Mince edition
>>223480209rorke's plato
toil freaks be leaving toil but then they hear toilberg in the back shout their namescream
rorke fweakin the fuck out on you fweaking fweaks
>>223480209what is your excuse?
have heartburn from the lime red bull and owl crispsalso cut my finger while shaving daddy's neck :(also barely slept and daddy needs me to pick him up for lunch so barely any nap time for me
>>223480236posted it again award
>>223480264just not female or asian enough to get a hunk like him
>Officers are asking the public to help them find 13-year-old girl Esme, who has been reported missing from Shrewsbury
>>223480269strange life you lead isn't it
>>223480264Not rich and I can't boost her OF career.
shit pig.shit pig now.
i yearn for autumn
>>223480301yh :\
leftypol putting the finishing touches on his dissertation on the vegan implications of peppa pig
off to bed
>>223480342
>>223480269you are bizarre as fuck
>>223480294last seen at ALDI battlefield road
nigga said yearn
nobooze, nofap, regular exercise will save me
>>223480342vgh
>>223480342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_u0gn1I8xQ
Imma sick fuck and I like a quick fuck
>>223480373WOOP
Dead simply food for tea I think
think ive actually permanently damaged my stomach by drinking so much coffeeor, perhaps, improved it, forced my stomach bacteria to adapt and overcome
Sir Manx Poster
Another day packaged and sent for processing.
童貞です
mental how much i hate toil
Who said that rorke and leftypol couldn't get on?
>>223480395two sides to every story
Wasted my life
>>223480209is the mince debate still going
>>223480366you can still wank but I feel like it's best to make it a functional thing like if you can feel your judgement becoming clouded with thoughts of perversion then you excuse yourself for a quick coom, 30 seconds to clear the pipes, then resume your daybut if you spend hours looking at porn and gooning then that's bad.
remember when every woman had this dye colourwhat were all that about?
>>223480438no i ended it
>>223480438we all decided it was silly and called a truce settling on ground beef as the right answer
>>223480373
i've been so fucking uncomfortable after getting this kidney stone removeda fucking string dangling out of my dick, got constipated because i used oxycodone, had to take a laxative, have to piss almost all the time and it stings when i do sometimes because of that string
ray davies is one of the only handful of my crushes whom I've actually fantasized about
>>223480477the sex pest with a freak cult? him? damn... if the sex pest with a freak cult could do it... anyone could...
that was meant to say sexually fantasized aboutactually sexually fantasized
>>223480438EW created a reddit thread and they all agreed it's MINCE not ground meat ffs. Redditors are smarter than /brit/ mongs.
>>223480484ayo lil string dick come ova here
lived in my flat for 4 years never seen my neighbour but today I left at the same time and he said hello now I know who he is I'll have to have an awkward hello every time I see him for the rest of time fuck my dogshit incel life
it's a Beirut - The Gulag Orkestar kind of day
>>223480537you should have responded with "nigga always talm bout some hello" and immediately walked away to assert dominance
>>223480560sc
>>223480484next time take docusate sodium every time you take a dose of oxycodonewill prevent constipation
>>223480484
>>223480528screambased tilde
yanks love they drugs
>too hot with the ac off>too loud with the ac onsummer is the worst season
https://youtu.be/p3e1aFyw6v4
loudness of the air conditioner is nice for sleep though
england cries out for latinas
>>223480621can use white noise machine
why are you like this?
>>223480631I've been to that place
matey has AC must be a millionaire
leftyblob and porke, don radcen's two loyal henchmen
jump jump jump
>>223480642i'm not like this no feminoid wants me
pressing some tofu
>>223480642literally every incel in this thread if they expanded their horizons
average work day for me
>>223480661i like to move it move it haha king julian madagascar
>>223480631>england cries out for latinas
>>223480679holy copei go out every single weekendand talk to girls
>>223480682nigga spent 20 minutes on the breaking bad wiki
>>223480621need silence me
>>223480697sounds dangerous
Having a VBRegular neck
>>223480697bizarre lie
>>223480702yeh we all saw it mate.
>>223480720not a liei'm just that ugly (and delusional after a few drniks)
ladscould you ever shag/date a girl that has the same name as your mum?
>>223480682blud learning about pollos hermanos, when he shoulda been learning about pulling her-man-osaha right?
>>223480741yes
>>223480235lmao
>>223480745wrap two arms around a single tit
>>223480741my mum is just mum to me her actually name i dont associate with her at all
right well
>>223480688they are cheeky little creatures
think ill do another playthrough of elden ring
>>223480767um
tit
>>223480752>>223480760pervertsshouting your mum's name inbetween grunts of pleasuresick bastards
>>223480784you can't really make a decision like that so lightly
>>223480794why are men such FREAKS
>>223480767lemum
never made any noises while shaggingeither deathly silent or talking normally
>>223480788yes?
