British-German friendship edition
Mincent Van Gough
>>223483835mental how we're the same
>>223483832retard cow
tonight's wanktoil>>>/gif/30960418https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785333633816901.webm
Watching that new Spiderman movie, pirated of course
hate jago hazzard's neeky reddit humour but I can't stop watching
What was your first ever memory of eating mince?
>>223483866Mincent Van Groundbeed
>>223483876is it any good? i'm bored.
poo screaming bradley at a bad pun then posting something mentally ill while playing with my rorke and leftypol action figuresafterwards ill wanktoil to the transdem with a wotanic gay porn roar
>>223483866>>223483887how the fuck are you still going on about this
>>223483874um...hot
>>223483832what do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
>>223483840want to trade?
Delighted to report to the group that I have officially started a Frasier rewatch.I hope to find the salads tossed, and the eggs scrambled.
>>223483874>>223483892bit gay innit? are you a battyman?
Rupert Mince
>>223483896Yeah it’s alright. Only stream up at the moment is has a watermark for some Indian crypto casino over it though.
BRAVO MINCE
eating my teain bed
air beef for tea
we didnt know how good we had it
wish i was a woman (with or without a willy)>>>/gif/30959212
>>223483892Every time you post an Ariana picture I think about putting you on a lead and pulling on it while I fuck you from behind and make your tiny little clitty leak as I fill you til you’re leaking my cum for days
>>223483914Yes. Yes right fucking now. No rain for the next 2 weeks. Hasn't rained properly in months now. Grass is all dead.
>>223483938you should be put down
>>223483938why wouldn't you eat it at a table?
>>223483914what a question.. we're brits rain is our default setting
i wonder where katie would stand on the mince vs ground beef crossroad, she was a bit of an ameriboo wasn't she.
:/
>>223483906Because it's called mince not ground meat lmao
Sir Ground Beef
YouTube algorithm be full of white boys needing to speak to a doctor instead of thousands of strangers
mince melty
>>223483948
Mince Andrew your groundness
its obviously minceground beef is for yanks
>>223484000well what felt off about his life lately then
Just spaffed on the gfs toes
What's your favourite Pokemon? I like Mincer Mime and Groundon
pony
>>223483956>>223483982then the answer is simple: move to abadereen
>>223483912Hans
>>223484034BOOOOOOM ground meat nonce has been BTFO'd once again BOOOOOOOOM
pony blair
>>223484000youtube algo keeps suggesting uk civil war podcasts and videos of americans making homemade guns.
ground beefdrill
>>223484000youtube is full of videos of people with terminal cancer saying their last goodbyes, it's a bit deppressing really.
>>223484057im getting more and more tempted, long prolonged heatwaves only became a thing here recently
mental that I seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA and must please try again
>>223484040hs?
Re ur last picture. Uneed Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time! Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U!As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, il turn U over and jack off all over U
Has anyone spoken to Mousey on this mince beef debate?What does Mousey think about this? We need his guidance now more than ever.
>>223484057Inverness has nice weather, cozy 20 degree I saw today. Lived up there and exclusively holiday there. Cannot wait to get back. England is ruining my life. Despise it here. Give me the freezing cold winters and long summer nights.
>>223484075For me it's women showing off their nintendo ds and they've all got massive charm straps and sparkly buttons onPerformative nonsense
how is it legal?
>>223484106isn't mousey vegan? what the hell would he know about this.
grounded baddiedem
I think it's time to compromise on the mince debate. We'll merge the worlders. It's beef grince from now on.
Whether you say mince or ground beef depends on where you live. Mince is the standard term in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, while ground beef is preferred in the United States and Canada.Regional DifferencesMince (or minced beef): Used widely in British, Irish, and Commonwealth English because the meat is processed using a mincer.Ground beef: Used in North American English because the meat passes through a mechanical grinder.Important DistinctionMincemeat: In the UK and US, this separate term refers to a sweet mixture of dried fruit, spices, and suet used for pies, not meat.If you'd like, I can share a popular recipe that uses this ingredient or help you convert measurements for a specific dish.
