't resonate with the /ck/ crowd
>>223471393me on the left
ground meat mong was clearly leftypol
give me one good reason why i shouldnt go to some shithole like india or the phillipines for a few weeks and live like a king when in reality i'll be spending less than 200 quid a day
>>223471432i'm straight but asexual so vaginas are disgusting to me
>>223471479>IndiaHell no>PhilippinesMuch better idea
These are the only boards with faster posts than /brit/ Absolutely mogging the rest of the website right now
>>223471510>shithole third world with the occasional built up citythey're literally the same thing, arguably philippines might even top them on the grimmage scale since half their population eats bin chicken
>>223471511/brit/ is not mentioned in that image
Scenario: A family is working on the weekly shopping list>mum: let's make a bolognese>dad: yeah>son: yummy>mum: so we need onions, mushrooms, tomatoes... >dad: ground beef>son named beef: what did I do???
femcel sisters....
>>223471511must be something crazy going on in the traditional games community
north corel are such assholes, if I were there I would've killed the entire village the moment someone was rude to me
what happens when 99% of internet traffic is just AI? are we just trapped in a simulation at that point
STILL obsessively seething fucking creasing
>>223471559no because you can turn your computer off and go outsidemental thought I know
>>223471529Brit had 3.47 posts per minute at the time, every board not on that pic has a lower ppm as a whole
using AI to make images of myself as a girl and crying
freshsly washed and dried shirts be like im ceasing
>>223471594Why are you crying
which condition is more associated with getting stuck on one particular thought or event? Autism or Asperger’s
>>223471579nobody is doing that
>>223471602because this is who I actually am
>>223471585how do you know?
It's a lovely bum bum
>>223471540bodied that fat body bitchy
waiting patiently for mums to return from a store with pasta so I could eat
I asked for some MINTS not MINCE
>>223471619It says on the website
>>223471621beautiful
>>223471664link?
>>223471614Thats not who you areYou are a young black man, and you are going to make it
All that talk about mince has made me want to make burgers If you have cheese on your burger do you use the cheese slices or do you slice some proper cheese off a block? I'm a block cheese man myself but I know people love the "burger cheese"
Also the only threads that are faster than brit are a handful of video game ones and a /b/ eceleb thread #winning>>2234716824stats.io
It is mince not ground meat
at toil, fucking hate my life
>>223471714Chin up mate, we’re building towards something better for ourselves.
britishers be likesucking a courgette
Woke up, stood up, no balancewtf
>>223471735yeah? don't want it
>>223471714any cute 'fus going?
i reckon we should claim the word britishers as a slur but let people use britishas
im on estrogen
>>223471746no, all men, runt toil, currently babysitting the new zoomer who just sits there blasting out tiktoks
>>223471704horrific, Lovecraftian even
I finally pushed a big, hard turd out. Had to use a laxative
>>223471737Brain tumour
>>223471784Doubt it
>Kym Marsh And Daniel Radcliffe Crowned Rear Of The Year 2015 was it deserved?
lads ive been edging for 9 days but now im scared to bust incase i dissolve
saw a blind man wearing a zelda shirt yesterday. how can he have played any of the games if he's blind?
life's getting away from me a bit here ngl
>Jane Danson and chat show host Graham Norton have been voted top of the bottoms after winning the Rear of the Year 2000 award
>>223471813played them before he went blind
>>223471813braille
in this dumb motel near the Taco Bell without a hope in hell
>>223471686I'll slice off some mild white cheddar because it melts really well. Cook onions with the burgers and put the onions on the cheese to melt it.
alysa liu rear of the year 2026
>>223471813Why didn't you ask him directly instead of scurrying away like a coward and panicking for 24 hours before asking us?
Wikipedia on a mad one.
>>223471813carer just puts whatever clothes on him
you lads are down with the clown, right?
>>223471840the prize is my 5.5 inch bwc
>>223471854til i'm dead in the ground
>>223471847India has joined the chat.
if a gay bloke jumped on your back would you leave him on there or ask him to get off your back
>>223471882id batter him into ground meat
adam should have got stav that breakfast sandwich
>>223471882strange post
fuck sake hate it all
>>223471882It's leave him on there or toss him off surely The old gay conundrum (along with 'Did you watch Gaylords Say No last night?')
>>223471879isnt that the nigga from my dinner with andre
Sir Keir Starmer
>>223471882Would extend my willy around to my back and rape him
buggered up me arse
Fucking state of my bowels and bladder. I'm in more discomfort after the kidney stone removal than with it. Guess I couldn't just let it sit in there though.
wokeness has gone INSANE
feels great to be a cute lad around town, people smile walking by and notice lasses glancing at me. Shame I’ve got a gf
President Emmanuel Macron said France was facing its most difficult situation since the Second World War, urging fire crews to “stay strong”.
>>223471955;)
>>223471945
>>223471964heemed that cunt
>>223471945Laxmods will have a patch for this soon
>>223471964Master Chief you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
>>223471961Can't help but feel this is somehow a victory for England
wish I were evil, how do I get more eviler?
Is that a freaking black person in my childrens video game
changed rorke going chicken shop
>>223472014>Halo: Combat Evolved is rated M for MatureHi Mong
Meeting time, see you on the other side
>>223471955
lie back and think of england
>>223472059how it is now or how it could be?
cooking mongs: it needs acid
>>223472054'groid hair
>>223472041Rated 16 in my country
I need an ancient tattoo
>>223471701>handful of video game onesit's genuinely depressing how much /vg/ was completely one shot by gachaslop in the last few yearsi actually calculated once and nearly half the threads on the board were for gacha games. multiple generals for extremely popular games have slid off to /vm/ because they can't keep up with the dozens of gachaslop waifu simulator clone threads
>>223472107>>223472107>>223472107new
>>223472099Well its not a problem as long as their displaced general still exists somewhere
>>223472099same as kpop on /mu/ isn't it
>>223471945genuinely strangesomebody must have explicitly made the decision because somebody else went through the entire game and decided there were too many white people
gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
>>223472115well presumably there were slower threads on /vm/ that now can't keep up with the new competition and just don't exist anymore
>>223472099Used to post in that blue archive generalHorrible, horrible place full of obviously brown cunts and brain dead retard freaksNot like my friends at /brit/
poo
bump!
>>223471604for me it's autspergers