>>223480808good grief!
>>223480808can't remember a single film ever that had indian woman dancing sexually
I'm 31 and never learned how to ride a bike, is it over for me
>>223480879usually in indian films I've found mate
>>223480892my parents tried to teach me when i was a kid but i was so bad they gave up
>>223480848
>>223480892just buy a bike and learn it really isnt hard
>>223480905name 1 (one)
>>223480921scream this is me
>>223480892ktim>>223480913my dad didn't bother to buy me a bikenever gave a shit about me
what's the easiest instrument to learn ladslike how the flute sounds so might give that a try
>>223480921pfffffffrttrtt
>>223480961fucking frog
>>223480961looks like are candice
>>223480892I learned when I was 26 and love it now
>>223480913dyspaxia?
leftypol standing in dog shit rorke seeing the dog shit in time and shoving it up his arse
>>223481010Good tuck job on that one
>>223480631During sex, the Mantilla stays on.
>>223481009just because she is french doesnt mean she is a frog
>>223480991flute is harder than string instruments i'd say ukelele
oh i mean dyspraxia
>>223480951Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
erm
>>223480991guitar
BAN BUCCAL FAT REMOVAL
one time my animus moaned sexually as a joke and I faintedthat is to say I swooned
>>223480991id take some ancient blow from this milf if you gnome saying
can;t get signed into a vpn on my phone because i left my goddamn password paper at home
>>223481060yes that and a naan bossman
>>223480991kazoo
>>223481088we used to mew for results like these
>Rab Ne Bana Di Jodiminion aah language
>>223481030no i was just a mongo
>>223481151scream
sir kier starmer
wtf!
wow
>>223481186
>>223481186fucks sake
brev
>>223481186too much wanking
what was it
if you are actually lonely why not get a femcel gf?
>>223481240femcels don't exist
>>223481225cock and groin area covered in burns and blisters
>>223481240she’s getting shagged by a below average bloke but not an incel tier bloke, that’s just the way of things women shag up men shag down
right well that appears to be a melted willy
>>223481259thank you
>>223481088if they fixed her recessed chin and recessed maxilla she would look bangin after the buccal fat removalproblem is now she has the cheekbones of a pretty person but her maxilla and forward mandible are still fucked so it just looks weird
>>223481151s
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Right well that's me bored of civ so I'll need to find something new to fill my smelly incel time. Hate when this happens as it always takes me ages to find a new game to get hooked on.
>>223481298alri clavicular
>>223481321skyrim
Genuinely baffles me that this cumbrained freak just randomly decides to spam his porn folder
>>223481321are u actually an incel cos im fascinated by them
love playing civ and nuking the other civs until they only have one tiny city left and keeping them alive as a zoo exhibit i can bully with no consequence
>>223481334I do a playthrough of Skyrim once a year or so but I'm not feeling it >>223481342yessir
just saw a woman in a white floral dress walk past with a lovely wobbly bottom on a slim framewas also wearing doc martin boots oddly
>>223481324mate called me clav once he started blowing upbut he made sure to say i looked nothing like clav (cos i'm an ugly fuck)
>>223481366is wearing doc martens odd
>>223481365do you live at your childhood home and what do your parents think about what you do? Did they ever push you in life
>>223481321Prey (2017)
>>223481382with a floral dress I think yes
>>223481342anthropologist over here
Co-op delivery was a cute Indian woman but she was being driven by her husband. Gave her my best smile and melted her heart while he was turning the car aroundDiversity is our strength
>>223481364ktim even if I dominate someone early game I leave them with a garbage city so they can watch my ascension to victory >>223481389prefer not to say
wish my gf had a big wobbly bottom on her slim frame. She’s more of a tight and perky bottom kind of girl
>>223481317mogged by you know who
>>223481409probably had your items in a bag soaked in her squirt juice
its trendy actually rorke x
>>223481409more /brit/ posters should be like this :)
>>223481420bet she wishes you had a big wobbly knob
errrm...lads?
mad how normies say goyslop now
>>223481458eh she struggles with what I have already desu just over 6 inches so nothing special but she has a small fanny
my gf literally once actually used the 'the big ones hurt me line' when I asked about my knob sizeit felt like a dessicated mushroom in that moment
>>223481428>>223481454love wogettes me
>>223481428Skinny jaundice small boat cronem property
how very glib
moment i sit down i just start coughin constantly againwhy is life so hard
only Anglos deserve life
>>223481496and this is him
>>223481500yeah?
