Sneako edition
>>223475777funado
holy shit i love being canadian
>>223475757>>223476406>>223477227>/brit/
>>223477227same
>>223477227ktim
>>223476926dibber
Do have to rate trannies a bit for their confidence, I could never dress up as a woman and walk about in public
>>223477246you ruined your life
>>223477242
There are unironically people over 20 here who have>never had sex>have no license/can’t drive a car>have never lived alone>are afraid of talking to women>haven’t even had a job let alone a proper careerIt’s actually hard to imagine and I’m not sure why considering where I am but still
can we take a moment to appreciate just how terrible tilde is at being a tranny.this madman voluntarily chooses to embrace all the negatives of being a tranny. Usually the more normal ones will at least post their shaved arseholes in lingerie in return for some attention from the chasers but this bloke walks around Scarborough talking to himself in an accent which sounds like a character from an 80s BBC comedy
>>223477249mumberg on holibobs
Really something when you see an innocuous post that barely registers and you move on, meanwhile two mongs go at it for hours on end over it
A huge blow to Bradley Walsh fans (Bradley Walshers) everywhere :(
the nasally virgin voice oh my DAYS
>>223477284Bongs legitimately just don't drive cars. I met a normal well adjusted college educated one that didn't know what an odometer was.
for me its https://youtube.com/shorts/CmfguMBeZa4
>>223477284kateeeeemmm
>>223477307It's mince mate. Always has been. Always will be.
>>223477288You're severely mentally ill
>>223477284I have a car also I'm not afraid to talk to women but I have nothing to talk about as I'm a no life freak
my mate once got drunk and legitimately asked me if I'd shag his gf while he watchednot even joking a little bithe was absolutely bollocksed and I just ordered us and uber and have never once brought it up againhope it was just a joke his drunk brain found amusing somehow
>now the spacker is using an Aus VPN to cuck postmate... seek help, literally
>>223477284driving sucks, i'd rather walk
Do you lads believe you have agency to improve your lot in life or do you think you're doomed?
>>223477249would bury my face in that and inhale deeply
>BREAKING: FEDERAL AVIATION AUTHORITY DECLARES FULL MINCING OF AIRLINERS
>>223477355Doomed me
>>223477337Yes but it's just a fact that british BMWF is really hot. I think it's the accents
>>223477340ok
Stop bullying me
>>223477310boo fucking hoo he's got the the chase its spinoffs and gladiators
>>223477284i have a car and it's a waste of money
>>223477355peopel are capable of much more than they realise but it often takes something external to make them realise or grow
Worst part about EW is even if his posts are all some sort of ironic larp, he still actually sounds like that and you can just picture what he looks like
>Gout Gout
just remembered my ex has pictures of me in her dress
>>223477395mate, you’re such a little neek and you’ve been giving it on here I’m just creasing
>>223477355it's completely over. it always was
bradley walsh more like bradley washed. greedy cunts with 10 fongers in 10 pies. maybe he should consider his soul
...succumbing to yet another monster energy ultra in my smelly childhood bedroom...
>>223477355I don't want to improve. I want to get even more depressed and rage filled until I finally snap and got scorched earth on the beastfolx. just massacre whole ethnicities
>>223477355Thought I was doomed in my 20s33 now and married and am a homeowner with a good career and a child on the way
>>223477419yeh he's a pathetic neek that will have a shit life until he dies.no idea why mongs here obsess over the gimp
>>223477445grimbo
>>223477432Bloody true blue Aussie legend he is, what a rippa!
>>223477395Not being rude here. Are you actually a Troon or is it a larp? It's a damn good larp until this point if it is.
>>223477458sounds awful actually
Whites in this country won't die out but we will get more dysgenic. The only people having kids now are benny mongs because they get everything paid for, never have to worry about their finances or housing, and have all the time in the world to "raise" their children because they don't have to work. The only damn women I see pushing prams around look like bloated rotting apples. All 5' nothing, saggy gunts, fat faces, all speccy, all with that distinct double digit IQ way of speaking. You always wonder who is even shagging these things to get them pregnant, but of course it's usually equally dysgenic estate housed benny mongs that are too stupid, drunk or high to care about what they are sticking their cock in so long as it's a warm hole. Half of the kids are also mixed because africans will shag any obese white bird they come across, but as I say, the whitest ones are just as dysgenic. Idiocracy is absolutely real and it's what is to be expected when you subsidise being a lazy entitled twat that lives on handouts and punish people who actually work for a living.