>>223484103saw a video of someone saying all this in a Vince voice and it was funnyshame I can't share it here because I can't be arsed to find it and share it hereeveryone will just have to imagine that it was funny :)
the only person i want arrested right now is the sun
>>223484127what a lot of men don't know is that there's a little strap in this to hoist the arse upthey get baited with itnot me, i know the trick. disgusting.
>>223484135fag
Make sure to mince your hands after applying soap
THE Employed Woman is literally doing great numbers posting about the minced beef debate on r/AskUK
>>223484148https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
>>223483835
Favorite solo Sting song? For me it's Something the Boy Said though Englishman in New York is close
>>223484179so many valuable upvotes what an achievement
>>223484135alri demmiesladare you team mince or team ground beef?
>>223484193that's probably what I remember! Wow!
>>223484179scr
>>223484103Looks ridiculous with dyed hair, was fine grey before
>>223484213MAAAAAAAATEEEEEE
>>223484162the arse scrunchnot really very comfortable to weartheyre literally right up your crack (both) chafing on youwould not rec butmost girls wear them specifically for this reason (whores)
>>223484147So they're sepereate machines, meaning ground meat mong wasn't accurately describing mince in the first place because his vocabulary has been hijacked by American media. So team mince gets another victory.
>>223484226evil team i hope messi gets hit by a bus
>>223484200my top 3 areIf I Ever Lose My Faith In YouSeven DaysShape of my Heart
>>223484247they're not uncomfortable actually
>>223483986it's a mystery, but a yorkshire lass has no right calling it ground beef
>>223484258>filled with changelings
https://youtube.com/shorts/2AEA-BQsy6w
since 99% of this meat in retail is made using industrial meat grinders might aswell call it ground meat
over a 100 karma so far has been collected from that reddit thread.
>>223484179this can't be realroar
I HAVE BEEN INA GAY BARWITH THE VILLAGE PEOPLETHROBBING OUTYMCAwithin earshot of Lenin's tomb
>>223484286um
>>223483835herr harry
>Just mince, if someone says mince I assume it’s beef unless they say otherwise. Don’t know what piehead is.
>>223484300weyoun is a vorta
>>223484308Typical russian propaganda to cause a divide and spread disinformation. It is mince. None of your ruskie espionage will work on us. MINCE.
>>223484302
right then, there's tilde back in the dumpster
>>223484207alri lad xalways called it mince meat me, prior to today if someone asked me to fetch some ground beef I woulda asked them to clarify
>>223484060oh wait i messed it upwhat do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
>>223484226Always annoyed me that he got away with two yellow cards, it's like in football games (though maybe they fixed it now) where you'd foul someone but the ref would play on and you'd get the little notification showing it, so you could go for a full leg breaking challenge and only be punished for the initial yellow
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN5wzKmUkGM
>>223483948i was born in 2003 :/
>>223484179>>223484206I got fuck all upvotes for it actually it's mostly comments
>>223484349She needs mince. Fatty mince too. Far to skinny, dumb vegan bitch. Make her into mince in fact.
>>223484120Give us an example
>No idea who piehead is but, assuming they're a YouTuber, people with online personas or who spend a lot of time on line are more prone to using Americanisms in my experience. Possibly to make things clearer for their international audiences, partly through osmosis.
>>223484372you are NOT allowed to post the micethe petersthe dragonsthe poniesthe disneyverboten!
>>223484380dont care lol
the saddest day in /brit/ history
>>223484404>No idea who piehead isyou and me both brother
>>223484372Someone post the link. Influx of redditors for a week would be absolutely hilarious.
Pee crying
>>223484213neo-liberal ungulate
>>223484372scream
>>223484416It's just been a day of appreciation for mince and other animal related produce.
Drinking water to stay hydrated
currently banned from r/unitedkingdom and r/askuk
mincetsuki
business idea, start posting the link to /brit/ everywhere i can in live stream chats and on forums and see what happens
>>223484462i want migrants banned from unitedkingdom (deported)
My fiancee is having a full hysterectomy in a few weeks. What are some suggestions to make healing easier?
sir big magpie
>cider pints>ground meatheathermong just isn't human at this rate
Might make a post to tell them it's a 4chan thread, they would FREAK. Threads probably on its arse at this point anyway.