>>223481506Damn, she’s taken a big juicer in the past
>>223481526gp
>>223481506right so I fucked up the quote mark placement didn't Iim sure /brip/ will be understanding
porke jr
>>223481454I'll have to take your word for it miss. Don't care for trends much, me. No, I carve my own path.
biting off a chinaman's tiny nob
>>223481533yeah…. Lol
>>223481496>>223481530sup mouldie
I reckon just be thankful with what you have guys... bless x
>>223481530*pulls out hatchet*right, lets clear up this mess
sir dessicated mushroom
why was there a weird melty penis
It's Autumn in England
sir metastatic melanoma
>>223481606if only it fucking was
i am definitely the beta provider that my gf settled for and it kills me inside
Hate people into niche electronic music
>Half of England in drought, Environment Agency says
He loves posting gore
oh sorry i asked
>>223481640Right then
>>223481488modern day minstrel shows
>>223481621just appreciate life for what it is mate you could be a lonely incel
>>223481647
ground beef
>>223481647looks like the wild west
I’m not enlarging that shit nigga
rorke saying the dress is white and goldleftypol saying the dress is blue and black
>>223481530He gets the best home cooked jollof and stew every night
>>223481638ktimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYTdbfSSOcw
Um Mallardchad is kinda sexy ..
>>223481606they got ride of itwoke
>>223481621and what do you provide then
any zog golem man in?
This is Palestinian Zajal (Hadaye), a centuries old tradition of improvised poetic duels where artists challenge each other on the spot.
>>223481669frankly absurd number of roos
honestly mental that there are women who have to imagine another man in their mind to actually get aroused with their bfs and husbands
>>223481683You are dumb
wish I had a dome
>>223481669send the buggers back
>>223481701Yeah this is exactly what I'm talking about
>>223481720I do this but with other women when I shag the missus
>>223481530michael obama tier "female"
>>223481714earn enough that she doesn't have to work
>>223481606>jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
gappy tooth women
Mallardchad get better glasses or contactsGet a better haircutFix your teethThen you'll be a solid 7 depending on your height
>>223481757do you work long hours?sometimes have to stay in hotels for work conferences?
>>223481669what happens in northern territory
on the alcohol but bored off my tits because video games aren't fun any more
>>223481770the reds journos
watcha thinkin' about, /brit/?
>>223481669so this is what rorke's been warning us about
>>223480219
>>223481799you x
>>223481799getting into bed and aiming my fan at my bollocks
lolhttps://youtube.com/shorts/WlrSCuDb6GQ?si=NQ8Vmj99aWihbrfk
>>223481799some people think rillas are very dangerous but theyre actually noteven if they get aggressive theyre very unlikely to actually attack you theyll just pump their chest and fart at you
simply not going to highlight that and click go to
>>223481833genuinely read the title asSee I am INCEL!i need help
>>223481752are you the married lad whose wife became really fat in the past couple of years
I can hear the most incredible music coming from my fan, it's really good it's somewhere between simon and garfunkel and modest mouse and two steps on the water, I can only hear it when the fan is on, logically I must be hallucinating it, but I think my fan may be able to channel music from another realm, or perhaps this is the music of the spheres
>>223481838the one in sekiro throws his poo at you
>>223481862this is why being on the dole is essential for healthmaxxing
>>223481838theyre brutes
in an extremely bizarre stroke of fate, Fallow (British chefs) just released this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw3DOGyGbSw
wish my driving instructor was a nice brown woman
>>223481881when my washing machine starts to slow down after a fast spin it sounds like the opening to robbie williams millennium
machines are great but theyre the best when they come to life
>>223481838wonder if anybody in human history has managed to have sex with a gorilla
>>223481757i didn't think anyone had to work in the uk, isn't it extremely easy to claim benefits
>>223481917scr
>>223481927That's how aids started
>>223481878what a fucking disgracelock up the lot of the bastards
>>223481917he's the one who started the gimmick this morning
>>223481917s
>>223481920I don't think that's quite the same but I enjoy it nonetheless
Won't be wanking for a while
>>223481917fucking screaming wtf
I need an Arab bird with an egregiously large bottom, built like a freakish pear.
MEO MEO MAO MAO MEOW
do they still make that ham with the little bears face in it or have we gone woke?
when hanno the navigator first found gorillas he thought they were just weird looking peoplemad
rorke unmasked
>>223481956wait, you mean you can hear actual music coming through?like it's picking up a signal?
>>223481985shouldve investigated a clue for himself
>>223481985they are a bit likee weird looking people arent theyorangutans too
>>223481976mr caberge :3