>>223477435um
ooh I have a penooh I have a beetch oooohm... beetch pen
>>223477467You can tell from xer voice that xhe's on estrogen
>>223477451Why don't you post your sponsors mid thread? Been buck broken by jannies? Grim little slugman.
>>223477493scream
Need to buy a bluray dvd drive so I can backup my dvds and that before they go into storageAnyone know about that and can recommend me something?
>>223477498beautiful
>>223477498before woke ruined everything
>>223477475Based bennychad heirs of the Anglo-Saxon race
dad's partner keeps making odd comments about my gf whenever we visit. have asked my dad to talk to him about it but he seems to have done nothing
>deleted
>>223477489just shut up mate
>>223477498welcome to east anglia
Mum's wife mong bait just watch as he gets 5+ replies
you all look like this
wish i could draw
>>223477543oh my god I can't believe someone would reply to someone else on an online forum this country is fucking going down the toilet vote reform
>>223477475
Interesting how Piehead is quick to attack me
I am fucking screaming the nasally voice and everything
>>223477475All im getting from this wretched screed is "please break your back for the jew government in london and don't use government assistance, that should only go to the africans and asians"
Kek zeidy is a shell of a man. He's been castrated by the jannies. Literally holds zero power anymore. Just a little slug you can stomp on.
tf u mean 'him' cuh?
>>223477550women are so lovely
>>223477524>talk to himincredulousbradley.png
>>223477550she'll look like the woman behind her eventually
>>223477549this is the one telling you that "you'll do nothing"
>>223477568And it only took 4 years Reckon one of the lads became a janny in their most recent recruitment drive
>>223477564Real talk dude don't be a dick. EW is a genuinely good poster. There is mystique around their persona but don't be a dick.
I think we need to show this janny some respect for finally dealing with the parasite
>>223477603Tilde is a horrid little man
>>223477593This new janny is absolutely brilliant. Really hands odd except when it's zeidy, nonce bait and troon posting.
enjoying some fantastic BBC porn on my excellent new BenQ ultrawide monitor
>>223477580she won't as her spanish genes predominate over her amerindian genesthe gril to her left will however
>no suspicious items or circumstances were reported at Kavinsky's house, where the 50 year old electro DJ was found dead was a bad eccie I reckon
second generation Italian Aussie clunge
>>223477622Dick head. Nothing nice to say etc etc. Seems like a very nice person EW.
>>223477648best post I done ever saw
need women out of business
>>223477550If I found a genie in a lamp one of my wishes would be to look like this
ta daaaaaaaa
>>223477469Well lucky for you you’ll never have to experience it
>>223477668gonna buy this when i move out and play forza 6 like a proper spastic
Screeeeeeaaaaaaaming
>>223477648Bye
>>223477668nice mate, enjoy your game x
>>223477668just know you own a pair of black crocs
Kpop desu lads
>>223477648The post that saved /brit/
>>223477673good
>>223477530elf sex
>>223477603*genuinely boring gimmickthink I've only laughed and three Employed Woman posts in a year
>>223477693I'll be back in 2 minutes anyway :)
Clunge is truly one of the nastiest words in the English language
>>223477668Bought moza flight sim kit myself. Good stuff.
>>223477550she look like that woman who interrupted pinkpantheress' interview
>>223477643heard it was a stroke
>>223477573
it honestly has to be acknowledged that cuckspam has declined massively and we definitely should be grateful to the jannyamuses me that ziedy must have constant irl meltdowns due to not being able to fulfill one of his most vital ocd stims
>>223477717Mindraped
>>223477697absolutely nothing wrong with crocs and mine are navy blue but I want a yellow pair for my summer lounging outfit
>>223477718I know but its proper hot and filthy
>I do note that piehead uses ground beef when discussing pies
feel fucking terrible
>>223477748cry to janny bitchboy, he can't stop me :)
got it on, and by it, i mean, wellthe frasier
Snatch trails behind clunge in griminess
Going to NOT drink today! For the first time in months!