>>223484462what was the deed that done you?
>>223484372sir Virtual-Big-8500sir Afraid_Match9870
>>223484484im voting for the big magpie party
>>223484490i was being racist
>>223484489do it i'll upvote you
>>223484409on point shiroko
that's enough /brit/ for one day
>>223484308still my meat from the farmers market butchers shop but i live in a small white country villagemost of these lemmings live in urban hellscapes like london or manchester
>>223484511watch the youtube videos, thats the guy who spams this thread 24/7 with bullshit gimmicks THAT nasally virgin freak lmao dunno what i expected
>u/SnapFirefly likes to keep their posts hidden, but check out their stats to learn more about them.coward
@mootwhy is there a "next" button on the captcha but no "back" button? could you please get this fixed?thanks in advance
employed woman is funny sometimes
>>223484473It would be the most glorious reign of brit ever. Just tearing these curious individuals to shreds. The average brit thread would be haunting for a normie. Need to get zeidy in for that. Bribe the janny to let him post for a week.
Stop making me out to be a mentally ill lunatic
>>223484543They've got a composure about them. Like a bridge between us and the normies.
>>223484537well actually she's a woman
>>223484179did better numbers posting about the £1000 he spent on gacha
OI SAKS
>>223484548the tranny likes the anime tranny wow what a surprise
>>223484483she'll receive detailed instructions from the surgeon, but i'd imagine she'll need to get lots of rest, stay hydrated, eat healthy, and hopefully not have to deal with too much stress
You lot remember the Park Christmas savings thing? Always liked those adverts but then they went bankrupt and it fucked Christmas for a lot of families
>>223484570make more vlogs
>>223484537there's a video where he's talking about going to the GP and getting testosterone blocking shots every 3 monthswtf?
>>223484581dont care what it is its a genetic disaster
>>223484467never grounded 'gaki
https://4chan.org/feedbackdoing a bug submit
>>223484506What kind of racism
>>>/lgbt/44348463>>>/lgbt/44348303>>>/lgbt/44351391>>>/lgbt/44350992>>>/lgbt/44348536>>>/lgbt/44350886>>>/lgbt/44348616
a new low
>>223484624odd
agreed
>>223484570>Stop making me out to be a mentally ill lunatic
>>223484467>>223484611would love to have you two be permanent roommates in a prison cell for eternity
>>223484624screaming
umfawn in?
quitting the booze and hammering cardio has made my willard grow
>>223484548>yoruichi>bambi>hikifune>>>>mid
>>223484671that's not good that means your heart was in bad shape
>>223484570how much money do you have?
>>223484685Enough
>>223484624scrdidnt realize /briy/ started posting in /lgbt/ after i linked that thread>>223474473>>>/lgbt/44348303
i shall go for an incel walk in an instant.
this thread is mental
>>223484670Keep posting shite like this and see how hard I hammer your prostate you saucy little slut
Can't name any pornstars these days
new >>>/lgbt/44350886 >>>/lgbt/44350886 >>>/lgbt/44350886
>>223484670not allowed....
>>223484678yes it was
Got to be up at 4:15 am for toil tomorrow team making me extremely depressed and saddened
will hammering cardio make my willard grow too?I don't drink
mate...
>>223484757you can do it
>Stop making me out to be a mentally ill lunatichttps://youtube.com/shorts/aUu1UM5t-QY
can you get PIP for being trolled online
>>223484697don't you regret getting milked out of a grand for a game?
>>223484795Who's bullying you
>>223484757when are you doing your fuck a fan contest?
>>223484775
>>223484795worked for seasidemark and EW
>>223484804noponyim just askin'
sub-saharan blackest black pussy changed rorke
>>223484704do my incel walking late at night when its calm and peaceful and youdont get shitty little kids screaming or dogs running off leadsactually what time is it there mateohave you ever tried incelwalking and phoneposting at the same time
Me? Me? I'm on the wine. Supporting the vital aussie wine industry.When we collectively deport the brownoids, and form CANZUK with free movement, I will go over to australia to congratulate them
>>223484795only if makes you unable to shit in a toilet
>>223484772Thanks. It helps to break it down. The first two hours are when the shop is closed and I can usually get in 2-3 toilet breaks during that time (if anyone questions it I say I have a medical condition) and then there's 6 hours left of which 30 minutes will be my break
>>223484798No because it was for Gigi
pokopia dlc purchasedgotta finish my current game before it comes out or
>>223484838you should be working 40 hours per week
>>223484795our man andy tightening benefit requirements and rehauling pipmentally ill trannies on suicide watch
boring cunt me, zoomer lad at toil asked what I do when I'm not at toil, do nothing, nada, fuck all
>>223484871:) cant wait to fix bleak beach without drowning every 5 seconds
>>223484624oh my fucking days it is heatherpaedo
>>223484838could have all the toilet breaks you want as my personal sex arse
>>223484865it was for a character skinyou could have built a great shrine for a tenth of that
>>223484570You're profoundly mentally ill
Checking in with my mates
>>223484886I can't I have borderline personality disorder, major depressive disorder, bulimia nervosa, gender identity disorder and narcolepsy.
>>223484891true as fuckI ended up using the mouse feature for most of it but it's not very comfortable
it's pretty bad that we took the prince of wales title from the actual welsh princes. no wonder they hate us
>>223484932me?
>>223484935none of those prevent you from working
>>223484838what do you do while it's open? ever on the tills or just restocking and taking inventory?
>>223484905maybe tim is heatherpaedo
>gender identity disorder Hmm
>>223484958I do work though>>223484963Usually on the tills or self checkouts.
>>223484943prince just meant king too, the linguistic fucking to make it into son of king was evil
>>223484991none of those prevent you from working 40 hours per week
>>223484935shut up you fannynothing wrong with youyoure just lazy and terminally onlineive seen people in tesco with literally no legs serving people
>>223484991how are people when you're on the tills?
idiots falling for the larp day in and day out
>>223484943they're a conquered people no point avoiding that fact
interesting how all of sacked trannies so-called disabilities are ones that cant be proven
>>223484944no
>>223485021Very nice to me I'm actually quite well liked in the local community with customers knowing my name and asking where I've been when they haven't seen me for a while.
you reckon there was a lot of rape in the conquest of wales?
>>223485026no one is falling for it mate, were all just playing along because theres nothing else happening
>>223485043ok:(
>>223484704did my incel walk this afternoon in green england. had john coltrane on loophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T06fMkPkFYw>>223484831>have you ever tried incelwalking and phoneposting at the same timeI posted one thing in an old today and put my phone away so I could enjoy the walk
5,000 years ago, all of Europe was speaking Welsh
>>223485019mental health is harder to treat than having no legs
>>223485071it's calm up norf
New>>>/lgbt/44351616>>>/lgbt/44351616>>>/lgbt/44351616
Just come back from the beach, wasn't too busy considering it's school holidays Bloody hell, the arses and tits on some of them
>>223485046that's really good, you've come a long way
>>223485071>john coltranequartet*
>>223485098>WessexErm that isn't an official region
>>223485104this is raiding
>>223484831i usually go for my incel walk a bit before sunset, i like the light sunlight touching my skin.I go to great lenghts to avoid using any kind of electronic devide for their duration, i like the silence, being able to hear my own footsteps, the birds, and my heart beating.It's currently 4:40 pm here, sunset is in 2 hours or so.>>223485071shall listen to this later, like i said i prefer the silence.
just be a complete nuisance for your work coach and mental health services and you'll get 1600 quid a month with no questions asked besides the initial application form
>>223485107ridiculous isn't itany straight man would
>>223485046how often do people scream "ahhh monster" and then run away when they see you
oh hes talking to himself via employed women nevermind
>>223485135they are valid questions and half the posters here are lgbt
>>223485107>>223485158umm
>>223485157does this work if i have over a hundred grand in savings?