>>223477745Literally removed a massive part of that freaks life. Genuinely stopped posting for a while until I got 4chanx installed. Grim little freak has had his life turned upside down now he can't post in brit. New janny is king.
>>223477733it was the same shadowy electro cabal that killed Aviciiit's unclear what hidden truths these house DJs know that require they all be murdered
>>223477797followed by your life LOL!
>>223477777
>>223477784
employed woman is a good lass
i look forward to esteemed redditors joining usand hurriedly leaving when i mention how there's a real and present threat to our demographic going on
>>223477799a toastto janny!
>>223477810bodied that freak
>>223477745He's been having much more consistent mental breakdowns
Some of you lads honestly. “ziedy” and employed women are the same freak you morons
>>223477785whats the point? you just say edgy shit to get banned and then ban evade while almost everyone ignores youWhat's the goal?
tilde is an expert on having his meat minced, is he?
>>223477699Genuinely don't understand what's meant to be attractive about a bunch of plastic, flat uncanny valley looking girls
>>223477844did ask for your input skidmark
>>223477849I wonder what the name behind them both is
gfberg wasn't responding to me so i got scared she was ghosting me and called her and it turns out she was sleepingNow i look like an obsessed freak
I mean does it really matter to you what two consenting adults do behind a closed door
the commonwealth games have gone woke
umdiepio
You lads been following the county cricket drama?
https://youtu.be/NHkhhLzxNSc
>>223477878sleeping with me lolmao
>>223477878shes going to hold onto that minor inconvenience for years, just letting it stew and build up
>>223477793can't have many episodes left you watch it all the time
do think that a touch of cellulite just makes a woman sexiernot too much, just a smidgenlike cindy crawfords mole innitthat little indication they're a real person with real skin and a real fanny gets the willard going
>>223477573That they are
>>223477897yeah. funny how white guys go on about indians coming to county cricket and being dishonest and then do that
>did asklol he fucked up. what an idiot!
Hello teamMe and my friends/team on a UK based mental health support forum have been discussing which of these terms is more common in the UK.I think mince is more common in the UK and ground beef if an Americanism. I do note that piehead uses ground beef when discussing piesWhat do you think?
>>223477897nah, havent heard a chirp of it
>>223477910i'm on the 5th episode of the 5th series
>>223477904The instant that the blade tore open his flesh the bright disk of the sun soared up and exploded behind his eyelids
>>223477912yes, i used to shoot ropes to vanessa blake
bro tried to vlog with the virgin voice. get some fanny like your idol seasidemark and your balls might finally drop
just recently found out rugby is considered a posh sport and I didn't know that at allit was my favourite to play in pe at school
>>223477959People keep going on about this, where is it
RORKE YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORT LORRY
neighbour's putting more washing out bent bastid
>>223477974https://youtu.be/17uMGnX4XbE?is=5-vGeM2as6RSV4Fn
>>223477963football gentlemens game played by thugs. rugby thugs game played by gentlemen
THUG (tony hawk's underground) a video game played by me
fs need another piss
he thought he was gonna be the next big YouTube star I’m HOWLING Ishowvirginityoh my days
>>223477915>funny how white guys go on about indians coming to county cricket and being dishonestThink you might have made this up in your head
I'm actually a moderately famous youtuber :)
so these are the posters posting fanny shmelar
>>223478023who? wasn’t that post clearly aimed at employed women
>>223478013Was this found or did they post it here?>>223478023Disagree
>>223477878shag her in the arse to reassert dominance
>[Deleted]
>>223477989who is this autistic gay freak
Starving, what do you reckon I should scran
might rewatch Frieren but only the mage exam because the rest is absolute dogshit I mean truly terrible and fucking nothing happens
Kinda crazy how seasidemark, a fat alcoholic who ostensibly smells of fish, has had more pussy than meSo much so that he's known as the creampie king
>>223478023mr beast
>>223478051the person who has been posting black penis fantasy for a year
>>223478059literal subhuman retard tier naruto-watching opinion
>>223478011love that game
why are people pretending they didn't know about the youtube channel already
the scran cooked by yours truly
>>223478081some of us aren’t here 365 days a year pal
>>223478070love me fights, love me sakuga, love me powerlevels, simple asboring slow paced mundane life crap where Frieren and the gang clean up driftwood or wash a statue? Miss me with that shit bro. DOGSHIT
>>223478098nice bit of scran that mate, just missing some ground beef
>>223478098would devour that if you set it in front of me
browned grief
>>223478098looks very good
>
nearly saved an image of an oriental girl from twitter but then i checked her profile and it said she was 14
SHE STARTED THE FIRES
>>223477930big mincer memince mince mince that's all I do
>>223478098with a bit more seasoning on the tenderstem and a sauce wouldn't be far off restaurant quatliy especially if you halved the portion of carbsnot sure why u felt the need to deploy it on a tray tho lol
ooooo sir fancy pants with the twisty knife
anyone going to the shaggers convention this weekend
sir rosenior on a speedy french train listening to an audiobook
WorcsBloke in? Just wanted to let you know that you CAN post the pictures of the mince.
>kavinsky diedi guess he got a night call from his maker
>>223478151yeah in my loins
>>223478140:/
>>223478166ur voice mate im dying
>>223478098Why's it on a tray?
>>223478059mage exam is the worst arc tho. just generic shonen slop
Do you think Boy George effectively utilized the punk ethos when he kidnapped a male prostitute and beat him with a chain after shackling him to a radiator?
>>223478199huh?who?kys
>>223478199that sounds like the most based thing any punk has ever done ever
>>223478187my voice?
>>223478199thought he was more new wave
>Boy George’s pro-Israel song is as punk as it gets. It takes balls to stand up to the Israelophobic hysteria of the cultural establishment. In refusing to call Israel’s war a ‘genocide’, he has struck a rebellious blow for truth, says Brendan O’Neill
>>223478059the whole fucking thing was just "doh that's a lot of time in human years!"dunno how that shite became so popular
>>223478199Nah but I think your dad effectively utilised the mincer ethos when he got bummed up the arse by a bunch of hairy blokes
>>223478224yep you have a neeky voice
>>223478235i dont do vocaroos so idk where you got that from
>>223478224don’t play silly buggars lol
'Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I amWell I'm a punk rocker, yes I am
>>223478269showing this picture to the barber
>>223477851I do it because it's funny and because I can. also I got 3 replys, which is let's face it, half of brit these days. and even if they do ignore me I know people still read it, especially that cuckold faggot leftypol which makes him seethe
I know it's comforting to believe that every annoying cunt on /brit/ is secretly the same person but unfortunately generals on this board attract schizos and attention seekers like flies to a screaming poo
>>223478232The first few episodes were great and then it became generic animeslop
Is this mallardchad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQbIAlF0mig
>>223478232fieren is just too sex
cheers for the nice commentsdon't know why it's on a tray just habit i suppose
>>223478284state of your life
FIFA is basically nothing without UEFA. If and it's a massive IF UEFA boycotts WC then Infantino and FIFA are done. Federations should start pulling out of FIFA now.
>>223478300wouldnt mind a pet anime elf not even into anime
>>223478098lush honestly lad good stuff
>>223478151What happened to her? I can't remember, did she just stop posting?
>>223478315would prefer an actual elfwhen are they going to be invented
>>223478309>sperg on 4chan is judging another sperg on 4chanpipe down maggor
this changes everything ...
>>223478252LOL i know you are, thats why
maggor
>>223478329...
The heat as bested me, I've stopped fighting it, it's 30.1C in my office and I don't care.
>>223478332dunno but there's such a thing as a clue and it's existed all your life, so perhaps prefer one of those
Uh oh don't set him off
foul fungus
>>223478329started an onlyfans and became wealthy, now she lives in a mansion of the french riviera.