>>223485205pip is tax free so you'll only get 750 or so a month
>>223485157i put 2100 a month in my investment accounthow do you live on 1600 quid if i might ask
>>223485205noifyou have over 6000 you dont get benefits mate
>>223485256every person on bennies have under £6k to their name?
>>223485250creep
>>223485250does she do customs
am i the only cute girl here
>>223485236You're asking the wrong questions. You should asking yourself why you think 2100 is a lot of money and why you think you couldn't live off 1600 a month>>223485256You can get pip
benniemongs and toilslaves preparing to argue over who is more miserable
Can't stop thinking about their arses
>>223485317just you and i, sis
letting out a Hitleristic roar
remember clean bandit? what were that about?
oh its definitely ground beef btw
>>223485256Wrong.If you have over £6,000 in savings part of your universal credit payment is deducted. If you have over £16,000 in savings you are ineligible for Universal Credit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8mtXwtapX4RIP
>>223485319>why you think you couldn't live off 1600 a monthbecause i live in an affluent part of the country where we dont have indians or povvos
katie was just a larper wasn't she, no chance she has ever posted on the chan.
>>223484591rice is bare jokes
Découvrir mes avantages avec ShellGo+
>>223485371sargon of akkad over here
>>223485256What if you go onto benefits with exactly 6000 quid?
caged, hugged by latex, watch me slip into my latex dress
me and the miss us
bedroom is still sitting at 29 bastard degrees
I'm become gay
posted the lower quality webm by mistake what am I like
Still time to sow some tomatoes lads! got some today
Post-dinner poo completed
>>223485430he really is a fucking weirdo :/
Quite chilly out tonight, actually.
>>223485404remember when he made those rape jokes when he was trying to get elected as an MP and then had to stand down and now just plays warhammer on twitchlol
>>223485430Kek. Temu elon done him there
Can women smell if you had a wank
>>223485409Not bad, i had a go on a Bangladeshi girl myself about 8 years ago.
employed woman spamming screenshots of his own posts I see
>>223485430 Hi all,I had weekly lessons for 26 weeks between February 2022 and April 2024. I passed my theory test but my instructor never entered me for a practical. They charged £375 for 6 lessons and I don't know if I was scammed.Anyway, they spent most lessons criticising me and didn't really teach me much. I felt like I was paying for the privilege of driving a car around for an hour and a half a week. I was extremely inconsistent with the manoeuvres because we'd do them and wouldn't do them again for like 6 weeks.The final straw was when I was driving on a 60 mph road and a pigeon wasn't moving out of the way so I swerved to save him. My instructor had a meltdown and started insulting me calling me stupid and incompetent etc. I explained I was an RSPB membership but they said it doesn't matter it's dangerous to swerve on a busy road.Shortly after that they took early retirement and said they can't keep teaching me and I haven't had lessons since. My theory expires next month so idk if it's even worth trying to learn to drive or whether it's not for me.Thanks
props to EW for working retailI couldn't hack that
>>223485484don't rile him uphe'll post a vocaroo of his gay autism voicethen you'll be sorry
>>223485518But the shit picking....
>>223485522Or he'll do his impression of a cat hacking up a furball
sack twanny sack twanny
if you eat loads of rapberries it makes u FARThhaaget it?
Bumming sacked tranny til he screams
just posting reddit screenshots now are we
>>223485373? she never claimed she did
he's been done
Where is that narcoleptic freak
>>223485461for me its the most recent big brained stunt of him and the lotus eaters think tank rushing out their rape gang inquiry that had zero new information to secure 6% of the makerfield vote for restore
doing some grunting
and heres mouldie!
*rapid beeping*
the right honourable wellington
>>223485606poor guy
*rapid wanking*
had a real of mice and men day my plans went to total shit ironically a clearly depressed on the phone irishman helping me out was the best part of it
hell walk it off xd
Tactical pooke deployed down the karzie
the rivers are drying up
you can't post the gore
new >>223483836>>223483836>>223483836
>>223485699cry me a river