I hope you lot don't read my posts and think I'm and annoying cunt
"get a clue" ah right I'll just pop down to Tesco and nab one which aisle are they kept in again?
>>223478353They've been lying to us.
>>223478353odd, didnt scientists say this was impossible? leftypol? hey big man leftypol, your scientists said this was impossible
hip new lingo just dropped
>>223478357I’m right there with you, hopefully tomorrow will offer a little relief
northwest fungus
I hope you lot read my posts and think I've an average sized willy
>>223478387canadians don't have clues
southern
honestly don't believe that normal fried food is unhealthylike if you just put a little bit of olive oil ir butter in the pan just truly don't think that is unhealthy
love pizza me
>>223478417board game innit
*lurks in the shadows*
>>223478342maybe if I was doing what you're doing you'd have a point
blocking the top of the stairs by doing the robot endlessly
>>223478410I read every Canadian post
anyway we settled on ground beef being correct, now let’s settle on some of /brits/ other hottest topics: where is mousey?
>>223478436dr orchid would get it
>>223478354?
in the fungalthe mighty fungalheatherpaedo posts tonightin the fungalthe mighty fungalheatherpaedo posts tonight
It's called mince, mate
>love pizza me
>>223478456*touches your heart*he's right there, as always....
>>223478456>ground beefYou're a foreigner
>>223478297That’s a very similar voice to the one in the employed women videos
minced minge
*minces towards you*
>>223478446petrified the police might see your posts? lmao united cuckdom
>>223478459releasing a wotanic aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweomumbaway
>>223478456Reddit literally fact checked it mate.
>>223478489s
>>223478484look at this zesty mfer oh my days
>>223478484ooooo, ello!
>>223478385once for a laugh I authenticated my pass with my VPN on and posted for a few threads with a JF flag and the general consensus after 2-3 threads where all my posts were attributed to one visible poster was that I am very annoying and unlikeableI wasn't even posting out of order either as I didn't want my pass banned, I was just posting normally yet everyone concluded I was annoying. Thankfully I can hide behind Anonymous posting.
Candice reminds me of emmajoy51. Another internet 4chan slag from France or perhaps Quebecois living in France but she was mainly on /soc/ I believe
>>223478484turns out...lil fodey fella
>>223478487and now you're just proving my point again
We need a zeidy post deleted timer. See how long jannies take and if they get under 15 second we should be able to donate money.
>>223478484god sprinkled a bit too much fairy dust on this thing while he was putting the pieces together
white fungus on my bread takes the fucking piss
>Reddit fact checked itbro looks up to Reddit like a higher power
>>223478517was it the turkish flag
Where are the sponsors zeidy? They drop you already?
hn incensed the mould isn't black
>>223478487You're weird mate
>>223478526saying I'm proving your point when you don't even have a point is low iq. do better
I love Brits so much it is unreal
>>223478555nah it was a Japan flag, no one will remember it we're talking a span of like 2 hours many years ago
Damn Mallard is SEXY
>>223478568*reports you to the sharia law police*have fun getting gaped and raped in prison
>>223478581ironing board weird desu
>>223478581thank you ^_^
was in cambridge and a japanese tourist was asking me loads of questions and they really do do that nod and do go 'oooooooooooh'
Mincing meat or grounding meat? Clearing mincing, grounding don't even make sense
hes currently swapping airplane mode on and off in a panic, getting increasingly irate at every IP he gets thats already banned
>>223478617Post a new video xx
>>223478600You'll do nothing
might get called a libshit for this but men being raped isn't that funny
using my earth powers to construct a cave to hide in
>>223478573my point proven once again
The brit drama is the only reason I post here. Love it.
drunk
that gay monkey pic always makes me crease
>>223478651lesss go
>>223478576Season 20 of Taskmaster is really good, watch that one next if you haven't seen it. Absolutely stellar cast, all complete maniacs with great synergy.
>>223478642leftypols not gonna like this
Smash the gangs
>>223478660>>223478680>>223478680
